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Jaquie was definitely trying to get mastocytosis and was visibly upset when her biopsy was both very ouchy and negative.
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Joining the MCAS discussion: mast cell disorders are real, but 99.9% of the young women who end up diagnosed as such actually have psychosomatic pruritus & hives that they exacerbate or falsely report.
Psychosomatic pruritus is treated with SSRI's and in severe cases antipsychotics, but treatment varies by region as psychodermatology is a relatively new intersection. So, even if they did follow the MCAS protocol, which as munchies they won't, I'm willing to bet that any improvement would be placebo/derived from the attention they get for their special diet and meds & even then they'd probably still report moderate to severe symptoms... because it's yet another physical manifestation of the very real mental illness they have going completely unchecked.
EDS munchies like this diagnosis because mast cells are (oversimplified statement ahead) "stabilised by collagen", so of course to have the faultiest collagen in all of the land they must have MCAS, too! Plus, it's an easy way for someone with an ED to refuse all kinds of food with just one easy to remember explanation!
Psychosomatic skin reactions are incredibly common in mild forms: the stress rash, or even eczema outbreaks, but can also be full blown body-covering hives, including facial and oral hives, and the associated nausea, fear etc., especially in those with mental illnesses that ramp up stress responses (aka a lot of anxious women between 17-24, but that's just anecdotal on my part). The allergic response and symptoms are legitimately experienced, so antihistamines are beneficial for the reaction and as a quick fix, but generally, they'll keep returning with an ever growing list of break-through allergies until the root cause (mental illness) is treated.
They might genuinely think they have MCAS, yet I can't help but feel like on some level they're aware that their response is actually less about a physiological trigger and more about a psychological stressor i.e. I've heard more than once "it's like I'm even allergic to my own emotions,"... Which, no. (This makes me think of British paralympic gymnast Natasha Coates, who I can't get an accurate read on, but she definitely constructs statements for an emotional response "I'm allergic to exercise and my own hair!" that inspires a lot of these girls). I get the impression that a misdiagnosis of MCAS is sought out to legitimise a connective tissue disorder diagnosis, even though that link itself requires further study (and the waters have been completely muddied by this shit so I wouldn't trust any study not using a genetically confirmed sample base).
EDS munchies like this diagnosis because mast cells are (oversimplified statement ahead) "stabilised by collagen", so of course to have the faultiest collagen in all of the land they must have MCAS, too! Plus, it's an easy way for someone with an ED to refuse all kinds of food with just one easy to remember explanation!
Psychosomatic skin reactions are incredibly common in mild forms: the stress rash, or even eczema outbreaks, but can also be full blown body-covering hives, including facial and oral hives, and the associated nausea, fear etc., especially in those with mental illnesses that ramp up stress responses (aka a lot of anxious women between 17-24, but that's just anecdotal on my part). The allergic response and symptoms are legitimately experienced, so antihistamines are beneficial for the reaction and as a quick fix, but generally, they'll keep returning with an ever growing list of break-through allergies until the root cause (mental illness) is treated.
They might genuinely think they have MCAS, yet I can't help but feel like on some level they're aware that their response is actually less about a physiological trigger and more about a psychological stressor i.e. I've heard more than once "it's like I'm even allergic to my own emotions,"... Which, no. (This makes me think of British paralympic gymnast Natasha Coates, who I can't get an accurate read on, but she definitely constructs statements for an emotional response "I'm allergic to exercise and my own hair!" that inspires a lot of these girls). I get the impression that a misdiagnosis of MCAS is sought out to legitimise a connective tissue disorder diagnosis, even though that link itself requires further study (and the waters have been completely muddied by this shit so I wouldn't trust any study not using a genetically confirmed sample base).
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Do you know if (real) EDS and MCAS tend to be comorbid? I'd search for the answer myself, but I worry that all of the results would be from munchies claiming both and not help answer the actual question. I already know that munchies often claim them simultaneously, which is why I'm curious as to whether they actually come together with any frequency.
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This is hilarious, SJ says she will take a step back from social media but couldn't even make out with her darwg without being reminded she needed to post to social media.
She blessed us with two youtube videos.
The first is fucking 18 minutes long, fucking twat.
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She blessed us with two youtube videos.
The first is fucking 18 minutes long, fucking twat.
She realized while making out with Freckles that she hasn't vlogged in a long time (it's only been 3 weeks)
She had bricks hanging from her eyelids and taking benadryl PM during the daytime.
Woke up sunday, then couldn't stay awake.
Slept a lot. Had to make evil dad carry her to the bathroom.
Evil dad dared to bother her with questions about her non-profit - implying she has him doing all the work.
Fell down outside. Depressed. Will eat. Hasn't eaten in 3 days. Cooks.
Pokes her food with her nasty fingers. Lettuce boats.
One month with port. Still having issues!
Has a new doctor, isn't seeing the doc who gave her peripheral IVs, this doctor maybe invented the tilt table test.
Mistakes with supplies, she did research!
3 bags of saline a week, AS NEEDED, now she is doing it 3 times a week.
They took her nurse away right before she got her port. Bitched about every nurse they sent. Won't elaborate. Got another nurse, but hasn't seen her 4 times, only twice. Port instruction, they're talking about teaching her to access her own port (great idea. sepsis sepsis sepsis)
Hides her fucking camera and films the entire process of her home nurse to access her port, she's very pleased she can infuse faster because it feels great.
Might change her pants. Might go outside. Might do some 'indoor paperwork"
Picks dandelions from her front yard, while evil dad cuts the grass (note no allergy issues mentioned) .
She has plenty of energy to run around picking dandelions, show off the landscaping she and evil dad did together, and catch a toad.
Explains a lot of shit no one cares about, ends the video
She had bricks hanging from her eyelids and taking benadryl PM during the daytime.
Woke up sunday, then couldn't stay awake.
Slept a lot. Had to make evil dad carry her to the bathroom.
Evil dad dared to bother her with questions about her non-profit - implying she has him doing all the work.
Fell down outside. Depressed. Will eat. Hasn't eaten in 3 days. Cooks.
Pokes her food with her nasty fingers. Lettuce boats.
One month with port. Still having issues!
Has a new doctor, isn't seeing the doc who gave her peripheral IVs, this doctor maybe invented the tilt table test.
Mistakes with supplies, she did research!
3 bags of saline a week, AS NEEDED, now she is doing it 3 times a week.
They took her nurse away right before she got her port. Bitched about every nurse they sent. Won't elaborate. Got another nurse, but hasn't seen her 4 times, only twice. Port instruction, they're talking about teaching her to access her own port (great idea. sepsis sepsis sepsis)
Hides her fucking camera and films the entire process of her home nurse to access her port, she's very pleased she can infuse faster because it feels great.
Might change her pants. Might go outside. Might do some 'indoor paperwork"
Picks dandelions from her front yard, while evil dad cuts the grass (note no allergy issues mentioned) .
She has plenty of energy to run around picking dandelions, show off the landscaping she and evil dad did together, and catch a toad.
Explains a lot of shit no one cares about, ends the video
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Doesn't know what time it is.
Maybe afternoon?
Sharps container is full and she's been putting needles in another container.
Packing sharps container to send back to her home healthcare company.
Fiddles with plastic and cardboard for way too long, can of soda in background*
Cuts to her shit eating grin while she lays in a hammock.
Cuts to the dawrg park.
Of course she has her port tubing hanging out of her neckline.
Walking briskly while talking and filming herself at the park, describes where she walks and how it's just too much in the heat. But it's in the shade. Freckles will not go in the water.
Freckles is in the water.
Films herself throwing the ball for the dogs, and running around like an idiot.
Her ass looks fat in those jean shorts.
Cuts to her laying on the floor with a dog that's just been in a pond.
State lockdown order lifting but she still can't get her nails done. no group activities like movies, paintball, bowling.
Casinos will be opening soon.
Fairs, she can't eat the foods because she doesn't eat food.
But she's sad about missing pride blah blah - camera cuts, ran out of storage space -
She knows why Pride is cancelled, but it shouldn't be cancelled, it's just a parade.
She is very sad because it will be virtual. Smacks her lips enough times I'm about to nope out.
Cuts
Talking about sneaking a private gay pride party with her and her friends.
