Goodbye, Rollins.
Hello Mozart. Mozart is the sixth dog she’s raising. She had two short-term placements before getting Sequoia who has now been matched with his "forever person."

She takes the new puppy on a long road trip to multiple cities. Again it’s just endless puppy pics for a long time and nothing interesting.
Yeah lol most people suffer negative effects from walking in 100 degree heat, welcome to normal human anatomy and physiology.
Another trip to DC calls for wheelchair

Already looking forward to see how this puppy she’s raising can help her with the daily symptoms of her own chronic illness #Rheumatoidarthritis. Hmm.
Still going hikies tho.

But again, she's training this dog for someone else and just utilizing his skills while he's with her. I guess there's no harm in that.

Home stretch!
Needs her puppy to get stuff off lower shelves for her now.
She posts some unexplained doctor photos

Ramping up posts about her pain and how Mozart helps her with it. Mobility harness on.


And school is finally over. Going up to Maryland for a doctor’s appointment, doesn’t explain other than “the specialist.”




Using the wheelchair all the time again. Even if it's not in the picture she makes sure you're aware she's using it.


Another candlelight procession
Vagueposting about challenges and choosing to be happy.

And lots of trips to Quest Diagnostics for more and more bloodwork.

She got her annual pass back and it’s all disney all the time.

There it is. She’s training Mozart to be her own personal service dog. But wait, the RA ribbon is indigo and gold. What’s the green for?

That’s a lot of symptoms that have nothing to do with RA, too.
I know I look offensively healthy but I neeeeeed a dog because sometimes I get tired after I do too many things too close together.

Whatever she’s claiming she has now, insurance begs to differ lol.
I love how she’s sitting next to this guy with cerebral palsy in her shitty wheelchair for ouchy joints
who could have imagined that she’d end up with a service dog of her own one day?

she has a new job and the dog is coming with her. She later says she works for a vet.
Please allow me to take attention away from you on your special day by bringing my puppy

in April 2017 she announces that, despite having graduated, she’s been accepted as part of the Disney College Program and will be working at the parks.


She still has not said what this new diagnosis she got is.

“The girl with the dog” graduates

What's wrong Rachel? Are people calling you out for changing your diagnosis after years of swearing you have RA even though hopkins said otherwise?

Gets more bloodwork and has a scary reaction to whatever treatment she's getting for whatever disease she claims to have, requiring an ER trip.




Rachel lived with her aunt on college breaks and also relies on her a lot for dealing with her medical crises. This is important because her aunt, if you hadn’t picked up on it, encourages Rachel’s bullshit and has her own munchie tendencies. Let’s take a detour!

Rachel’s aunt Susan Napier has intracranial hypertension, which I choose to believe because she has a shunt and showed pictures of the surgery she needed for it. Risk factors for this include being a fat sedentary fuck, which she is, although she has started claiming it’s secondary to Chiari Malformation in her case. She has the shunt, like I said, and has had it replaced a few times but still claims to be highly symptomatic. She uses this as an excuse to use a wheelchair but, like Rachel, has a heavy off-the-rack clunker she was given for temporary use after her surgery and insurance will not cover a better chair for her because she doesn’t need it.




She tries to say the IH is why she's fat, not vice versa, and she is apparently retaining a lot of fluid from her shunt draining into her abdomen but she was always a big gorl. That beach pic in the collage up there looks like it was from a very brief period where she was a normal weight.
She has this cute rescue dog who lost a leg as a puppy.
Surprise! He’s her “service dog” now that she’s working with NHSD and can apply the training tactics she’s learned to this poor animal. She later states she will definitely need a mobility dog for herself in the future because the tripod dog can’t do those tasks. She claims he gives her alerts of when she’s going to pass out which he naturally learned from being around her, but she also leaves him home ~95% of the time because she’s too busy training the NHSD puppies that don’t make people raise an eyebrow over whether a 3-legged mutt in an etsy-bought vest is a real service dog.






