Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Make Anime Illegal]

HoneyBadger tagged a troon with 200k followers and gave it some tips to look less like a man.

The troon's sizable following of other troons didn't like it and well... you know how this is gonna go.
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It's going to be one of  those days huh? I'm so glad you won't let the idiots win, Jen. Good luck

Edit - Pig News brings you the updates on this still developing story!
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Lol one of the trannies knows Pat.
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Edit 2 - it's still going on and just getting funnier (and more NSFW, so I'll put it under a spoiler) .

Spoiler: Pat's ego must be as pulverized as my ribs

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Should have spelled it "pecks" like fatrick did.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Pat spent much of the afternoon oinking at a dedicated pest.

Spoiler: Pics

 

[Big White Bwana]

Wrong as always, stalker. He has two, the #FBI knows he has two, the police know he has two, that's why your life is already over, wait for the knockers.
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I have seen things like drug cartel mutilations, ISIS beheadings, decaying sex-reassigment surgery gone wrong, African "necklaces" made of burning tyres, and Chinese industrial accidents... but this photo has to top the lot for being frighteningly bizarre.
Only God can help me now...

 

[A.P. Hill]

Lol one of the trannies knows Pat.

Even loony troons know and hate the pig. My sides are all the way to Alpha Centauri.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I just realized something about Patrick after going back in the thread during it's early pages. He doesn't like guns because it's a masculine thing or anything. He likes them because he saw them in television shows. His P90 is from Stargate and the Beretta CX4 he owns is from Battlestar Galactica. He likely got them to larp as his favourite characters in science fiction shows.

 

[dj0449674]

I just realized something about Patrick after going back in the thread during it's early pages. He doesn't like guns because it's a masculine thing or anything. He likes them because he saw them in television shows. His P90 is from Stargate and the Beretta CX4 he owns is from Battlestar Galactica. He likely got them to larp as his favourite characters in science fiction shows.

His whole personality is mass consumption.

He made a "joke" about "mouth feel" that he stole almost word for word from an episode of Bob's Burgers.

 

[A.P. Hill]

I just realized something about Patrick after going back in the thread during it's early pages. He doesn't like guns because it's a masculine thing or anything. He likes them because he saw them in television shows. His P90 is from Stargate and the Beretta CX4 he owns is from Battlestar Galactica. He likely got them to larp as his favourite characters in science fiction shows.

Patrick owns guns and cars and posts obsessively about them because he is such a far-left loon that he believes that owning guns and cars automatically makes you a "conservative".

 

[NaggotFigger]

More funny from the funsters.
Trannies will never be real women. Cope and sneed, tranny dicksucker baby children.
@femoralcanal have posted some portion of the post, but I decided to post how the full (excluding his previous reply) post looks like.

Spoiler: Hilarity ensues

Tranny’s post.

Honey Badger’s reply, which got 17 retarded tranny-chasing queer civilians dogpiling on him because he told him a little advice to improve himself.

Pests’ replies outside from the queers that has a tranny fetish.



Gay.

Convo with a woman, which Pat hates the most.

Tranny chaser defending his fapping material.


We got a tough guy in the platoon, little baby children.
And then this Jason tough guy ran away like a fucking pussy

 

[soyjersh]

Dude the post above me I can't reply to it for some reason but that is the funniest thing I've read all day. Thanks for the full on belly laugh.

 

[NaggotFigger]

I just realized something about Patrick after going back in the thread during it's early pages. He doesn't like guns because it's a masculine thing or anything. He likes them because he saw them in television shows. His P90 is from Stargate and the Beretta CX4 he owns is from Battlestar Galactica. He likely got them to larp as his favourite characters in science fiction shows.

In conclusion, this makes Jennifer even more of a fat cowardly faggot with bitch tits more than him being a fat faggot with bitch tits. He’s not just a fat faggot with bitch tits, he’s a worthless fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I can't reply to it for some reason

Highlight the part you want to reply to. Null implemented this feature to keep retards from replying to massive posts with one word or one sentence responses.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

14 flag emojis in a tweet? Literally Hitler, and other dumb takes.

14 words?
14.
One more than 13.
13.
13% of the population.
100% of my pepperoni.
14 flags.
Flags.
Fags.
I'm a fag.

 

[Dean Pentel]

The ego has gotta be stored in the bitch tits I bet someone tests that theory one day

I don't want to see Patrick get murdered or enjoy prison for decades. I do, however, want to see him mouth off to someone that will literally slap him around, especially if they slap his gut and bitch tits, and I want bystanders to record it and post it online. I honestly don't know who will be in worse pain that day, Rick or our sides.

He's getting turfed by Leslie Varney on a daily basis. A WOMAN, who has more clout and has accomplished more than he ever has in his fat life, is humiliating him.