Cuts
She's whispering, is having a sad. Forgot to end her vlog, crying. It's 2:11am, that's her birthday, but the date not the time. She has feelings but she is not sad, there is no reason she should be sad, she is just sad. Can't stop thinking about highschool memories about how bad it is. Mental health is becoming an issue again - HA!- and doesn't know if she should seek therapy - YES- or if it's her meds.
Hasn't slept since last night
Just trying to show things and stuff, but it's not fully true, um, she has to go to the bathroom.
She is going to do that and put the camera away.
She is remembering the room from years ago when her dad had to break the door down because she had a butcher knife. But that's a story for another day. Bye
Maybe afternoon?
Sharps container is full and she's been putting needles in another container.
Packing sharps container to send back to her home healthcare company.
Fiddles with plastic and cardboard for way too long, can of soda in background*
Cuts to her shit eating grin while she lays in a hammock.
Cuts to the dawrg park.
Of course she has her port tubing hanging out of her neckline.
Walking briskly while talking and filming herself at the park, describes where she walks and how it's just too much in the heat. But it's in the shade. Freckles will not go in the water.
Freckles is in the water.
Films herself throwing the ball for the dogs, and running around like an idiot.
Her ass looks fat in those jean shorts.
Cuts to her laying on the floor with a dog that's just been in a pond.
State lockdown order lifting but she still can't get her nails done. no group activities like movies, paintball, bowling.
Casinos will be opening soon.
Fairs, she can't eat the foods because she doesn't eat food.
But she's sad about missing pride blah blah - camera cuts, ran out of storage space -
She knows why Pride is cancelled, but it shouldn't be cancelled, it's just a parade.
She is very sad because it will be virtual. Smacks her lips enough times I'm about to nope out.
Cuts
Talking about sneaking a private gay pride party with her and her friends.
Cuts
She's whispering, is having a sad. Forgot to end her vlog, crying. It's 2:11am, that's her birthday, but the date not the time. She has feelings but she is not sad, there is no reason she should be sad, she is just sad. Can't stop thinking about highschool memories about how bad it is. Mental health is becoming an issue again - HA!- and doesn't know if she should seek therapy - YES- or if it's her meds.
Hasn't slept since last night
Just trying to show things and stuff, but it's not fully true, um, she has to go to the bathroom.
She is going to do that and put the camera away.
She is remembering the room from years ago when her dad had to break the door down because she had a butcher knife. But that's a story for another day. Bye
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Short answer: MCAS is a suspected comorbidity of genuine EDS, but still only occurs in a small percentage of those with EDS... So it's a rare occurrence within a rare occurrence, it certainly doesn't appear as frequently as Instagram would have you assume: but, munchies cannot settle for a rare disease, they must be rare even for the rare!
Unfortunately, it is difficult to say for certain if MCAS occurs significantly more often in those with connective tissue disorders as most of those disorders are too rare for a significant willing and available study population to be reviewed, except hEDS... Except that research has no way of ruling out a genuine hEDS diagnosis from a shopped hEDS diagnosis. hEDS population data currently points towards hEDS, POTS and MCAS occurring as a new disease trifecta with no analysis of the fact that at least some (generous, it's more than some) of those diagnosed with this particular trifecta shopped for it & would otherwise present with sub-clinical phenotypes... Especially in recent years. It's actually clouded this area of research so much that this is the main reason behind the diagnostic criteria for hEDS being reconsidered & made less vague in 2016 as any hEDS study had become somewhat unreliable. Sadly, as historic diagnoses that no longer meet the more stringent criteria (which is actually still not as stringent or consistently applied as it should be in the slightest but I digress) cannot be revoked, the sample population is still very, very unreliable. It's one of those elephants in the room in certain circles. It's unfortunate, but any trends should be taken with a pinch of salt for this population (POTS pun intended)... Additionally, finding a common gene mutation for hEDS is going to be an impossibility now when considering that most of the sample base actually do not have genuine hEDS at all.
It may be of interest to know that there are cases of classical EDS confirmed by genetic testing occurring co-morbidly with MCAS, so it isn't out of the realms of possibility that genuine clinical hEDS cases could be occurring co-morbidly with genuine MCAS cases.
However, I find it important to note that reports of cEDS and MCAS occurring together are quite rare even for the frequency of cEDS and generally will include multiple members of the same family. This is in line with evidence that suggests a familial compenent to MCAS itself in the TPSAB1 gene. Studies have shown that those with TPSAB1 mutations present with higher instances of MCAS and POTS and hEDS than the general population, but not all of those with mutations exhibit signs of disease and the sample sizes used aren't large enough to assert trends as currently less than 50 families have been identified as having TPSAB1 mutations. But, this gene occurs at band 13.3 on chromosome 16, which is also associated with autism, so that may explain the multitude of munchies who eventually tack autism onto their Dx list: would they find this tenuous link and exploit it? Do they research that far to justify their delusions? TPSAB1 gene mutations aren't well understood and thus aren't generally tested for unless for research purposes or as part of a wider genome sequencing of individuals of interest, at least not in my experience. So, it's entirely possible that they'd read about this mutation & emulate the disease with no real risk of being genuinely tested & dismissed & currently theres actually enough of them to potentially send researchers on a wild goose chase for mutations that simply aren't there.
It may be of interest to know that there are cases of classical EDS confirmed by genetic testing occurring co-morbidly with MCAS, so it isn't out of the realms of possibility that genuine clinical hEDS cases could be occurring co-morbidly with genuine MCAS cases.
However, I find it important to note that reports of cEDS and MCAS occurring together are quite rare even for the frequency of cEDS and generally will include multiple members of the same family. This is in line with evidence that suggests a familial compenent to MCAS itself in the TPSAB1 gene. Studies have shown that those with TPSAB1 mutations present with higher instances of MCAS and POTS and hEDS than the general population, but not all of those with mutations exhibit signs of disease and the sample sizes used aren't large enough to assert trends as currently less than 50 families have been identified as having TPSAB1 mutations. But, this gene occurs at band 13.3 on chromosome 16, which is also associated with autism, so that may explain the multitude of munchies who eventually tack autism onto their Dx list: would they find this tenuous link and exploit it? Do they research that far to justify their delusions? TPSAB1 gene mutations aren't well understood and thus aren't generally tested for unless for research purposes or as part of a wider genome sequencing of individuals of interest, at least not in my experience. So, it's entirely possible that they'd read about this mutation & emulate the disease with no real risk of being genuinely tested & dismissed & currently theres actually enough of them to potentially send researchers on a wild goose chase for mutations that simply aren't there.
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Damn bitch you ever think you’re just hot and need a fan in your room??
I wonder what the medical diagnosis for being a little chilly is. Thermoirregularity? Hypothermosis? Not enough to say you’re feeling famished, no, it’s caloric deficiency and she needs her Ensure instead of just eating a sandwich like a normal person. I bet when she’s fatigued and doesn’t know why she comes on Facebook and sobs about her chronic IRTS (I’m Really Tired Sometimes) and how it’s a struggle but she’s powering through it thoughts and prayers!!
I promise I’m not MOTI I just can’t get over such simple bullshit needing to be blown into such a morbid terminal-illness level cryfest by these people that ONLY they experience.
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I come bearing a new and prolific/cross-platform munchie named Cheyenne Perry (hospitalprncss)
Currently she's claiming
- Cerebral folate deficiency
- Epstein-Barr virus
- Compound Heterozygous Mutations in TTC7A with an immune-mediated Inflammatory Bowel Disease-like process
- KNCQ1 Long QT
- Gastroparesis & Chronic Intestinal Pseudo Obstruction
- Hemophagocytic Lymphohistiocytosis
- hearing loss
-Vaccine Injury (which provoked their EDS/Dysautonomia/MCAS)
- POTS/ Dysautonomia
- Mast cell activation disorder
- Ehlers Danlos Syndrome (hEDS)
- Acute Liver Failure
- Hemophagocytic Lymphohistiocytosis (HLH)/Macrophage Activation Syndrome (MAS)
She an ano-munchie who has been fucking with her lipids claiming she's allergic to them, and is currently on paediatric formula and TPN dependent. Because she's messed with her lipids for so long, she's munched her way into needing a liver transplant. However, because of COVID (procedures put on hold, and fewer available healthy donors) and the fact that she fucked herself over claiming anaphylaxis so often she's unlikely to actually get one. Luckily (by the Grace of God himself) she was conveniently able to tolerate the last type of lipid available to her.
