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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Just because we laugh at someone for going into our thread for neg-rating our posts, doesn't make us mad. What is with you guys and not knowing the definitions of basic words?

If you're gonna get assmad that someone is breaking up your circlejerk, don't tag them in the thread. That's just common sense
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You complain about getting negrated way too often to pretend that it doesn't get to you.
 
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You complain about getting negrated way too often to pretend that it doesn't get to you.
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It's more the fact that they claim to be smart, yet don't know what basic definitions are. It boggles my mind.

Rate my posts dumb, I don't give a shit. But at least know what the word "mad" means
 
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X Prime said:
Quoted: Someone who is absolutely, totally not mad about negrates at all.
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We were laughing at him for going through the TES thread and negrating us. It's pathetic when you gotta whiteknight a billionaire that bad.

You can point something out without being mad, btw. Then again, you don't even know what a trust fund is, so we shouldn't expect much from your mind

Since you are pointing me out a lot, I must have you seething by your logic, no?
 
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Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can’t afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they’re fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There’s a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn’t want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother’s anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn’t helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.
 
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X Prime said:
An interesting attempt at deflection from how mad one is about negrates. It has never worked before, but maybe he'll get lucky this time.
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So me pointing something out in a thread where we're laughing at someone means I am mad, but you repeatedly calling me out in this thread doesn't mean you're mad? You really don't see the flaw with your logic?

I am also legit convinced you don't know the meaning of deflection. Since you don't know the meaning of what a trust fund is, despite white knighting a billionaire at every turn, I wouldn't be shocked if that were the case
 
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X Prime said:
It's incredible how everyone who is upset about negrates doesn't realize that just bringing them up in a vacuum is the tell for their seething rage, because there is never a good reason to talk about them.
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What? No it's not lol.

You can bring something up to laugh at without being mad at it. I mean, you keep calling me out in random threads, but you totally aren't mad, but if I laugh at someone for going through a thread and negrating, I am mad? Seriously, explain that to me.
 
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SIGSEGV said:
Laughing at people for revenge rates is the only appropriate response bro. Don't let these fags wind you up so easily.
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That is what I am saying, lol. @X Prime thinks the only thing that bringing something up ever means you're mad about it. I am trying to delve into his slow mind, for science
 
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SIGSEGV said:
Laughing at people for revenge rates is the only appropriate response bro. Don't let these fags wind you up so easily.
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It's kind of like putting someone on ignore (also an extremely poor move, regardless of what @Unog tells us), but then actually posting that you did it. The first action is fine, I suppose, but the second action is where the line from "laughing" to "seething" is crossed, because the poster is seeking validation.
 
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