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I am so happy to know that I am not the only non-poodle fan in the house. Florida is such a special place. Thank you KFS.
Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention
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I really just wanted to say that Oliver is a good boy. a really good boy.
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I wonder how long before that incredibly uncomfortable looking wheelchair takes all the skin off her upper outer thighs.
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The “no eye contact” patches are fucking hilarious to me. DON’T EVEN LOOK AT MY DOG (even though I dyed him blue and brought him out in public expressly for the purpose of getting some of that sweet sweet attention)!! It’s like a portlandia sketch or something.
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DPMIW posted a seizure video
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The dog even looks embarrassed.
So she privated Dontpetmeimworking and decided to merge it with her newer page, HalfmoonHuskies. And at the same time reee about posting as much as she likes about her disabilities and we can all "bite her"
How about you have a real seizure and bite your own tongue off then have to go to school the next day, can never drive a car and live knowing one of your seizures could actually make you stop breathing and die.
here we see a 6 hours ago, telling everyone she will post about her disabilities as much as she wants! reeeeeee!
A strategically placed fake med alert bracelet for maximum (7 whole) asspats along with a dog being a dog.
Painsomnia but smiling for photos. Sure.
Looks more like a smug look from someone about to fake a seizure to prove us wrong.
Yeah that proves everything. Notice it's only 3 hours after her 'big mad' post about doing whatever she wants on whatever account.
And 2 hours ago, at the hospital. In the waiting room because of how urgently she needs help.
Is this bitch not afraid of getting covid at all?
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howmanypizzas69
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What ever happened to that super obese lady who had covid? Was that in this thread or am I imagining things...?
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Good grief...
People can change drastically in four years, especially when you're young (lord knows I have) but you can practically see the exponential increase in crazy (as well as exponential increase in girth).
I do feel bad for Oliver, I love a pibble.
People can change drastically in four years, especially when you're young (lord knows I have) but you can practically see the exponential increase in crazy (as well as exponential increase in girth).
I do feel bad for Oliver, I love a pibble.
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I don't understand why so many people fake EDS. It's a genetic disorder and not hard to prove or debunk. Fibromyalgia is easy to fake, that one I understand.
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Yes. It’s more of a group of syndromes and there are specific genes for some, and conveniently, no specific gene known for others. So it’s easy to fake.
The most severe types are genuinely serious conditions because it affects connective tissue in places like your aorta. Other types are way less severe, and just give you hypermobility in joints/stretchy skin etc.
It’s also worth saying that a bit of hypermobility is really common in women generally - loads of women have joint laxity especially after pregnancy, it can take a few years to get back to normal after having a kid.
The best management for the non-very-serious types is to stay as active as you can with a focus on stabilising low to mid impact excercises to strengthen the musculature and thus stabilise the joints. Pilates, swimming, walking, being a healthy weight.
Sitting in a wheelchair is about the worst thing you can do, because you lose that condition fast.
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They all pick hEDS, the one type that doesn’t have an easily identifiable gene associated with it.
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On the third day of munchmas my hard drive gave to me . . . suicide as a personality trait. I said we'd be back to the bucket of batshit that moved in with Rose and Willow. Her name is Megan Stoff, d/b/a servicedognala, "Disney's Favorite Dog!" and you might have already run across her. A video of her went viral two years ago where she has a fight with a Karen who is demanding that her over-endulged child be allowed to pet a group of training puppies. Megan comes off reasonable there, telling the Karen that she shouldn't have told the kid she could pet the dog if she didn't want the kid to cry when the answer was no. But rest assure Megan is an entire Manhattan Project of weaponized mental illness who will suicide bait at the first sign things aren't going her way and hold you responsible if anything should happen to her. She now feels she is the authority on absolutely fucking anything to do with disability, mental illness, or service dogs and will gladly write 15-paragraph captions to share her every thought. She's currently trying to transition to physical ailments.
Here's a good place to stop. Megan's account blows up once she's back in florida and she becomes possibly the most obnoxious munchie on the internet.
One of Megan’s many obnoxious habits is her cycle of posting something provocative, suicide baiting when it doesn’t go her way, then deleting some but not all of the evidence. She leaves enough that people know something bad happened to her and she was very hurt by it, but not enough to learn what it was or that she brought it on herself again. I left a lot of this out just because she deletes the entire caption and curates the comments so it's nearly impossible to figure out what the fuck is going on. Another is that she amassed a LARGE following of SJWs and wanna be service dog munchies and if she has any tiny hiccup while out with her dog like an employee asking for the dog’s ID, Megan will send this army of cancel culture freaks out to bombard that business with tagged posts screeching at them to DO BETTER. Nearly every post is an entitled diatribe about someone not following her very strict guidelines for how you are to act in her presence, accompanied by a picture of her dog at Disney World.
The account starts in late 2017 with an adorable puppy tagged #servicedogintraining but no indication of what she's training for. In Jan 2018 we learn it's for non-combat PTSD.
Megan doesn't live in Florida at this time. She's somewhere near Pittsburgh living with her parents. But she is getting an annual pass and announces the dog will be coming with her all the time. And she might be a little mentally unstable.
Church shopping for one that will let her bring her puppy. Queen Jaquie I of Florida is invoked.
Already starting fights with SD groups, because they have the audacity to point out that most of the alerts these girls claim are fake lol
In February Nala makes her first pilgrimage to the Mouse, being thrown immediately into 12 day trip. I am enough of a loser to know that Megan is staying at All-Star Movies, one of the five low-tier motel-style resorts that "only" charges $150 or so per night. We've just had this conversation, but Megan is the queen of taking up way too much time with costumed cast members while kids in line are waiting for what they think is the REAL mickey mouse.
Included only because my.little.shadow (Whitney) is another stop on our tour and she is as dumb as this three-word comment makes you think she is. She's the one in black in the last pic. The strange-looking chick on the right is Rae (zeppole.my.helper/full.service.cafe/crippled.fox/raeovlight) and we'll be visiting her next.
And this sets her future pattern of every single encounter she has with other people being outrageously bad. Whitney has to take care of her.
Back home, everything sucks and is toxic and notoriously awful.
Megan dyes her dog purple but DON'T YOU DARE ACKNOWLEDGE HER. Queen Jaquie I of Florida is invoked again.
Like the others, Megan starts making capes so you, too, can bring your puppy to Disney.
Alerts to anxiety
A month after her first trip Megan is taking Nala back to Disney, this time for 24 days
Someone points out that people who actually need service dogs and don't want people trying to distract them all the time don't dye their asses purple and dress them up. Megan mad.