In 2015 she gets a NHSD named Nestle to train. She claims this dog is, like the tripod before her, “gifted” with the ability to tell when she is going to pass out, therefore she is allowed to keep it as her own personal service dog. Also claiming to have POTS now lol.




Anyway, her aunt is useless for trying to get information about Rachel. When she does post about her it's almost never informative and when Rachel finally hits the "found out" after years of fucking around, susan never even mentions it. It was just a detour to show she’s definitely part of the problem.



(as well as being batshit insane)
Back to Rachel! She starts the DCP and moves onto Disney property.



Uh oh, trouble with her college program?
A week and change after she finishes her training she decides to “clear her head” by flying up to virginia to visit her family.
Lol. Looks like she wasn’t LARPing as disabled wheelchair user with service dog when she applied for the DCP. She was claiming joint pain from arthritis and the dog was going to someone else. Disney just got a SURPRISE! Accommodate me, my dog, and my amazon-purchased wheelchair!


Meanwhile she’s hiking in the blue ridge mountains again, lmao.
Back in Florida and starting her new job finally.
Yes she’s working in the giant, heavy clunker wheelchair with no foot plates. Also, lol “dreams aren’t easy to achieve” you work in a gift shop.
In november she gets her program extended through the spring with an option after that to apply for part or full time. This is exactly what the true love of my life Amanda “Skinwalker” Winig did.
Here she is hanging out with Janiece. This video is not worth watching but just keep in mind they were friends. It will be relevant in the future. And you know I love a crossover episode.
“Girl with the dog” is her only identity. Also she looks so funny in that wheelchair. Rachel your doctor did not prescribe this, you bought it to train dogs with.


FINALLY! Tucked away in the millionth boring dog pic is #chroniclyme. She most likely went to see Kenneth Singleton, a “lyme-knowledgeable” quack in Towson, MD and walked out with a shiny diagnosis of a fake disease to show disney so she could bring her puppy to work after all those trips to Quest Diagnostics failed to get her diagnosed with anything real.
And she’s got a tilite!
Here’s good old Julian in the comments saying it fits her perfectly. It does not. The width is way too narrow for her and the seat is too high. Because her torso is so long she needs to be either lower to reach the wheels properly or needs a bigger wheel size. All of this is why it looks like she’s about to launch out of it, which will be more obvious in other photos. But how did they get her measurements so wrong?
Oh. Because she bought it on eBay. And this is her second attempt at getting one that fits well enough for her to pretend it’s made for her and not another prop. Based on the fit, this was probably originally used by an adolescent who outgrew it. Rachel is small but her proportions are all off for this one.
And Red in the comments telling her to get a smartdrive. I gave you so much benefit of the doubt that you were the rare one telling the truth, Red.
Aunt Sue is useful sometimes. Like letting us know they do Disney with Julian now! Also, wow, right after Rachel buys herself a wheelchair that doesn’t fit, suddenly her aunt has a Tilite too, after complaining that insurance wouldn’t cover a chair for her. This chair is very obviously fitted for someone taller and skinnier than she is. Seat is way too narrow, footplate too low for the seat height. She needs a bariatric chair whether she wants to admit it or not. And this is why if you
need a wheelchair they send an expert out to fit you for one. (Big thank you to the person who helped me figure out what was wrong with these because I couldn't get further than "lmao why does this look so funny?")




Another candlelight procession with the dogs AND the tilites now.
Why do people stare at me when I’m just rolling up and down the aisle with my dog and not doing anything resembling shopping?
Hey guys remember that time the snake oil treatment for my fake illness made me have a psychosomatic reaction and run to the ER? Good times.
Just sitting on the ground at disney next to my wheelchair for some reason, nbd.
“almost full-time wheelchair user” needs her dog to shop for her because of the symptoms of her made-up illness, admits she’s choosing to use a chair when she really doesn’t have to.
I believe she was talking about lyme a lot more in her stories or on her personal socials because everyone else seems to have figured out that’s what she’s claiming when it took me scouring hashtags.

