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Who is winning in the great Naru debate?


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Ignored this thread waiting for milk. No decent milk. Naru is getting boring.
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Also he really loves bringing up this DnD spell. To explain how your phantasmal killers work, Naru, they don't. They aren't real. And yet again, your need to make references shoots you in the foot, because the fictional phantasmal killers (I repeat this because I worry Naru has trouble telling the difference) do their killing through an illusory fear.You are calling your warnings and portents illusory, imaginary, nonsense.

Which, of course, they are.

I've said it before, I probably will again, the saddest and the funniest part of Naru is that he honestly believes he's winning.
You want some real spergery? Well since I am a fucking nerd and a multigame GM, I decided to examine how dumb this claim is from a game mechanics stand point. Spoiler, it's absolutely retarded.

Depending on the edition/system you get Phantasma Killer from it requires multiple saves, and has an upper limit to how high the DC can get, the highest DC of any system I know is Pathfinder 2e at 45, maybe 49 with some really creative interpretation of the Aid reaction rules, (though there is a fairly popular house rule, which raise the cap to 48/52, though I predict that also being the limit in the future as well), unless you're an NPC or something, which then it is 52. This dumb fuck likely only plays Dungeons & Dragons 5e, so the limit is 25, as Phantasmal Killer is a Wizard spell, and they can't possibly beat a DC of 25 without homebrew rules and custom items, and the most popular homebrew to break that limit lets you hit 27. If he is an NPC it would hit a massive 23. Oh, and in the off chance he's a PF1e nerd, the limit of Phantasmal Killers is a DC of 38 85/86 fort/will. Once again barring house rules.

So, unless Naru is some beyond god level NPC (the jokes write themselves), his 144 DC Phantasmal Killers are extra funny.

Also, to get a DC of 144 in PF2e, would require an ability modifier of 114, so an intelligence (we know this fucker fancies himself a fucking wizard) score of 238, which roughly compares to the intellect of a multiverse spanning super computer... Something so intelligent he wouldn't even take notice of us ants. For DnD5e it would be an int of 276, so even BIGGER brain, which is more laughable.

Naru's fantasies are dumb. They are even dumber when you try to drop yourself to his imaginary rules.

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Ignored this thread waiting for milk. No decent milk. Naru is getting boring.

You want some real spergery? Well since I am a fucking nerd and a multigame GM, I decided to examine how dumb this claim is from a game mechanics stand point. Spoiler, it's absolutely retarded.

Depending on the edition/system you get Phantasma Killer from it requires multiple saves, and has an upper limit to how high the DC can get, the highest DC of any system I know is Pathfinder 2e at 45, maybe 49 with some really creative interpretation of the Aid reaction rules, (though there is a fairly popular house rule, which raise the cap to 48/52, though I predict that also being the limit in the future as well), unless you're an NPC or something, which then it is 52. This dumb fuck likely only plays Dungeons & Dragons 5e, so the limit is 25, as Phantasmal Killer is a Wizard spell, and they can't possibly beat a DC of 25 without homebrew rules and custom items, and the most popular homebrew to break that limit lets you hit 27. If he is an NPC it would hit a massive 23. Oh, and in the off chance he's a PF1e nerd, the limit of Phantasmal Killers is a DC of 38. Once again barring house rules.

So, unless Naru is some beyond god level NPC (the jokes write themselves), his 144 DC Phantasmal Killers are extra funny.

Also, to get a DC of 144 in PF2e, would require an ability modifier of 114, so an intelligence (we know this fucker fancies himself a fucking wizard) score of 238, which roughly compares to the intellect of a multiverse spanning super computer... Something so intelligent he wouldn't even take notice of us ants. For DnD5e it would be an int of 276, so even BIGGER brain, which is more laughable.

Naru's fantasies are dumb. They are even dumber when you try to drop yourself to his imaginary rules.