Showing off them self harm scars. Sometimes people point this out and she yells that it's so hot in Florida she needs to wear shorts.
Nala shits in the middle of Disney
Because Nala is still in training, a misinformed Universal Studios employee says she can't enter the park. Thus begins the trend of Megan sending her followers out to screech at a company.
Back home and can't get out of bed because muh mentals
Megan doesn't talk much about her issues early in her account; just a rare mention here or there of being at the psychiatrist or trialing new psych meds.
tomoe_atyourservice is also Whitney. What kind of idiot posts their phone number on instagram?
Megan is real salty that because all her disability claims are due to The Batshit she doesn't have any fun toys to prove she's really for realzies sick.
Tasks include letting her know she's scratching herself. Check out that gut!
In June she goes BACK to Florida, this time on Spirit Air. At the time I originally wrote this I worked in Pennsylvania and flew up from Florida every few weeks when they needed me to be there in person which I could afford to do because even pre-Covid Spirit's fares were less than a meal out at a chain restaurant. Therefore I can tell you with all certainty that megan did not pick a seat in advance (which they charge you for) because she was certain that simply by entering with the dog she would be moved up to bulkhead or The Big Front Seat - both of which they charge extra for. Instead, she got randomly assigned one of the middle seats and this was DISCRIMINATION!!!
By the way the strange-looking girl is shown here with a golden but now she has another goddamned poodle. I swear it's like they all got poodles because they know how much I hate them. Another one who uses florida heat as a reason to work her dog "nakey" and is totally not baiting people to kick her and her dog out.
Megan, who will later claim crowds are the worst for her, goes to Disney on 4th of July
Back home, Megan throws a temper tantrum and accuses someone else of throwing a temper tantrum, ends up in partial, tries to get in shape but quickly gives up.
Megan goes to inpatient psych care with the dog.
These Coatsbyde cooling coats were all the rage for a while. Jaquie, Janiece, Alex, Henry, and I think Cassie all showed them off at one point. Megan gets hers, then uses it as a pattern to make her own and sells it.
First of all, the vest she has on Nala is faux leather which would not be my pick for an extremely hot day, even with a cooling coat. But here Megan decides she will parent someone else's child at a crowded zoo rather than just walk away like an adult.
remember this as she will keep going to the parks despite claiming crowds make her mentuls flare
In August, Megan announces she's moving to Florida. This poodle is the one owned by the chick with the forearm crutches. Can't wait to hang out with Jess and Alex.
Megan will often claim her family are abusive by which she means her mom thinks she is an attention-seeker who doesn't need the dog and is just being a whiny bitch. Lol.
Megan doesn't want to admit that the dog is only for psychiatric tasks because normies just don't understand. When her dog barks at zoo animals "no biggie" lol
And so in September, Megan moves to Orlando and is so excited to be 10 minutes from the parks.
She immediately starts endearing herself to the locals by making a scene and telling everyone how to act every single chance she gets. All downhill from here, folks.
Do you guys know how fucking HOT it is in Florida in early September? Doesn't matter, Megan wants to go to the parks for 12 hours!
Pink rollator and giant white mutt belongs to servicedogkida, my favorite stop on the tour
More evidence of just how pleasant this person is to be around.
OH LOOK. It's Alex's mutant dog Levi. Seeing them together really drives home what a freak Levi is.
Trying out her friend's wheelchair, wanting one of her own
All of these confrontations happened in just the first month she lived in Florida which gives you an idea of how often she went to Disney and how ready she was to jump down anyone's throat.
Magically_mozart, current queen of the Disney munchies
Poor Megan, bored at home since no one wants to go to Disney and getting a job is for losers.
We've already seen Molly the terrified aussie mix before and even other shots from this exact shoot. For a while it's all disney and halloween horror nights with very few chimp outs.
Man I forgot how many coming attractions show up on Megan's account. The malti-poo will be discussed in the future as well.
Megan makes it six whole weeks into her forever Disney vacation before landing herself in a psych ward. She's mad that because she insisted she needed the dog with her (at a psychiatric ward where there are people trained to do everything needed to help her) she ends up on a drug rehab floor.
Mocking other people for bringing their dogs everywhere for attention. She's NOT an ESA!!!!!
Megan finally gets a job in October and oh god. She's going to be a nanny. Someone else is entrusting their children to a woman who has to be hospitalized if someone blinks at her. It lasts a week before she says "it wasn't working out for either party."
This leads to a mental collapse that is - in her words - too special to be treated at her local hospital. So instead she goes to Disney.
And with that, two months after she arrives, Megan announces she is heading back to Pittsburgh. As such, she will be treating the rest of her time in Florida "like a vacation," suggesting that isn't what she's been doing for the entire time she's been there. (i'm not including the dozens of Disney pics she posts per week where nothing interesting happens to her.)
Fuck u my mentals are important, small child!!!
Molly in the back panicking her poor head off. Fuck that fat bitch for putting her dog through this now I'm MOTI all over again.
You notice that she never elaborates on what her health issues are. when she does it's almost always talking about how she's depressed and gets anxious around people which invariably led to being asked why she would choose to go to Disney.
Photographing other people's children to shame them instead of moving her dog away. Nice one.
Megan makes sure people don't think she's yanking on the dog's joints because that would be a no-no at her size.
Back home, she's mad that she can no longer make nurses walk her dog while she's in the hospital. This is the norm, and Jaquie et al brought this up every time she was hospitalized. The nurses have an important job to do and are not your personal dog walking service.
I miss when my friend would prove she really needed her $15k mobility device by letting me play with it even though I weigh 100 lbs more than she does and have no mobility problems. The comments from ServiceDogKida, who megan is apparently planning to move in with, will be real funny when we get to her timeline.
Goes to the hospital with the dog she was told not to bring, checks herself out AMA, mad that psych patients get treated like psych patients instead of like normies. Next day "I wanna smash my head against the wall!"
Obligatory "not misbehaving, alerting." To what? She'll never say. Megan dragged her puppy to Disney for days on end when she was barely old enough to potty train to teach her how to act in crowds, but she now has issues with other people bringing their dog to work when "a bare minimum" of behavior has been reached. But we finally get the diagnosis we've all been thinking: Borderline Personality Disorder.
And here's where she has the Karen fight and gains thousands of new followers overnight. If you thought she was entitled and obnoxious before, hold on to your hats. Now screeching that even if her dog isn't in a vest you should be psychic and know it's not just a pet.
Another go at getting in shape starts the day after Christmas. (spoiler: she gives up)
Gets new followers, immediately asks for gibs.
