Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[John_Smith]

Has he ever posted a “fun tip” that wasn’t complete bullshit? If he hadn’t abandoned Annabelle, he’d be posting “fun parenting tips” like “Don’t break the bank on expensive educational toys when you can make superior ones with whatever you have around the house. A bag of broken glass makes an affordable and unique rattle for your newborn or a teething toy for your toddler!”

Would you be referencing this classic Saturday Night Live skit?

 

[TheGuntinator]

Everything about Pat screams out that he's a guy who's constantly wrestling with questions regarding his sexual identity.

Everything about Pat screams he uses grindr DAILY while Nikki is working.

In SFWA news they've kicked out a 71 year old 'LGBT-positive' female SF writer and her husband before she got her award and then removed access to her panel because she used a 'racial slur.' She described Samuel Delaney, who is black and 80, as a 'colored person' who broke barriers, instead of as a 'person of color.' Here's a tweet about it. It's nice to see them flinging shit at each other instead of groping children but why haven't they banned Fat for the processing of Delaney's youngest kin into pepperoni?

The terms are so similar even they csnt help but use it. 2nd funniest thing I've ever seen

He looks like at least one of his parents was a dwarf. Face like a squashed peanut.

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Definitely my favorite part about this cow is the pictures where he's so absurdly edited to be fat, sweaty and red yet several times I've had to double take to make sure it was edited

 

[polyester]

In SFWA news they've kicked out a 71 year old 'LGBT-positive' female SF writer and her husband before she got her award and then removed access to her panel because she used a 'racial slur.' She described Samuel Delaney, who is black and 80, as a 'colored person' who broke barriers, instead of as a 'person of color.' Here's a tweet about it. It's nice to see them flinging shit at each other instead of groping children but why haven't they banned Fat for the processing of Delaney's youngest kin into pepperoni?

Damn, reading up on this made me MATI.

What am absolute dick move, inviting a 71-year-old lady to your conference to honor her with a lifetime achievement award, only to then publicly denounce her and throw her out of the conference for such a frivolous reasons.

The SFWA's official statement (archive) is hysterical, repeatedly accusing her in a pearl-clutching tone of "using a racial slur".
If you read only that statement, you'd think that she had, like, walked onto the conference stage with a grin on her face and shouted into the microphone "Fucking niggers, am I right?".

In reality, her only offense was that when she praised a black colleague of her generation, she used the phrase "colored person" instead of "person of color".
The moderator didn't step in to point out to her that she had used an outdated term, either.
Instead, they let her finish her speech like the passive-aggressive cunts that they are, and then sent her and her husband (collective punishment I guess?) a message informing them that they were being thrown out.

The black colleague she was referring to, wasn't even offended (archive).
It was the SFWA leadership who felt the need to step in with their zero-tolerance "swift action".

The 71-year-old lady's husband tweeted afterwards (archive) that she was "shivering, crying uncontrollably".
Now, it looks like this lady was herself a life-long bleeding-heart, sodomy-promoting libtard, and in a way, the current incarnation of millenial Woke fanaticism is the end result of what the boomer libs paved the way for. But still, she didn't deserve this.

Sorry for the long non-Fatrick rant.
TL;DR: Turns out the only organization that stands behind Fatrick is led by callous, self-righteous assholes. Figures.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Everything about Pat screams he uses grindr DAILY while Nikki is working.

This. I have to wonder if Big Niki’s family has the same take, hence his exclusion from family holiday meals and other get-togethers.

The funniest part of it is that this effeminate, limp-wristed sissy tries so hard to seem straight and alpha that he goes around making “actual tough guy” quotes and claiming that nobody would ever guess he’s a fucking dork for sci-fi. Imagine suppressing the urge to deck this tubby queer over Thanksgiving dinner as he tries to ‘firebrand’ the whole family.

And there would never be any delicious Thanksgiving leftovers, because Pat is a greedy fuck who doesn’t know when to walk away from the trough. He’s extremely obese but just keeps stuffing his face. Such a “geek” but doesn’t understand the correlation between calories consumed and the fat piece of shit staring back at him in the mirror.

Plus he’d squash the stuffing out of your furniture with his enormously fat body.