Believe me I know- I've fucked around with epic level and deities and demigods nonsense for games I've run and even gods in 3.X don't have the stats for save DCs like that, even if you throw all their theoretical bonuses into the same stat. But the thing is, as fucking stupid as his saying "144 DC Phantasmal Killers" sounds to someone familiar with the systems he's mangling, he sounds even stupider to someone with no fucking clue what he's on about.

Which, incidentally, is another one of Naru's little problems. He assumes that- or should I say, assuages his butthurt with the delusion that- people not knowing what the fuck he's on about means he's a super genius when what it really means is he fucking sucks at communicating.
 
damn season 2 of Narugate is really getting boring. When will Naru attempt to strike back at the evil PEEWEE FARMS again and get instantly banned for pinging null?
Actually coming back here would ruin the narrative in his head. Naru's got some form of paranoid delusions and he doesn't like it when things get in the way of those. Among his other current delusions are that everything he says is being reported over here and has been for "two years now" never mind his thread isn't even a year old and that it was basically dead until march when he shat his own thread up looking for attention.

You might be waiting awhile for an actual funny development. Naru will probably never admit it, but he's obviously still smarting from his big US civil war prediction being a giant wet nothingburger. He's currently hyperfocusing on Australia because the youtubers he obsesses over are talking about it.
 
Apologies for double posting, but Naru has made a typo that accidentally encapsulates the essence of Naru, namely, he fucks up and implies he has an IQ of 3.

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If you don't want to zoom all the way in to the end of the mess of meaningless links, here's the end for easy viewing.

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I've quit responding to Naru as frequently as of a few days ago, not sure how long it'll take for him to cave and buy a new steam account (seeing as he don't own a PC) but we'll see. Honestly I have my concerns about that as Naru still has Bizerco so it could be a while, but with Naru I never really truly know what he'll do.

What I do know is he's talking to himself in the Halo group likely in the interest of getting the "peewee leaguers" attention
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If you're under the assumption this is all hollow threats you shouldn't be, Naru is claiming civil war is still happening it's just running really, really late.

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Also if he's right he want's everyone to worship God or something, Idk.

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And unrelated but I thought this was kinda funny.
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Am I missing something or does Bizerco and Naru really not know what month/day it is?
 
Well, Naru is "the master of deciphering" after all, he must know something we don't.

I think the only thing Naru knows that we don't is the medications he's supposed to be taking but isn't.

All he's been doing recently is screaming into the void to try and get more attention and trying to claim he's made accurate predictions, so business as usual. Naru might not be a particularly inventive cow, but he's definitely self sustaining.
 
Minor update: Naru thinks us losing interest in his spergery means we're admitting he was right all along, and that he won.
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He still can't shut up about the thread, even when it's dead.
Nigger it's October, I got spooky games and movies to play and watch with people who actually enjoy life enough to not whine incessantly on the forums of a video game service. Maybe if he wasn't such a one trick Youtube video pony, there would be something to talk about.
 
technically he won by being a boring fuck, if he really wants us to give him a bonus point.

We wanna document your sperg, but all you do is repeat the same stuff on, and on, and on. Which incidentally is why nobody listens to your insane rambling on steam either. If you did something entertaining the thread would be great, but you cut your losses here and stopped predicting bullshit.
 
Minor update: Naru thinks us losing interest in his spergery means we're admitting he was right all along, and that he won.
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He still can't shut up about the thread, even when it's dead.

Since I'm pretty sure Naru is still reading the thread, allow me to address him directly.

Naru, to clear up a scant few of the things you're wrong about
-You absolutely are a schizocow
-That doesn't mean your every word is worthy of documentation, only the funny bits, and your stupidity has just been more of the same lately.
-We do not admit to slandering you, nor is what we do slander of any sort.
-You are not an eldritch horror of any sort.
-Your predictions are not accurate. You've made ONE entire falsifiable prediction and it's completely false.
-You aren't our favorite Cow. I doubt you're anyone's favorite cow. Hell, you're not even in the top 10 of cows, you just made it very easy to extract the laughs from you.

