Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Protozoangod]

Dani Marina has graduated from whining at doctor's to get their attention to straight up smearing shit into her lines. She says it's a blood infection via a Youtube hospital tour.

Her Instagram where she posted her culture results, however, say something much different. https://www.instagram.com/p/CbB1iNDs_rq/View attachment 3155161

Yeah she got her line full of poop bacteria because she’s fucking retarded and never bathes and ended up in the hospital. They yanked it, put up with her whining for THREE WEEKS, then turfed her sans-line. It’s been fucking hilarious to watch her temper tantrums.

 

[Grey B. Train]

Yeah she got her line full of poop bacteria because she’s fucking retarded and never bathes and ended up in the hospital. They yanked it, put up with her whining for THREE WEEKS, then turfed her sans-line. It’s been fucking hilarious to watch her temper tantrums.

But she's totally up to 65ml / hour guys!!

Oh but she can't drain the stomach anymore, guess it's clogged from the oral intake and totally not an eating disorder!

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I fucking knew it.

I had forgotten all about it until i went to see when she last mentioned her BMT. My first thought when i saw it was “oh Thomas and the other medfags are going to get a good giggle out of this.”

oh hey @Rustymarble, did you lock down your socials yet?



nope, and still over sharing about your potatoes and your variant of unknown significance that did not cause your health problems because your own shitty diet and lifestyle caused them!

 

[Crimewatcher 44]

Because you just joined today, I'm going to be nice and explain where you messed up.

I have his socials & proof of everything I'm saying

Always, Always post receipts (Proof). Do not expect people to take your word for it. Also, understand cows DFE (Delete Fucking Everything) whenever they get too much negative attention/call-outs. Having proof of their bad behavior/munching archived here is a must.

the gov program will pay 75%-100% of a wheelchair like they did for me lol.

Anonymity is an important part of Kiwi Farms culture. Do not Powerlevel (talk about yourself) in your posts. It's in the rules you had to scroll past to type your post.



This isn't Reddit or Twitter. Read more, lurk more, learn the culture or people will rip you to shreds here.

 

[notjuno]

Because you just joined today, I'm going to be nice and explain where you messed up.


Always, Always post receipts (Proof). Do not expect people to take your word for it. Also, understand cows DFE (Delete Fucking Everything) whenever they get too much negative attention/call-outs. Having proof of their bad behavior/munching archived here is a must.


Anonymity is an important part of Kiwi Farms culture. Do not Powerlevel (talk about yourself) in your posts. It's in the rules you had to scroll past to type your post.

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This isn't Reddit or Twitter. Read more, lurk more, learn the culture or people will rip you to shreds here.

Thank you! I'll probs take down my original post and repost tomorrow w/ proper proof

 

[Quack_Quack]

It's taken me the best part of a week but I have finally waded my way through this pit of the lowest of the low and their constant need for attention and toobz and lines and shit they dont need but apparently they do.

I mean, holy fuck, I knew this level of narcissism existed, I just didn't realise how deep the rabbit joke goes!

@Kate Farms Shill can I marry you?

 

[notjuno]

You were so close, bb.

Thanks 4 the heads-up, I'm a dumbass.
Edited out of the og post & updating it w/ imgur links like someone else suggested lmao

 

[JackDonaghysSecretLover]

I had forgotten all about it until i went to see when she last mentioned her BMT. My first thought when i saw it was “oh Thomas and the other medfags are going to get a good giggle out of this.”

oh hey @Rustymarble, did you lock down your socials yet?

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nope, and still over sharing about your potatoes and your variant of unknown significance that did not cause your health problems because your own shitty diet and lifestyle caused them!

What an embarrassing Twitter. No interaction at all.

 

[Potato Cat]

So I recently went back and re-read the posts by Paige's mother

I think anyone that hasn't seen these should read them because it really drives home how these people completely destroy their families and people around them.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/muncha...rers-munchies-spoonies-etc.29936/post-5915801

I wish that Marc Feldman (he's the munchausen expert) could read them. It's rare to see the effects these assholes have on their families. Paige tormented her mother, and I'm sure there was even more hell to pay once she read what her mother had written.

 

[Quack_Quack]

I wish that Marc Feldman (he's the munchausen expert) could read them. It's rare to see the effects these assholes have on their families. Paige tormented her mother, and I'm sure there was even more hell to pay once she read what her mother had written.

I saw those, it's fucking heartbreaking how much stress she's caused her mum. All because she's sucked so deep in a delusion (it is more of a delusion than a mental illness at this point) to hurt herself by any means possible for attention.

Guarantee she's gonna pull a Jacquie and be dead by the end if the year.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

I saw those, it's fucking heartbreaking how much stress she's caused her mum. All because she's sucked so deep in a delusion (it is more of a delusion than a mental illness at this point) to hurt herself by any means possible for attention.

Guarantee she's gonna pull a Jacquie and be dead by the end if the year.

She's pretty much terminal at this point. The hospital can't get her infection under control.

 

[Quack_Quack]

She's pretty much terminal at this point. The hospital can't get her infection under control.

