Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[adult goth gf]

Have they moved? That doesn't look like her room

It like the tent is actually downstairs, you can see the kitchen in some videos

 

[Kufungisisa]

Have they moved? That doesn't look like her room

At some point they moved her from her bed to a hospital bed downstairs, around the same time as when her brother stopped being in the videos.

Daddy Crisp will have gone all out on applying for a Disabled Facilities Grant and anything else he could get to fit the house out with: hoists (like the obviously unused ceiling track one behind her now), ramps, special beds. It all makes it look super legitimate when health and social care services drop round.

Having her downstairs means she's seen by EVERYONE walking through the living room plus grants tend to draw the line at installing lifts, it's cheaper to rehouse if a family is in social housing.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Haven't visited this thread for a while but was reminded when I randomly saw a reel from Bee Crisp while doomscrolling, it seems she's sleeping in a tent instead of a bed ~because of trauma~

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She so cut all her hair off ? And now claims to be a model too https://www.instagram.com/bernadettecrisp_official

She shaved her head around Christmas. I think there was some medicalized justification for it in stories. "sensory issues" maybe.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Saw this little old lady on GFM. I wonder what her story is?

Spoiler: Let’s find out!

Oh, dear. She’s 26. And she thinks she’s male.



Anyone want to guess the diagnoses?




Yes. PNES (and neuropathy, which, I guess, maybe). Nothing better for both PNES and neuropathy than plonking your ass down on something motorized though so gimme. Also: hubby is her slave now.

Not very interesting, I know, but I am really fascinated by (spooky voice here) the intersection of FtM:s & disability chasing. Just, why?

 

[athousandrustynails]

the intersection of FtM:s & disability chasing. Just, why?

• More interesting than your average able bodied cis
• Higher on woke pecking order
• Excuses for laziness and other crap behaviour.

I'm interested to know what the actual story is here. My theory is that the diabetes led to the dyin' feeties and that's why she was prescribed duloxetine. Unsure as to how it would "nearly kill" her. It's a relatively safe drug. I suppose she could be talking about the propensity to make you suicidal. Not sure where the seizures come into this imaginative writing assignment as I sincerely doubt a regular dose of an SNRI could cause that. I'm no expert though.

 

[Cold Waffle]

Haven't visited this thread for a while but was reminded when I randomly saw a reel from Bee Crisp while doomscrolling, it seems she's sleeping in a tent instead of a bed ~because of trauma~

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She so cut all her hair off ? And now claims to be a model too https://www.instagram.com/bernadettecrisp_official

The algorithm decided to serve me some Bee the other night, too. I grabbed some screen recordings of the highlights, but they won't upload at the moment (will try later). I hadn't thought about her in ages, so I was surprised to see that she's miraculously cured of her paralysis and CP-like disorder. Almost as if it was never real in the first place.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

My theory is that the diabetes led to the dyin' feeties

Don’t see anything about diabetes in the screed, though? She does look like a walking metabolic syndrome and the T probably didn’t improve that, so it would make sense.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

She does look like a walking metabolic syndrome

and a sitting somaticization disorder

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

the T probably didn’t improve that

I was wondering what impact the T could have had, and whether she maybe had puberty blockers too. we know they have a disastrous impact long term, though she's not mentioning any of the known side effects. Is there any way her exogenous hormone use is interacting badly with her meds.

I hope the service husband ditches her pronto, but he married a pooner so is definitely insane.

I did wonder if this was actually a pooner though, because of the fat I'm finding the face hard to read. I tried to find them through searching donators on facebook, the ones i could find are all wise enough to have their friends lists looked down. Turned out I didn't need to bother, after the GoFundMe links when I searched, this is the next link:



link: https://twitter.com/deepspacebi/status/1745186310644432953
Ghostarchive is not working unfortunately.

Spoiler: More tweets about her conditions

Greater appreciation for life, but not like living it. Sitting at home pretending to be disabled isn't living with gratitude when you could be out contributing to society and experiencing the world:

https://twitter.com/deepspacebi/status/1751264465163579730

Can actually contribute to tasks around the house, if you can cook simple meals you can wash up, make your bed, clean counters etc. Almost death anniversary, fucking hell, I consider this a strong munchie sign :

https://twitter.com/deepspacebi/status/1751264467176829351

https://twitter.com/deepspacebi/status/1751264468841930958

https://twitter.com/deepspacebi/status/1751264464064630884

Lost her hair apparently, and now its growing back. I can't see a difference in thickness, just looks longer:

https://twitter.com/deepspacebi/status/1753476456657690807

Who would have thought looking after a disability LARPing pooner and working full time would exacerbate the mental health problems you need to have to marry a pooner:


You can also donate by Venmo!

https://twitter.com/deepspacebi/status/1745187138927243620

Doesn't shower, cos disability:

https://twitter.com/deepspacebi/status/1745476941975585233

Also a ton about Palestine, quelle surprise. Yes, genocide bad. No, tweeting about it doesn't help.

 

[Myslee]

She so cut all her hair off ? And now claims to be a model too https://www.instagram.com/bernadettecrisp_official

No way she's a 'model' with that moon face.