And as others have said, yeah, you ran the fuck away with your tail between your legs. I guess that declaring yourself the winner off the bat really is your only strategy. Honest advice, you'd look far far less stupid if you cut out all the eldritch horror and "Lol I won" and visions from god shit. You'd still look stupid, but less so.
Then again, I'm reasonably certain you couldn't follow this advice even if you want to. There's a compulsive aspect to many forms of schizophrenia.
 
He's been ranting about literally same fucking shit in that Halo thread for 150+ pages. Each page has 15 posts, and I'm willing to bet at least 2/3 of them are his. so that's 1500 posts of same fucking shit over and over and over again. 1500 posts that nobody will care to read through. How many people even glanced at the thread in all its existence? I'll be generous and say 20. Naru, just make a new account, and go schizo on OT again. It will be more fun for all of us. The only people that talk to you on your profile are Bizerco and his crew, and they're half trolling you at all times anyway.

Speaking of his accounts, this one has been community banned for more than a month now, as I'm pretty sure I remember it got banned in August, so it doesn't seem to be a case of account deletion request, as we originally suspected. But, we'll see in time.
 
He's been ranting about literally same fucking shit in that Halo thread for 150+ pages. Each page has 15 posts, and I'm willing to bet at least 2/3 of them are his. so that's 1500 posts of same fucking shit over and over and over again. 1500 posts that nobody will care to read through. How many people even glanced at the thread in all its existence? I'll be generous and say 20. Naru, just make a new account, and go schizo on OT again. It will be more fun for all of us. The only people that talk to you on your profile are Bizerco and his crew, and they're half trolling you at all times anyway.

Speaking of his accounts, this one has been community banned for more than a month now, as I'm pretty sure I remember it got banned in August, so it doesn't seem to be a case of account deletion request, as we originally suspected. But, we'll see in time.
He also seems to be delusional to the point that he believes he has an audience of at least 500 people checking out his anime links in the halo group.
 
He also seems to be delusional to the point that he believes he has an audience of at least 500 people checking out his anime links in the halo group.

Oh, he's very clearly delusional. He has delusions of grandeur, reference, and persecution at the bare minimum. You could also argue that he has delusions of control in that he makes allusions to his predictions being granted by the Christian god.

Naru desperately wishes to be special- thus casting himself as an eldritch horror, doppleganger, ban sidhe, leader of the wild hunt, dullahan, etc. etc. etc. He wants to be a portent of great social upheavel, probably because he is and feels completely powerless in his everyday life.
Naru needs his problems to not be his fault, hence the conspiracy he has concocted regarding Valve and the farms working together to fuck with him specifically- these are part of his delusions of persecution and reference.
The true example of Naru's delusion of reference- and of his damaged or missing theory of mind- is his spamming of youtube videos and quoting himself while bolding things. To outside observers, Naru is simply repeating the same stupid shit as always- and make no mistake, he absolutely is- but to Naru's mind, all these things are BLATANTLY OBVIOUS in the same way that to Pamela Swain's diseased mind, it is BLATANTLY OBVIOUS that a conspiracy of famous men and women and youtubers are conspiring to use the farms to contact her and anyone not getting it must OBVIOUSLY be lying about that and so he cannot realize how fucking stupid he is and looks.

Unmedicated schizophrenics are a fucking trip, so long as you can observe them from a safe distance.
 
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Speaking of his accounts, this one has been community banned for more than a month now, as I'm pretty sure I remember it got banned in August, so it doesn't seem to be a case of account deletion request, as we originally suspected. But, we'll see in time.
Update: this account is deleted now.
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Two known accounts left. This one is, I assume, his current main, as he uses it the most to spam the Halo thread.
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Very interesting name history on it:
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And the last known alt.
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He claimed not too long ago that he wishes to leave the platform and delete all his accounts. Let's see if he'll put another one on the chopping block, or if he's still more fickle than an average woman.
 
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