This girl hits the "munchie-bingo" jackpot
- A whole assortment of various feeding tubes
- Port/ Hickman
- The "trifecta" (MCAS/EDS/POTS/Gastroparesis)
- Definitely hiding an eating disorder
- Vaccine Injury from Gardasil
- A proud WeBe warrior
- Vogmasks
- Brings stuffed animals to the ER
- Writes for "The Mighty"
- Overly Christian
spoiler: forever
Can eat bagels and donuts perfectly fine, yet relies on a feeding tube
Strap in guys, she's about to temporarily cure her Gastroparesis by being an insufferable vegan
Happy Christmas, here's a fucking mask.
"uncooperative medical professionals" = "doctors who won't just give me what I want"
She's gonna get real into this dramatic opaque overlay sort of thing in the future
Liver problems on the horizon - "decreasing her lipid to trace element ratio"
Currently she's claiming
- Cerebral folate deficiency
- Epstein-Barr virus
- Compound Heterozygous Mutations in TTC7A with an immune-mediated Inflammatory Bowel Disease-like process
- KNCQ1 Long QT
- Gastroparesis & Chronic Intestinal Pseudo Obstruction
- Hemophagocytic Lymphohistiocytosis
- hearing loss
-Vaccine Injury (which provoked their EDS/Dysautonomia/MCAS)
- POTS/ Dysautonomia
- Mast cell activation disorder
- Ehlers Danlos Syndrome (hEDS)
- Acute Liver Failure
- Hemophagocytic Lymphohistiocytosis (HLH)/Macrophage Activation Syndrome (MAS)
She an ano-munchie who has been fucking with her lipids claiming she's allergic to them, and is currently on paediatric formula and TPN dependent. Because she's messed with her lipids for so long, she's munched her way into needing a liver transplant. However, because of COVID (procedures put on hold, and fewer available healthy donors) and the fact that she fucked herself over claiming anaphylaxis so often she's unlikely to actually get one. Luckily (by the Grace of God himself) she was conveniently able to tolerate the last type of lipid available to her.
This girl hits the "munchie-bingo" jackpot
- A whole assortment of various feeding tubes
- Port/ Hickman
- The "trifecta" (MCAS/EDS/POTS/Gastroparesis)
- Definitely hiding an eating disorder
- Vaccine Injury from Gardasil
- A proud WeBe warrior
- Vogmasks
- Brings stuffed animals to the ER
- Writes for "The Mighty"
- Overly Christian
spoiler: forever
Can eat bagels and donuts perfectly fine, yet relies on a feeding tube
Strap in guys, she's about to temporarily cure her Gastroparesis by being an insufferable vegan
Happy Christmas, here's a fucking mask.
"uncooperative medical professionals" = "doctors who won't just give me what I want"
She's gonna get real into this dramatic opaque overlay sort of thing in the future
Liver problems on the horizon - "decreasing her lipid to trace element ratio"
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>documented munching all the way back to 2012
man
thinking about how this girl has literally thrown away 8 full years of her life on putting up this show, just for attention from hospital staff and asspats from internet strangers, makes me really fucking sad
such a gigantic waste of potential
HospiceHomie
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Don't bother reporting this tripleposting newfag. I can't merge because they've embedded so many videos UwU
Everything about this....
ft Chronically Jacquie
All her awful disorders were already there, now they're just super charged
ft Chronically Jacquie
All her awful disorders were already there, now they're just super charged
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HospiceHomie
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@atomictoastermobile you are spamming this thread with entire instagram accounts and youtube feeds jfc. Thumbnail your images and archive videos before posting.
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Can you sum up for me why you think this girl is a true munchie and not just a really unlucky dramatic teen girl? I don't quite see it.
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Hello, I need a break from CF faker drama, so have some nice predictable Trevino patient drama. We resume the Magical Munchie Tour in Tampa with Phoebe Stone d/b/a troybilt.the.service.pup on IG. Phoebe is a confirmed Trevinette with the usual diagnoses and toys including New Horizons dog plus some fun extras thrown in although she only goes to Disney Springs (shopping/restaurant complex) a few times and never to the parks. She's also just trolled the entire Florida munchie circle in a spectacular way and now everyone hates her except me. I fucking love her.
And with that I have just about maxed out KF's post limit, but this is a good place to stop because this is the turning point in Phoebe's story. After this she goes from a typical but dedicated Trevinette to unintentionally hilarious trolling of every zebra in Florida.
Phoebe posts a lot. Like, 20-30 posts on facebook, 20-30 insta stories on top of regular posts, pretty much every single day. I am sure I missed some great material by not following her stories because they were ~95% Jesus. But we will make do with what we have.
So, account starts in September 2018 when she got Troy-bilt, her New Horizons dog. She had a personal apparently but deleted it when she made Troy's. This means we have missed out on the early munching but thankfully, Phoebe cannot help but share every thought that crosses her mind. Don't worry, she fucks off with the "my dog is writing this instagram" bullshit. She is 20, married (married name: Marti), religious (but not yet the bible thumper she evolves into), she lives in Tampa, and she's very close with her parents and brother. Let's dig in.
Second post, she's gettin' the tilite already. At this point has not mentioned her alleged diagnoses, just vague claims of autoimmunity.
Dog got sick because they weren't paying attention and they had to make him yak, but really, it wasn't the poisoned SD that made them leave. It was Phoebe's oh-so-fragile health. Not many will try to one-up their dog's illnesses but here we are.
First named disease: RA. Okay, I know some people really do have RA bad enough to need a chair, maybe moreso a power chair than a manual but hey, I don't have RA, what do I know?
Second: POTS. Naturally.
#ivfluids, get that salt water! Because drinking with your dumb human mouth is for plebs
Dramatic and clearly posed napping at the doctor shot.
Why do they all sit on the nasty-ass floor when clean, freshly-papered seats are available? Tagging NCG syncope which is stupid common, something like 25% of gen pop will experience it. It's the thing that makes some people faint when they see blood (and also has a million other triggers). Also I would love to hear what those nurses said after she left.
This event is for an SCI organization that helps patients through PT and new technology. The highlight every year is that some of the individuals who are able walk (usually using crutches, frames, and/or whatever other aids they need) down a red carpet. Meanwhile Phoebe can walk and chooses to attend in a chair. Nice.
Another sitting-on-the-ground-in-public-place shot and now tagging #zebra
Pretty sure we've already run into gryffindogs before but we will circle back to her soon.
Please remember this photo when Phoebe begins complaining of all kinds of digestive issues soon.
Service dog meetup and that one on the far right is fucking terrified
Heckin' good boy alerts to her . . . narcolepsy. Yanno the Queen used to claim Harlow alerted to her "narcolepsy attacks" too. Also I have never heard of a doctor letting you nap in an exam room for two hours but you do you.
Noise cancelling headset for "sensory overload" where she becomes non-verbal and for this reason she is learning ASL. I asked some people who know more about this than me re: ASL and autism/SPD language issues. They said sign takes as much capacity as spoken word so if you are too overwhelmed to do one the odds are good you cannot do the other. Anyway she never talks about this again.
Mom's birthday, please pay attention to Phoebe. I will never get over these girls sitting on the dirty-ass ground when these parks have better places to sit and even lie down fucking everywhere. Also lol @ her trying not to smile in the photos.
Last time we see these headphones and she never talks about SPD again.
Yeah gonna guess the anxiety and panic attacks are what's driving your heart rate up along with being a sedentary fatass with a poor diet.
PTSD flashbacks, suicide attempts, but don't worry! The leash she ordered got here in time for her vacation so everything's fine.
more evidence of her excellent diet
Dog retrieving her medications because idk whatever. Teaching him forward momentum pulling apparently without a trainer, possibly without a joint evaluation.
Sitting on the hospital floor wearing pulse ox and some oxygen. I love how she basically gives away that she's put on this show for many audiences and all of them have told her "that's nice dear." It was very validating that this time they gave her oxygen and admitted her for testing.
Leave it is puppy obedience 101 and even a food-driven golden should be able to master it while they're still going through their puppy uglies yet these girls act like it's a huge achievement.
