Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

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Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,398 58.4%
  • Never.

    Votes: 825 20.1%
  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%

  • Total voters
    4,105
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He should sue twitch, easy win
 
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He should sue twitch, easy win
"I fucked my life up. Twitch should pay me a quarter of a million dollars for the PRIVILEGE of having my good graces back on their platform. They are missing out on untold amounts of revenue from me, Narcissa '7 Concurrent Viewers as I Fart While Doing Yoga' Wright."
 
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He should sue twitch, easy win
"My girlfriend cucked me when I still had neuroplasticity so I took hormones and threatened to shoot up the headquarters of an Amazon subsidiary. Of course, this was after getting previously banned for streaming hentai. Twitch should reimburse me for all the time I could've been streaming to 17 viewers since I only got banned because my girlfriend cucked me. "
 
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He should sue twitch, easy win

people don't want to associate with me or include me because I had a bad reaction to everything in my life falling apart

I think because don't want to hang with you because most people find troons weird.

having 100% the best and most noble intention for humanity's future

Humanity's future? Typical delusions of grandeur befitting a troon. Take Jordan Peterson's advice and clean your room, literally and figuratively and leave the world-changing big boy ideas for people like Elon Musk.

As a citizen, I don't want a fucked up person like you anywhere near a public policy position of influence.
 
I think because don't want to hang with you because most people find troons weird.
People don't want to hang out with Cosmo because he's fucking boring, TT has been moving at a snails pace for months as that nigger does literally nothing.
 
He also uploaded a few completionist Forspoken videos after 7 months.

I don't follow the minutiae of Cosmo that closely but what does he like about that game? Nobody cares about it, not even the "modern audience"
Maybe it's the fact that you get to go fast, just like in Sonic the Hedgehog, which appeals to autism. (All I can remember about that damned Forspoken game is the advertising going on and on about "fast and fluid" travel.)

Can't even remember what kind of game it was - I think RPG?
 
Maybe it's the fact that you get to go fast, just like in Sonic the Hedgehog, which appeals to autism. (All I can remember about that damned Forspoken game is the advertising going on and on about "fast and fluid" travel.)

Can't even remember what kind of game it was - I think RPG?
Cosmo has always gravitated towards games and categories without competition. Him playing OoT on the chinese N64 ripoff, him making his own botw categories that only him and his viewerbase ran (still wasn't #1), Flopspoken, etc. I did watch his more in depth videos on it though, it does seem to at least have some fun movement controls.
 
Cosmo has always gravitated towards games and categories without competition. Him playing OoT on the chinese N64 ripoff, him making his own botw categories that only him and his viewerbase ran (still wasn't #1)

I don't remember the lore but wasn't the irony that it was another autist who beat Cosmo in a BOTW category Cosmo himself made like days later?

Cosmo fails even with little to no competition. Hard to believe Cosmo was once the face of the speedrunning community, the community's golden boy. He's still a boy, just not golden.
 
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So I’ve not been following The Amazing Tranny Wonder for a hot minute. Any particular reason he’s not joined or using any other streaming platforms like Kick or whatever it’s called?
He did, literally no one cares about him anymore, he doesnt realize people watched his streams because he played a popular game (ocarina of time) not because he is funny or interesting, also the name change (2 times)
 
I don't remember the lore but wasn't the irony that it was another autist who beat Cosmo in a BOTW category Cosmo himself made like days later?

Cosmo fails even with little to no competition. Hard to believe Cosmo was once the face of the speedrunning community, the community's golden boy. He's still a boy, just not golden.
Yeah. Even funnier, the guy who beat him was an orbiter of his who ended up trooning out after too. Hwan Tea/Yume Tea, he's followed Cosmo around like a lapdog for years now, even playing Flopspoken and that one weird beetle racing game you'd find in thrift stores or whatever.
 
even playing Flopspoken and that one weird beetle racing game you'd find in thrift stores or whatever.
Beetle Adventure Racing on N64, it's a decent N64 racer. They also played Castlevania on N64 but those runs I remember being kinda boring. I like the CV games on N64, but those runs are nothing but tons of hopping around as Carrie and timing cycles around specific rooms so you get platforms to appear at certain patterns. Cosmo would always try to pick games that weren't particularly popular and I wonder if it was because OoT was too competitive that even playing on the IQue wouldn't discern other speed autists to inevitably beat his scores.
 
Cosmo would always try to pick games that weren't particularly popular and I wonder if it was because OoT was too competitive that even playing on the IQue wouldn't discern other speed autists to inevitably beat his scores.
I'm going largely off of memory, but I believe that at the time, the any% category of OoT was believed to be "dead" and the only way someone could get WR is by buying an IQue since it was the fastest version of the game. So, basically, Cosmo just had to shell out hundreds (or thousands) of dollars for an obscure Chinese console, learn the category and he could have WR with no competition.
Of course, new tricks were found a few weeks or months later that handily beat IQue anyway, so it was all for naught, in the end.
 
I'm going largely off of memory, but I believe that at the time, the any% category of OoT was believed to be "dead" and the only way someone could get WR is by buying an IQue since it was the fastest version of the game. So, basically, Cosmo just had to shell out hundreds (or thousands) of dollars for an obscure Chinese console, learn the category and he could have WR with no competition.
Of course, new tricks were found a few weeks or months later that handily beat IQue anyway, so it was all for naught, in the end.
This is unfairly reductive, iirc Cosmo had already held the WR at least once before that. He was a perfectly competent OOT runner, not the best but often in the running; to imply he only got the WR on a technicality would be inaccurate, it seemed more like he turned to the iQue because even though the category was stagnant he was autistically obsessed with trying to get the time lower by whatever means possible, sort of like when Jackass production wrapped and Johnny Knoxville started filming himself running head first into street signs because he doesn't know what else to do with himself. And supposedly one of the WRs he got on the iQue was faster than the previous WR by like 30+ seconds when the iQue only accounts for like 10s of timesave so it would have been WR anyway.

He wasn't always a total nobody, that's the tragedy of it all. He held legit WRs, he cofounded SpeedRunsLive, he did a couple legendary runs at AGDQ back when that meant something. He really was genuinely talented at one incredibly niche and completely meaningless thing, but also he was notably good at explaining what he was doing in a clear and engaging way while playing and he was actually compelling to listen to when he was talking about something he was passionate about, he could have easily pivoted to the equally meaningless but slightly less niche practice of being a regular streamer and probably had an easy and sustainable life if he didn't lose his fucking mind.

He's the Bam Margera of speedrunning.

If you've only ever seen him post-troonout, I'd highly recommend watching his GDQ run of either OOT or Wind Waker to get the context of who he used to be, or at least this vid where he looks like Travis Bickle Chicken Little:

 
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