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Ignored this thread waiting for milk. No decent milk. Naru is getting boring.
Depending on the edition/system you get Phantasma Killer from it requires multiple saves, and has an upper limit to how high the DC can get, the highest DC of any system I know is Pathfinder 2e at 45, maybe 49 with some really creative interpretation of the Aid reaction rules, (though there is a fairly popular house rule, which raise the cap to 48/52, though I predict that also being the limit in the future as well), unless you're an NPC or something, which then it is 52. This dumb fuck likely only plays Dungeons & Dragons 5e, so the limit is 25, as Phantasmal Killer is a Wizard spell, and they can't possibly beat a DC of 25 without homebrew rules and custom items, and the most popular homebrew to break that limit lets you hit 27. If he is an NPC it would hit a massive 23. Oh, and in the off chance he's a PF1e nerd, the limit of Phantasmal Killers is a DC of38 85/86 fort/will. Once again barring house rules.
So, unless Naru is some beyond god level NPC (the jokes write themselves), his 144 DC Phantasmal Killers are extra funny.
Also, to get a DC of 144 in PF2e, would require an ability modifier of 114, so an intelligence (we know this fucker fancies himself a fucking wizard) score of 238, which roughly compares to the intellect of a multiverse spanning super computer... Something so intelligent he wouldn't even take notice of us ants. For DnD5e it would be an int of 276, so even BIGGER brain, which is more laughable.
Naru's fantasies are dumb. They are even dumber when you try to drop yourself to his imaginary rules.
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You want some real spergery? Well since I am a fucking nerd and a multigame GM, I decided to examine how dumb this claim is from a game mechanics stand point. Spoiler, it's absolutely retarded.
Also he really loves bringing up this DnD spell. To explain how your phantasmal killers work, Naru, they don't. They aren't real. And yet again, your need to make references shoots you in the foot, because the fictional phantasmal killers (I repeat this because I worry Naru has trouble telling the difference) do their killing through an illusory fear.You are calling your warnings and portents illusory, imaginary, nonsense.
Which, of course, they are.
I've said it before, I probably will again, the saddest and the funniest part of Naru is that he honestly believes he's winning.
Depending on the edition/system you get Phantasma Killer from it requires multiple saves, and has an upper limit to how high the DC can get, the highest DC of any system I know is Pathfinder 2e at 45, maybe 49 with some really creative interpretation of the Aid reaction rules, (though there is a fairly popular house rule, which raise the cap to 48/52, though I predict that also being the limit in the future as well), unless you're an NPC or something, which then it is 52. This dumb fuck likely only plays Dungeons & Dragons 5e, so the limit is 25, as Phantasmal Killer is a Wizard spell, and they can't possibly beat a DC of 25 without homebrew rules and custom items, and the most popular homebrew to break that limit lets you hit 27. If he is an NPC it would hit a massive 23. Oh, and in the off chance he's a PF1e nerd, the limit of Phantasmal Killers is a DC of
So, unless Naru is some beyond god level NPC (the jokes write themselves), his 144 DC Phantasmal Killers are extra funny.
Also, to get a DC of 144 in PF2e, would require an ability modifier of 114, so an intelligence (we know this fucker fancies himself a fucking wizard) score of 238, which roughly compares to the intellect of a multiverse spanning super computer... Something so intelligent he wouldn't even take notice of us ants. For DnD5e it would be an int of 276, so even BIGGER brain, which is more laughable.
Naru's fantasies are dumb. They are even dumber when you try to drop yourself to his imaginary rules.
Edit for autistic accuracy
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