For christmas this year, Phoebe got a Tilite of her very own and a trip to Children's Hospital to pick it up
This caption is unintentionally hilarious
Ahh, some munchie back story. She wanted to get into a medical field (shocker) but her body said otherwise, she went from healthy enough to literally climb trees to wheelchair bound in a year, she has hella psychiatric problems, and her decline from healthy to dying coincides with her failed attempt at entering a medical field. Okie dokie. Still healthy enough to pick up a ~60 lb golden retriever.
In 2019 Phoebe would like a port for IV fluids and an oxygen machine.
10 days later, she scores a double lumen power line and a tegaderm allergy. Something about the new line and the dog on her chest while she's hooking up to infusions, augh.
Phoebe has lost a "tremendous amount of weight" and is now getting prescription drugs from her friends. Gets an infection right away and posted a million pics of her vanco ball.
A week after her central line, she's got her oxygen.
Hubby's step-mom's birthday; all attention to Phoebe please!
First time we see Phoebe without her cakeface and find out that she picks the FUCK out of her skin. Credit where credit's due, I did not know it was possible to hide this level of damage with makeup and I am impressed. Anyway, colonoscopy, endoscopy, found a polyp, gastritis, IBS, and for some reason given Reglan, a motility drug.
Lumens out! All those digestive problems and terrifying unexplained weight loss. Diet coke. Cool
Already having problems with her central line. For once, the "immuno-compromised" claim is true because she will later show off a mile-long list of meds including immunosupressants for her RA and other as-of-now undefined autoimmune disorders. Uses this to get a private waiting room at the hospital and take a nap.
Man she just seems so . . . needy. Like every time she reviews a business or something it's because someone spent a crazy amount of time waiting on her. Central line out, Oxygen on!
Pre-cancerous polyp in her pooper means no babies ever.
Happy valentine's day! Phoebe spent it in the ER bleeding from her butthole. How romantic! Hospital tells her she's fine, probably hemorrhoids, go home.
Pap gives her PTSD and she dissociates but here's some flowers from God.
She advocated for herself to get a proctology appointment and surprise! It's hemorrhoids. Enjoy her review of her welcoming and hilarious proctologist and let us never speak of her anus again.
Man there sure are some weird-lookin' goldens in Florida.
Yes because if there is an omnipotent being controlling all of the universe he is very concerned with building a custom dog for one failure-to-launch in Florida.
Hanging out with gryffindogs again, taking their dogs for some dog sports. I'm not going to dwell on Mel but she did tons of homework before choosing a breeder and is a big deal in Florida dog sports. Her dog has won titles no other golden has ever won in the history of AKC dog sports. Her friendship with Phoebe is real weird because Mel is openly critical both of NHSD's breeding lines and their training program and to that end, she and Phoebe are most definitely no longer friends.
She’s walking faster because she’s not in her wheelchair or on oxygen and needs a special mobility harness for the dog so she will walk slower. Yeah that makes perfect sense. I get what she’s saying – that she’s afraid people will call her out as a faker if she doesn’t have her other flashy “i am sick” accessories. Also how do these girls always run into other teams and immediately determine whether or not they are legitimate?
Gets that EDS diagnosis and where has she tagged herself? Clearwater! Home of Scientologists and the good doctor Miguel Trevino!
She basically just stands around in these videos. First stage of training for Canine Good Citizen. This is where Mel trains her dogs.
First time I've seen one beg for a grooming tub and table but Mel has one so I guess Phoebe needs one. i don't think she ever receives it.
Separated from the hubs now and apparently all these girls are backstabbing bitches.
Hanging out with Mel and a whole bunch of other girls in their 20s with service dogs at Disney Springs. Gee whiz.
"more faithful than any wedding ring."
The center she's tagged at does imaging including nuclear medicine and gastro/swallowing disorders. Also note that Troy now has on an unmarked heavy leather harness instead of his NHSD vest.
Chiro. I assume this is not a good idea with real EDS but apparently in some cases it can be used to help patients as a component of a larger care plan. It doesn't matter because Phoebe doesn't have EDS.
Gettin that alimony. Gonna guess this conversation did not actually go like this.
Can't use a leash because leashes are haaard. Anyway she puts up a hundred generic pics of her dog with song lyrics during the divorce saga so moving on, moving on.
I mean there are a lot of reasons your heart rate would be elevated like that. Caffeine, increased activity, anxiety, medications . . .
All those digestive problems, still scarfing fast food.
Unfortunately this is NOT the start of a gender crisis saga.
Hotspot, really common in goldens. Devoting to something new and exciting in her life.
New man in her life.
posts all these cringey poems about her dog. For a while she's real boring.
More fast food even though she's now going for a GP diagnosis and oh look. It's Alex. Also this tongue-poking behavior with your line hanging out is probably not something one with a seriously compromised immune system would want to do but I mean, okay. Working on stopping the skin-picking.
Got rear ended. Don't worry, the doggo was safe at home. Why is someone who passes out all the time driving anyway? Or has she now dropped constant fainting from her story?
Again one-upping her dog when he's sick, wtf. The one hotspot has now progressed to "rampant." Also Holy Facetune, Batman!
MRSA, a flare from the car crash but thank god, she's letting the dog heal from his sores instead of dragging him around when he's sick. In case you were wondering about the vet appointment, Phoebe cheerfully specifies that she has not sought veterinary care until now when they're "rampant." I think Alex is the dude poking her tongue and not the Alex with Levi since she lives across the state.
First mention of MCAS. The confessed compulsive skin-picker had "EDS healing problems" with the skin around her new line and it mysteriously became dislodged so it had to be replaced.
Around here her line "slipped" again and she once again had it replaced.
Got the legal ganj. Kids these days can't even get themselves a weed man.
Around this time we are treated to this list of diagnoses and medications.
holy shit. Okay. We have a mix of the exceedingly common (GERD, asthma, oral allergy syndrome, RLS, PCOS, NCG syncope, Raynaud's), the usual suspects (EDS, MCAS, POTS, GP), the vague favorites (fibro, CPRS, IBS, immunodeficiency, CTD/dysautonomia with named variants already dx'd), the psychiatric and neurological (ADHD, bipolar II, severe insomnia AND narcolepsy, OCD, PTSD, SPD), and the autoimmune/autoinflammatory (Still's, Hashimoto's, psoriasis, erythema nodosum, RA, sjogren's). Several of these are obvious contradictions. I am so confused. She's on acne gel, asthma meds, benzos, amphetamines, antipsychotics, so many goddamned cardiac meds, synthroid, birth control, anticonvulsants, biologics, antihistamines, steroids, antacids, and antiemitics. Putting aside that she can easily abuse some of these to get a desired result (like ventolin + amphetamines to send her heartrate through the roof) some of them are also known to cause inflammatory issues like hypersensitivity vasculitis and medication-induced lupus and I'm going to guess in combination it's even more likely. This list was dated August 29, 2019.
Shock and awe, it's hospital time. She reports to us from day 9 of a hospital stay with what looks like a really long list of horrible complaints but is actually just three problems she has stretched out into 12 bulletin points: pneumonia with pleural effusion and pneumothorax, anemia and potassium deficiencies from diarrhea that made her literally shit the bed, and sepsis following a line infection that she probably induced on purpose. Then lists a bunch of scary things like pulmonary embolism and congestive heart failure that she could have had but did not. Despite all these problems the fucking dog is on her bed.
We also get a classic hospital sleeping photo with some very GI-friendly snacks on display
Central line removed again so now she cannot eat or drink enough to survive.
This post is not at all interesting but the comments are. Someone with an owner-trained rottweiler puppy “service dog in training” for her anxiety is calling out other people for having fake service dogs. A quick browse of her (?) insta shows this is a pattern and she picks fights with all the other fakers she sees. These girls.
What do you want to bet every dog here is owned by a 20-something year old white chick with no visible issues other than perhaps obesity?
Yes, you read that correctly! She laid down on the floor of a nasty-ass public bathroom at the mall. At least they took her central line away
Paige had the sad walrus look; Phoebe has the sad panda look. So her eye areas here are clearly fucked up, not just red but also crusty and swollen, but also she has already shown she will destroy her face-skin. A few people I discussed this with seem to think it's a mix of pinching/scratching/rubbing/bruising her eyes and exposing herself to some kind of face cream or something that she's allergic to. I really have no clue so discuss, I guess.
