Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Using the previously mentioned vibrating orb I had installed against my prostate which activates whenever pig man xeets I have been able to detect a new oinkout juuuust about to start.....because this is really how this absurd little fat fuck is spending christmas eve
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Dude. Nobody cares about percentages.

If I make $100,000 and I spend $1,000 of that on something, that's 1% of my income.
If someone else makes $200,000 and spends $1,000 on something, that's 0.5% of his income.
Same amount, lower percentage.

The average Marshall Islands child gets less than $800/year in educational funding. They're not spending "more" on education, they're spending the bare minimum on a budget of coconuts and tree bark.

6.1% of the U.S. annual budget eclipses the Marshall Islands GDP like a star swallowing a small asteroid. None of this matters as America pays for it.

Did you somehow think America and the Marshall Islands had the same GDP? That's the only way you make sense.
Get back to me when you learn percentages because otherwise you're looking as stupid as Patrick with his 1.2 GPA. I take it you're American because only they can be this retarded.
 
Get back to me when you learn percentages because otherwise you're looking as stupid as Patrick with his 1.2 GPA. I take it you're American because only they can be this retarded.
Jesus Christ, this shit again with you.

Either explain his error or shut the fuck up.
 
Using the previously mentioned vibrating orb I had installed against my prostate which activates whenever pig man xeets I have been able to detect a new oinkout juuuust about to start.....because this is really how this absurd little fat fuck is spending christmas eve
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Every time he xeets? Your bumhole is going to look like a cross between goatse and the Grand Canyon.

Merry Prison everyone! Hope you all have a happy incarceration and have all the roast Nutraloaf you can eat!
 
Get back to me when you learn percentages because otherwise you're looking as stupid as Patrick with his 1.2 GPA. I take it you're American because only they can be this retarded.
I know what a percentage is, so while you're technically right, that isn't what Trump was talking about. In raw numbers, Trump was pretty close, we're #3 or #4 in the world. The countries ahead of us probably only have the spare income because we subsidize their defense spending.

GDP percentage is as irrelavent as it is misleading. It means absolutely nothing in or out of context.
 
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so he was getting a book signed for his girlfriend, whom he'd been dating (& sleeping with) for at least a month-- but to try and score cool points with @neilhimself, pat describes her on twitter as some weird chick he was trying to bang.
I had a visceral reaction to this; imagine waking up naked and hungover next to Patrick fucking Tomlinson and not quietly getting a taxi and trying to forget the horrid deed ever happened. I think I’d take to drink. Strange woman indeed.
 
Jesus fuck, man. We can accurately point out what a despicable fat faggot with bitch tits he is, the pests can xeet at him in a comical way, but nobody bodies him the way other people involved in writing/publishing can.

I bet he seethes so fucking hard when Brian points out how much better his life is than Patrick's. You love to see it.
 
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Jesus fuck, man. We can accurately point out what a despicable fat faggot with bitch tits he is, the pests can xeet at him in a comical way, but nobody bodies him the way other people involved in writing/publishing can.

I bet he seethes so fucking hard when Brian points out how much better his life is than Patrick's. You love to see it.j
I'm sure Patrick sees most insults as the equivalent of a buzzing mosquito, but that dig from Brian was the equivalent of a Zweihänder cleaving Patrick in two. Absolutely brutal.
 
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As usual, for this jolly Christmas occasion, Rick decided to NO CHILD this pest in pure seething energy. He wants to say that we should enjoy prison and receive presents in federal prisons.

A toast to every pests that we all have a festive and joyous Christmas and a Happy New Year. Merry Pigmas 2024, but not Fatprick. Wait for the knock for your prezzies.
You.
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No, Robert. You are not bound for holly nor jolly with your Christmas. Christmas ends in prison for you.

No, stalker, you did not put me on the naughty list. I've already been cleared by Santa. His elves know I'm not on the naughty list. They know you are.

Enjoy fruitcake, stalker.

ETA: do you think Fatty believed in Santa and the like as a kid. Like REALLY believed, and if Kyle ever bugged him about how he's getting coal for Christmas he had a massive autistic meltdown complete with bowel voiding until Mama Raven assured him that new toys and star wars were coming like he asked for from Santa.
 
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