Ok I rescind my earlier statement. She'll be gone by August

 

[hourglass figure]

I'm actually who several of you opined about in this post. I guess you really shouldn't Google yourself, huh? It's the lowest of lows to basically laugh about my fathers cancer and subsequent death. Because I know good and damned well that was mentioned. I get to put my. Mom back together every major holiday. Funny huh?

I spoke then, as I do now, about myself and my health struggles because that's how I feel i can relate to others when they are discussing a condition I am dealing with. I would think that at least one person would appreciate knowing they're not completely alone.

Lastly, I don't qualify as a munchie, as all my health problems are officially diagnosed by my primary physician, whom I see every month since I'm on a heavy opioid for now TWO herniated discs that ate about to be fused at Emory. My specialist diagnosed them also and I have both scan CD's to prove it. Went to St. Joseph's Candler....after I had to go and take all my piercings in my face out because the radiologist there don't know implant grade titanium isn't going to be ripped out and damage the machines I also, as you so nicely mentioned, deal with Fibromyalgia, but I guess you stopped stalking me and you don't know about the diagnoses of Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, Chronic Migraine, Degenerative Disc Disease(explains why I keep herniation discs!) Autism Spectrum Disorder, Meralgia Parasthetica in my right thigh, and permanent nerve damage in my back.

I feel as if that's not exactly a funny life story so far, but hey, I guess everyone has their quirks. I would remember that people who do what some of you do, sometimes end up in my shoes and then some. I personally hope you don't, because thus is isn't a way to live; I mean, my mom is going to have to go back k to work after retiring because I can't work anymore. THAT is definitely not funny.

Lastly, I realize this is a rather old thread. But I'm not about to let my name be smeared because people don't know the definition of Munchausens, can't be understanding, STALK people they know really nothing about other than they THINK the person is faking or is making themselves sick for attention(I have no idea how to even herniate a disc by myself) & have absolutely no compassion.

Y'all have a good day now.

I have questions if you're still around.

Why don't you get some type of physio to rehab your body? Herniated discs are a bitch and will screw up the rest of your muscles as you twist into odd positions to help with the pain. It's not a painless process but one that's worth it to get your life back.

Why have you given up and decided to cling to all these labels instead of actually fighting for yourself? Is it the drugs? a major trauma? a mental illness of some sort?

You could legitimately help yourself but are taking away your mother's retirement years and wasting your own life at the same time.

Why?

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

What an embarrassing Twitter. No interaction at all.

Which is why she comes over here and embarrasses herself for attention. Must be a nice break from screaming into the void about the retard factory between her legs while her IRL acquaintances are silently glad they aren't her.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I tried to find the archived version of Hospital Princess/Cheyanne's aborted deep dive but it seems to be one of the victims of my hard drive failure a few years ago. Probably for the better because it was written for the thin-skinned pearl clutching reddit set. So allow me to autism up a fresh, Kiwi-approved version because she deserves it with this ghoulish pediatric organs stunt.

Cheyanne is easy to believe on a surface level because there’s so very much going wrong in her body and she claims to have genetic confirmation for all these ridiculously rare diseases. If you actually read through her insane walls of text she gives away exactly how she pulls it off by playing quacks off each other, flying across the country to see certain specialists then bringing the results back to her “home team” who dutifully record them as true. She gives away that every hospitalization is full of doctors calling her on her bullshit, that she moved to a different state to find doctors who weren’t on to her yet, that she uses her MCAS to be non-compliant with anything and everything she doesn’t like, that she will go to doctor after doctor to test and retest for the same things if she doesn’t like the results and furthermore she knows how to manipulate a whole lot of tests.

But you kind of have to have patience because she does. Cheyanne, for all her airheady, Gee Whiz Jesus Rocks affectations, is actually a smart and conniving little strategist who will wait months or years for something to play out in her favor before discussing it. By the time she brings it up, she’ll already have abundant proof that she’s got X disease confirmed by biopsy and multiple blood tests and 15 specialists agree she has it. She also likes to brag about what a clever little girl she is in her blog though, and so she eventually gives away how she pulled it off under the guise of helping other sick women ~advocate for themselves~. It’s borderline impressive how much effort she puts into some of this shit.

Can’t say the same for her creativity skills. Fun fact: she claims to have more than one totally unrelated and ultra-rare genetic condition that kills or horribly disables its victims in infancy but every time hers is special because its a compound heterozygous mutation.

Just a note, her blog has been acting up and I am a shithead who did not archive everything when it was working. She is not trying to scrub it. It's an SQL connectivity issue that's been happening intermittently. I'm going to post part 1 now, but until the blog works (or at least stays up long enough for me to archive the relevant posts) I can't post part 2.

Spoiler: worst. person. Ever.

Cheyanne Perry Suarez is a former Florida Woman (Umatilla, between Ocala and Orlando) now living in Greenville, South Carolina. She was born January 11, 1997 to a recently widowed mother. The man she grew up thinking was her father, who is her brother’s biological father, died when she was in kindergarten. Her mother has since remarried again. Cheyanne has been doing this illness faking shit since she was a tween and her mother is completely complicit. She is married to a nurse named Silvino that she started dating in high school and she has a bachelor's in psych (lol). She is currently an MFA/creative writing student. Maybe that will help her come up with new plotlines before she dies still coveting the organs of deceased children.