Describes it as mast cell "burns" which kinda puts some weight behind the reaction/chemical burn theory. Also fluid in her lungs which came on just in time for her to have to cancel her job interview. Ends up with another infection and fluid in her lungs again. Hilariously tries to blame this on her rheumatologist refusing to keep prescribing her biologics for RA she doesn't have and now she's going to DIE because she'll keep getting infections! Except biologics suppress your immune system and make you more prone to infections. Also lol @ mcdonalds in the background.
Got the sepsis again. Jesusing intensifies.
Narcolepsy is back in style
Gets a second-hand powerchair that is not fitted for her and this is much better because she doesn't have to exercise to use it. "Wasn't able to navigate the terrain" in her tilite. Guys Florida is the flattest state in the US. Other than the panhandle right near the Alabammy border pretty much the entire state is just flat. Where she is is basically at sea level. And she lives in a suburban development that appears from her own video to be well-paved and to have ramped curbs for wheelchair users. What in the hell terrain is she fighting here?
Central line is back.
She puts her dog in a bright red leotard and boots and gets mad when someone talks about it. Decides this is because she’s in a wheelchair and her face is showing the pain of her struggle to stay in her chair because she needs to use her core muscles to do that.
Obligatory suicide bait
A few weeks ago she was going to die because she couldn't drink or eat enough to stay alive and she needed a powerchair to navigate the wild terrain of suburbia. Now doing shots of whiskey and making her dog help her drunk ass stay upright.
And another hospital vacation. Central line gone again and she does not get it replaced this time. And our GP warrior has a nice pizza party while she's there.
Doesn't understand that her cab fare was one way, over draws her bank account buying weed, blames it on cab company.
Eating lunchables, because nothing says "major GI problems" like highly processed meats, cheeses, crackers, candy, and sugar water packaged for children.
Pheebs is fasting and Troy has gone raw. The woman who just chimped out over a few bucks' cab fare and screeches about her destroyed immune system is now spending $75 on bacteria-ridden raw meat to cut up for her dog.
"there's nothing wrong with his paw! He's just licking it frequently!"
Next post: dog is in the emergency vet for ear infections and Phoebe begs for the fees. Now okay, allergy dogs can go from "small hotspot" to "explosive ear infection" very quickly. But she knows he's an allergy dog, she had several days of warning that his allergies were acting up since the "he's just licking" post was days before this one, and it appears she just radically changed his diet which is an obscenely poor choice if you have an allergy dog. Salty that NHSD won't pay for the vet fees and someone tries to blame them for giving her a dog with a genetic condition.
SPEWNIE CRIMBO. We got some grown up coloring books, hemp lotion, tiger balm, epsom salts, a giant pill organizer, and a tub full of candy. The ring looks like one of those spinner rings to keep your hands busy. There was another slide with heated and weighted blankets but I forgot to cap it and do not feel like going back.
And a bicycle. Needs a powerchair to navigate the difficult terrain of whatever post-war subdivision she lives in . . . but can pedal a bike and stand upright on the pedals while coasting.
Takes her dog to one of those dine-in movie theaters. Chubby bald tongue-poker has been replaced.
Despite her atrocious health, terrible joints, and need for a power chair, Phoebe shows a video of her riding her bike at a decent clip while holding the camera steady in one hand and talking to the dog.
Her dog is always “side sitting” or "puppy sitting" with his legs out to one side instead of tucked under and squared. Even when she gives the sit command he goes into this side sit almost immediately. This can be a huge red flag that there are joint problems like arthritis, hip dysplasia, or luxating patellae, all common in goldens and if he has any of these and she's using him for heavy mobility she is going to cripple this poor animal.
Manual chair is back. I guess the secondhand power chair with duct tape keeping it together wasn't her style.
Solumedrol is a steroid and tachycardia is one of the many side effects it can cause. On the hospital floor with her weak immune system next to her dirty-ass shoes and her dog who’s been walking all over town.
But mommy and daddy bought her weed for Valentine's Day so it's all good. Claims she is down from 25 medications down to 6 which is cool if it's true but if she actually had all the conditions she claims then weed is not going to replace a lot of those meds. Also remember when she claimed asthma bad enough to need Xolair? This is definitely smoking material, not a tincture or edible.
Phoebe talks about what a good person she is that even though she and her friend here had a disagreement and ended their friendship she still went to visit her.
Almost a year after she started, Troy finally gets his CGC.
In mid-March, she reintroduces herself, now claiming SLE.
Her friend took her dog into a convenience mart with no markings on his harness indicating he was a service dog, baiting shops to give them access issues while hiding behind the ADA because don't legally have to mark your SD. Right but there's no reason not to. Screeched on social media until minimum wage workers groveled and gave them free sugar water.
In late March, Phoebe said that she was going to try to get her shit together and get back to work.
Now on Benlysta, an immunosuppresive biologic for lupus
On the final day of March she happily announces that she finally got her custom Permobil power chair and can get back to life! These things start around $5k and go up to $20k depending on base model and how many bells n' whistles one purchases. She seems to have gotten the Mid-Wheel M3 Corpus with Active Reach and lift functions so
And here are some blood test results which, holy moly, that doesn't look good. Maybe she's for realzies sick this time. Apparently her kidneys are also either super infected or failing entirely.
So, account starts in September 2018 when she got Troy-bilt, her New Horizons dog. She had a personal apparently but deleted it when she made Troy's. This means we have missed out on the early munching but thankfully, Phoebe cannot help but share every thought that crosses her mind. Don't worry, she fucks off with the "my dog is writing this instagram" bullshit. She is 20, married (married name: Marti), religious (but not yet the bible thumper she evolves into), she lives in Tampa, and she's very close with her parents and brother. Let's dig in.
Second post, she's gettin' the tilite already. At this point has not mentioned her alleged diagnoses, just vague claims of autoimmunity.
Dog got sick because they weren't paying attention and they had to make him yak, but really, it wasn't the poisoned SD that made them leave. It was Phoebe's oh-so-fragile health. Not many will try to one-up their dog's illnesses but here we are.
First named disease: RA. Okay, I know some people really do have RA bad enough to need a chair, maybe moreso a power chair than a manual but hey, I don't have RA, what do I know?
Second: POTS. Naturally.
#ivfluids, get that salt water! Because drinking with your dumb human mouth is for plebs
Dramatic and clearly posed napping at the doctor shot.
Why do they all sit on the nasty-ass floor when clean, freshly-papered seats are available? Tagging NCG syncope which is stupid common, something like 25% of gen pop will experience it. It's the thing that makes some people faint when they see blood (and also has a million other triggers). Also I would love to hear what those nurses said after she left.
This event is for an SCI organization that helps patients through PT and new technology. The highlight every year is that some of the individuals who are able walk (usually using crutches, frames, and/or whatever other aids they need) down a red carpet. Meanwhile Phoebe can walk and chooses to attend in a chair. Nice.
Another sitting-on-the-ground-in-public-place shot and now tagging #zebra
Pretty sure we've already run into gryffindogs before but we will circle back to her soon.
Please remember this photo when Phoebe begins complaining of all kinds of digestive issues soon.
Service dog meetup and that one on the far right is fucking terrified
Heckin' good boy alerts to her . . . narcolepsy. Yanno the Queen used to claim Harlow alerted to her "narcolepsy attacks" too. Also I have never heard of a doctor letting you nap in an exam room for two hours but you do you.
Noise cancelling headset for "sensory overload" where she becomes non-verbal and for this reason she is learning ASL. I asked some people who know more about this than me re: ASL and autism/SPD language issues. They said sign takes as much capacity as spoken word so if you are too overwhelmed to do one the odds are good you cannot do the other. Anyway she never talks about this again.
Mom's birthday, please pay attention to Phoebe. I will never get over these girls sitting on the dirty-ass ground when these parks have better places to sit and even lie down fucking everywhere. Also lol @ her trying not to smile in the photos.
Last time we see these headphones and she never talks about SPD again.
Yeah gonna guess the anxiety and panic attacks are what's driving your heart rate up along with being a sedentary fatass with a poor diet.
