Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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His torque wheeler account is back but now it's private.
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He will most likely tweet that Trump is constitutionally disqualified from holding office, as he has xeeted for three months now

I feel there will be an inordinate amount of stressful sighs out of Pat, probably followed 30 seconds later by Nikki's version of the same. I bet the atmosphere tomorrow over there will be dark and poisonous and full of land mines he'll step on. Maybe she'll send him down to the beach.
 
Oooooh boy oh boy pigtits is going in to Inauguration day absolutely fucking squealing with rage
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He has also produced one and a half seethe chains on how drumpf supporters are evil raysiss bigot nazichilds
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Also he continues to oink at stalkerchilds and randomly spew shit like "You are not my little brother, stalker. and I have no gender journey" because he knows it brings me closer to death each time I keel over in retarded laughter at this shit
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xitter has a new feature called Radar in which you can graph custom search queries, such as how many times someone tweets, filtered by like count or phrases.

i decided to graph how many people tweeted at Pigtits over the past week:

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as you can see, stalker childs don't tend to tweet much during work days, indicating gainful employment and busy lives. The activity spikes on the weekend, peaking at 6426 tweets on Saturday.

let's compare this to Pat tweeting either "stalker", "child", or "prison" in the same timespan!

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not to go all "muh per capita" on you but 573 posts from one single individual vs 13k divided among an international cyberstalker cartel is quite telling, and proves that all of his talk of our lives solely consisting of him is pure projection. He sits on his fart couch and tweets all day while the childs are busy with productive toil, mostly enjoying The Pat Show on the weekends with a beer.

get a job pat. also fat.
 
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...bau bau?

He has also produced one and a half seethe chains on how drumpf supporters are evil raysiss bigot nazichilds
besides murdering bernell tramtard or whatever his name is, what has fatrick actually done to #resist trump? not that i think people waving signs in a low-energy parade has any meaning, but does he even go to protests? i know he's at this point just a feature of his fartcouch vs. a fully ambulatory entity but it's wild to see someone so vehement and fired-up and yet so utterly passive and inactive
 
That pat can’t see the humor in Trump goes to show how little comic sense he has, And he wanted to be a stand up comedian. The Guy doesn’t have a funny bone in his body. I think someone has said it before but I’m sure he never wanted to actually make people laugh. He just wanted people to listen to him lecture them.
 
...bau bau?
Noooooo, child, I am not a Moccoco, these are your delusions. Enjoy prison, Ruffian.
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Ya know having already seen the size of the Patposter/40k Venn diagram an the Patposter/Cormac Mccarthy Venn diagram, I am not sure if I am emotionally prepared to see the Patposter/Hololive Venn Diagram
 
besides murdering bernell tramtard or whatever his name is, what has fatrick actually done to #resist trump? not that i think people waving signs in a low-energy parade has any meaning, but does he even go to protests? i know he's at this point just a feature of his fartcouch vs. a fully ambulatory entity but it's wild to see someone so vehement and fired-up and yet so utterly passive and inactive

Now if I recall he yelled at bunch of people for not voting fast enough for something. I think this was before the election results though. By "yell" I mean he whined and oinked at some trannys or something on twitter/X for not voting while they were crying/dilating over the election.


Side note, I really assumed the murder of Bernell was just a running joke like the pepperoni bit, but the more I learned this is really really odd. The circumstances that surrounded Pat's refusal to acknowledge the accusations despite arguing for hours at someone pretending to be his toilet; then there's the speeding ticket, and the footage of the murderer and so on. Why would anyone want to shoot some random guy, middle of the day over a political opposition?
 
Side note, I really assumed the murder of Bernell was just a running joke like the pepperoni bit, but the more I learned this is really really odd. The circumstances that surrounded Pat's refusal to acknowledge the accusations despite arguing for hours at someone pretending to be his toilet; then there's the speeding ticket, and the footage of the murderer and so on. Why would anyone want to shoot some random guy, middle of the day over a political opposition?
Honestly its pretty fucking obvious it's not pat
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After all, he has the baseball hat on the right fucking way round.
 
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