Again making sure people know she isn't pulling on her dog's joints.
Around this time she starts suicide baiting a lot and her followers ask her to provide trigger warnings. She acts as maturely as you expect.
Can't find a job.
Her previous excuse for not vesting her dog was it's too hot in Florida. Now it's a freezing winter in Pennsylvania and her excuse is "fuck you, a video of me went viral so you should already know I'm special." Her mom tries to be helpful by saying the dog is training (which to normies would sound like "please don't distract as she is learning") and Megan chimps out more because FUCK YOU MOM SHE'S TRAINED. Dog is like, just barely over a year into training.
Gettin the weeds. All these girls can't just buy it from Joe's little brother down the street like us plebs. I feel like there's a whole niche of little brothers who are suffering economically from lost weed sales.
Hahahahaha another one who goes to disney all the time but muh agoraphobia
Oooh new diagnosis, I wonder what it will be!
I feel like this is a dig at Alex and her mutant Levi who, at four, still won't heel and she is constantly excusing it as him trying to get her away from one of her hundreds of allergens. It probably isn't but a shill can dream.
RuffWear, a dog gear company known for their boots, used to give a discount to service dog handlers. This came to an end when too many Megans abused it and now they only provide the discount to SD programs and you can't even buy their guide dog harness unless your dog is from a specific program training dogs for the blind. This makes her MAD because it suggests her dog isn't really a service dog.
By the way, she has two other dogs. She can't bring them to florida so even though they're her furry babies, when she moves she leaves them home with her EVIL mom. Lol.
Sabotaging her job prospects.
Another time she decides to be rude to a stranger and mom ruins it for her by being polite.
Posted only because she meant spontaneously and wrote sporadically and that makes me giggle.
Her case is very severe and special. Gettin' that disability so she can give up pretending she wants to get one of the jobs she applies for. She is working at this point . . . at a daycare.
Only my fans can say hi to me, everyone else is bad. Trying her best to explain why after weeks of muh anxiety muh agoraphobia she's suddenly okay being in crowds again.
she really loves remembering the time she got to sit in a wheelchair.
Again. As somone who has socialized several dogs who are not okay with other dogs, taking them to a pet store where I know everyone else's animal will be on a leash is often the best option to get them in the same space as other dogs but a safe distance away so no one gets hurt. It sounds like the woman knew she couldn't control the dog so she handed him off to the man who could. Wonder how many "my pit is my SD" people chimped and had their comments deleted. A few days after this posts about taking her own reactive dogs out and this time it's other people's fault for her dogs going bananas.
Dyes her dog's ass to match her hair but freaks out if you even acknowledge the dog exists.
Finally acknowledges that the extra attention she gets from having the dog negates the benefits of having it with her,
Still working at a daycare, still pretending to be looking for better work, but also doesn't want to work so much that it makes the people assessing her disability claim realize she can work.
Goes to a hospital for suicidal ideation and is mad she has to submit to being checked for self harm. But this time, the medical staff has to walk her dog!
Megan decides that she needs to have her dog off the leash at all times, and now all her posts become about how everyone else needs to leash their dogs for her protection. Actually, ALL her posts start to become about how everyone else needs to act around her.
So here's where she starts her habit of posting captions, deleting them after the fact, but leaving the comments up so you can kind of get an idea what happened. Here she says something about her abusive living situation and asks for sheckles.
Here she announces her new diagnosis was autism, and she's trying to decide between transcranial magnetic stimuation or electroconvulsive therapy for her depression. Servicedogkida in the comments. And since now she has an autism diagnosis and that sounds more official than muh mentals, she gets a new vest so everyone knows. Actually she got the vest before she got the diagnosis. Lol. Immediately tries to reconcile claiming autism makes her become overstimulated easily with her habit of going to Disney for weeks at a time.
Another post where she deleted the caption but it was something about ABUSE!!! and needing to get out of her home. I'm pretty sure her family doesn't buy the autism diagnosis.
lol Flirty the Service Horse chimes in. In case you are blessedly unaware of this one, she's a monstrously large woman who has a mini horse as a mobility animal for plantar fasciitis. lmao.
And with that Megan makes her second go at becoming Florida Woman.
The account starts in late 2017 with an adorable puppy tagged #servicedogintraining but no indication of what she's training for. In Jan 2018 we learn it's for non-combat PTSD.
Megan doesn't live in Florida at this time. She's somewhere near Pittsburgh living with her parents. But she is getting an annual pass and announces the dog will be coming with her all the time. And she might be a little mentally unstable.
Church shopping for one that will let her bring her puppy. Queen Jaquie I of Florida is invoked.
Already starting fights with SD groups, because they have the audacity to point out that most of the alerts these girls claim are fake lol
In February Nala makes her first pilgrimage to the Mouse, being thrown immediately into 12 day trip. I am enough of a loser to know that Megan is staying at All-Star Movies, one of the five low-tier motel-style resorts that "only" charges $150 or so per night. We've just had this conversation, but Megan is the queen of taking up way too much time with costumed cast members while kids in line are waiting for what they think is the REAL mickey mouse.
Included only because my.little.shadow (Whitney) is another stop on our tour and she is as dumb as this three-word comment makes you think she is. She's the one in black in the last pic. The strange-looking chick on the right is Rae (zeppole.my.helper/full.service.cafe/crippled.fox/raeovlight) and we'll be visiting her next.
And this sets her future pattern of every single encounter she has with other people being outrageously bad. Whitney has to take care of her.
Back home, everything sucks and is toxic and notoriously awful.
Megan dyes her dog purple but DON'T YOU DARE ACKNOWLEDGE HER. Queen Jaquie I of Florida is invoked again.
Like the others, Megan starts making capes so you, too, can bring your puppy to Disney.
Alerts to anxiety
A month after her first trip Megan is taking Nala back to Disney, this time for 24 days
Someone points out that people who actually need service dogs and don't want people trying to distract them all the time don't dye their asses purple and dress them up. Megan mad.
Showing off them self harm scars. Sometimes people point this out and she yells that it's so hot in Florida she needs to wear shorts.
Nala shits in the middle of Disney
Because Nala is still in training, a misinformed Universal Studios employee says she can't enter the park. Thus begins the trend of Megan sending her followers out to screech at a company.
Back home and can't get out of bed because muh mentals
Megan doesn't talk much about her issues early in her account; just a rare mention here or there of being at the psychiatrist or trialing new psych meds.
tomoe_atyourservice is also Whitney. What kind of idiot posts their phone number on instagram?