PTSD flashbacks, suicide attempts, but don't worry! The leash she ordered got here in time for her vacation so everything's fine.
more evidence of her excellent diet
Dog retrieving her medications because idk whatever. Teaching him forward momentum pulling apparently without a trainer, possibly without a joint evaluation.
Sitting on the hospital floor wearing pulse ox and some oxygen. I love how she basically gives away that she's put on this show for many audiences and all of them have told her "that's nice dear." It was very validating that this time they gave her oxygen and admitted her for testing.
Leave it is puppy obedience 101 and even a food-driven golden should be able to master it while they're still going through their puppy uglies yet these girls act like it's a huge achievement.
For christmas this year, Phoebe got a Tilite of her very own and a trip to Children's Hospital to pick it up
This caption is unintentionally hilarious
Ahh, some munchie back story. She wanted to get into a medical field (shocker) but her body said otherwise, she went from healthy enough to literally climb trees to wheelchair bound in a year, she has hella psychiatric problems, and her decline from healthy to dying coincides with her failed attempt at entering a medical field. Okie dokie. Still healthy enough to pick up a ~60 lb golden retriever.
In 2019 Phoebe would like a port for IV fluids and an oxygen machine.
10 days later, she scores a double lumen power line and a tegaderm allergy. Something about the new line and the dog on her chest while she's hooking up to infusions, augh.
Phoebe has lost a "tremendous amount of weight" and is now getting prescription drugs from her friends. Gets an infection right away and posted a million pics of her vanco ball.
A week after her central line, she's got her oxygen.
Hubby's step-mom's birthday; all attention to Phoebe please!
First time we see Phoebe without her cakeface and find out that she picks the FUCK out of her skin. Credit where credit's due, I did not know it was possible to hide this level of damage with makeup and I am impressed. Anyway, colonoscopy, endoscopy, found a polyp, gastritis, IBS, and for some reason given Reglan, a motility drug.
Lumens out! All those digestive problems and terrifying unexplained weight loss. Diet coke. Cool
Already having problems with her central line. For once, the "immuno-compromised" claim is true because she will later show off a mile-long list of meds including immunosupressants for her RA and other as-of-now undefined autoimmune disorders. Uses this to get a private waiting room at the hospital and take a nap.
Man she just seems so . . . needy. Like every time she reviews a business or something it's because someone spent a crazy amount of time waiting on her. Central line out, Oxygen on!
Pre-cancerous polyp in her pooper means no babies ever.
Happy valentine's day! Phoebe spent it in the ER bleeding from her butthole. How romantic! Hospital tells her she's fine, probably hemorrhoids, go home.
Pap gives her PTSD and she dissociates but here's some flowers from God.
She advocated for herself to get a proctology appointment and surprise! It's hemorrhoids. Enjoy her review of her welcoming and hilarious proctologist and let us never speak of her anus again.
Man there sure are some weird-lookin' goldens in Florida.
Yes because if there is an omnipotent being controlling all of the universe he is very concerned with building a custom dog for one failure-to-launch in Florida.
Hanging out with gryffindogs again, taking their dogs for some dog sports. I'm not going to dwell on Mel but she did tons of homework before choosing a breeder and is a big deal in Florida dog sports. Her dog has won titles no other golden has ever won in the history of AKC dog sports. Her friendship with Phoebe is real weird because Mel is openly critical both of NHSD's breeding lines and their training program and to that end, she and Phoebe are most definitely no longer friends.
She’s walking faster because she’s not in her wheelchair or on oxygen and needs a special mobility harness for the dog so she will walk slower. Yeah that makes perfect sense. I get what she’s saying – that she’s afraid people will call her out as a faker if she doesn’t have her other flashy “i am sick” accessories. Also how do these girls always run into other teams and immediately determine whether or not they are legitimate?
Gets that EDS diagnosis and where has she tagged herself? Clearwater! Home of Scientologists and the good doctor Miguel Trevino!
She basically just stands around in these videos. First stage of training for Canine Good Citizen. This is where Mel trains her dogs.
First time I've seen one beg for a grooming tub and table but Mel has one so I guess Phoebe needs one. i don't think she ever receives it.
Separated from the hubs now and apparently all these girls are backstabbing bitches.
Hanging out with Mel and a whole bunch of other girls in their 20s with service dogs at Disney Springs. Gee whiz.
"more faithful than any wedding ring."
The center she's tagged at does imaging including nuclear medicine and gastro/swallowing disorders. Also note that Troy now has on an unmarked heavy leather harness instead of his NHSD vest.
Chiro. I assume this is not a good idea with real EDS but apparently in some cases it can be used to help patients as a component of a larger care plan. It doesn't matter because Phoebe doesn't have EDS.
Gettin that alimony. Gonna guess this conversation did not actually go like this.
Can't use a leash because leashes are haaard. Anyway she puts up a hundred generic pics of her dog with song lyrics during the divorce saga so moving on, moving on.
I mean there are a lot of reasons your heart rate would be elevated like that. Caffeine, increased activity, anxiety, medications . . .
All those digestive problems, still scarfing fast food.
Unfortunately this is NOT the start of a gender crisis saga.
Hotspot, really common in goldens. Devoting to something new and exciting in her life.
New man in her life.
posts all these cringey poems about her dog. For a while she's real boring.
More fast food even though she's now going for a GP diagnosis and oh look. It's Alex. Also this tongue-poking behavior with your line hanging out is probably not something one with a seriously compromised immune system would want to do but I mean, okay. Working on stopping the skin-picking.
Got rear ended. Don't worry, the doggo was safe at home. Why is someone who passes out all the time driving anyway? Or has she now dropped constant fainting from her story?
Again one-upping her dog when he's sick, wtf. The one hotspot has now progressed to "rampant." Also Holy Facetune, Batman!
MRSA, a flare from the car crash but thank god, she's letting the dog heal from his sores instead of dragging him around when he's sick. In case you were wondering about the vet appointment, Phoebe cheerfully specifies that she has not sought veterinary care until now when they're "rampant." I think Alex is the dude poking her tongue and not the Alex with Levi since she lives across the state.
First mention of MCAS. The confessed compulsive skin-picker had "EDS healing problems" with the skin around her new line and it mysteriously became dislodged so it had to be replaced.
Around here her line "slipped" again and she once again had it replaced.
Got the legal ganj. Kids these days can't even get themselves a weed man.
Around this time we are treated to this list of diagnoses and medications.
holy shit. Okay. We have a mix of the exceedingly common (GERD, asthma, oral allergy syndrome, RLS, PCOS, NCG syncope, Raynaud's), the usual suspects (EDS, MCAS, POTS, GP), the vague favorites (fibro, CPRS, IBS, immunodeficiency, CTD/dysautonomia with named variants already dx'd), the psychiatric and neurological (ADHD, bipolar II, severe insomnia AND narcolepsy, OCD, PTSD, SPD), and the autoimmune/autoinflammatory (Still's, Hashimoto's, psoriasis, erythema nodosum, RA, sjogren's). Several of these are obvious contradictions. I am so confused. She's on acne gel, asthma meds, benzos, amphetamines, antipsychotics, so many goddamned cardiac meds, synthroid, birth control, anticonvulsants, biologics, antihistamines, steroids, antacids, and antiemitics. Putting aside that she can easily abuse some of these to get a desired result (like ventolin + amphetamines to send her heartrate through the roof) some of them are also known to cause inflammatory issues like hypersensitivity vasculitis and medication-induced lupus and I'm going to guess in combination it's even more likely. This list was dated August 29, 2019.
Shock and awe, it's hospital time. She reports to us from day 9 of a hospital stay with what looks like a really long list of horrible complaints but is actually just three problems she has stretched out into 12 bulletin points: pneumonia with pleural effusion and pneumothorax, anemia and potassium deficiencies from diarrhea that made her literally shit the bed, and sepsis following a line infection that she probably induced on purpose. Then lists a bunch of scary things like pulmonary embolism and congestive heart failure that she could have had but did not. Despite all these problems the fucking dog is on her bed.
We also get a classic hospital sleeping photo with some very GI-friendly snacks on display
Central line removed again so now she cannot eat or drink enough to survive.
