organize with me!!! - 7/25

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Why the hell did she think this was a good idea to begin with? You can't find both earrings, gorl what did you think was gonna happen? Her lack of any foresight, even with trivial shit like this, is amazing.
 
I'm sure Becky's family is going to love sorting through Amber's filthy, used Claire's castoffs. Such a charitable gorl!
 
She put the earrings she's getting rid of inside the box that Becky gave her that she was going to use for her "most treasured objects."
 
Every single piece of jewelry that she owns looks like it would turn your skin green and give you an infection if you wore it for extended periods. Maybe that's why her earlobes bleed all the time.

It's just... so UGLY. All of it.
 
This will be great for when she wants to get dolled up for staying in bed all day
Also she mentioned what a lovely decoration that earring holder was, so it will be extra nice to have something fancy to look at while waiting for Becky to come give her bed baths and bring her orange chicken.
Our girl is thinking 3 steps ahead.
 
She could at least do something interesting with all of it... like take a dremel to it and try and make some arts and crafts or what not... like she could make people homemade birthday or Christmas cards with little shiny jewel bits or like scrap booking or whatever.
 
Talk about a shopping addiction. I know old ladies who don't even have this much costume jewelry.

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"Here we see a collection of cheaply done reproductions from the Museum of god awful jewelry designs from the 20th century, and a few "ouch, my eyes" from the late 1800's.

Notice the ones that represent flowers. Those are a perfect example of what a 50's tween would buy their grandmother using their allowance (all 50 cents of it)."
 
I would ask 'how can one human being possibly find any need or excuse to own hundreds of pairs of earrings when they only have two fucking earlobes?' but this is AL, the Queen of Moderation, a once human-shaped leviathan inexplicably hoarding hundreds of never-used journals, water bottles, diet plans, chokers, stickers...

Found a void in your life? A problem? Buy things. That's how you fix it. Obviously.

As creative as a used Kleenex? Be a writer! Writers need journals. Buy journals. You are now a writer. Keep buying journals. More journals, better writeen.

Existing on soda making you feel like perpetual ass? Water! More of that. You need bottles. More water bottles, more water. Maybe one day, you'll actually drink it!

Rinse repeat for the rest of your existence. Die prematurely surrounded by literal mountains of unused water bottles and chokers you never even took off the card.

I deserve my a-log rates.
 
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