Megan is real salty that because all her disability claims are due to The Batshit she doesn't have any fun toys to prove she's really for realzies sick.
Tasks include letting her know she's scratching herself. Check out that gut!
In June she goes BACK to Florida, this time on Spirit Air. At the time I originally wrote this I worked in Pennsylvania and flew up from Florida every few weeks when they needed me to be there in person which I could afford to do because even pre-Covid Spirit's fares were less than a meal out at a chain restaurant. Therefore I can tell you with all certainty that megan did not pick a seat in advance (which they charge you for) because she was certain that simply by entering with the dog she would be moved up to bulkhead or The Big Front Seat - both of which they charge extra for. Instead, she got randomly assigned one of the middle seats and this was DISCRIMINATION!!!
By the way the strange-looking girl is shown here with a golden but now she has another goddamned poodle. I swear it's like they all got poodles because they know how much I hate them. Another one who uses florida heat as a reason to work her dog "nakey" and is totally not baiting people to kick her and her dog out.
Megan, who will later claim crowds are the worst for her, goes to Disney on 4th of July
Back home, Megan throws a temper tantrum and accuses someone else of throwing a temper tantrum, ends up in partial, tries to get in shape but quickly gives up.
Megan goes to inpatient psych care with the dog.
These Coatsbyde cooling coats were all the rage for a while. Jaquie, Janiece, Alex, Henry, and I think Cassie all showed them off at one point. Megan gets hers, then uses it as a pattern to make her own and sells it.
First of all, the vest she has on Nala is faux leather which would not be my pick for an extremely hot day, even with a cooling coat. But here Megan decides she will parent someone else's child at a crowded zoo rather than just walk away like an adult.
remember this as she will keep going to the parks despite claiming crowds make her mentuls flare
In August, Megan announces she's moving to Florida. This poodle is the one owned by the chick with the forearm crutches. Can't wait to hang out with Jess and Alex.
Megan will often claim her family are abusive by which she means her mom thinks she is an attention-seeker who doesn't need the dog and is just being a whiny bitch. Lol.
Megan doesn't want to admit that the dog is only for psychiatric tasks because normies just don't understand. When her dog barks at zoo animals "no biggie" lol
And so in September, Megan moves to Orlando and is so excited to be 10 minutes from the parks.
She immediately starts endearing herself to the locals by making a scene and telling everyone how to act every single chance she gets. All downhill from here, folks.
Do you guys know how fucking HOT it is in Florida in early September? Doesn't matter, Megan wants to go to the parks for 12 hours!
Pink rollator and giant white mutt belongs to servicedogkida, my favorite stop on the tour
More evidence of just how pleasant this person is to be around.
OH LOOK. It's Alex's mutant dog Levi. Seeing them together really drives home what a freak Levi is.
Trying out her friend's wheelchair, wanting one of her own
All of these confrontations happened in just the first month she lived in Florida which gives you an idea of how often she went to Disney and how ready she was to jump down anyone's throat.
Magically_mozart, current queen of the Disney munchies
Poor Megan, bored at home since no one wants to go to Disney and getting a job is for losers.
We've already seen Molly the terrified aussie mix before and even other shots from this exact shoot. For a while it's all disney and halloween horror nights with very few chimp outs.
Man I forgot how many coming attractions show up on Megan's account. The malti-poo will be discussed in the future as well.
Megan makes it six whole weeks into her forever Disney vacation before landing herself in a psych ward. She's mad that because she insisted she needed the dog with her (at a psychiatric ward where there are people trained to do everything needed to help her) she ends up on a drug rehab floor.
Mocking other people for bringing their dogs everywhere for attention. She's NOT an ESA!!!!!
Megan finally gets a job in October and oh god. She's going to be a nanny. Someone else is entrusting their children to a woman who has to be hospitalized if someone blinks at her. It lasts a week before she says "it wasn't working out for either party."
This leads to a mental collapse that is - in her words - too special to be treated at her local hospital. So instead she goes to Disney.
And with that, two months after she arrives, Megan announces she is heading back to Pittsburgh. As such, she will be treating the rest of her time in Florida "like a vacation," suggesting that isn't what she's been doing for the entire time she's been there. (i'm not including the dozens of Disney pics she posts per week where nothing interesting happens to her.)
Fuck u my mentals are important, small child!!!
Molly in the back panicking her poor head off. Fuck that fat bitch for putting her dog through this now I'm MOTI all over again.
You notice that she never elaborates on what her health issues are. when she does it's almost always talking about how she's depressed and gets anxious around people which invariably led to being asked why she would choose to go to Disney.
Photographing other people's children to shame them instead of moving her dog away. Nice one.
Megan makes sure people don't think she's yanking on the dog's joints because that would be a no-no at her size.
Back home, she's mad that she can no longer make nurses walk her dog while she's in the hospital. This is the norm, and Jaquie et al brought this up every time she was hospitalized. The nurses have an important job to do and are not your personal dog walking service.
I miss when my friend would prove she really needed her $15k mobility device by letting me play with it even though I weigh 100 lbs more than she does and have no mobility problems. The comments from ServiceDogKida, who megan is apparently planning to move in with, will be real funny when we get to her timeline.
Goes to the hospital with the dog she was told not to bring, checks herself out AMA, mad that psych patients get treated like psych patients instead of like normies. Next day "I wanna smash my head against the wall!"
Obligatory "not misbehaving, alerting." To what? She'll never say. Megan dragged her puppy to Disney for days on end when she was barely old enough to potty train to teach her how to act in crowds, but she now has issues with other people bringing their dog to work when "a bare minimum" of behavior has been reached. But we finally get the diagnosis we've all been thinking: Borderline Personality Disorder.
And here's where she has the Karen fight and gains thousands of new followers overnight. If you thought she was entitled and obnoxious before, hold on to your hats. Now screeching that even if her dog isn't in a vest you should be psychic and know it's not just a pet.
Another go at getting in shape starts the day after Christmas. (spoiler: she gives up)
Gets new followers, immediately asks for gibs.
Again making sure people know she isn't pulling on her dog's joints.
Around this time she starts suicide baiting a lot and her followers ask her to provide trigger warnings. She acts as maturely as you expect.
Can't find a job.
Her previous excuse for not vesting her dog was it's too hot in Florida. Now it's a freezing winter in Pennsylvania and her excuse is "fuck you, a video of me went viral so you should already know I'm special." Her mom tries to be helpful by saying the dog is training (which to normies would sound like "please don't distract as she is learning") and Megan chimps out more because FUCK YOU MOM SHE'S TRAINED. Dog is like, just barely over a year into training.