And not only does she not resort to dumb insults like calling him an incel or speculating correctly about his small, misshapen penis, she knows exactly what to write to really make him seethe. He could get an arm caught in a woodchipper and not feel as wounded as when Leslie xeets at him. I know she's never met the guy but somehow she knows exactly his type. Between the spike in his BP and his drinking as he reads her replies, how bloodshot do you think his eyes get?

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Goddamn is this piggertits so miserably retarded and unlikable.

He's also quite soggy around the midsection.

This happened in Canada you stupid mother fucker, they still do DEI hires. I swear, if I see this asshole while I'm down there he's getting punched. Being this fucking retard should be illegal and punishable by public execution by both the retarded individual and those that gave them life.

No, stalker. You won't. Between his shrill, gay shriek as you strike him, your visceral disgust as your fist feels how squishy and greasy he is, and the Canadian Captain Save-a-Trannies that will see those bitch tits, hear that voice, jumping to some very incorrect conclusions about what's happening as they spring into action, he won't be seriously harmed. The Canadian FBI knows he won't be. They know this is why your life was already over.

Enjoy Tim Horton's (or whatever bullshit you all have up there).

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I need the professional writer to explain how a syllable can be wrong in every last detail or not.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Enjoy Tim Horton's (or whatever bullshit you all have up there).

Haven't had Tim Horton's since they sold out to America. Their coffee is disgusting. Canadian McDonald's coffee is better (They use the old company Tim Horton's had). If you're out and about and want a cheap coffee that wont give you cancer, try A&W's. They're also always trying new coffee beans so they can be cheap. I have French Press and an espresso maker behind me on my office desk for whenever I need a coffee.

Does Patrick's hovel AirBNB even have a coffee maker? Or does he just have cheap tea?

 

[Terence Trent D'ARPA]

Does Patrick's hovel AirBNB even have a coffee maker? Or does he just have cheap tea?

Although technically it does have a coffeemaker, you can tell from the kitchen picture that he doesn't drink it regularly. The biggest clue is the brand of coffeemaker: If you joined the Gevalia Coffee Club, they would send you a free cone-filtered coffeemaker and bags of coffee each month until you canceled the subscription. However, you were allowed to cancel after the first month -- so they gave out a lot of free coffeemakers to random people on the Internet. One of these coffeemakers went to either to Pat or Niki -- and I'm sure it hasn't been cleaned since the day they got it. (Judging from the model, I think it's pre-2010.)

Also, notice that he has several (unopened) bags of Dunkin' Donuts coffee. You might think to yourself, "Why doesn't he have Starbucks or something?" The answer -- child -- is that Pat is a "conservative" and as an Actual Tough Guy Published Author, he doesn't do things like pretend to write things at a Starbucks. Why do that when you could pretend to write at a dive bar instead?

You would think that as an AirBnB host -- Patrick would invest in a Keurig coffeemaker and leave a K-Pod tree filled with the various types of coffee and tea that you see on the shelf. He would reclaim a lot of shelf and counter space if he were to do that. Cleanup would be easy, and everything would look nice and organized. Hell, with all that extra space he could leave out some bread and bagels for his guests, so they can use the inexplicably placed four-slice toaster.

Or he could get rid of the toaster entirely and actually have space for the microwave instead of placing it on top of the refrigerator! Why risk the safety of your guests if they slip and fall while using that stepstool to remove something from the microwave that requires both hands?

This place really is a Patemkin village. On first glance, it looks like it might be a cozy spot to spend the night. But once you get up close and personal, you realize that everything is a sham -- you couldn't even use this stuff even if you wanted to. I bet the next funster that comes in there will put four slices of bread in that toaster -- and trip the circuit breaker in the process.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

He's saving that toaster to drop in his bath.

 

[femoralcanal]

Lol one of the trannies knows Pat.

Tiny but interesting update

I have no idea which podcast beside NPS would ask a tranny about Pat, but I do hope a Funster begin asking questions.

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Edit to avoid double posting.

From the first better forum: Les has pretty much confirmed she gave her blessing to the Funster pranking Pigster with her son's fake profile.


Also, imagining this situation made me lmao in real life


Les is this close to trying a coup d'etat and taking Dan's place as the new Fuhrer Ringleader

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Les is this close to trying a coup d'etat and taking Dan's place as the new Fuhrer Ringleader

O&A has gone from loving you loving the show to being harry haters, from hating 'holes' and female comedy to rallying behind a funny hole, from plugging Vos's gigs to publishing Mew's Kampf. I can't wait for the next heel turn, the anticipation has me edging.

 

[Pig Cannon]

Also, imagining this situation made me lmao in real life

i feel like Leslie is flying a little too close to the sun here. between bragging about her family connections in a threatening way and interacting with a troll impersonating her son on a public forum....the funster is right, it is weird and i liked it more when she was somewhat aloof about all the nonsense

if i was a client of her son and this stuff came up during a routine google search, the only thing even weirder would be for his mom to pull me aside to explain a bunch of terminally online inside jokes