Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Law]

Fatrick's fridge is made of austenitic stainless steel, probably standard kitchen-appliance-grade 304, which contains 18% Chromium and 8% Nickel.

Only on Kiwi Farms will you find discussion of the nickel content contained in the fridge of a man referred to as Fatrick.

 

[Something Awful]

Again, I know it's hard to believe, but he doesn't copy-paste. He's too fat to copy-paste. He types it every time, because he fat-fingers it and typos it fairly routinely.

I think maybe he has a txt file for copy-pasting on his Microsoft® Surface Pro™ 9, but types it manually on whatever phone he hasn't drowned yet. Or maybe it's vice versa. I don't know. Apparently he goes through a lot of keyboards, somehow. I'll admit the complete logistics of the childing lifestyle are beyond me.

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

Seriously can some trollchild prise out an explanation of how he is fighting and defeating muh nazis by NOCHILDing on elon's website?

Well, every minute I spent laughing at that retard is a minute I'm not harassing minorities, so there's that I guess.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

Apparently he goes through a lot of keyboards, somehow

heavy fingers

 

[Dean Pentel]

How exactly did you hurt them if they win with a landslide, and can take all hope from you, piglet?

Trump or Musk could literally sodomize Patrick @Judge Holden style and he'd say something like, "Well I didn't shower today so I bet my ass really stinks. I showed them!"

Why would you admit that nearly a million people have seen your post and think you're an idiot?

Probably because you're a Fat Faggot With Bitch Tits.

You can do better.

No, child. You can't.

It’s funny that Pat calls others delusional when he believes he’s a tough, handsome, intelligent, badass. Despite being none of those things.

He also believes he's a successful, well-liked author that isn't enormously obese.

 

[Meriasek]

Fuck, the fat faggot with bitch tits really is RETARDED.

Fatrick's fridge is made of austenitic stainless steel, probably standard kitchen-appliance-grade 304, which contains 18% Chromium and 8% Nickel. It's not non-magnetic because of the nickel; it's non-magnetic because the crystal structure (austenite) is non-magnetic. (For complex reasons that have to do with how iron atoms are aligned in an irregular way in austenite.)

You can make non-ferromagnetic austenitic stainless steels with very low or even zero nickel, e.g.: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5090547/

And lol at "ferritic crystal structures." Ferrite is something very specific: It's a type of steel microstructure, like austenite, martensite, pearlite, and others. Ferrite is magnetic, so Fatrick's fridge is almost certainly not made of a ferritic steel.

I like the punchline "it's all nickel's fault," when nickel has literally nothing to do with anything.

What a buffoon.

It's also funny because nickel is important in many permanent magnet alloys like AlNiCo.
Maybe the nickel content prevents a ferritic structure, but no, that's not generally the case. Fatso spent 40 minutes on Wikipedia learning nothing, but thinking he's a genius who can educate his followers now. His narcissism knows no bounds (kinda like his waistline).
Sometimes I wished I was still on twitter so I could correcT his scientific bullshit whenever it comes up.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Looks Like Detective Pig has figured out were the 15 million missing democrat voters went...
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What does he think can be done with software that's not on the voting machines they took it from?

He's basically saying that people snuck back in, put altered software on all the voting machines with nobody noticing (and the machines just allow this) and successfully stole an election. Like, shit, maybe those dudes SHOULD run the government since Jennifer is the only person to even have figured it out.

He really thinks somebody in the Biden Administration is going to see his tweets, check all the machines in the country and be like "shit they did it!" Then there will be a big parade for Rick.

But that's stupid, Patirck is too fat to fit on a parade float.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

just a cross-thread note that Snackie, Rick's shover-lover, is also going with the "elections are over" (probably having misheard "erections are over" when she waddled into the bar) but is going further into secession. Rick, you gonna let her outdo you?

The Fatprick already has. He never deletes tweets, he doesn't go private, and he doesn't photoshop his head on others bodies and claim that is how he used to look.

Ms. Butt Legal is now private because of 'the fascists attacking her', deleting posts calling people Russian operatives, and is stealing fitness valor with AI head grafing.

He isn waiting for others to go viral on 'his side' so he knows what to think.
But don't you worry. As soon as he sees what's popular on his side, he'll be out there on the battlegrounds, fighting tooth and nail, because he's a warrior!

The problem is the leadership class is accepting the loss publicly so he's left with missing votes/rigged machines.

Again, I know it's hard to believe, but he doesn't copy-paste. He's too fat to copy-paste. He types it every time, because he fat-fingers it and typos it fairly routinely.

Technically Tomlinson wants to be able to say his 'enjoy prison' is not automated spam when he get the obvious ban as automated spam. Those fat fingers on the vulgarian have to have more skill then snout insertion looking for treasure.

I think this is the most I have seen Rick seeth, perhaps ever. Even when he was in the depths of paying Quasi, he wasn't this unhinged. I am absolutely loving it and hope it continues with the same kind of energy for the next 4 years, the harvest will be immense.