Instagram starts in 2012 (age 15) with normal teenage girl shit: cats, friends, selfies, flowers. She’s super religious and a megafan of Grey’s Anatomy (predictable) and the band Bright Eyes. First mention of health is in April 2012 when she’s in for an MRI, does not give details. She also had a tumblr for chronic illness at the time, but I don’t have the slightest clue if it still exists of what handle she used.


ER selfie. She doesn’t explain.


July 3, we learn she has POTS.


Lots of vague shit like this.


Beta blockers.



She also exercises a lot and posts things like raw vegan protein powder That u Anna? In later posts we will learn that before this, she was living off a diet of McNuggets, oreo cakesters, and other extremely processed junk food, but only in tiny amounts. She has been accused for years of anorexia while her mother wails it isn’t so because she eats junk food.


Gastroparesis, needs to monitor her blood sugar.


Now that she has an excuse to barf, we get GP friendly peanut M&Ms.


EDS. Gets ring splints.


I’m sure yoga is approved for patients with clinically significant hypermobility.


Eating mints is one of the tips they give out on pro-ana sites to help suppress your appetite.


Perhaps living off liquid sugar and candy is a bad idea



This is her future caretaker, Silvino.


A year after the account starts, she’s in the hospital discussing a feeding tube because she can’t eat or drink. Sent home tubeless.


Home from the hospital and gotta work off those icky calories!



A month later she’s officially tubed. We learn she can’t take any GP medications because she has horrible side effects from all of them after even a brief trial, poor thing. Suddenly she floods her IG with selfies instead of cat pics. Gosh, why the sudden interest in photographing your face, nose hose?


First tube pulled, new tube installed and she’s gunning for the surgical.


Two days later omggggg my tube is fucked up, I wonder how that happened…………


Getting excited!


14 June she gets her surgery and…


Wow, miracle, she can suddenly eat now that she has a purge-hole.


And she’s not hiding that she’s using it as a purge-hole.


In November 2013 she sees a Dr. Shoffner in Atlanta. He’s a geneticist and his reviews are uhm. . . Apparently he worked with Andrew Zimmerman, one of the "vaccines cause autism" set.


She gets a muscle biopsy and spinal tap looking for a mitochondrial disorder and metabolic pulmonary testing.


GP friendly salad.


Blood sugar issues. Gosh, I wonder.


You know you’re a munchie when you get a low-profile GJ button to replace your nose hose so you have to constantly find ways to bring up that you’re tubefed just in case people forgot.


Wow, she has both GP (delayed gastric emptying) AND dumping syndrome (increased gastric emptying).


And her tube is fucked. Again.


I made food but I DIDN’T EAT ANY I SWEAR! Lots of people with restrictive EDs like to cook or bake for other people, btw. It’s kind of a thing.


Another ER selfie and…


The gang’s all here! We’re now allergic to absolutely everything and reacting to everything except distilled water.


SO MANY REACTIONS!!! Makeup’s fine tho, eggs are also maybe fine.


Just a few days ago she said she’s never had anaphylaxis. Now it’s constant.


Body check and..


3 days later she’s on PPN for her super severe GP and POTS.


2 days after that she gets a PICC and is all smiles and sunshine while showing it off.


Sent home with IV hydrocortisone and benadryl.


And within 12 hours she’s already fucked with it. No, wait, she’s reacting to heparin (Hey Cheyanne, as an anticoagulant, heparin makes you susceptible to gnarly bruises from minor trauma). Already talking about getting a more permanent line. Old doctor BAD AND NO GOOD. New doctor GOOD AND UNDERSTANDS!


I don’t think you get to pick which CVC you end up with like it’s a pair of shoes, but what do I know?


Home on April 6 and…


Oh noooooooo how unexpected that her toy would break while she’s salivating over her next toy.


Hahaha holy fuck, she went all the way from Florida to Virginia for her last hospital vacation! So no one in florida would tell her she needed TPN, so she went to Virginia to see someone who would, and now that she's back in Florida with a PICC she can tell new doctors she totally needs to be on TPN. This is how she pulls this shit off. We will see this happen over and over and she will go into great detail about it on occasion.


Someone must have pointed out that it’s kind of weird she doesn’t react to her hair treatments, normie makeup, or anything except food and medications she doesn’t want to take. Also, body check.


Hope she doesn’t get sepsis!


Goodbye, PICC-chan! We’re back to tube feeds because she wouldn’t use heparin and her PICC kept clotting.


I’m sure mushrooms, vegan cheese, and zucchini with the peel are all GP approved and this entire meal is MCAS-safe.


Things she’s not allergic to: cats, dogs, tree nuts, coconut


Wants to do the 80/10/10 raw vegan diet. Hmm, wonder why she picked this ice cr-


oh.


Applies to college


I don’t know what kind of seed she topped this with, I just know it’s not GP-friendly.


In September 2014, she’s back in the hospital. Allergy band says she’s allergic to nitric oxide, solumedrol, chlorehexidine, perfume, lidocaine, and PPIs. She will later use most of these things and have various excuses for why it’s okay now.


