Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 2: THE RECKONING)

[NobleGreyHorse]

Pennsylvania's Food Loaf seriously sounds like some kind of Irish famine/immigrant dish (with oatmeal for a slight Scottish touch, like how it provides the fiber in haggis) where they'd be overjoyed to have enough potatoes to make a batch. The potatoes/cabbage/dairy combo by itself is pretty much colcannon. But then, the Irish, Scots, and Welsh are heavily represented in Pennsylvania's history (President James Buchanan retired here; we can't forget Andrew Carnegie; many less exciting others). At least the Poles and Italians have mastered rolling the cabbage around something.

 

[AnOminous]

Pennsylvania's Food Loaf seriously sounds like some kind of Irish famine/immigrant dish (with oatmeal for a slight Scottish touch, like how it provides the fiber in haggis) where they'd be overjoyed to have enough potatoes to make a batch. The potatoes/cabbage/dairy combo by itself is pretty much colcannon.

Except that's delicious, and Nutraloaf and its variants are intentionally designed to be as close to inedible as possible without actually being inedible.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Pennsylvania's Food Loaf seriously sounds like some kind of Irish famine/immigrant dish (with oatmeal for a slight Scottish touch, like how it provides the fiber in haggis) where they'd be overjoyed to have enough potatoes to make a batch. The potatoes/cabbage/dairy combo by itself is pretty much colcannon. But then, the Irish, Scots, and Welsh are heavily represented in Pennsylvania's history (President James Buchanan retired here; we can't forget Andrew Carnegie; many less exciting others). At least the Poles and Italians have mastered rolling the cabbage around something.

You guys can call me a bleeding heart liberal, but I really don't like the idea of serving anybody nutraloaf. There is a place for punishment in the criminal justice system, but we're too far removed from the ideals of rehabilitation. Fucking with prisoner's food is just another way for them to rail against the system instead of trying to become a contributing part of it.

That being said, I think Nick deserves protective custody and to have the book thrown at him when it comes to sentencing.

 

[Dudeofteenage]

You guys can call me a bleeding heart liberal, but I really don't like the idea of serving anybody nutraloaf. There is a place for punishment in the criminal justice system, but we're too far removed from the ideals of rehabilitation.

I'm definitely what Americans would call a "bleeding heart liberal", but I agree. US penal law is pretty specific that food cannot be used as punishment, even for the worst behaving prisoners. This seems to be the obvious intent of nutraloaf, but it's managed to get in (in some states) on the excuse that it can be eaten without utensils, and they don't want to issue some prisoners with utensils for security reasons.

Oh and while we're at it

if your post is nothing but "fuk Nik I hope he die in a fire" it will still be deleted- not for A-Logging but for being a shitpost that adds nothing to the conversation.

Daily reminder

 

[Muncie Anderson]

Also, people who run prisons can easily defend their choices to serve the inmates things like nutraloaf by saying "We're still feeding them three times a day." Yes, it's a bland tasting concoction (so I've heard), and it seems designed for punishing inmates, but it's still edible.

 

[Ravenor]

The food question is interesting, there have been Prison riots over food quality in the past, Army's an Navy's know that if the food isn't good disciplinary issues rise as do incidents of mutiny. This nutraloaf stuff reminds me of Lifeboat food it's designed to be unappealing so it's not stolen and has a long shelf life, but with enough calories and vitamins an nutrients to keep you alive however I get the impression from my limited knowledge of the prison system in the US that this is nothing but a cost cutting exercise.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

For those of you clamoring for the trial to begin just remember this: the longer the wait for the trial the longer he sits in prison, being miserable.

I don't think that it's gonna make a difference

There is a place for punishment in the criminal justice system, but we're too far removed from the ideals of rehabilitation. Fucking with prisoner's food is just another way for them to rail against the system instead of trying to become a contributing part of it.

I only think shit like this should be reserved for prisoners who interfere with other prisoners or bounce off the walls because they're in for life and figure they can do whatever they want. But it's really not that bad I'm sure many people who eat it come to look forward to it

EDIT: source: I had a very strict diet once and nothing on it was exciting, after eating it long enough I would crave it, imagine feeling disappointed after your cup of unflavored oatmeal or can of salmon is empty. You'll start having fantasies about nutraloaf soon enough.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

Also, people who run prisons can easily defend their choices to serve the inmates things like nutraloaf by saying "We're still feeding them three times a day." Yes, it's a bland tasting concoction (so I've heard), and it seems designed for punishing inmates, but it's still edible.

It doesn't really taste that bad. The reason it is so hated is the monotony of eating only lumps of Nutraloaf for weeks or months. People are wired to crave a variety of food, and nothing but Nutraloaf for extended periods becomes nauseating. It is used as a disciplinary measure because prisoners with lengthy sentences don't have much to lose besides food and they'll start shit, and food is one of the few things that will threaten them, so apparently the use of Nutraloaf decreases the amount of prison violence. Most prisons are phasing out food loaf or using it less though because a lot of prisoners have gone to court over it.

 

[Yawning Bulbasaur]

Honestly I don't think he would mind eating Nutraloaf considering he used to eat other similarly crappy food and thinks McDonald's is literally the greatest restaurant to ever exist

 

[Bluce Wee]

Honestly I don't think he would mind eating Nutraloaf considering he used to eat other similarly crappy food and thinks McDonald's is literally the greatest restaurant to ever exist

McDonald's is actually designed to taste good. The cheapest way to make something tasty is to put fat and salt in it and McD's has both in morbidly obese spades. I mean, I know taste is something entirely subjective and I'm not a huge fast food person, but I would rather eat a Quarter Pounder than what is basically a baked, meatless stew every night.

