Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
I WISH

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HE SAID IT AH AH HE SAID THE THING DOOMER PAT SAID THE THING
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As Rick has pointed out countless times, Trump has already been convicted of, charged with and accused of how many crimes yet he won. Why does he think this one would have been any different?

No matter how often the police, justice system, courts, judges, etc. fuck him over by refusing to do what he orders them to do, Jennifer just doubles down on his belief that somewhere out there is this pristine entirely moral upstanding somebody who will throw everybody Patirck doesn't like in prison with basically no effort. If he can just find this person who will listen to him.
 
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uncle_ruckus said:
That thing is pretty neat being able guess a nobody author whose only engagement comes from trolls.
I just tried it and it only took a moment to correctly guess pat after it asked if he was fat and an author.
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As you can see it took quite a long time for Akinator to guess when I did it but once he stopped trying to ask me about whether I'm thinking of an actor/director/screenwriter/other movie industry bullshit and went from "is your character fat?" straight into "is your character a writer?" straight into the niggeroni question he guessed him right away.
 
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-metallurgy spergery-

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Checks out.
 
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Based.
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In this video (I can't be assed to find a timestamp right now), there is an interview with some Taliban and they say they hate Trump and love Joe Biden for getting the troops out of Afghanistan. The point is you can get the Taliban to say basically whatever you want if you ask them the right question. Rick is stupid, and fat, so he doesn't realize that.
 
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Tablet County said:
I had a shower thought: In a hypothetical Patrick Tomlinson movie, who would play Fatpig himself? I think Meatloaf is both fat and dramatic enough to fit the role.
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Only Boogie is fat enough to play Patrick Tomlinson. Even Patrick Tomlinson is nowhere near the fat as Patrick Tomlinson.
 
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Tablet County said:
I had a shower thought: In a hypothetical Patrick Tomlinson movie, who would play Fatpig himself? I think Meatloaf is both fat and dramatic enough to fit the role.
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And almost dead enough.

I've suggested Glenn Fleshler for this role earlier in this thread.

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🇺🇸 :tomlinson:ENJOY PRISON - MAGA EDITION - DAY 4 + EXTRA SEETHING:tomlinson:🇺🇸
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8 enjoy prisons so far.
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1 childing.
In total, we have:
430 + 8 + 1 = 439 :tomlinson:
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Rick claims that the civilian voted so that he can let men kill her. Same fat faggot with bitch tits that's also a deadbeat dad towards his biological daughter, and have no real joy aside from consoom and hanging out in bars or outside, only to be backfired by pests mocking him. He's a narcissistic fat pig that only knows how to Xeet on how much evil orange man threatened his own life and do nothing in the half-hovel but enjoy prisoning repeatedly with his fat fingers without copy-pasting it at all.
Truly the holiest Man of Pig, punishing the sinful pests that threatened his lair; and keep his crusade ongoing, stalker child :tomlinson:
 
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NaggotFigger said:
🇺🇸 :tomlinson:ENJOY PRISON - MAGA EDITION - DAY 4 + EXTRA SEETHING:tomlinson:🇺🇸
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Rick claims that the civilian voted so that he can let men kill her. Same fat faggot with bitch tits that's also a deadbeat dad towards his biological daughter, and have no real joy aside from consoom and hanging out in bars or outside, only to be backfired by pests mocking him. He's a narcissistic fat pig that only knows how to Xeet on how much evil orange man threatened his own life and do nothing in the half-hovel but enjoy prisoning repeatedly with his fat fingers without copy-pasting it at all.
Truly the holiest Man of Pig, punishing the sinful pests that threatened his lair; and keep his crusade ongoing, stalker child :tomlinson:
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You notice how Pat keeps saying Trump is "an adjudicated rapist"?
It's because it means fucking nothing.
An adjudication just means a court process occurred. I could take Pat to court for raping ME and then when Pat was found not guilty I could just say "but you were adjudicated for rape!"
He's such a dishonest, disgusting pig.
 
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