Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Anonymus Fluhre said:
This happened in Canada you stupid mother fucker, they still do DEI hires. I swear, if I see this asshole while I'm down there he's getting punched. Being this fucking retard should be illegal and punishable by public execution by both the retarded individual and those that gave them life.
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Can't expect much from a 1.2 GPA, Pat's borderline retarded
 
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TouchFluffyTail said:
This is the only time in my life I've been jealous of Liz Fong Jones... imagine, the mercy of having impaired vision, would mean you would never have to see that
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My brother in Christ if your eye causes you to sin it is better to pluck it out and throw it away.
 
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Cow crossovers with Brianna Wu and the retard running the YourAnonCentral account, a weight reminder, and a new variant of the "Wrong in every last delusional detail as [always], stalker" copyPatsta:
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
Owen A. needs to make a film production of Tiny Tim vs the Pig Men from Planet Atlaker or something. A good feature length blockbuster.
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Don't rule it out by any stretch. They are getting legitimately good at movie-making. Mr. Apostle is working on a RFK-themed Rocky spinoff right now, I think the working title is Stocky


Also, Bert Bertlinson on Twitter has previously implied that he does business in/makes $$$$ in/has connections in Hollywood. And you know what? I believe him. I mean, why not lmao
 
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LowlyPheasent said:
The funniest part of this is Delta still supports DEI.

From NAACP
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I'd like to know how DEI is going to stop a plane from losing it's wing and rolling due to an updraft, but what do I know. I don't have a 1.2 GPA. D grade student in his younger days and a D-List internet personality in his later years. Not the kind of life I'd want to live.
 
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
Owen A. needs to make a film production of Tiny Tim vs the Pig Men from Planet Atlaker or something. A good feature length blockbuster.
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I'm honestly considering writing a whole story about retired Sgt FC Jake Raven (what a guy!) as the chief of security on Ganymed Station where he suddenly gets a visit from his portly cousin who is hiding from atalkers who want to murder him.for his incredibly hot political takes. It turns out his cousin is just a fat oaf getting dunked on by people on the spacefutureinternet for being a fat oaf, and Jake Raven (what a guy!) becomes an active patposter after wasting a week helping Fatpat who keeps livetweeting from the bar despite being supposedly in hiding.

Maybe make a whole actual series of spacefuture adventures about Jake Raven (what a guy!), retired Sgt FC of spacefuture army and now chief of security and investigator in SPAAAACE, saving Earth and the outer planets one thrilling adventure at a time.
Yes, the spacefuture FBI knows what a guy he is.
 
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HoneyBadger tagged a troon with 200k followers and gave it some tips to look less like a man.

The troon's sizable following of other troons didn't like it and well... you know how this is gonna go.
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It's going to be one of  those days huh? I'm so glad you won't let the idiots win, Jen. Good luck

Edit - Pig News brings you the updates on this still developing story!
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Lol one of the trannies knows Pat.
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Edit 2 - it's still going on and just getting funnier (and more NSFW, so I'll put it under a spoiler) .
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>slept with 2
>niki niki binks slept with over 100 men
>enjoy prisons badger
>refuses to elaborate
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Honey Badger is a treasured piece of well-cooked medium rare ribeye. Ribs to him.
Because Niki does look like Jar Jar Binks to me, so I decided to call her Niki Niki Binks or Nar Nar Rinks.
Suffah, piggertits :tomlinson: :hambone:
Ribs.
 
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femoralcanal said:
HoneyBadger tagged a troon with 200k followers and gave it some tips to look less like a man.

The troon's sizable following of other troons didn't like it and well... you know how this is gonna go.
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It's going to be one of  those days huh? I'm so glad you won't let the idiots win, Jen. Good luck

Edit - Pig News brings you the updates on this still developing story!
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Lol one of the trannies knows Pat.
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HoneyBadger is one of the best Patposter and troll of Rick. Even the trangenders are thinking Rick is a loon, lol, lmao even.
 
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