 

[Taco Tuesday]

Honestly I don't think he would mind eating Nutraloaf considering he used to eat other similarly crappy food and thinks McDonald's is literally the greatest restaurant to ever exist

If they let him put 2 cups of salt on it, maybe.

 

[Corn Sake]

Spoiler

Amber and her father (uploaded May 2015). Taken from the father's Facebook profile.

 

[Bluce Wee]

Looks like they're keeping the proud Stoutzenberger Dental tradition alive.

 

[LordCustos3]

I dare someone to make that. For science.

Y'know, that doesn't sound that horrifying....if one was allowed to modify it slightly.
They should pick one thing (Rice OR Oatmeal OR Potatoes) as a base and stick to that.

• With only oatmeal as the base, you can add pumpkin pie spice and some applesauce. Tadah! BreakfastLoaf!
  
• With only shredded potato as the base, you can add bacon bits, cheddar cheese and a touch of sour cream. Tadah! LunchLoaf!
  
• With only rice as the base, you can add a bit of soy sauce and toasted sesame seeds. Tadah! DinnerLoaf!

Also, I never thought garbanzo beans would be an ingredient, but mashed....thats just hummus....and that would be a fine binder.
Its just having all three starches and not enough animal protein (the vegans can go suck on some tofu) makes it oppressive.

Granted its prison food. Part of the point is to be oppressive.
Its also the prison cafeterias way of calling somebody an asshole; as in..."if you are not going to put effort into not being a shit-smearing ape, then I'm not going to put any effort into feeding you."

Yeah, but this is Sick Nick we are talking about.
His nutraloaf recipe should go like this.

1 lb freeze dried instant potato flakes.
1 lb bleached flour.
1 lb spent coffee grounds, decaf.
1/2 gallon prune juice.

Mix in an old tin can with a length of lead pipe.
Bake in oven until not completely cooked all the way through. End result should be very bland, very brown and slightly runny. Let sit under a heat lamp until top surface dries and cracks. Serve in a bedpan, preferably on a long, long pole.

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"Blah" isn't too surprising given that its core ingredients (carrots, potatoes, oatmeal, cabbage) are pretty blah themselves and are the kind of food that only gets a flavor when you add a shitton of spices or let them soak in stew juices or something.

Ugh, now I'm having memories of the shitty stew my mom would make a lot when I was a kid and we were poor as shit. Mushy, stewed carrots and potatoes. Yech.

I also grew up poor, and ate alot of food that would almost be called "trailer-park chow" by the pretentious snobs of today. I learned early on how to grow my own herbs on the cheap just to add some flavor. Sometimes a little homegrown is all that you need to turn "trailer-park chow" into mere "peasant fare".

Yes he claims to have fantasies about eating people, however even with him being genuinely bonkers I am 99% sure most of that is him being a edge lord.

Besides, if he ever took a bite out of someone, he'd do more harm to his own dentistry than to his "prey".......though, I'd treat a bite wound from Sick Nick the same way I'd treat a bite wound from a Komodo Dragon: disinfect where possible, amputate where necessary.

 

[HG 400]

Granted its prison food. Part of the point is to be oppressive.
Its also the prison cafeterias way of calling somebody an asshole; as in..."if you are not going to put effort into not being a shit-smearing ape, then I'm not going to put any effort into feeding you."

If I remember right, the starch-heavy low-protein ingredients are also supposed to keep prisoners in a lethargic low-energy state.

 

[Ravenor]

Besides, if he ever took a bite out of someone, he'd do more harm to his own dentistry than to his "prey".......though, I'd treat a bite wound from Sick Nick the same way I'd treat a bite wound from a Komodo Dragon: disinfect where possible, amputate where necessary.

You know the Trope of cutting off the limb that a Zombie has bitten shortly after it's happened thus saving the life of character killed off in a previous draft? Yea that's not going to work in this case let the guard or inmate call his family say a teary good bye take him outside and then shoot him in the head, douse the body in petrol set it on fire and burry the remains far away from any septic tank or silage heap lest you get a undead shit demon raising up from the earth to stalk unflushed toilets the length an breadth of the land.

 

[GS 281]

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Amber and her father (uploaded May 2015). Taken from the father's Facebook profile.

He needs to protect his girl a little better and help her out with her dental problems. I know if I knew my son said 1% of what Nick had said I would have asked for an investigation.

 

[Zim]

Besides, if he ever took a bite out of someone, he'd do more harm to his own dentistry than to his "prey".......though, I'd treat a bite wound from Sick Nick the same way I'd treat a bite wound from a Komodo Dragon: disinfect where possible, amputate where necessary.

If he bit me I'd assume he had rabies. Of course the only way to test an animal for rabies is to cut off it's head so I may just be looking for an excuse.

It's been said before but Amber really just looks like a nice kid. She got the short end of the dentistry stick and the really really short end of the step brother stick but I want to think she'll be ok when she grows up.

Also, on a side note, it might be a good idea to not post any more photos of her here. She's dealing with enough already to also have to put up with potentially having to maybe end up reading a huge thread like this.

 

[allwizard]

Amber's dad sure does look like Nick. I mean ideally we'd need a picture of Amber's dad pulling that awful mouth-open-thumbs-up pose for comparison but that's uncanny.

edit: just me then, haha, sorry

 

[Ravenor]

and the really really short end of the step brother stick

Planck length in that regard I'd say.