Onion Farms and other KF Splinter Sites - Watch Kiwi Farms members slapfighting in this thread

I made that, hadn't considered the similarity but it's an apt description.Some other people enjoy it but it was made purely for myself. EDF has a cute KF parody theme I'll be reaching out for a copy of, but what would be less shit in your opinion?
Red on black is just a pain to read, so maybe look into color combos that are "spooky" but not eye-searing?

and how did y'all find out that Tyler Kolbe was @Hurst? Did he just come in with another new account?
 
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Did kengle hand it over to you
I have admin perms so that I can help with some needed work. My main interests are stopping spam/bots (especially considering what's happening here with the pedo at the gates) and using the position to practice theme development and learning to use CSS code. Kengle and I have had a complex relationship defined by me being highly antagonistic at times but I genuinely want to help so I've been allowed the chance to. I am not a super admin and Kengle has final veto on everything
how do you deal with guilt by association?
I feel no guilt. I heavily disagree with the retards in the a-log echo chamber threads and am very vocal about their lack of reading comprehension+need to make mountains from Null-hills.
The most egregious part of Onion Farms is the prior staff choices, like Naught, the out and open pederast that now admins Skibidi Farms and hag fags around with Elaine Miller
Red on black is just a pain to read, so maybe look into color combos that are "spooky" but not eye-searing?
Like I said, I made it for myself. I'm still figuring the whole thing out but I am trying to make it some that are pleasant. Kind of beginning to understand why custom themes sell for ~$50, it's a pain in the ass at points since I don't own programmer socks
and how did y'all find out that Tyler Kolbe was @Hurst? Did he just come in with another new account?
Not sure, a friend alerted me to that he's returned on his 7th sock or whatever and he's confirmed it, no idea how it was initially detected but he demands attention and recognition for whatever the fuck he thinks he contributes to anything, couldn't have been that hard.
He's currently busy threatening litigation against this site and Onion Farms, so we stuck him in his containment thread to impotently cry for now.
Btw, it seems Freya might be skinwalking you there. I've swept the accounts but was there drama between you two?
 
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I feel no guilt. I heavily disagree with the retards in the a-logs echo chamber threads and am very vocal about their lack of reading comprehension+need to make mountains from Null-hills.
The most egregious part of Onion Farms is the prior staff choices, like Naught, the out and open pederast that now admins Skibidi Farms and hag fags around with Elaine Miller
I think the main criticsm from what i have gathered is that Kengle himself is a lolcow, the website being made out of spite, strange choices of lolcow/celebrity discussions and essentially cucking to mainstream virtue signalling. Kiwifarms alternatives as a whole are likely to fail due to it requiring somebody that can deal with DMCAs, censorship and media backlash.
 
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I think the main criticsm from what i have gathered is that Kengle himself is a lolcow, the website being made out of spite, strange choices of lolcow/celebrity discussions and essentially cucking to mainstream virtue signalling. Kiwifarms alternatives as a whole are likely to fail due to it requiring somebody that can deal with DMCAs, censorship and media backlash.
Ken's done an admirable job of keeping the site up this long, though I think the irrelevance is the biggest contributing factor. That Sean faggot that cucked Naught out of a tranny at a Chris Chan meetup and sucked up to Liz Dong Gone for "#DropOnionFarms" was the only "real" threat to the site and that faultered when no one gave a shit.
Ken's also incredibly bored of the perpetual a-logging of everything Null says but it's the niche he chose, truly the depths of spergatory
 
Red on black is just a pain to read, so maybe look into color combos that are "spooky" but not eye-searing?

and how did y'all find out that Tyler Kolbe was @Hurst? Did he just come in with another new account?
User name checks out because I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
 
User name checks out because I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
Onion farms did an update of the site's color style to look like a virtual boy. The eye strain is (real).
 
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Onion Farms is probably the gayest site in the entire Internet
 
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Remember when Kengle thought the future of Onion Farms was catering to Nigerians?

Also I have to lol at the retconning of Lardya/Ishtar in this thread. She was really fun to poke fun of because she would melt down without fail 100% of the time. The thinnest skin out of anyone in the Halal Corral and that’s really saying something.
 
William has been spotted on Onionfarms yet again. (Pages 1278 and 1279) (1 / 2 for archive)
He finally got banned from this short post, but the schizos at OF quickly try and make it about something to do with Kiwifarms apparently being some sort of fed site.
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:story: might as well listen to him since your site has basically hit rock bottom anyways. Nobody else takes your site seriously, what's a little more?
 
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