 

[JustStopDude]

Here's Pat himself doing a demonstration of how he accesses his vehicles from his own backdoor:
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don't worry, he's on it, a ballon full of $1 worth of table salt can outperform all the herbicides in the market and fuck up your entire soil because you're too lazy to take good care of 5 sq ft of garden
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For all the bitching he does about Twitter not getting rid of his trolls, how the fuck does he expect some dude from India to tell the difference between the troll tweets and his real tweets?

This has to be a troll. No one is this fucking stupid.

 

[Pickle Built]

Everything about Pat screams he uses grindr DAILY

Ya'd think he'd be too fat to use that lil old hand grinder on em kiddies but he just keeps on grinding
It's honestly inspirational

 

[Roccosmoderndeath1]

Damn, reading up on this made me MATI.

What am absolute dick move, inviting a 71-year-old lady to your conference to honor her with a lifetime achievement award, only to then publicly denounce her and throw her out of the conference for such a frivolous reasons.

The SFWA's official statement (archive) is hysterical, repeatedly accusing her in a pearl-clutching tone of "using a racial slur".
If you read only that statement, you'd think that she had, like, walked onto the conference stage with a grin on her face and shouted into the microphone "Fucking niggers, am I right?".

In reality, her only offense was that when she praised a black colleague of her generation, she used the phrase "colored person" instead of "person of color".
The moderator didn't step in to point out to her that she had used an outdated term, either.
Instead, they let her finish her speech like the passive-aggressive cunts that they are, and then sent her and her husband (collective punishment I guess?) a message informing them that they were being thrown out.

The black colleague she was referring to, wasn't even offended (archive).
It was the SFWA leadership who felt the need to step in with their zero-tolerance "swift action".

The 71-year-old lady's husband tweeted afterwards (archive) that she was "shivering, crying uncontrollably".
Now, it looks like this lady was herself a life-long bleeding-heart, sodomy-promoting libtard, and in a way, the current incarnation of millenial Woke fanaticism is the end result of what the boomer libs paved the way for. But still, she didn't deserve this.

Sorry for the long non-Fatrick rant.
TL;DR: Turns out the only organization that stands behind Fatrick is led by callous, self-righteous assholes. Figures.

While Pat is jolly good fun, it's the SFWA stuff that gets me MATI posting too.

Imagine spending your whole life, fighting for gay rights during the AIDS crisis, old enough to have witnessed Brown v Board of Education. You've literally spent your whole life fighting for civil rights and some genuine belief in "social justice". You've been so successful in your field, you're set to receive a lifetime achievement award, maybe sail off into the sunset of retirement soon after.

But none of that matters because you had one boomer moment where you said a word that doesn't even scratch the top ten worst words I could think of right now to call a black person. A word that was literally fully socially acceptable to use until she was at least in her 30s. Snake eating its own tail.

 

[r00]

That is an odd thing to be proud about.

Surfaces are pretty average workhorses. Nothing wrong with them, but it’s not hard to find a comparable or better machine for the same or even less money if your only purpose is writing and web surfing.

No, child. Patrick wrote 6 books on his deck, so therefore surfaces are the best laptops available. I'm sorry you are so stupid at this.
If Patrick has or knows something, then it is objectively the superior option in his eyes.


Also, I saw these on the other forum and they made me laugh. I hope Pat taps into these memories of jolly auld Englande for his Tiny Tim book.

Beer connoisseur and gourmand Pat is well versed in British cuisine, child. He once ate a plate of vomit he found in some random Ember Inn's toilet. He knows all the secrets of the special pumps that bubble his aerated ale for him, child.


While visiting the faire citie of Londinium, noted author Patrick S Tomlinson channeled the spirit of Sir Charles Dickens and ventured on a number of night walks. He stumbled upon a music hall and popped inside to regale the poorfolk with some witty banter he had bought with him from the new worlde.

It's worth noting that Comedy Virgins is an open mic night for....Comedy virgins. As in new and first time performers.
Patrick must've thought they were advertising for "Fat Virgins" because we all know Patrick is a professional stand-up comedian that has performed throughout the globe, and wouldn't need to steal 5 minutes of stage time away from some lowly civilian.







But wait a minute here? Why would a professional comedian need to pay a 5 shilling deposit for 5 minutes at some random open mic?


Is it because he's a big fat ham that exaggerates even the most minor of accomplishments? I'll let you be the judge. I think we can all agree that he is however fat by every medical standard.

 

[NotFatChild]

Damn, reading up on this made me MATI.