Gettin the weeds. All these girls can't just buy it from Joe's little brother down the street like us plebs. I feel like there's a whole niche of little brothers who are suffering economically from lost weed sales.
Hahahahaha another one who goes to disney all the time but muh agoraphobia
Oooh new diagnosis, I wonder what it will be!
I feel like this is a dig at Alex and her mutant Levi who, at four, still won't heel and she is constantly excusing it as him trying to get her away from one of her hundreds of allergens. It probably isn't but a shill can dream.
RuffWear, a dog gear company known for their boots, used to give a discount to service dog handlers. This came to an end when too many Megans abused it and now they only provide the discount to SD programs and you can't even buy their guide dog harness unless your dog is from a specific program training dogs for the blind. This makes her MAD because it suggests her dog isn't really a service dog.
By the way, she has two other dogs. She can't bring them to florida so even though they're her furry babies, when she moves she leaves them home with her EVIL mom. Lol.
Sabotaging her job prospects.
Another time she decides to be rude to a stranger and mom ruins it for her by being polite.
Posted only because she meant spontaneously and wrote sporadically and that makes me giggle.
Her case is very severe and special. Gettin' that disability so she can give up pretending she wants to get one of the jobs she applies for. She is working at this point . . . at a daycare.
Only my fans can say hi to me, everyone else is bad. Trying her best to explain why after weeks of muh anxiety muh agoraphobia she's suddenly okay being in crowds again.
she really loves remembering the time she got to sit in a wheelchair.
Again. As somone who has socialized several dogs who are not okay with other dogs, taking them to a pet store where I know everyone else's animal will be on a leash is often the best option to get them in the same space as other dogs but a safe distance away so no one gets hurt. It sounds like the woman knew she couldn't control the dog so she handed him off to the man who could. Wonder how many "my pit is my SD" people chimped and had their comments deleted. A few days after this posts about taking her own reactive dogs out and this time it's other people's fault for her dogs going bananas.
Dyes her dog's ass to match her hair but freaks out if you even acknowledge the dog exists.
Finally acknowledges that the extra attention she gets from having the dog negates the benefits of having it with her,
Still working at a daycare, still pretending to be looking for better work, but also doesn't want to work so much that it makes the people assessing her disability claim realize she can work.
Goes to a hospital for suicidal ideation and is mad she has to submit to being checked for self harm. But this time, the medical staff has to walk her dog!
Megan decides that she needs to have her dog off the leash at all times, and now all her posts become about how everyone else needs to leash their dogs for her protection. Actually, ALL her posts start to become about how everyone else needs to act around her.
So here's where she starts her habit of posting captions, deleting them after the fact, but leaving the comments up so you can kind of get an idea what happened. Here she says something about her abusive living situation and asks for sheckles.
Here she announces her new diagnosis was autism, and she's trying to decide between transcranial magnetic stimuation or electroconvulsive therapy for her depression. Servicedogkida in the comments. And since now she has an autism diagnosis and that sounds more official than muh mentals, she gets a new vest so everyone knows. Actually she got the vest before she got the diagnosis. Lol. Immediately tries to reconcile claiming autism makes her become overstimulated easily with her habit of going to Disney for weeks at a time.
Another post where she deleted the caption but it was something about ABUSE!!! and needing to get out of her home. I'm pretty sure her family doesn't buy the autism diagnosis.
lol Flirty the Service Horse chimes in. In case you are blessedly unaware of this one, she's a monstrously large woman who has a mini horse as a mobility animal for plantar fasciitis. lmao.
And with that Megan makes her second go at becoming Florida Woman.
Here's a good place to stop. Megan's account blows up once she's back in florida and she becomes possibly the most obnoxious munchie on the internet.
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This is the funniest thing I've read all day
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Great rundown, KFS! The Florida method for hilariously obvious attention seeking is as fruitful as always.
The Instagram comments are usually boring white noise but this one is not like the others
The Instagram comments are usually boring white noise but this one is not like the others
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What an insufferable twat.
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Where else can you spend twelve hours with people who are paid to be nice to you
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So now Megan is moving back to Florida, where she will assume her final form: an obnoxious know-it-all who writes 15-paragraph instagram captions telling everyone exactly how and when they are allowed to interact with her and talking shit on every other attention-seeker who wants to bring their dog to Disney. She's already begun the transition from BPD to autism and having completed that, she's now after some physical diagnoses.
Next up is another entitled obnoxious cunt but then I swear we get back to too-dumb-to-live hilarious malingerers who fail at everything for our amusement.
As Megan begins her second move to Florida she makes it abundantly clear she will not be chilling out anytime soon.
Goes to a birthday party Alex threw for Levi. This is the most important photo in this entire timeline because that is the true love of my life, Amanda "Skinwalker" Winig in the background looking all kinds of perfectly skelly. I shared other pictures from this party on Alex's timeline, mostly of her beautiful skelly knees (reposted below). I was going to lay off her because around this time last week she had started eating and gotten back to a human weight but from everything I have heard she's back to purging every time she inhales too deeply around food, so she's fair game again. God she's wonderful.
Some of her followers ask her to put trigger warnings up for posts where her marks from cutting herself are visible and her answer is NO U. Enough people complained that insta took it down. This is the same woman who feels comfortable telling everyone else how they are to act for her sake, but she can't just put up a black image that says "tw visible self harm" in the first photo slot. I am not a fan of trigger warnings at all; I think if you can't handle being exposed to something you should police your OWN social media use, not everyone else's. But whatever, she wants to say everyone else has to act a certain way but loses her shit if she is held to the same standards.
Another post about how what she did was fine but if you do it too you're horrible.
You know what would help the public be educated? Educating them when they ask questions instead of screeching that nothing is any of their business. Sending her dog out in a store to find the other attention-seeker
"I want to have all the attention, sympathy, and any other perks this diagnosis may offer without suffering any of the negative consequences thereof."
Here Megan tells us that she made multiple serious suicide attempts in the few months she was back in Pa and was also "passively" killing herself by not taking care of herself, but now that's over because Disney magic.
Megan is mad that Disney doesn't inconvenience other people by giving her a private car to herself on the monorail but instead increases efficiency by packing people in at peak times. Now using her shiny autism diagnosis to claim she has "meltdowns" she never had before.
I'm not a bitch, it's the autism! Memory loss from trauma, everyone else clapped. All of this happened in line to meet other adults in costume. Megan who normally screeches about mental health not being taken seriously decides this random woman is insane and deserves ridicule.