PICC-chan mark III. Systemic Mastocytosis, which is diagnosed by bone marrow biopsy. Watch this space!


Sent home with steroids. Worth mentioning that steroids and EDS generally do not play well together since steroids like to fuck with your collagen.


Back home for more high-volume low-calorie raw vegan food abominations because surprise, steroids make you hungry as fuck.


So long, GJ. She can now eat enough to have just a G tube. She will be taking liquid nutrition orally and the G tube is just there to keep the stoma open, not for formula. So. Liquid raw vegan diet and purge tube in an anachan. Got it.


Fired her nurse.


PICC-chan is gone now too.


Lol at this extremely high calorie juice made of leafy greens, cucumbers, and lemon juice.


Shocker, she’s losing weight on a diet of leaves. In october she gets her purge-tube taken away and has mysteriously found a renewed interest in exercising. Claiming to eat 2000+ calories of raw vegan liquids somehow.


And “pigs out” on a bunch of raw vegetables.


Thank you for proving you do not suspect I am sickening myself, man-slave.


But she just turned 18 and got an almost full ride to Rollins College in Winter Park. Already talking about how she might not be able to go even though she has no tubes, her health is apparently stable, she’s doing the 80/10/10 diet she couldn’t do before, and she’s exercising and doing normal teen girl stuff.


LISS = low intensity steady state. Moderate pace cardio exercise for a long time.


Whoops, just remembered I was sick!


Nothing says unstable joints like intense yoga.


The next few weeks are nothing but beach selfies and body checks. I’ll spare you.


Going off her heart meds now, too. A total redemption arc?


Lol nope. Shortly after she starts having “reactions” again. Why? Because she doesn’t want to be on any of her medications so now she reacts to all of them.


Hospitalized and tagging Natasha Coates, the UK-based mcas munchie gymnast who was getting lots of media attention at the time.


Picc-chan has returned to us! Also lol she’s fallen in with this crowd of insane vegans.


And she’s back on TPN and has lost all her stomach function.


Whoops, sepsis’d. Well that’s one way to get out of running your TPN. She barely hides that fact, by the way, complaining that she doesn’t want to go back to TPN and she’s starved on 500 calories for years so why do people suddenly care now?


Back home, she can eat just FINE okay??? More vegan liquid meals and body checks abound.


In July she goes back to the hospital, now talking about starting “chemo” or IVIG and getting a port. Her best munchie friend brings up continuous diphenhydramine infusions and Chey requests more info.


Gosh what a strange coincidence that this happened right before school, when she had said she might not be able to go to school when her health was fine, and that it was precipitated by intentionally going off all her medications, something she could have easily predicted would fuck her up. She’s trialling nebulized cromolyn because she reacts to literally anything taken orally now. Wants to go home with a port, no TPN, and no feeds so she can go back to starving herself on vegan slops.


Home on TPN, still has a PICC. Can’t win ‘em all.


Writes an article for The Munchie. Standard masturbatory munchie bullshit (a)


Reacting to everything! Going to get continuous benadryl infusions if this doesn’t stop soon!


The war on TPN continues as she has determined that is what’s causing her reactions. Funny how not-swollen her face is in this selfie.


Gettin that sweet sweet benny.


Tube-chan is back! Failed every formula, 100 calories in 24 hours.


Tube-chan is leaving because she reacted to the tube itself. Going to get a G-J again. It’s funny that this all started when she was going to move an hour and a half from home and her boyfriend was going to attend a different college in a different state. . .


Getting a bunch of biopsies and a hickman. Now having major neurological problems and stroke-like effects from an elemental nutrition drink for children with severe food allergies.


As soon as she gets the hickman she “accidentally” rips out her NJ.


Starving herself and body checking in the hospital, lost 10 lbs in a few weeks. Getting a TKI drug.


LOL so her MCAS doctor is in Minnesota – it’s Dr. Lawrence Afrin, whose name circulates a lot in these circles, make of that what you will – and she has never actually seen him but he’s giving all her other doctors their marching orders.


THOSE STUPID DUMB DOCTORS TOTALLY RUINED HER BIOPSIES! Lol so remember when she said she had systemic mastocytosis? She does not. She also doesn't have anything that is giving her anemia other than severe anorexia. This is a little silent temper tantrum over that.


In October, after over a month of continuous hospitalization, she starts her blog, Hospital Princess. The first post (a) is about her mast cell and the new treatments she’s trialling for it but also she is diagnosed with Cerebral Folate Deficiency. A childhood neurodegenerative disease with fewer than 20 cases reported.


It causes speech, intellectual, and motor delays, spasticity, deafness, epilepsy, and microcephaly, and a good outcome is dependent on treatment started in infancy. Nice one, munchie! this was found by the doctor in Atlanta, who is now not seeing patients and will not deal with her but she for realsies definitely has it you guys. Her new doctor totally agrees. Cheyanne explains that she's not a potato despite not taking the medication for it because she's heterozygous. And yes, she's blaming it on a Motherfucker Gene mutation that every other woman in need of attention claims to have. She also has ischemic myocardial dysfunction because lol anachan. It was found on a stress test in 2013 and apparently not that bad because they didn't tell her about it. On top of that she now has an unnamed autoimmune thyroid disease. Her blog is a fucking goldmine if you can get through her walls of melodramatic thesaurus-humping prose, aggressive Jesus-ing, and useless spoonie hacks.