Obligatory “don’t call me a faker just because I get up and walk when I feel like it.”

I swear Susan writes like a schizo sometimes. So what I think happened is Rachel went out without her chair and her aunt decided she needed to use a scooter because if not she might exhaust herself. These two.
Here’s another angle of her chair to show just how off the fit is. Those wheels are way too small and the seat depth is also too shallow (the seat is too short for her legs) which she’s trying to compensate for with a tightened calf strap. This was definitely made for someone shorter and smaller than her.
#autoimmunedisease. Which, Rachel? You were told you didn’t have RA and changed your story to lyme disease which is not autoimmune.


in the comments HI JESS!
Should we take another detour to see what Jessica Paulsen (
1,
2) has been up to since my
last update a year ago? If you recall she stopped posting after a bunch of “am I the problem? No, it’s everyone else!” posts and went silent on every platform.
The tl;dr on Jess for those who don’t want to read a whole ‘nother timeline right now is she is a spoiled rotten brat who grew up poor and hates her family because they called her on her bullshit as a teenager when she first tried faking sick. She started faking in earnest after getting a wealthy husband who was willing to fund her lifestyle. She lives in Tennessee but would fly to disney every few weeks, sometimes going less than a week between trips and when she wasn’t going to Disney, she was going to Switzerland, Ireland, California, Hawaii, Alaska, or anywhere else her heart desired, all with her dog in tow. At home she would crash and do nothing for days. None of her doctors believed she was sick no matter how many specialists she went to. The only disease she has apparently managed to get diagnosed with is POTS because she starved and dehydrated herself after learning about the testing and she couldn't get them to agree to a salt water port, so she was paying some woo clinic to give her vitamin infusions. She’s never showed off her dog having even a parlor trick she could claim was a task. Her friends all abandoned her because she was an entitled bitch who cried that no one ever thought about
her needs and they wouldn’t drop everything to take her to Sephora. She admit that her husband transitioning to WFH caused a huge rift in their relationship when he realized she really did not do
anything but sleep and watch netflix while he worked all day. Now she is going to post a lot about loss and her world falling apart.


Thank you, 11 year old girl, for properly stroking my ego.
Just like that, we’re back to our regularly scheduled content of Jess posting a photo showing off how happy and able bodied she is with a caption that says it’s deceiving because [insert wall of text about muh condishuns].

And flying to Disney every other week.



And reposting old hospital selfies without elaborating.

And vague posts about how no one understands her except her dog.
Who would have thought that a mean girls club of backstabbing illness fakers trying to be the most sickest girl ever by destroying their competition wouldn't be the best friends to make? I was trying to figure out if she was friends with Alex Moine still since there's no pics of her hanging out with her and Levi since before coof.

Terrible poetry is back on the menu too.
What a totally relatable post about the down side of fobbing off real life to travel all the time. As far as I can figure out most of these photos are taken on a tripod with a timer because she complains about being alone all the time.

New Orleans
Ahh here’s the content I love her for. “Someone who works all the time probably thinks my life of doing nothing worthwhile and traveling constantly to exotic locations is glamorous but I’m
so bored and lonely. Won’t someone
please think of me in this situation?”
I wasn’t really suicidal, just the kind for attention, but
please think of me in this situation? Why aren't you thinking of me and my needs all the time?





Why does everyone abandon me? Why can’t I have everything I want all the time? So, do you think her husband divorced her?
NOPE! Looks like this two-year-long temper tantrum is because he was deployed and she had to do without a man-servant for a while and during this time she was also unable to take her dog to Disney all the time because of Covid.
Henry has a health scare. She’s told to keep him on bed rest while he recovers. As per usual, this clashes with her need to get attention so she brings him to a school. For those who didn’t read the original timelines, this is a long-established pattern with her. The dog had to get his skull drilled into from an infection one time and all she was concerned about was getting a hat to hide the incision so people wouldn’t know she was working a very ill dog.


