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A sweetheart like he wanted for every Christmas.
 
Christ-ian said:
On the first day of Christmas my Christian gave to me
A tape of recorded TV
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On the second day of Christmas my Christian gave to me
Two Q-sands
And a tape of recorded TV

I'm sorry... I couldn't resist. :D
 
On the third day of Christmas my Christian gave to me
Three cups of Fanta
Two Q-sands
And a tape of recorded TV.
 
A crack murder squad who will unthinkingly do Chris's bidding, erase all evidence, and then immediately commit suicide afterward.
 
CWCissey said:
On the third day of Christmas my Christian gave to me
Three cups of Fanta
Two Q-sands
And a tape of recorded TV.
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On the fourth day of Christmas, my Christian gave to me...

Four Sonichu Specials;
Three cups of Fanta;
Two Q-sands;
And a tape of recorded TV~
 
Alan Pardew said:
CWCissey said:
On the third day of Christmas my Christian gave to me
Three cups of Fanta
Two Q-sands
And a tape of recorded TV.
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On the fourth day of Christmas, my Christian gave to me...

Four Sonichu Specials;
Three cups of Fanta;
Two Q-sands;
And a tape of recorded TV~
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FIVE PISS STAIN GIRLS

Four Sonichu Specials;
Three cups of Fanta;
Two Q-sands;
And a tape of recorded TV
 
Six briefs been crapped in
FIVE PISS STAIN GIRLS
Four Sonichu Specials;
Three cups of Fanta;
Two Q-sands;
And a tape of recorded TV
 
Seven bears a-birthin'

Six briefs been crapped in
FIVE PISS STAIN GIRLS
Four Sonichu Specials;
Three cups of Fanta;
Two Q-sands;
And a tape of recorded TV
 
Eight trolls a-lolling

Seven bears a-birthin'
Six briefs been crapped in
FIVE PISS STAIN GIRLS
Four Sonichu Specials;
Three cups of Fanta;
Two Q-sands;
And a tape of recorded TV
 
nine tomgirls twerking

Eight trolls a-lolling
Seven bears a-birthin'
Six briefs been crapped in
FIVE PISS STAIN GIRLS
Four Sonichu Specials;
Three cups of Fanta;
Two Q-sands;
And a tape of recorded TV
 
ten used dildos

nine tomgirls twerking
Eight trolls a-lolling
Seven bears a-birthin'
Six briefs been crapped in
FIVE PISS STAIN GIRLS
Four Sonichu Specials;
Three cups of Fanta;
Two Q-sands;
And a tape of recorded TV
 
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Christian gave to me...

Eleven LEGO sets;
Ten used dildos;
Nine tomgirls twerking;
Eight trolls a-lolling;
Seven bears a-birthin';
Six briefs been crapped in...
FIVE PISS STAIN GIRLS!
Four Sonichu Specials;
Three cups of Fanta;
Two Q-sands;
And a tape of recorded TV~
 
On the twelth day of Christmas, my Christian gave to me...

Twelve maxed-out credit cards
Eleven LEGO sets;
Ten used dildos;
Nine tomgirls twerking;
Eight trolls a-lolling;
Seven bears a-birthin';
Six briefs been crapped in...
FIVE PISS STAIN GIRLS!
Four Sonichu Specials;
Three cups of Fanta;
Two Q-sands;
And a tape of recorded TV
 
Fuckin ' Awesome !
Now we need to organise a CWCki choir and get this recorded.
 
For sure! I vote to change the title to "The Twelve Days Of CWCmas".
 
Foulmouth said:
Fuckin ' Awesome !
Now we need to organise a CWCki choir and get this recorded.
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I CALL DIBS
no seriously when I get home for christmas break (Friday) I'm going to record myself singing this with piano accompaniment
 
I'm sure Chris would want Santa's magical sack all for himself.
And some nuts to gobble on.
And a My Little Pony Playset.
 
Ten Lego Friends sets

Nine tomgirls twerking
Eight trolls a-lolling
Seven bears a-birthin'
Six briefs been crapped in
FIVE PISS STAIN GIRLS
Four Sonichu Specials;
Three cups of Fanta;
Two Q-sands;
And a tape of recorded TV~

Edit: Shit I was too late. (:_(
 
To wake up at age fourteen and be back at high school where all his pity friends acted as his mommies. :heart-full:
 
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