The second post (a) is ana-chan humblebragging, complete with pic of her being tended to on the tarmac either before or after being life flighted lol. We'll learn about this soon enough. For now I will just mention that the dark-haired fretting woman is her mom and the gentleman holding the blanket is her man-slave Silvino, so either her stepdad is also along on this vacation or she had someone from the AngelFlight team take this pic for her blog.


Shortly after that essay she writes one explaining (a) why she can now tolerate feeds again. The continuous benadryl lets her run Elecare Jr and nothing else. She still gets tremors, tachycardia, dystonia, and other symptoms while it runs which subside once she disconnects. Translate: anorexic gets anxiety from running her feeds, freaks out until she is allowed to disconnect, then goes into a benadryl nap. She gets every weird side effect from every medication no matter what the dose, of course. She can’t get discharged because the IV benadryl she needs is preservative-free and isn’t stable enough for home use.


Gets her NJ/G-tube combo replaced with a GJ in November and spends a holiday in the Hotel Hospital.


Spoiler: she does not get discharged with IV benadryl.


Fucked with her tube again. Anemic as all hell, a true mystery for the ages.


The munchie dream, christmas in the hospital.


Reflecting on how she went from vegan anachan with a scholarship to hospital princess.


Lol @ the disclaimer on here saying “this is an unapproved test for research only”. I don’t know if that’s actually as funny as I think it is or if that’s some standard boilerplate shit but it made me laugh. This test result will be used as proof her MCAS is real


More backstory (a) from her blog. Her health started to fail age 11, by 13 she was homeschooled. A few weeks later she waxes poetic (a) on how great it was to get a feeding tube at 16.

Finally discharged in January 2016. Starts posting nothing interesting on her blog for a long time.


I am very special!


Hospitalized again in February. Yoga therapy??


Oh hey, the redhead is one of Skinwalker’s friends, the one who she took to court and accused of being me. She was apparently faking sick like the rest of them but then got put on high steroid doses like Cheyanne and ended up with an epidural tumor that strangled her spinal nerves and is now actually paralyzed – at least that’s what I heard from one of the skinwalker leaks. This leak was pretty flaky (and later publicly accused this chick of faking her mother’s death when her mom was actually deceased, which is why I no longer have skinwalker leaks, or any leaks at all) so take this all with a grain of salt but the story I got told was Redhead tried to get Amanda to find an identity outside of sick chick and see what a dangerous game she was playing, got her into hand cycle racing which inadvertently made her sicker because she used it to burn off her TPN. Redhead finally confronted her after she caught Amanda purging. Amanda went psychobitch and made a giant dossier using their vacation photos and selfies they took to “prove” this other girl was stalking her, which was exactly when I – totally unaware this was going on – decided to drop the retrospective I wrote of Amanda’s entire life. Therefore Redhead got accused of being me in a court of law. Anyway, her social media presence is minimal so we’re going to leave her alone. I just think it’s funny how incestuous these girls all are.


TPN restarted, refeeding syndrome, fucking over her organs.


Body checks


Obligatory baby food.


So she’s moving to South Carolina to have a new team of doctors who work with Afrin in Minnesota who she still hasn’t had her appointment with yet. See also: she’s radioactive.


BMI down to the 14s. Starting the lipid fuckery that will eventually turn her liver into mush, claiming that specific component is what she’s reacting to. Recall that before this adventure she was a high-carb raw vegan with extremely limited fat in her diet.


Well, let me congratulate you on being Talked About! I would have just let you die a miserable death but then you decided you needed the organs of a deceased child so you could prolong your bullshit.


Anachan says what?


NOW you’re trying compression garments?!


In April she moves to South Carolina with her parents and service human and starts her Youtube channel to document the journey and also show off her oxygen.

Spoiler: archived

A few days later she’s in minnesota and somewhere along the line she ended up with a Tilite wheelchair we've never seen, making me wonder if she's also seen Trevino. She sees Afrin and according to her blog (a) it went well! So nice to have REAL doctors who know what they’re doing. We learn she had the original biopsies for mast cell in 2010 when she was 13, but just put a pin in this one for now because she'll tell us all about it soon. Afrin does NOT retest her to confirm but takes previous tests and history as plenty of evidence. Also she had to leave the first hotel because ~reactions~. She also goes into more detail about why they had to leave Florida. As suspected, she's radioactive. She aged out of peds and no adult doctor would take her on and go along her bullshit along with everything Afrin demanded.


So ana, I can’t even get near food!


The famous baby formula mixed in a baby bottle to put in her tube because she is smol and fragile baby

Spoiler: archive

Which she runs at less than a tablespoon per hour, of course. The most she ever runs it in a video is 50ml/hr which works out to a little less than 50 calories per hour, or 1200 for the day at most (every other time she shows the screen it's at 10-25mL or 240-600 calories), and she claims to be NPO. Wow wonder why she's so skinny.