Finds out he has cancer while he’s still recovering.
Oh well, sucks to be you! Jess needs you in New York!
Here’s the full story on the cancer. Low grade soft tissue sarcoma, they think they got it all with the surgery, he will not be retiring, and it might stay in remission forever but it might come back. And as if she could hear me judging her from hundreds of miles away, the vet said it was totally fine to keep working him right after this surgery, gosh!




He now gets 10 minutes of her undivided attention per day. How lucky for him!
Off to Austria now! Once again boundless energy to travel the world and climb mountains in Europe.

Vague post about traveling for Henry’s health.
But first, Disney
Every day is a weekend for you.
Don’t worry, the dog doesn’t die in this one.

Now we’re in North Carolina.
Now Hawaii!

Why doesn’t anyone realize how much I’ve lost and that i'm hurting all the time? Why doesn’t anyone think of
me in this situation?!
So much terrible poetry about her dog.


Oh my god, she got a job! A real job in an office.

...a medical office.


Yes Jess, antihistamines are a very known trigger for RLS. You're still not special.

I don’t remember if she was claiming EDS before but she is now.
And still traveling all over creation whenever she wants to somehow.

Okay that was fun, back to Rachel. Jess comments on lots of Rachel's posts, occasionally tags her on her own posts, and generally does her best to get Rachel's attention in her excessively needy way, but if they ever become friends rachel doesn't say anything about it. Of course, that's totally in character for Rachel, who I also know was friends with Skinwalker but other than one photo of them together from Amanda's facebook, I can't find any proof. She still isn’t going to tell us what autoimmune disease she’s claiming. Is it the RA she doesn’t have? Something new since chronic lyme isn’t hitting right?
Forearm crutch for some unspecified reason.
Collapsed at work and #POTS. Yep. Chronic lyme wasn’t the right fit so she’s about to change her story again.
lol people immediately go "vegan passing out needs b12" but Rachel knows it's POTS

Surprisingly, she is not seeing our friend in Clearwater but a cardiologist in Brandon who seems to be on the level based on his reviews. He’s doing testing to see if she actually has #POTS after “a previous doctor and a paramedic” diagnosed her with it. This sudden change in diagnosis and symptoms coincides with her being changed from DCP (which is always a temporary gig) to seasonal employee, which doesn’t seem like much of an upgrade except now she’s a real Disney employee and not just an intern. She can go to full time, get promoted, etc.

And now we faint all the time.

All. The. Time.
And her dog has to be trained for new tasks she suddenly needs
Blah blah obligatory “I thought it was a flare but it’s really disease progression and I’ll never get better.” Still tagging autoimmunedisease
Doc confirms POTS and also diagnoses her with a mitral valve prolapse. Super common, often asymptomatic but can cause POTS-like symptoms. Biggest issue seems to be an increased risk of endocarditis.

Getting some kind of autonomic bloodwork done. Doesn’t elaborate on what it is.

Still trying to make RA manifest.
Cleveland Clinic Florida for more autonomic testing.



Unexplained hospital pic, but enjoy the literal schizoposting in her comments.
Off on a vacation and it looks like she’s left her wheelchair at home lol.


They get an internal transfer to EPCOT
Snuggling is now a super important service dog task.
She sure does have a lot of energy to travel, just like Jess!

More vague medical posts

Obligatory laying on the floor with my dog post.
Another year-end post about all the ways her life has been an exciting medical journey in 2018.

I’m not in the hospital now so let’s remember that time I was.