A combination of changes are saving him and his account. Musk 'free speech' made misinformation about an election a non bannable offense on its face. The other is making non blue checks not show up often. The Fatrick getting reach would attract the attention of the more rabid MAGA types who would be new pests to him.

The LOLcow of the year would have been his if the race was close so The Fatprick had MAGA people yelling he could respond to..

 

[Judge Holden]

What does he think can be done with software that's not on the voting machines they took it from?

He's basically saying that people snuck back in, put altered software on all the voting machines with nobody noticing (and the machines just allow this) and successfully stole an election. Like, shit, maybe those dudes SHOULD run the government since Jennifer is the only person to even have figured it out.

He really thinks somebody in the Biden Administration is going to see his tweets, check all the machines in the country and be like "shit they did it!" Then there will be a big parade for Rick.

But that's stupid, Patirck is too fat to fit on a parade float.

In 2028, just before drumpf presses the "kill all niggers everewhere forever" button* that affords him the eternal presidency, Commando Pat is gonna break into the Whitehouse all guns blazing and upload the missing votes to the ballot supercomputer with his own magical thumbdrive, which legally reverses the 2024 election, un-presidents drumpf, and has him and the stalkersatzgrupen all sent to enjoy prison forever within the hour while fatrick oversees the reconstruction of civilisation and democracy

 

[internet friend]

I think maybe he has a txt file for copy-pasting on his Microsoft® Surface Pro™ 9, but types it manually on whatever phone he hasn't drowned yet. Or maybe it's vice versa. I don't know. Apparently he goes through a lot of keyboards, somehow. I'll admit the complete logistics of the childing lifestyle are beyond me.

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Damn he's giving Bossman Jack a run for his money in the keyboard destruction department.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Only on Kiwi Farms will you find discussion of the nickel content contained in the fridge of a man referred to as Fatrick.

The Kiwifarms, where retard niggerfaggots make fun of a fatter autistic retard, and then suddenly someone comes in and says "no, you don't understand, it's even MORE retarded, and here's how, I'm the world expert in this obscure branch of chemistry."

I've learned more genuine shit on Kiwifarms than I ever have on any other forum, or anywhere on the Internet.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I think maybe he has a txt file for copy-pasting on his Microsoft® Surface Pro™ 9, but types it manually on whatever phone he hasn't drowned yet. Or maybe it's vice versa. I don't know. Apparently he goes through a lot of keyboards, somehow. I'll admit the complete logistics of the childing lifestyle are beyond me.

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The Proart pz13 my wife bought me for school is so much better than a Surface. Also has a damn nice battery life too. Is this why Shane supports him? Because he uses crappy Microsoft tablets?

 

[Billy Bong]

The very first 'enjoy prison' in this thread is on page 1192, in this post's text echange: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patri...nic-kempesh-padawan-v-2-5.65412/post-13083051
The funny thing is, it was one of the pests that said it first, not Patrick! Patrick stole it from a pest! Classic!

 

[Something Awful]

The absolute disparity between these two images. The angriest babyface, it's incredible. Was this shopped? I cannot accept that it's real that he threw on the exact same outfit in the exact same room at the exact same angle. I'm obviously missing something here, but the stark difference between these is making me lose my shit

Fat Rick on the right in that image is an AI edit. However, if you're looking for the angriest babyface, Rick does have you covered:



He looks like an actual adult toddler, it's uncanny.



And a rendering by Just A Worm (RIP):

 

[Roland TB-303]

I was expecting more rageposting from Piggy on election night but maybe he’s achieved sentience and learned not to post every single mediocre thought or achievement he has online .

 

[DickMain]

I was expecting more rageposting from Piggy on election night but maybe he’s achieved sentience and learned not to post every single mediocre thought or achievement he has online .

See:

Ok caught up. The reason he's been so quiet is he doesn't know his talking points yet.
He is waiting for others to go viral on 'his side' so he knows what to think.
But don't you worry. As soon as he sees what's popular on his side, he'll be out there on the battlegrounds, fighting tooth and nail, because he's a warrior!

What a fucking z hero!

Put like that it's what makes the most sense to me personally.

 

[The Jackal]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.....THE COPE HAS BEGUN
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INITIATE SEETHE PROTOCOL #5.65412

Just to follow up on this - Trump now officially has more votes in 2024 than he did in 2020 (with only 93% counted thus far):

 

[S.C.U.D.]

The very first 'enjoy prison' in this thread is on page 1192, in this post's text echange: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patri...nic-kempesh-padawan-v-2-5.65412/post-13083051
The funny thing is, it was one of the pests that said it first, not Patrick! Patrick stole it from a pest! Classic!

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It cannot be overstated how significant this is to Pat lore. He STOLE the line from the very stalker children he now tells to enjoy prison hundreds of times a day! This fatso truly has no original thoughts in his head.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Doomposting Pat to Doom Cultist Pat is an exciting development

 

[ParasiteSteve]

Ok caught up. The reason he's been so quiet is he doesn't know his talking points yet.
He is waiting for others to go viral on 'his side' so he knows what to think.

Fucking spot on!

He is such a turd...