This post is not at all interesting but the comments are. Someone with an owner-trained rottweiler puppy “service dog in training” for her anxiety is calling out other people for having fake service dogs. A quick browse of her (?) insta shows this is a pattern and she picks fights with all the other fakers she sees. These girls.
What do you want to bet every dog here is owned by a 20-something year old white chick with no visible issues other than perhaps obesity?
Yes, you read that correctly! She laid down on the floor of a nasty-ass public bathroom at the mall. At least they took her central line away
Paige had the sad walrus look; Phoebe has the sad panda look. So her eye areas here are clearly fucked up, not just red but also crusty and swollen, but also she has already shown she will destroy her face-skin. A few people I discussed this with seem to think it's a mix of pinching/scratching/rubbing/bruising her eyes and exposing herself to some kind of face cream or something that she's allergic to. I really have no clue so discuss, I guess.
Describes it as mast cell "burns" which kinda puts some weight behind the reaction/chemical burn theory. Also fluid in her lungs which came on just in time for her to have to cancel her job interview. Ends up with another infection and fluid in her lungs again. Hilariously tries to blame this on her rheumatologist refusing to keep prescribing her biologics for RA she doesn't have and now she's going to DIE because she'll keep getting infections! Except biologics suppress your immune system and make you more prone to infections. Also lol @ mcdonalds in the background.
Got the sepsis again. Jesusing intensifies.
Narcolepsy is back in style
Gets a second-hand powerchair that is not fitted for her and this is much better because she doesn't have to exercise to use it. "Wasn't able to navigate the terrain" in her tilite. Guys Florida is the flattest state in the US. Other than the panhandle right near the Alabammy border pretty much the entire state is just flat. Where she is is basically at sea level. And she lives in a suburban development that appears from her own video to be well-paved and to have ramped curbs for wheelchair users. What in the hell terrain is she fighting here?
Central line is back.
She puts her dog in a bright red leotard and boots and gets mad when someone talks about it. Decides this is because she’s in a wheelchair and her face is showing the pain of her struggle to stay in her chair because she needs to use her core muscles to do that.
Obligatory suicide bait
A few weeks ago she was going to die because she couldn't drink or eat enough to stay alive and she needed a powerchair to navigate the wild terrain of suburbia. Now doing shots of whiskey and making her dog help her drunk ass stay upright.
And another hospital vacation. Central line gone again and she does not get it replaced this time. And our GP warrior has a nice pizza party while she's there.
Doesn't understand that her cab fare was one way, over draws her bank account buying weed, blames it on cab company.
Eating lunchables, because nothing says "major GI problems" like highly processed meats, cheeses, crackers, candy, and sugar water packaged for children.
Pheebs is fasting and Troy has gone raw. The woman who just chimped out over a few bucks' cab fare and screeches about her destroyed immune system is now spending $75 on bacteria-ridden raw meat to cut up for her dog.
"there's nothing wrong with his paw! He's just licking it frequently!"
Next post: dog is in the emergency vet for ear infections and Phoebe begs for the fees. Now okay, allergy dogs can go from "small hotspot" to "explosive ear infection" very quickly. But she knows he's an allergy dog, she had several days of warning that his allergies were acting up since the "he's just licking" post was days before this one, and it appears she just radically changed his diet which is an obscenely poor choice if you have an allergy dog. Salty that NHSD won't pay for the vet fees and someone tries to blame them for giving her a dog with a genetic condition.
SPEWNIE CRIMBO. We got some grown up coloring books, hemp lotion, tiger balm, epsom salts, a giant pill organizer, and a tub full of candy. The ring looks like one of those spinner rings to keep your hands busy. There was another slide with heated and weighted blankets but I forgot to cap it and do not feel like going back.
And a bicycle. Needs a powerchair to navigate the difficult terrain of whatever post-war subdivision she lives in . . . but can pedal a bike and stand upright on the pedals while coasting.
Takes her dog to one of those dine-in movie theaters. Chubby bald tongue-poker has been replaced.
Despite her atrocious health, terrible joints, and need for a power chair, Phoebe shows a video of her riding her bike at a decent clip while holding the camera steady in one hand and talking to the dog.
Her dog is always “side sitting” or "puppy sitting" with his legs out to one side instead of tucked under and squared. Even when she gives the sit command he goes into this side sit almost immediately. This can be a huge red flag that there are joint problems like arthritis, hip dysplasia, or luxating patellae, all common in goldens and if he has any of these and she's using him for heavy mobility she is going to cripple this poor animal.
Manual chair is back. I guess the secondhand power chair with duct tape keeping it together wasn't her style.
Solumedrol is a steroid and tachycardia is one of the many side effects it can cause. On the hospital floor with her weak immune system next to her dirty-ass shoes and her dog who’s been walking all over town.
But mommy and daddy bought her weed for Valentine's Day so it's all good. Claims she is down from 25 medications down to 6 which is cool if it's true but if she actually had all the conditions she claims then weed is not going to replace a lot of those meds. Also remember when she claimed asthma bad enough to need Xolair? This is definitely smoking material, not a tincture or edible.
Phoebe talks about what a good person she is that even though she and her friend here had a disagreement and ended their friendship she still went to visit her.
Almost a year after she started, Troy finally gets his CGC.
In mid-March, she reintroduces herself, now claiming SLE.
Her friend took her dog into a convenience mart with no markings on his harness indicating he was a service dog, baiting shops to give them access issues while hiding behind the ADA because don't legally have to mark your SD. Right but there's no reason not to. Screeched on social media until minimum wage workers groveled and gave them free sugar water.
In late March, Phoebe said that she was going to try to get her shit together and get back to work.
Now on Benlysta, an immunosuppresive biologic for lupus
On the final day of March she happily announces that she finally got her custom Permobil power chair and can get back to life! These things start around $5k and go up to $20k depending on base model and how many bells n' whistles one purchases. She seems to have gotten the Mid-Wheel M3 Corpus with Active Reach and lift functions so
And here are some blood test results which, holy moly, that doesn't look good. Maybe she's for realzies sick this time. Apparently her kidneys are also either super infected or failing entirely.
And with that I have just about maxed out KF's post limit, but this is a good place to stop because this is the turning point in Phoebe's story. After this she goes from a typical but dedicated Trevinette to unintentionally hilarious trolling of every zebra in Florida.
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i love the part where she claims she is malnourished, even though her diagnosis/med list clearly shows her at 250 lbs at 5" 6'. Thats a bmi of 40 but yeah, the dainty lil frail lil darling is malnourished. ( yes obese people can be malnourished but thats because they eat total crap by choice. So sorry, no pity points for that.)
- Joined
- Feb 21, 2018
Part two of Phoebe Stone. When we left, she was in a bad flare and possibly kidney failure, she had just graduated from the tilite to a fancy power chair, her central line has been pulled and not replaced after she repeatedly got sepsis or yanked them out, and she smokes a lot of weed. Pretty standard Trevino business. But after this, Phoebe undergoes a hilarious plot twist - that she herself acknowledges is a plot twist.
And with this plot twist, salt flows from the rest of the Trevino crew like wine at a bachelorette party.
There we have it. The munchie who inadvertently trolled all the other Trevinettes and the first time I am laughing with the subject, not at her. Bless you, Phoebe! Shine on you crazy diamond!
And with this plot twist, salt flows from the rest of the Trevino crew like wine at a bachelorette party.
As I said in part 1, I did not go through her stories like, at all, because behold: the mind-numbing shit she posts all day every day. Do you see how many slides that is? The first 10 were bible study shots and the rest were photos of her playing fetch with her dog punctuated by videos where she stares at the camera while Christian music plays. I am but one Shill and i do not have the patience to sit here for this.
But in early April I browsed them occasionally and after announcing the bad results of her latest labs, she decided to take her health into her own hands. She was starting to exercise, her skin was improving, changing her diet, tracking her water consumption.. I mean she's still eating junk sometimes and smoking tons of weed but yanno, we all have our vices and overall she's made a huge improvement.
She posted this updated list of ailments that now includes Lupus and MALS (really?) and of all things, intermittent explosive disorder but it's shorter than her last list. She's also continuing to reduce her medications. She's left her wheelchair and her dog at home while running errands and survived. I seriously almost didn't post her just because it felt wrong to put her on KF when she's making so many changes in her life.