What am absolute dick move, inviting a 71-year-old lady to your conference to honor her with a lifetime achievement award, only to then publicly denounce her and throw her out of the conference for such a frivolous reasons.

The SFWA's official statement (archive) is hysterical, repeatedly accusing her in a pearl-clutching tone of "using a racial slur".
If you read only that statement, you'd think that she had, like, walked onto the conference stage with a grin on her face and shouted into the microphone "Fucking niggers, am I right?".

In reality, her only offense was that when she praised a black colleague of her generation, she used the phrase "colored person" instead of "person of color".
The moderator didn't step in to point out to her that she had used an outdated term, either.
Instead, they let her finish her speech like the passive-aggressive cunts that they are, and then sent her and her husband (collective punishment I guess?) a message informing them that they were being thrown out.

The black colleague she was referring to, wasn't even offended (archive).
It was the SFWA leadership who felt the need to step in with their zero-tolerance "swift action".

The 71-year-old lady's husband tweeted afterwards (archive) that she was "shivering, crying uncontrollably".
Now, it looks like this lady was herself a life-long bleeding-heart, sodomy-promoting libtard, and in a way, the current incarnation of millenial Woke fanaticism is the end result of what the boomer libs paved the way for. But still, she didn't deserve this.

Sorry for the long non-Fatrick rant.
TL;DR: Turns out the only organization that stands behind Fatrick is led by callous, self-righteous assholes. Figures.

anyone who shows up to receive an award from pedophile defenders deserve worse than being socially shamed (by people who have no shame) for such retarded reasons, so I cant bring myself to have any sympathy at all.

if you arent a complete degenerate you hang up the phone immediately if SFWA tries to contact you.

 

[instythot]

anyone who shows up to receive an award from pedophile defenders deserve worse than being socially shamed (by people who have no shame) for such retarded reasons, so I cant bring myself to have any sympathy at all.

if you arent a complete degenerate you hang up the phone immediately if SFWA tries to contact you.

Do they even have the budget left for telephone outreach after settling the matter of the Tomlinson Debt?

 

[TreeFortRichardsTCell]

was told it was backwards, so he either did it on purpose or is so flabbergas

Damn, reading up on this made me MATI.

What am absolute dick move, inviting a 71-year-old lady to your conference to honor her with a lifetime achievement award, only to then publicly denounce her and throw her out of the conference for such a frivolous reasons.

The SFWA's official statement (archive) is hysterical, repeatedly accusing her in a pearl-clutching tone of "using a racial slur".
If you read only that statement, you'd think that she had, like, walked onto the conference stage with a grin on her face and shouted into the microphone "Fucking niggers, am I right?".

In reality, her only offense was that when she praised a black colleague of her generation, she used the phrase "colored person" instead of "person of color".
The moderator didn't step in to point out to her that she had used an outdated term, either.
Instead, they let her finish her speech like the passive-aggressive cunts that they are, and then sent her and her husband (collective punishment I guess?) a message informing them that they were being thrown out.

The black colleague she was referring to, wasn't even offended (archive).
It was the SFWA leadership who felt the need to step in with their zero-tolerance "swift action".

The 71-year-old lady's husband tweeted afterwards (archive) that she was "shivering, crying uncontrollably".
Now, it looks like this lady was herself a life-long bleeding-heart, sodomy-promoting libtard, and in a way, the current incarnation of millenial Woke fanaticism is the end result of what the boomer libs paved the way for. But still, she didn't deserve this.

Sorry for the long non-Fatrick rant.
TL;DR: Turns out the only organization that stands behind Fatrick is led by callous, self-righteous assholes. Figures.

Her official reply should be "Thanks a Lot, Niggers."

I at least give that fucking gay pedo Delaney credit for saying "hey it was me she referred to and I don't even care".

 

[Slobs]

While Pat is jolly good fun, it's the SFWA stuff that gets me MATI posting too.

Imagine spending your whole life, fighting for gay rights during the AIDS crisis, old enough to have witnessed Brown v Board of Education. You've literally spent your whole life fighting for civil rights and some genuine belief in "social justice". You've been so successful in your field, you're set to receive a lifetime achievement award, maybe sail off into the sunset of retirement soon after.

But none of that matters because you had one boomer moment where you said a word that doesn't even scratch the top ten worst words I could think of right now to call a black person. A word that was literally fully socially acceptable to use until she was at least in her 30s. Snake eating its own tail.