Oops, rejecting that now too! Onto banana bags and a blended diet of low-calorie vegetables pumped directly into her jejunum.


Allergic to benadryl and prone to heart attacks! Yeehaw!


Another formula she can’t tolerate, now she maybe has pancreatitis


And it’s all the evil home health company’s fault for sending her the wrong supplies! That’s why every single thing she tries is currently failing, obviously!

See you whenever her blog comes back.

Edit: fixed the bad spoiler I didn't notice and replaced some bad archive links with working versions.

 

[Din Djarin]

@Kate Farms Shill I can't quote your post, but holy shit that was such an interesting read so far! Thank you so much for taking the time to do all the things you do to keep us entertained and informed. I can't wait to see what comes next!

 

[buoyverificationfuel]

Maybe I just have no understanding of the human body, but don't they give pediatric organs to pediatric patients so that the organs can grow with them? If she needs pediatric organs "to accommodate her small size" won't they outgrow her eventually?
It would be more efficient for the surgeons to just shove adult ones in right? Her current organs are adult organs since she's 25. The hardest part to believe of this current saga is that she even needs pediatric organs in the first place, I call bullshit on that.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

Maybe I just have no understanding of the human body, but don't they give pediatric organs to pediatric patients so that the organs can grow with them? If she needs pediatric organs "to accommodate her small size" won't they outgrow her eventually?
It would be more efficient for the surgeons to just shove adult ones in right? Her current organs are adult organs since she's 25. The hardest part to believe of this current saga is that she even needs pediatric organs in the first place, I call bullshit on that.

she must harvest the organs of children

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Part 2 of Cheyanne. When last we left her, she had just moved to find more compliant doctors, she was claiming MCAS reactions to nearly everything, and her weight was dropping precipitously. All of this started a few weeks before she was supposed to go off to college, after a year of shockingly good health, hardcore exercise, and bragging about her raw vegan diet.

Spoiler: onward and downward

still crying about possible pancreatitis just like Anna Johnson. The similarities here are fun.


Over on her blog (a) we find out the special accommodations she had talked Rollins into (and blew) were a private dorm with a locked private bathroom no one else was allowed to use.


And also that her "flare" that totally robbed her of the chance was started by walking too close to cooking chicken (A) in Walmart while dorm shopping. IDK sounds a lot like you had a panic attack because you were afraid to go away to college and not be living with mommy dearest.


Well this post (a) is certainly enlightening! From her first attempts at getting diagnoses she was pegged for an eating disorder, anxiety, and/or OCD. Also the reason FLORIDA DOCTOR BAD is because they didn’t believe her during her 4 month hospital stay even when she had her weird, disclaimer-stamped tests and a doctor half a country away dictating how they were to treat her. So keep shopping for doctors who will listen to you, ladies!


Lol. “Likely introduced either through central line or transmigration from my GI tract.’ Cheyanne, did you rub poopoo caca in your central line?



She explains that it was Enterobacter cloacea (a) and the source is her intestine is so fucked it leaked into her bloodstream. She gets a new hickman to rub poopoos in. Remember how she was allergic to lidocaine? Good times.


She’s real skinny now.


And we have a requiem (a) for her short-lived Fit Vegan not-Ginger phase. I like how she acts like "I lost my muscle mass because I stopped working out" is an EDS thing.


Posting about how it was totally the home health company’s fault (a) for sending her contaminated bags again. I just like the list of insane demands she gives the doctors and nurses when she comes in from one of her fake reactions and her skelly brag lol. This “contaminated bags/lines” thing quickly becomes her new way to get out of anything she doesn’t want – feeds, medication, TPN, anything can be shut down if they don’t have the special plastic she needs. It's kind of genius in a horrible way.


And now she’s down to 10ml/hr of water (a) and nothing else, wheelchair bound, and out of options for treatment. The "guinea pig" comment is because she's on continuous famotidine (a) which has only been tried in a very small handful of patients.


And she has osteoporosis (a) from starving herself stupid and unnecessary steroids! I mean, her super serious mast cell disease.


Oh in case you didn’t guess yet, all of her friends are munchies claiming the same “rare” diseases except she also claims a bunch of others that they don’t have because she’s more special. But it’s not because her only personality trait is sick, it’s because normies are mean (a) and can’t relate to smolbby hospital princesses. Most of the ones I’ve managed to track through to their own socials also see Afrin. I do wonder why that is. The black chick, PoisonHivey, started having MCAS reactions like days after she got married to her man-servant and we'll be seeing a lot of her because she's another one that moved to Greenville so Afrin could take care of her case. She's very funny and a huge attention-seeker.


Halloween makeup is just fine for her mast cells.


I don't care about any of this but have fun reading her first epi pen experience, (A) and that she's allergic to the pen itself.

Her weight is now 81 and it’s “baffling watching the numbers on the scale decrease, despite no increase in nutritional intake.” Lol lol lol I know that’s probably a typo but holy shit. Pancreatitis, blood sugar issues, and no one knows why! Because she allegedly reacts to everything and isn’t eating anything or running feeds, mean doctors won’t even try her on pancreatic enzymes! They just want her to go right for TPN again. Terrible!