The thing is, I'm not posting her because of her Trevino antics. See, Phoebe wants to be better now, but since she spent so much time saying she was on death's door with a thousand infections and autoimmune conditions and now kidney failure, she can't very well just say she decided not to be sick anymore. Phoebe's excuse for why she is suddenly making this great recovery is that God told her if she stopped taking her medications, using her mobility aids, and seeing all of her doctors including Trevino, He would heal her. So on April 8 she stopped everything and God granted her health! Yes, my friends, we have a munchie miracle on our hands.
She apologized for being a massive entitled bitch to everyone, called out callout culture, and forgave people who she formerly fought with (but continued to be an entitled bitch).
Makes some vaguely sexual posts about God and boy, does He reward her for it!
God cured her bipolar disorder.
God made her stop biting her nails.
God made sure she got her preferred color of leotard for her dog.
God told her to go buy CBD oil and gave her a coupon for 20% off
And sold her a vintage jacket on eBay for a reasonable price.
God also created this pandemic so that Phoebe can save money to "bless" people and idk made her bad at math so she would be pleasantly surprised when there was money in her account. It appears God sits around waiting to hear what Phoebe, specifically, would like at the current moment.
He made sure she got a good deal on her eczema lotion.
And started to fix her skin.
Actually, he cured everything! I still cannot figure out what the fuck she did to her eyes.
And here's her latest bloodwork, proving either that God loves her most of all or that her health problems were primarily induced by overmedication, fucking with her CVC, and poor lifestyle choices.
Recently Phoebe has asked god for a specific automobile in a specific color (one not offered by the mfg!) When she first posted this I thought it was a clever mockery of Christians who ask God for extremely specific and expensive material things and then lose faith when He doesn't pony up. But no, she is dead fucking serious that God is going to give her this specific SUV in this specific color, fully loaded or bust. I just... she's magnificent!
As of the past few days Phoebe is trying to get a normal entry job at Publix, seems to be debating retiring Troybilt or keeping him around for her real psychiatric issues, and exercising daily at night when she's less likely to be overwhelmed by Florida's oppressive heat and humidity therefore allowing her to go further and faster. Her heart rate is regulating as she conditions her body, fixes her diet, and improves her stamina.
Most recently she has shared the good news with her grandparents who seemed totally fucking confused and then moaned about not being able to go to church.
She's now no longer wearing cakeface and her skin looks normal. I mean, scars from old picking but not the mess she's been sporting for nigh on two years.
I have to say this may be my favorite plot line of all time. Because to the non- or less-religious amongst us who think about the situation logically, she's proving Trevino gave her diagnoses of disorders she never had and gave her toys and pumped her full of drugs she didn't need. Therefore through her miracle healing she is calling the fact that he gave all of them the same diagnoses, medications, and toys into question and they have absolutely noticed this. Veiled comments about how now that she's not playing sick they don't like her anymore and have turned on her like a pack of wolves. I'm not lying here, I fucking love this. In her adorable attempt to make people believe God is working miracles, she has inadvertently shown that Trevino will diagnose anyone, give them a wheelchair, and punch holes in their bodies as long as they have the cash.
But in early April I browsed them occasionally and after announcing the bad results of her latest labs, she decided to take her health into her own hands. She was starting to exercise, her skin was improving, changing her diet, tracking her water consumption.. I mean she's still eating junk sometimes and smoking tons of weed but yanno, we all have our vices and overall she's made a huge improvement.
She posted this updated list of ailments that now includes Lupus and MALS (really?) and of all things, intermittent explosive disorder but it's shorter than her last list. She's also continuing to reduce her medications. She's left her wheelchair and her dog at home while running errands and survived. I seriously almost didn't post her just because it felt wrong to put her on KF when she's making so many changes in her life.
The thing is, I'm not posting her because of her Trevino antics. See, Phoebe wants to be better now, but since she spent so much time saying she was on death's door with a thousand infections and autoimmune conditions and now kidney failure, she can't very well just say she decided not to be sick anymore. Phoebe's excuse for why she is suddenly making this great recovery is that God told her if she stopped taking her medications, using her mobility aids, and seeing all of her doctors including Trevino, He would heal her. So on April 8 she stopped everything and God granted her health! Yes, my friends, we have a munchie miracle on our hands.
She apologized for being a massive entitled bitch to everyone, called out callout culture, and forgave people who she formerly fought with (but continued to be an entitled bitch).
Makes some vaguely sexual posts about God and boy, does He reward her for it!
God cured her bipolar disorder.
God made her stop biting her nails.
God made sure she got her preferred color of leotard for her dog.
God told her to go buy CBD oil and gave her a coupon for 20% off
And sold her a vintage jacket on eBay for a reasonable price.
God also created this pandemic so that Phoebe can save money to "bless" people and idk made her bad at math so she would be pleasantly surprised when there was money in her account. It appears God sits around waiting to hear what Phoebe, specifically, would like at the current moment.
He made sure she got a good deal on her eczema lotion.
And started to fix her skin.
Actually, he cured everything! I still cannot figure out what the fuck she did to her eyes.
And here's her latest bloodwork, proving either that God loves her most of all or that her health problems were primarily induced by overmedication, fucking with her CVC, and poor lifestyle choices.
Recently Phoebe has asked god for a specific automobile in a specific color (one not offered by the mfg!) When she first posted this I thought it was a clever mockery of Christians who ask God for extremely specific and expensive material things and then lose faith when He doesn't pony up. But no, she is dead fucking serious that God is going to give her this specific SUV in this specific color, fully loaded or bust. I just... she's magnificent!
As of the past few days Phoebe is trying to get a normal entry job at Publix, seems to be debating retiring Troybilt or keeping him around for her real psychiatric issues, and exercising daily at night when she's less likely to be overwhelmed by Florida's oppressive heat and humidity therefore allowing her to go further and faster. Her heart rate is regulating as she conditions her body, fixes her diet, and improves her stamina.
Most recently she has shared the good news with her grandparents who seemed totally fucking confused and then moaned about not being able to go to church.
She's now no longer wearing cakeface and her skin looks normal. I mean, scars from old picking but not the mess she's been sporting for nigh on two years.
I have to say this may be my favorite plot line of all time. Because to the non- or less-religious amongst us who think about the situation logically, she's proving Trevino gave her diagnoses of disorders she never had and gave her toys and pumped her full of drugs she didn't need. Therefore through her miracle healing she is calling the fact that he gave all of them the same diagnoses, medications, and toys into question and they have absolutely noticed this. Veiled comments about how now that she's not playing sick they don't like her anymore and have turned on her like a pack of wolves. I'm not lying here, I fucking love this. In her adorable attempt to make people believe God is working miracles, she has inadvertently shown that Trevino will diagnose anyone, give them a wheelchair, and punch holes in their bodies as long as they have the cash.
There we have it. The munchie who inadvertently trolled all the other Trevinettes and the first time I am laughing with the subject, not at her. Bless you, Phoebe! Shine on you crazy diamond!
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- Jul 18, 2019
I'm thinking those amphetamines on her med list can't possibly be good for her Dermatillomania. Also, I'm curious what she might have put around her eyes to cause those burns because it sure looked topical and not because of an allergic reaction. Can a cream or something your allergic to cause burns that bad?
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- Feb 21, 2018
i guess if you know you have some kind of contact dermatitis reaction to something like a certain eye cream and then apply it a bunch of times in a row you can rack up some damage like that? And it would be easy enough to sneak eye cream into your hospital room and keep applying it when no one's looking. I think there has to be at least some pinching/rubbing to break the blood vessels but yanno, not a doctor just a spectator.
Someone else suggested getting her face close to but not in contact with something caustic with strong vapors like oven cleaner, but I don't know much about what that would do.
- Joined
- Apr 19, 2019
Acne medication and arthritis medication make your skin hypersensitive to the sun so it could be caused by that given that she lives in a sunny place and was on those meds. It's around her eyes mostly too which are a big spot for sun damage because people miss it with sunscreen or it wipes off easily from glasses.
I don't know how she managed to get a wheelchair for RA. The best way to manage it is with diet and exercise and from the looks of her she was failing at both those things. RA pain gets worse if you don't move, it's why morning stiffness is a big problem for people who have it.
I love a skin picker though. Great find @Kate Farms Shill