Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
They went on one trip to Paris, bought a bunch of designer shit, and now the woman of the two is shilling more spells from her dirty house:

1741105253763.png

1741105293219.png
 
  • Lunacy
  • Informative
Reactions: Lambda Corps, Peepeepoopoo Witch, Slideshow Bill and 2 others
big fan of how all of these self-proclaimed ""witches"" keep hocking their "grimoires" and other bullshit for sale
i feel a majority of them are doing it because they think the aesthetic is a cool ingroup to join or that it's a good way to get money fast but sometimes i wonder how many of them are doing it out of a genuine place of dumbassery. regardless, its really funny how a lot of the time their 'most precious magical object' is just casually listed for sale on tiktok or wherever
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Sexy Peach Emoji, Qonas, Peepeepoopoo Witch and 4 others
ButterflyBarbie said:
I'm jealous, these bitches are making bank. I should open a spell shop.
Click to expand...
They not be. They're into that manifestation shit, so they may be saying blatantly untrue statements to "force"/manifest that reality.
They think if you believe yourself rich, and act and spend is if you are, then it'll become true. It's why you see people who believe this stuff doing things like spending money on luxury goods; they believe if they can trick themselves into believing more money is coming, it will.
 
  • Lunacy
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Peepeepoopoo Witch, FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw and scathefire
Drama Fan said:
Reddit Witches gather to discuss hexing Donald Trump. (archive)
View attachment 7056299
Top answer, cut in half for comedic effect.
1. Problem with is we'd have to start ignoring Trump, and we literally can't stop seething. We enjoy our impotent 2 minutes of Trump hate multiple times a day far too much for that.
View attachment 7056308
2. Also JD "Elon Jr" Vance would ascend to the presidency followed by 2 full terms! Be careful with your immense power, witches
View attachment 7056310
Bardfinn, true and honest female/witch, admits that the powers of jannies worldwide have been ineffective on trump since The Apprentice aired
View attachment 7056330
They desperately want to live in Star Wars where one super evil guy is the cause of everything bad
View attachment 7056315
Inshallah, we need to recruit Allah or something.
View attachment 7056322
Most pragmatic witch reduces the craft to throwing a tantrum at people on TV
View attachment 7056343
*sigh* TV made witchcraft look far easier, Kiwis.
View attachment 7056353
Click to expand...
Quoting over here because of the topic, and to add some more screenshots.

1741200401181.png
1741200424704.png
1741200436302.png

Bonus:
1741200358367.png
1741200519050.png
 
  • Lunacy
  • Like
Reactions: Peepeepoopoo Witch, Space Police, Drama Fan and 1 other person
  • Like
  • DRINK!
Reactions: Tootsie Bear, Harm and NoReturn
  • Like
Reactions: Cnidarian, Here to Gawk, Peepeepoopoo Witch and 1 other person
Why do they always think they can recruit Allah when they guy would quite literally want them dead.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Tootsie Bear
Yaks said:
Why do they always think they can recruit Allah when they guy would quite literally want them dead.
Click to expand...
Allah's wizard powers were well established in the 2016 election so now everyone wants to draft him for their team.
 
  • Like
Reactions: NoReturn
That's some serious 1984 doublespeak to say that your "reproductive rights" are being taken away when you specifically want to prevent your own reproduction by killing the offspring.
 
  • Like
  • Lunacy
Reactions: Cnidarian, NoReturn and Lambda Corps
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back