Like it or not she's reaping what she sowed here. This kind of culture didn't come from nowhere, nor did the opportunistic parasites giving her the boot. These people were allowed to grow into what they are, they were rewarded for using shitty tactics and dehumanising others, and they watched quietly as their other members were treated the same way.

Other members of the SFWA, and similar organisations for that matter, should be paying attention to events like this and asking themselves if they really want to continue playing this game of tiptoeing over broken glass for woke points. They're actively incentivising their peers to exile them the second they fall behind the times or slip up by saying something that can be misheard or misinterpreted.

Of course you could always go down Patrick's route by being one of the shameless few that will suck up to literal sex offenders and pedophiles. If you lie for their sake and help cover up that they're a threat to vulnerable people they'll cover for you too! Isn't that a great community that any morally upright author would be happy to be a part of?

 

[Starscreams Cape]

No, child. Patrick wrote 6 books on his deck, so therefore surfaces are the best laptops available. I'm sorry you are so stupid at this.
If Patrick has or knows something, then it is objectively the superior option in his eyes.


Also, I saw these on the other forum and they made me laugh. I hope Pat taps into these memories of jolly auld Englande for his Tiny Tim book.
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Beer connoisseur and gourmand Pat is well versed in British cuisine, child. He once ate a plate of vomit he found in some random Ember Inn's toilet. He knows all the secrets of the special pumps that bubble his aerated ale for him, child.

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While visiting the faire citie of Londinium, noted author Patrick S Tomlinson channeled the spirit of Sir Charles Dickens and ventured on a number of night walks. He stumbled upon a music hall and popped inside to regale the poorfolk with some witty banter he had bought with him from the new worlde.

It's worth noting that Comedy Virgins is an open mic night for....Comedy virgins. As in new and first time performers.
Patrick must've thought they were advertising for "Fat Virgins" because we all know Patrick is a professional stand-up comedian that has performed throughout the globe, and wouldn't need to steal 5 minutes of stage time away from some lowly civilian.

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But wait a minute here? Why would a professional comedian need to pay a 5 shilling deposit for 5 minutes at some random open mic?

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Is it because he's a big fat ham that exaggerates even the most minor of accomplishments? I'll let you be the judge. I think we can all agree that he is however fat by every medical standard.

Professional comedians know how to deftly handle hecklers. Something tells me that if fatso came across one he would just scream at them with profanity, leaving the audience feeling awkward and unsettled. Afterwards he'd probably be so rattled that he'd just slink off the stage in embarrassment as everyone just nervously giggles.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Pro gardening tip: salt the earth so nothing will grow and it will leech into the earth contaminating it for generations turning it in to a field of dust.

 

[FinnSven]

If he was smart, he would try making a $0.99 kindle book about all his bar fantasies. Just a bunch of short outlandish fictions. I’m not saying it would sell well, but people do randomly buy those cheap shorts. It would sell better than his other junk.

That actually would do a hell of a lot for his writing “career”.

Better than he is now, anyway.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Pro gardening tip: salt the earth so nothing will grow and it will leech into the earth contaminating it for generations turning it in to a field of dust.

Maybe Patrick knows this, and is trying to devalue his property so much that the liens against it mean nothing.

 

[Associate Rick]

Maybe Patrick knows this, and is trying to devalue his property so much that the liens against it mean nothing.

I think we might all be overthinking this, maybe it's just the salt that fell off Ricks fries when he was standing outside stuffing his gaping maw.

 

[Ophelia]

I think we might all be overthinking this, maybe it's just the salt that fell off Ricks fries when he was standing outside stuffing his gaping maw.

Wrong as always, stalker. It was a Bavarian pretzel and as any gourmand of exotic cuisine knows, they must be encrusted with salt before they can be properly consumed. I’m sorry this is too much for you to understand, child.

 

[AprilRains]

Professional comedians know how to deftly handle hecklers. Something tells me that if fatso came across one he would just scream at them with profanity, leaving the audience feeling awkward and unsettled. Afterwards he'd probably be so rattled that he'd just slink off the stage in embarrassment as everyone just nervously giggles.

He might do a Michael Richards. I'd like to see that.

 

[instythot]

He might do a Michael Richards. I'd like to see that.

Never mind Michael Richards I bet Nikki gets some semi regular Mel Gibsoning when she doesn't peg him for a month or so