It’s not very christlike to lie about having a fatal disease or steal organs from children to protect your eating disorder! Going to bah-bull school and soon everything's about to get even jesusier


still mixing baby formula in a baby bottle for reasons she can't articulate.


Advice for teenage munchies looking to start their own journey, also laugh at her 20th birthday lamentations (a) that she is no longer a teenager.


Alright so we already know that doctors don't believe her, she sees very questionable out-of-state specialists, that she moved because no doctor in Central Florida would touch her, she is highly prone to claiming doctors screwed up, and she claims various incidental findings from the many many tests she gets are actually proof of serious illness. Here that all comes together as she admits she got tested for MCAS multiple fucking times with negative results every time but claims they were all false negatives because of those darn doctors not knowing what they were doing (a). The urine tests all went out of temperature so they gave false negatives. Afrin didn’t repeat the urine test because her bloodwork totally showed she had it. She then goes on to say that her blood results were all either normal or not significantly elevated except that one test that had the “do not use this test, it is not a good test” disclaimer. Her bone marrow biopsies were all “flubbed up” by dumb doctors who didn’t know shit and didn’t follow her special instructions. And the biggest indicator was a colonoscopy that they didn’t do all the stains for mast cell testing on but miraculously it showed she had MCAS anyway. This is the biopsy she had at 13, which sounds like they were actually looking for something like IBD after she came in whining about abdominal pain and not being able to eat. Anyone still think she has it? Anyone? Just checking. By the way someone suggested that she might be gaming the one test that turned up positive and making herself flushed by taking huge doses of niacin. I don't know if that makes sense because I am just google-monkey, so I merely pass it on.


She also shares some other things like that her insulin was extremely low. Because yanno. She doesn't eat.


A few days later she does a followup (a) about her MCAS symptoms, a hilarious “this is how my lie evolved” we should all stop and appreciate. She begins by saying not all MCAS patients have allergy symptoms and…literally that is what the disease is? It is allergy cells getting inappropriately activated and causing an allergic reaction? Her very special unique case of definitely real MCAS presented as vague GI symptoms, GERD, and weight loss, which are also the symptoms of her really real gastroparesis (which went away on a later scan). The original DUMB DUMB DOCTOR who did the colonoscopy didn’t even know why she had the mast cell stain done! Cardio symptoms sound a lot of like the result of refusing to eat or drink for extended periods of time and anxiety, as do most of the neuro symptoms. Diagnosed POTS through TTT but again does not eat or drink. Allergy symptoms only showed up after she started claiming to have mastocytosis (and later admit she was never diagnosed with that), other than that she had seasonals like 90% of the human population. Pulmonology: all of this can be faked, easily. Endocrinology (she drove them insane!): congratulations you have anorexia. EDS is now a symptom of MCAS apparently, who knew. Anemia too! And it burns when she pees. Since any and all of these symptoms might be signs of MCAS and you know your body better than your doctor, I would like to congratulate everyone reading on their new MCAS diagnosis. You may pick up your IV benadryl and get-out-of-life-free card at Dr. Afrin’s office in Minneapolis.

BAD DOCTORS tried to KILL her with heparin! (a)


How fortunate.


Looks like eczema, congratulations on being average.


Oh look. It's eczema.


Fully tube dependent so of course the tube breaks.


She’s mostly not posting on Youtube at this point, just talking about her tube supplies, also I can’t stand her videos because they are boring, her lisping and vocal fry piss me off, and she is constantly making these uncanny valley movements like rolling her head around on her neck or going slack-jawed and gazing into the distance. So consider this me ripping the bandaid off and actually watching her. The things I do for you people... She goes to an oncology appointment but there’s too many triggers in the office so they do curbside blood draws for her. Meanwhile, her mother goes into the office, gathers up all the offending items (bathroom sprays, some scentsy stuff) and throws it out while complaining she can’t also throw out their hand soap dispenser. These people are awful lmao. Anyway, Cheyanne sets up for the “it’s a specialty test and it requires very careful handling” to explain why her sample will turn up fine, just like her biopsies, her 24-hour urine test, and everything else that doesn’t end up showing that she’s very sick.

Spoiler: archive

This one (timestamped), her mom complains that the dumb surgeon did her hickman surgery wrong and probably had never even placed one. The disdain these women have for doctors lol.

Here we learn that Silvino isn’t getting laid despite living with her and her mom is a megabitch to him. But also we get to hear about the time she rubbed doodoo caca in her line and got sepsis. She has the standard claim that her temperature is always low so a normal temperature is really a fever.

Spoiler: archive

I’m just as sick as those dumb cancer patients (a)! Why can’t you see I’m just as sick as them?!


This wheelchair post is mostly forgettable except for the part where she has a poopy pants tantrum because other munchies see her toy and want one too (a)


emergency GI appointment, we find out she had a Nissin Fundoplication in 2010, a surgery for GERD, which might be failing.

Spoiler: archive

On a post about TPN, Cheyanne mistakes refeeding issues as MCAS (A), and Afrin won't let her go into ICU because he can't control every aspect of her care there.