A compassionate doctor and a new treatment plan
Lol you work there all day but crash in an hour if you go for fun on your day off, requiring emergency medical response. Cool.
So funny that she went from RA to lyme to this. Unfortunately she was smart enough to block her medical alert bracelet.
Going on medical leave to pursue her medical conditions full time.
For a while it’s all old disney pics with occasional vague medical shit. She’s getting better but still needs more testing and trial and error to manage “all her conditions.” Still only tagging POTS.



Unspecified surgery.

#medicalmess
Mmm, two things. One, how did you get on the beach in a wheelchair. Two, #clearwaterbeach. That is all.

She got a cold, ignored it, and it turned to pneumonia, so she’s hospitalized.


LOL yeah she can stand. She could always stand.
Phoebe in the comments.
Another bout of pneumonia, supposedly.
Didn’t last long because she’s in St. Augustine a few days later.
Here we learn she was in the ICU and on a vent at one point and started having seizures. But more importantly she has new specialists and has found out she has a connective tissue disorder. Hmm.






Here is proof that she was in fact on a vent.
She’s going back to work at Disney and now she’s full time!

And no, she's really not going to tell us what her other diagnoses are. Selfish.
You may be thinking this one can’t be a Trevinette, and so did I. She posts her normie cardiologist and Cleveland Clinic, no salt water port or feeding tube, not constantly trying to get another surgery, we know she bought her wheelchair on eBay, and tagging herself in Clearwater is hardly a smoking gun. Just a girl who got diagnosed with something that lets her bring her dog to work, and work happens to be Disney World. Well good news, I have proof! This was from a group chat with a third, mostly silent participant (supposedly Red) and that person is the reason it got leaked to someone else who then quietly passed it on to me. In this chat, Rachel is freaking out because she is at Trevino's office and another munchie with a service dog and an annual pass magnet on their car pulls up. Rachel is terrified it's Jaquie or Janiece and that people will know she's seeing the good doc as well. Doomsday averted, it's just Julian who hates Jaquie and shan't be sharing this information. Skinwalker rejoices that there's no chance Rachel's deep dark secret will get out. She's so cute! Also peep the dates, Tuesday April 26, 2019. Jaquie was already on life support at this point and died three days later. Nice christian behavior from two true jesus lovers.


We’re back to boring disney pics and little to no health updates.


Lol no you didn’t. You bought a diagnosis from a quack you saw one time after Hopkins told you that you did not have RA, then used that fake disease to justify keeping this one for yourself.
Bunch of hospital pics. Doesn’t explain any of them.


Annnd she was a ballet dancer. Are you shocked?
She is also influencing young girls. Great.
Sometimes I try to walk but then people don’t think I’m really sick so I go get my toys.


Lol this dog is for
narcolepsy alert for a tremendous fatass and has that big-ass mobility harness for her to lean on. Alas, private account.
She’s feeling well enough to get back into puppy raising.
Now she can bring two dogs to disney at the same time!
In December 2019 she announces she has become a Disney trainer. This signifies how far she’s come with her health. The punchline, it swiftly approaches.





Back with the narcolepsy dog, also Amber Parascando in the comments. Amber was a disney CM whose "service dog" was terrified of life and then she quit Disney, wiped her socials, and there's now no proof she was ever using a scared rescue as a service dog. Except for the fact that I
already had her archived.

And we know from her post that Rachel helped Amber earn the right to work at Disney with her terrified puppy mill reject.
Coof closes the park “for two weeks.”
Rachel, with a history of serious respiratory disease, is just mad that it’s cramping her style.


The amount of gear this narcolepsy gigafat puts on her dog is alarming. I dislike this.

As soon as possible, she’s back at the parks


And flying
And working!
Vagueposting about her health, but she does eventually go back to work after an aborted first attempt.


more vague health posts and…

Kidney stones.




Disney laid off a whole shitload of staff but Rachel remains unaffected.
Oh well! Time to go hiking!



Lol you have never had this experience because you started faking sick after you started training dogs who could come to the doctor with you.
Revere dies. He was the one who had sick puppies in his litter that had to be PTS right after birth.