 

[AfghanBlue]

• More interesting than your average able bodied cis
• Higher on woke pecking order
• Excuses for laziness and other crap behaviour.

I'm interested to know what the actual story is here. My theory is that the diabetes led to the dyin' feeties and that's why she was prescribed duloxetine. Unsure as to how it would "nearly kill" her. It's a relatively safe drug. I suppose she could be talking about the propensity to make you suicidal. Not sure where the seizures come into this imaginative writing assignment as I sincerely doubt a regular dose of an SNRI could cause that. I'm no expert though.

That specific diagnosis PNES is what they give munchies to give them the satisfaction of a real sounding thing, but basically means "seizures that aren't proper seizures that the person is pretty much deciding to have as there is no medical reason for them".
Munchies then wave this real sounding set of letters around but it just informs any health professional...what the deal is.
The fact they gave duloxetine for "sore toes" is another tip.
An antidepressant to hopefully shake her into not being a miserable hypochondriac while doing the double of pretending it's for her totally taken seriously toe disease.
Malhereusment...

 

[Karl Hungus]

The fact they gave duloxetine for "sore toes" is another tip.
An antidepressant to hopefully shake her into not being a miserable hypochondriac while doing the double of pretending it's for her totally taken seriously toe disease.

To be fair, duloxetine is also used (alone or sometimes in conjunction with something else like gabapentin) for neuropathy. If she’s a type 2 diabetic (and I am not a doctor/her doctor but look at her jussayin) her “sore toes” could be from that. I know it was mentioned a few posts ago and also mentioned that she never said anything about diabetes but who knows? sometimes I wonder if some of these heftier munchies don’t mention type 2 because they don’t want to invite the “lol fat” comments. Maybe I’m overthinking it, I don’t know.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Thanks for archiving! Mobilefag.

I did wonder if this was actually a pooner though,

I found her on Twitter searching “trans” and “disability”, should have mentioned that. Which brings me to:

Also a ton about Palestine, quelle surprise

Had to set IGNORE WORDS on my sock for Palestin*, Israel*, IDF, HAMAS etc because otherwise the feed is fucking unreadable.

I hope the service husband ditches her pronto, but he married a pooner so is definitely insane.

I’m assuming the hubby is a pooner too. I mean, his/her name is Adrian?

I loved the Adrian Mole-books so that’s who I imagine when I hear that name lol.


(Well, he could pass for a pooner, I guess)

Edited format because blind

 

[Catmannjew]

That specific diagnosis PNES is what they give munchies to give them the satisfaction of a real sounding thing, but basically means "seizures that aren't proper seizures that the person is pretty much deciding to have as there is no medical reason for them".

PNES forms often as a trauma response, or die to a handful of mental health issues. You treat it with therapy, most people don't trout it around like munchies.

That being said, munchies fake epileptic seizures and get diagnosed with PNES. Some munchies figure out PNES is not epileptic seizures, most do not go to therapy.

I am shocked she doesn't have videos of her seizures up.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

That specific diagnosis PNES is what they give munchies to give them the satisfaction of a real sounding thing, but basically means "seizures that aren't proper seizures that the person is pretty much deciding to have as there is no medical reason for them".

Pseudoseizures aren't voluntary. They're a manifestation of psychiatric illness, yes, but the patient isn't choosing to have them any more than an epileptic patient would, and they can be extremely debilitating.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Pseudoseizures aren't voluntary. They're a manifestation of psychiatric illness, yes, but the patient isn't choosing to have them any more than an epileptic patient would, and they can be extremely debilitating.

I like when munchies do obvious seizure LARPs while perfectly positioned for the camera.

 

[TismFarmer]

No way she's a 'model' with that moon face.

Oh, Bee...
Daddy taking 'Special' photos of you doesn't make you a model!

 

[Convallaria majalis]

and a sitting somaticization disorder

The sick role theory has fallen out of favor, but trans shit + sick role = "I'm not responsible for what a pain in the ass I am" "I am exempt from the social contract everyone else is bound by." And if you are in a perpetual state of sickness, then you never have to conform to social roles. The medical field in general has been gagged from policing the deviance - expecting patients to make an effort to get better is often a quick way to getting a complaint. Shit is fucked.

 

[std::string]

I'm interested to know what the actual story is here. My theory is that the diabetes led to the dyin' feeties and that's why she was prescribed duloxetine. Unsure as to how it would "nearly kill" her. It's a relatively safe drug. I suppose she could be talking about the propensity to make you suicidal. Not sure where the seizures come into this imaginative writing assignment as I sincerely doubt a regular dose of an SNRI could cause that. I'm no expert though.

Duloxetine reduces your seizure threshold although this is really only a concern for people with epilepsy. If she had new-onset seizures after being prescribed duloxetine it would've been stopped immediately. I also don't know if anyone would legit describe neuropathic pain as "sore toes."

To me this actually just seems like a case of someone just flat out lying for money. #trans #mutualaid

 

[Party Cheese]

A pooner diagnosed with something called PNES? she WISHES someone could diagnose her with a PNES eyyyyoooo