Holy fucking weird, she got an autographed copy (A) of Afrin’s book. This man is strange.


We learn here that her mom is also an EDS munchie but her EDS didn’t kick in until she was old. Almost like she has normal aging-related joint issues like all of us do or something!

Spoiler: archived

Bunch of braces incoming


Still trying to get diagnosed with chronic pancreatitis.


If a munchie gets a toy and doesn't name it, did she ever really have it?


I like the juxtaposition of the splints that do not fit and the not-at-all-hyperextended joint underneath it.


lol she doxed her mommy's phone number to show off her medical alert bracelet. She's also claiming to be steroid-dependent and on 150mg of solu-cortef + stress doses because she's fucked up her adrenals. Skip to 5:17 to watch Cheyanne fake a tremor! And that's about as much as I can stand listening to her now, sorry.

Crossover with kelly fucking ronahan lmao.


check out my thigh gap everyone!


Ana-chan mad (a) because famous lady made a joke, brags about how skinny she is in seething blog.


Here she realizes the biopatches (a) she’s been using are soaked in chlorhexidine which she claims to react to whoops. Don't worry it's okay because...uhhhh, never mind let's move on.


More info about the time she had a year-long panic attack because she didn't want to go to college.


Just an adult playing in a kiddie pool, nothing to see here.


Another day, another broken feeding tube.


Nice bone density, kid.


Is this just an excuse to buy a bunch of makeup?


The older she gets the more obsessed she gets with how young and child-like she appears.


Including hanging out with literal children now.


Giving out pro-ana tips on avoiding food (a) over on her blog.


Pericarditis maybe except not.


Hip dislocations (a) are so annoying amirite? Every morning I have to pop mine back in! This is a very fun and very fictional account of her life with fake EDS.


And in this (a) one she admits she was diagnosed with dumpster fire shit like fibro, IBS, and chronic fatigue trying to make her fuck off before getting her special spoonie diagnoses.


This post (a) is mostly worthless spoonie hacks but for the pics of her GES. If anyone knows how to read those I’d be delighted to know if she’s telling the truth or this is the first image in the series or some shit.


Thank you for revolving your entire life around me!

I had a small chuckle at “the staff mostly respects my demands but those DUMB IDIOT DOCTORS keep insisting I can’t go into anaphylaxis from the smell of their hand soap (a)!” Also lol @ this entitled skelly demanding the nurse shower and change before entering while using a goddamned vitamix to make smoothies in her hospital room, haha holy shit.


So you can’t drink water but you can take a tube formula that is powdered and mixed with water, IV saline that is mostly water… Don’t worry, over on youtube she’s explained that she mixes her feeds with Similac sterilized water which she kind of tolerates. It’s for mixing baby formula and the bottles are shaped in such a way that you can screw the nipple of a baby bottle on it. For real, this adult woman’s obsession with being a smol baby is very unsettling to me.


Here starts the great Elecare battle (a), where she claims her safe formula no longer was because of tiny changes to the forms of a handful of ingredients and she needed to either have the company change the formula for her specifically or trial new ones.


Normal EKG.


look I’ve never had a feeding tube but it can’t possibly be normal to break them as often as these girls do.


Elecare battle continues and she gets a lower calorie formula to replace it. Running at 10mL per hour still, funny that she always says ‘I raised it after this’ but every time she doesn’t cover the rate it’s super low. It's like the ultimate munchie-ana brag to show how low you run your feeds I guess. Dani does it too. I can’t possibly imagine why her blood sugar is so low.


So fun fact (if you want to call it that, remembering that I got some of this info from a fucking retarded unreliable leak who nonetheless had some good intel), this Taylor (a) girl died from a more severe version of the same complication Skinwalker’s friend supposedly had, a steroid-induced epidural tumor that strangled her nerves. Whereas Red’s was caught early and she was taken off steroids/did not get surgery, they missed it in Taylor until she was paralyzed and needed a trach, and at the end she was refusing all treatments and tapping out of life (according to her mother’s own blog). There was a third one somewhere else in the south that had the same thing happen with the same outcome as Taylor.

Hahahahah holy shit this self-absorbed twat made her family move the entire kitchen into the garage (a) and they have to take their meals there so she’s not exposed to food – including on holidays. They eat their thanksgiving next to cars and power tools while she has the house to herself.


1) SHE BLEEDIN FROM HER GTUBE. 2) “my dog is suffering, better ‘gram it!” 3) now can’t tolerate any saline either.


She snagged her a caretaker. And she’s breakin’ him in! (a)


Public Facebook posts also start to increase here and now I have four platforms to stalk, thank u Chey!


once again, she wants it so it's fine.


And with this ER trip, we leave 2017. “Compromised immune system’ when she has had exactly 1 normie cold in the entirety of her social media history and whined like a little bitch baby about it for weeks, Starving worked!, narrowly avoids hospitalization and TPN on NYE.

Join me eventually for part 3, where Chey makes her organs fail so she can be the smollest bbygirl in the ICU.

 

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Maybe a hot take, but if Cheyenne was born a male with a less childlike body she'd have turned out a pedo instead of a munchie.