New Jackie email dump, enjoy~~~

[Marvin]

At work but from what I have seen posted here, DAMN. How any e-mails are there? Do we get Jackie's responses? Also Barb touched his disgusting hair??? She may be an awful mother but props for having the balls to do that.

You get both sides of the conversation, and I think there are 136 emails (this would include Jackie's emails).

 

[random_pickle]

Good lord, how old are these?

As for Chris' haircut, I can't blame him. Getting my haircut is a bitch; it always feels like the barber is trying to rip out my hair

 

[calicojack]

Chris Logic: Taking down the Game and Hobby store will mean an end for his trolls.

 

[Bgheff]

Also, looks like he was serious about being a gaybian. He thinks he's a male lesbian.

 

[DJAndyMD]

And on another hand, I've "been there, done that" on the fire-starting drawing of the Place. The
other day, I drove by there, took a photo of the store front with my
DS, and later drew TNT boxes and flames on the photo digitally. But I
did not send it to Dana; I sent it over the PSN under one of my
secondary accounts to a confirmed troll

Why would fatty draw that and send it to a troll?!

It's Chris, what do you expect

 

[Hyperion]

At work but from what I have seen posted here, DAMN. How any e-mails are there?

60 pages single spaced in Open Office.

I just feel that in the current
economical times, the lesser expensive items are just as good, and in
cases better, than the more expensive. Like paying $200 or so for a
fancy pen which may not or may be refillable or reusable after being
emptied or used up, when I can pay less than a dollar for an R.S.V.P.
brand pen which IS refillable, and it comes in multi-packs too.

A penny saved is a penny earned as they say. Very fiscally responsible.

 

[Henry Bemis]

I also have been thinking about other things, to put into a perspective for myself, especially where Friendship stands and falls in the following ladder (bottom to top). Acquaintance, *Friendship, Relationship, Love, Sex. Perhaps your input into the quandry may help.

Friendship (2) leads to Relationship (3); 3 leads to Love (4), and 4 leads to Sex (5). Yet I have before heard of 5 destroying 2; Acquaintance (1) skipping 2 towards any of 3 to 5; 5 without 4; 4 without the foundation of either 3 or 2. Also, I feel 5 breaking 2 is rediculous, because 2 is the stronger foundation towards 5, with 3 and 4 in between. Most adults currently have 3 and up in mind without the foundation of 2, which leaves them too cautious, scared, paranoid and so on in Social Situations.

Just keep trying, Chris, you'll get...uh...yeah.

Also, just reading about the origins of CakeFarts is utterly surreal.

 

[Male]

HOW DO YOU SCISSOR SOMEONE WITH YOUR DUCK?

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I also have been thinking about other things, to put into a perspective for myself, especially where Friendship stands and falls in the following ladder (bottom to top). Acquaintance, *Friendship, Relationship, Love, Sex. Perhaps your input into the quandry may help.

Friendship (2) leads to Relationship (3); 3 leads to Love (4), and 4 leads to Sex (5). Yet I have before heard of 5 destroying 2; Acquaintance (1) skipping 2 towards any of 3 to 5; 5 without 4; 4 without the foundation of either 3 or 2. Also, I feel 5 breaking 2 is rediculous, because 2 is the stronger foundation towards 5, with 3 and 4 in between. Most adults currently have 3 and up in mind without the foundation of 2, which leaves them too cautious, scared, paranoid and so on in Social Situations.

Just keep trying, Chris, you'll get...uh...yeah.

Also, just reading about the origins of CakeFarts is utterly surreal.

Oh god. I mean.... god damn.

 

[calicojack]

HOW DO YOU SCISSOR SOMEONE WITH YOUR DUCK?

Scissor your duck off.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

At work but from what I have seen posted here, DAMN. How any e-mails are there?

60 pages single spaced in Open Office.

I just feel that in the current
economical times, the lesser expensive items are just as good, and in
cases better, than the more expensive. Like paying $200 or so for a
fancy pen which may not or may be refillable or reusable after being
emptied or used up, when I can pay less than a dollar for an R.S.V.P.
brand pen which IS refillable, and it comes in multi-packs too.

A penny saved is a penny earned as they say. Very fiscally responsible.

Thanks. Greatly appreciated. I also love him talking about "the current economic times" when in other e-mails he said he doesn't feel the economic depression. Never change, Chris.

 

[Bgheff]

In response to your dream, I thank you for sharing. At first after
reading it, I felt a little disgust, but I have had my own thing where
I would have you wear a strap-on, so in that view, it is not so
farfetched.

Sex with Jackie is gross unless she wears a strap-on. Totally not homo.

 

[Henry Bemis]

And in any case, I am feeling anger, disregard to my better interests, and lack of appreciation. I have Tried to make the trip within my limits, but my mother's concern takes precipice, and if I went anywhere over 100 miles from here without her blessing, I would only feel miserable over her worrying about me And her changing the locks, reporting me to the police and leaving me without a home to return to. She WOULD do all that too.

Got any proof of this assertion?

 

[The Mackers]

but apparently she remembers it as well as having a very close relative pass away. Obviously I can
empathize with that; I still have my chip on the shoulder from Michael
Snyder banning me from the Game & Hobby Place and being soo still
unforgiving and closed-minded of accepting my apology

What a dumbass

 

[Male]

Everytime he types "for your information" I want to slap him.

 

[calicojack]

My mom said things like "do not wear eyeshadow",
"you look like a prostitute", "lipstick makes you look like a hooker",
"you're turning into a gay", "what are you piercing next?", "what's
next, you wearing a skirt and high heels" and shit like that. I mean,
her concerns are understandable, but she is soo paranoid,
overprotective and crazy.

Barb really hit the nail on the head with that one.

Also Kaka Apple Chrissy is turning into a gay.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

"Kaka Apple Chrissy"

That is all.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Also Kaka Apple Chrissy is turning into a gay.

Kaka Apple Chrisp, you mean.

 

[calicojack]

Also Kaka Apple Chrissy is turning into a gay.

Kaka Apple Chrisp, you mean.

Yeah, I saw that in the last couple of emails but for some reason he changes it in the last one. Chrissy - Chrisp...

 

[Male]

that's right Chris, keep thinking we are jelly of your autism and tugboat.