Megan tries to justify why adults in costume are allowed to pet her dog but everyone else gets screeched at. Answer: autism.
lol remember when she was complaining about people bringing their reactive dogs to PetSmart to work on reactivity?
Justifying needing her dog off leash when she constantly complains that people are getting in her space and other fake service dogs are everywhere.
I don't need to tell you why I need a service dog it's my choice!!!!!
jesus fucking christ.
Always bothered by people in her personal space. Goes to Disney World every other day. Sure.
I love how this girl who needs forearm crutches and a tilite wheelchair because she dislocates everything every day is just fine crouching next to her dog.
Megan gets more media notice for having "the disney dog" and her following grows again, leading her to feel even more entitled to talk about how everyone else is allowed to live. She can't be held responsible for anything because autism.
"Everyone is responsible for their own mental health" says the woman who constantly threatens suicide and has "meltdowns" because someone didn't follow her rules.
Someone had the audacity to tell her that the dog needed to be on a leash, then wouldn't even give her a fast pass to one of the only rides there that always has a line 2+ hours long.
"All my problems are worse at Disney but it's worth it"
Megan admitting she knew fuck all about dog training when she decided to train her own service dog, insists she didn't just get lucky with an even-tempered dog
I'll take "things that never happened" for 1000
Oh no, a CM is afraid of dogs! Call the police!
"It's not my job to explain why you can't pet my dog!" even though that's about 90% of what she posts.
As you read this long post about how she kept herself sedated all the time and constantly had meltdowns and suicidal ideation remember that she worked at a daycare
She has made herself the authority on everything and writes these long-ass walls of text about any topic she can think about. As you can see her number of likes has gone up exponentially in a few weeks as she gets more and more media attention.
Acknowledges the dog gets more attention because of how she dresses it, but that's not her problem, it's everyone elses.
Justifying why she spends her entire life at Disney
Most peoples lives suck, Megan, we just learn how to be adults about it.
Still trying to convince herself that her BPD is autism
More justifying why Disney is okay but everywhere else is not
Uh, I don't think anyone has thought this since 1955 but ok. I'm pretty sure it's just thinking someone who tries to kill themselves anytime life gets a little stressful shouldn't be in charge of keeping children alive.
Just because i'm always at Disney doesn't mean I'm not super disabled, here's 50 posts about how I'm sad.
another one who pretends to cry in public so her dog nose boops
expandingintelligence is the group Cassie works with
YES, Demanding personal space in a crowded theme park is unreasonable. People pay a lot to go there from all over the world and this may be the only chance they get to visit in their lives. You're 10 minutes away. If you're that badly affected by it, go home.
alerting to anxiety because you know
She starts getting more and more pseudo-deep and posting these L O N G captions about herself
These may be the cringiest thing any of them have written holy shit
Soon we return to our regularly scheduled content of a daily complaint because someone acknowledged her dog. You know any normal person would just... stop going.
Not at Disney all the time just most of the time. Trying her hand at fitness again. (Spoiler: she gives up)
Baby's first ER selfie. Surprise! She has anxiety. This marks the turning point when Megan stops being satisfied with muh mentals muh autism and wants to move on to physical ailments but keeps getting referred to psych.
"It's okay for me to go to Disney in a pandemic you fear mongers"
Oh oh oh my soap box! I actually did ADA compliance for historic sites for a while. It's not just unreasonable but impossible for every site to be accessible to every disability. First of all dis bitch doesn't understand how fucking much retrofitting accessibility costs; it's easily enough to bankrupt a small business and we just don't have the grant programs that some other countries do here in the US. But also because things people need are often contradictory (as she points out) so you have to consider which is most likely to be helpful. There's going to be outliers in every situation. The ADA allows some businesses to forego these changes altogether if they can provide a reasonable alternative to service, like having meetings over Zoom, which people like Megan used to whine about not being as good except now that's what everyone has to do. It also may be simply impossible; if a building was constructed before the ADA the hallways and doorways may be entirely too narrow for a wheelchair to negotiate and therefore it's a waste of money to install a ramp and automatic doors because getting inside doesn't solve the problem. They would have to totally gut the building to make it wheelchair friendly, destroying any historic integrity the building may have, reducing the useable floor space, and costing a fortune if it's even possible and it might not be. Some historic places can't be retrofitted even if they've been so stripped that there's no historic fabric to salvage just because buildings from 1890 were not made to stand up to the floor plans of 2020 or support an elevator - it will destabilize the whole structure and require even more work to shore everything up during retrofit. For reference, my last major project was stabilizing a small building from 1855 that had been improperly gutted (not to fix it, not to make it inhabitable, but just to make sure it didn't fall down before they could get a contractor in to fix their fuck ups) cost about $60k, which they can afford because they got a grant specifically for this. As the kids say, thanks for coming to my TED talk.
Things I like = AUTISM.
She moves in with Rose and Willow and now suddenly the paramedics have to come for her mysterious medical episodes. That pic of her twin bed with the child's Frozen canopy over it with a caption saying they watched Frozen 2 four times in a single day is just beyond pathetic. Nala now alerts to her new medical episodes.
Hospitalized but don't ask why, it's not her mentals this time it's something real and medical that she can't discuss.
Has the sadz, must theme park but DON'T APPROACH!!!!!!!
Continuing the transition from crazy bitch to sick bitch, florida hospitals bad
Adds goggles to her dog's getup. "Why does everyone try to distract my dog?!" IDK maybe because "omg that dog is wearing shoes and goggles!!!" Cool it's for the dog's safety but my dogs just wear light-up collars and harnesses for normal night walkies and i've had to accept that every third person who sees us is going to ask where I got them.
If you donate to this other attention seeker's service dog fund, Megan will send you a polaroid. Thanks but no thanks I'd rather not have an insane munchie with BPD knowing where I live.
FUCKING HELL STOP TAKING YOUR DOGS ON ESCALATORS YOU STUPID CUNTS
More proof that mom didn't think she needed her dog with her all the time
Megan is DONE being nice (suggesting she was ever nice). Nala alerts 32 minutes in advance of these mysterious medical episodes she won't elaborate on.
Having done absolutely fuck all with her life and sleeping in a child's bed with Disney movies on a loop, surrounded by stuffed toys and Frozen bedding, Megan has decide she's not going to live her life to anyone else's standards.
Angry that people suggest being dragged to Disney every day of her life is not a great life for a dog
Surrounded by toys, children's movie on TV, and eating the same impeccable diet as the rest of them
Getting a new SD because having just one dog with you at Disney is so 2017.
