🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

Is this the Chicken Nigger?

I can't tell if he's fucking with Blade or not either.
The real chicken nigger was the rotisserie chickens we gummed along the way.
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We really are in the end game now. Near daily streams, bottle of Jager a day, 90 minute's at most. The structure of care giving and looking after Peggy is gone and he clearly needs money. He admitted being an alcoholic last night, which might seem self evident but to hear it from him is pretty rare.

Part of me still hopes he can stop and just stream some Black Ops but that ain't happening.
 
The short streams with large amounts of booze always baffled and concerned me. I don't buy a 750ml and want to be sent into oblivion in under two hours. I get I'm not getting paid $21 doubles but the fact he's overloading his body with poison so rapidly with no time for his liver to more slowly process it is a recipe for an earlier death. It also sounds miserable to do. He used to stream longer, yeah?

Don't leave out the pancreas either, all it takes is one severe attack of acute pancreatitis out of nowhere to put it into necrosis. He's been lucky on that front so far. (Smoking is also a second risk factor for pancreatitis)
 
I don't buy a 750ml and want to be sent into oblivion in under two hours
You don't have a stanky stump, no teeth, and a stomach simultaneously like a bloated cetacean and a garbage bag half full of piss soaked napkins (I hope) while hotel surfing with your dying mother.
If you watch a Blade stream and feel an urge to follow suit, it's already far too late for you.
 
We really are in the end game now. Near daily streams, bottle of Jager a day, 90 minute's at most. The structure of care giving and looking after Peggy is gone and he clearly needs money. He admitted being an alcoholic last night, which might seem self evident but to hear it from him is pretty rare.

Part of me still hopes he can stop and just stream some Black Ops but that ain't happening.
He was coping hard in last night's stream about how people have been concerned about his drinking since the Black Ops and their death predictions suck because he's still here, so they can shut the fuck up. Just ignore the missing teeth, leg holes, amputated toes, leaky stump, bloated physique and all the bridges he burned by going full Lit Romney. You wish you were as awesome as this guy:
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His gut is somehow more fluid than a normal fatass, it's like a rubber water bottle full of Jager sloshing around
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Blade is live and litty again and the content is already flowing. He had Jake shave his head before turning off the camera for a smoke. Then he took a shit and didn't even bother to flush. All the while, Jake was on his way to get a second bottle and some edibles.
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"Stumps good, dood!"
 
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Jigsaw or whatever but I physically recoiled once my brain resolved what it was actually looking at.
Imagine this being your foot and saying "yeah, I can keep drinking."

Gawwwdamn. What's with the red part?
Maybe a blister from a bad orthotic? Or his foot's still not used to not having fucking toes?
 
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