Finally we learn that (one of) the new mystery conditions that Nala can alert to is migraines, and she gives a half hour warning that one is coming on. Gosh, that sounds ... exactly like what her roommate claims her dog can do?? Wow, what are the odds?!
"I used to feel like a nobody but then I got a dog and an annual pass and got on the news."
Oh Jesus christ it's another fucking poodle. Laugh at her art tho. Dog's name is Zazu
What the fuck kind of lazy SOB makes their puppy use a litter box?
Doctors are finally taking her seriously and everyone who doesn't believe her is toxic.
Once again, she's not retiring the older dog. She's going to be working them in tandem.
And she just loves the extensive grooming he requires! Can't work, can't do anything productive, but grooming her dog for 15 hours a week is great! At just a few weeks old he's getting good at "meltdown response."
Another post freaking out that not everyone is thrilled with all these attention-seekers dragging dogs to Disney every other day. On zazu's account, legitimizing people taking their stupid rats out in strollers.
Oh look. Balance issues, falling down, joint problems. Gosh, I wonder where this could possibly be going! 7 day migraine but has been posting from disney in the last 4 days lol. Zazu is also psychic and alerts to migraines. No, most pet dogs can't alert to migraines. It's incredibly debatable whether any of them can alert to migraines and usually the evidence is anecdotal and the "migraines" are actually just normal headaches triggered by the "alert."
Puppy you've already said is obsessed with you is licking your face or wants to play? ALERT!!!
Megan deactivated her account, waited for people to notice, reactivated to let them know she appreciated their concern. Digital suicide bait.
I HAVE TO GO TO DISNEY OR I WILL KILL MYSELF. Yeah a theme park for half an hour is not any more dangerous than walmart for half an hour but the only people who spend hours and hours at walmart multiple time per week are walmart employees who have to.
Got a poodle because she wanted to spend 15 hours a week grooming it.
And that brings us up to now. I'm guessing we're in for a munchie combo platter saga in 2021 and that one of the reason she decided she needed two service dogs is she wants one or both to pull her fat ass around in a wheelchair.
Goes to a birthday party Alex threw for Levi. This is the most important photo in this entire timeline because that is the true love of my life, Amanda "Skinwalker" Winig in the background looking all kinds of perfectly skelly. I shared other pictures from this party on Alex's timeline, mostly of her beautiful skelly knees (reposted below). I was going to lay off her because around this time last week she had started eating and gotten back to a human weight but from everything I have heard she's back to purging every time she inhales too deeply around food, so she's fair game again. God she's wonderful.
Some of her followers ask her to put trigger warnings up for posts where her marks from cutting herself are visible and her answer is NO U. Enough people complained that insta took it down. This is the same woman who feels comfortable telling everyone else how they are to act for her sake, but she can't just put up a black image that says "tw visible self harm" in the first photo slot. I am not a fan of trigger warnings at all; I think if you can't handle being exposed to something you should police your OWN social media use, not everyone else's. But whatever, she wants to say everyone else has to act a certain way but loses her shit if she is held to the same standards.
Another post about how what she did was fine but if you do it too you're horrible.
You know what would help the public be educated? Educating them when they ask questions instead of screeching that nothing is any of their business. Sending her dog out in a store to find the other attention-seeker
"I want to have all the attention, sympathy, and any other perks this diagnosis may offer without suffering any of the negative consequences thereof."
Here Megan tells us that she made multiple serious suicide attempts in the few months she was back in Pa and was also "passively" killing herself by not taking care of herself, but now that's over because Disney magic.
Megan is mad that Disney doesn't inconvenience other people by giving her a private car to herself on the monorail but instead increases efficiency by packing people in at peak times. Now using her shiny autism diagnosis to claim she has "meltdowns" she never had before.
I'm not a bitch, it's the autism! Memory loss from trauma, everyone else clapped. All of this happened in line to meet other adults in costume. Megan who normally screeches about mental health not being taken seriously decides this random woman is insane and deserves ridicule.
Megan tries to justify why adults in costume are allowed to pet her dog but everyone else gets screeched at. Answer: autism.
lol remember when she was complaining about people bringing their reactive dogs to PetSmart to work on reactivity?
Justifying needing her dog off leash when she constantly complains that people are getting in her space and other fake service dogs are everywhere.
I don't need to tell you why I need a service dog it's my choice!!!!!
jesus fucking christ.
Always bothered by people in her personal space. Goes to Disney World every other day. Sure.
I love how this girl who needs forearm crutches and a tilite wheelchair because she dislocates everything every day is just fine crouching next to her dog.
Megan gets more media notice for having "the disney dog" and her following grows again, leading her to feel even more entitled to talk about how everyone else is allowed to live. She can't be held responsible for anything because autism.
"Everyone is responsible for their own mental health" says the woman who constantly threatens suicide and has "meltdowns" because someone didn't follow her rules.
Someone had the audacity to tell her that the dog needed to be on a leash, then wouldn't even give her a fast pass to one of the only rides there that always has a line 2+ hours long.
"All my problems are worse at Disney but it's worth it"
Megan admitting she knew fuck all about dog training when she decided to train her own service dog, insists she didn't just get lucky with an even-tempered dog
I'll take "things that never happened" for 1000
Oh no, a CM is afraid of dogs! Call the police!
"It's not my job to explain why you can't pet my dog!" even though that's about 90% of what she posts.
As you read this long post about how she kept herself sedated all the time and constantly had meltdowns and suicidal ideation remember that she worked at a daycare
She has made herself the authority on everything and writes these long-ass walls of text about any topic she can think about. As you can see her number of likes has gone up exponentially in a few weeks as she gets more and more media attention.
Acknowledges the dog gets more attention because of how she dresses it, but that's not her problem, it's everyone elses.
Justifying why she spends her entire life at Disney
Most peoples lives suck, Megan, we just learn how to be adults about it.
Still trying to convince herself that her BPD is autism
More justifying why Disney is okay but everywhere else is not
Uh, I don't think anyone has thought this since 1955 but ok. I'm pretty sure it's just thinking someone who tries to kill themselves anytime life gets a little stressful shouldn't be in charge of keeping children alive.
Just because i'm always at Disney doesn't mean I'm not super disabled, here's 50 posts about how I'm sad.
another one who pretends to cry in public so her dog nose boops
expandingintelligence is the group Cassie works with
YES, Demanding personal space in a crowded theme park is unreasonable. People pay a lot to go there from all over the world and this may be the only chance they get to visit in their lives. You're 10 minutes away. If you're that badly affected by it, go home.
alerting to anxiety because you know
She starts getting more and more pseudo-deep and posting these L O N G captions about herself
These may be the cringiest thing any of them have written holy shit
Soon we return to our regularly scheduled content of a daily complaint because someone acknowledged her dog. You know any normal person would just... stop going.
Not at Disney all the time just most of the time. Trying her hand at fitness again. (Spoiler: she gives up)
Baby's first ER selfie. Surprise! She has anxiety. This marks the turning point when Megan stops being satisfied with muh mentals muh autism and wants to move on to physical ailments but keeps getting referred to psych.
"It's okay for me to go to Disney in a pandemic you fear mongers"
Oh oh oh my soap box! I actually did ADA compliance for historic sites for a while. It's not just unreasonable but impossible for every site to be accessible to every disability. First of all dis bitch doesn't understand how fucking much retrofitting accessibility costs; it's easily enough to bankrupt a small business and we just don't have the grant programs that some other countries do here in the US. But also because things people need are often contradictory (as she points out) so you have to consider which is most likely to be helpful. There's going to be outliers in every situation. The ADA allows some businesses to forego these changes altogether if they can provide a reasonable alternative to service, like having meetings over Zoom, which people like Megan used to whine about not being as good except now that's what everyone has to do. It also may be simply impossible; if a building was constructed before the ADA the hallways and doorways may be entirely too narrow for a wheelchair to negotiate and therefore it's a waste of money to install a ramp and automatic doors because getting inside doesn't solve the problem. They would have to totally gut the building to make it wheelchair friendly, destroying any historic integrity the building may have, reducing the useable floor space, and costing a fortune if it's even possible and it might not be. Some historic places can't be retrofitted even if they've been so stripped that there's no historic fabric to salvage just because buildings from 1890 were not made to stand up to the floor plans of 2020 or support an elevator - it will destabilize the whole structure and require even more work to shore everything up during retrofit. For reference, my last major project was stabilizing a small building from 1855 that had been improperly gutted (not to fix it, not to make it inhabitable, but just to make sure it didn't fall down before they could get a contractor in to fix their fuck ups) cost about $60k, which they can afford because they got a grant specifically for this. As the kids say, thanks for coming to my TED talk.
Things I like = AUTISM.
She moves in with Rose and Willow and now suddenly the paramedics have to come for her mysterious medical episodes. That pic of her twin bed with the child's Frozen canopy over it with a caption saying they watched Frozen 2 four times in a single day is just beyond pathetic. Nala now alerts to her new medical episodes.
Hospitalized but don't ask why, it's not her mentals this time it's something real and medical that she can't discuss.
Has the sadz, must theme park but DON'T APPROACH!!!!!!!
Continuing the transition from crazy bitch to sick bitch, florida hospitals bad
Adds goggles to her dog's getup. "Why does everyone try to distract my dog?!" IDK maybe because "omg that dog is wearing shoes and goggles!!!" Cool it's for the dog's safety but my dogs just wear light-up collars and harnesses for normal night walkies and i've had to accept that every third person who sees us is going to ask where I got them.
If you donate to this other attention seeker's service dog fund, Megan will send you a polaroid. Thanks but no thanks I'd rather not have an insane munchie with BPD knowing where I live.
FUCKING HELL STOP TAKING YOUR DOGS ON ESCALATORS YOU STUPID CUNTS
More proof that mom didn't think she needed her dog with her all the time
Megan is DONE being nice (suggesting she was ever nice). Nala alerts 32 minutes in advance of these mysterious medical episodes she won't elaborate on.
Having done absolutely fuck all with her life and sleeping in a child's bed with Disney movies on a loop, surrounded by stuffed toys and Frozen bedding, Megan has decide she's not going to live her life to anyone else's standards.
Angry that people suggest being dragged to Disney every day of her life is not a great life for a dog
Surrounded by toys, children's movie on TV, and eating the same impeccable diet as the rest of them
Getting a new SD because having just one dog with you at Disney is so 2017.
Finally we learn that (one of) the new mystery conditions that Nala can alert to is migraines, and she gives a half hour warning that one is coming on. Gosh, that sounds ... exactly like what her roommate claims her dog can do?? Wow, what are the odds?!
"I used to feel like a nobody but then I got a dog and an annual pass and got on the news."
Oh Jesus christ it's another fucking poodle. Laugh at her art tho. Dog's name is Zazu
What the fuck kind of lazy SOB makes their puppy use a litter box?
Doctors are finally taking her seriously and everyone who doesn't believe her is toxic.
Once again, she's not retiring the older dog. She's going to be working them in tandem.
And she just loves the extensive grooming he requires! Can't work, can't do anything productive, but grooming her dog for 15 hours a week is great! At just a few weeks old he's getting good at "meltdown response."
Another post freaking out that not everyone is thrilled with all these attention-seekers dragging dogs to Disney every other day. On zazu's account, legitimizing people taking their stupid rats out in strollers.
Oh look. Balance issues, falling down, joint problems. Gosh, I wonder where this could possibly be going! 7 day migraine but has been posting from disney in the last 4 days lol. Zazu is also psychic and alerts to migraines. No, most pet dogs can't alert to migraines. It's incredibly debatable whether any of them can alert to migraines and usually the evidence is anecdotal and the "migraines" are actually just normal headaches triggered by the "alert."
Puppy you've already said is obsessed with you is licking your face or wants to play? ALERT!!!
Megan deactivated her account, waited for people to notice, reactivated to let them know she appreciated their concern. Digital suicide bait.
I HAVE TO GO TO DISNEY OR I WILL KILL MYSELF. Yeah a theme park for half an hour is not any more dangerous than walmart for half an hour but the only people who spend hours and hours at walmart multiple time per week are walmart employees who have to.
Got a poodle because she wanted to spend 15 hours a week grooming it.
And that brings us up to now. I'm guessing we're in for a munchie combo platter saga in 2021 and that one of the reason she decided she needed two service dogs is she wants one or both to pull her fat ass around in a wheelchair.
Next up is another entitled obnoxious cunt but then I swear we get back to too-dumb-to-live hilarious malingerers who fail at everything for our amusement.
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I don't understand how a dog can be a service dog if it's in a stroller
Unless this, but dog
Unless this, but dog
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These delusional disney dog bitches are a trip. The entitlement and self made conflicts are nearly unbelievable. Thanks for the hard work KFS, this is my new favorite type of lolcow.
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The only possible service dog I can see in a stroller is a diabetic alert dog. I knew a girl back before insulin pumps were common who had one. It was a small dog and she would keep it in a carrier in the store or any place she had to cover large areas. The dog would give off one yip if her sugar was off.
But none of these pets in vests are actually working dogs so...