Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Patrick is stalking his next pepperoni victim
 
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An automatic clown said:
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SpaceEdge seems to confirm fatty changed his phone number finally.
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The guy who pinged Space Edge to ask about it used a screenshot of my comment telling people here about the number change, thinking I was a farmer and doubting me because of it. Mad disrespect, I am a pest first and foremost, I know my Pat sources smh.
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This disrespect won't stand! For this I will do to him what Cumia did to all those poor children and shemales.
 
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McMitch said:
Wait, is this just inferrance based on him being a piece of shit? Where does this information come from?
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You can look up an insurance agent's license info online.

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Yeah, so, UnitedHealthcare... they're another one who runs those scummy ads for the AARP-sponsored Medicare plans. I forgot though, I guess that's not exactly what he's selling. Life insurance, yeah, that tracks. And the accident/health would be the kind of coverage like Aflac is - it only pays out if you experience a covered accident or illness. It isn't just plain old medical insurance.
What it comes down to is that when you see an insurance advert on TV and you call the 800 number, the switchboard might just route you to Patrick S Tomlinson's phone. Isn't that just a lovely thought?
 
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Summer of George said:
You can look up an insurance agent's license info online.

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Yeah, so, UnitedHealthcare... they're another one who runs those scummy ads for the AARP-sponsored Medicare plans. I forgot though, I guess that's not exactly what he's selling. Life insurance, yeah, that tracks. And the accident/health would be the kind of coverage like Aflac is - it only pays out if you experience a covered accident or illness. It isn't just plain old medical insurance.
What it comes down to is that when you see an insurance advert on TV and you call the 800 number, the switchboard might just route you to Patrick S Tomlinson's phone. Isn't that just a lovely thought?
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Pretty shite insurance since all he'll tell you is "Enjoy Prison, Stalker Child". Not worth the monthly fees.
 
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Ivan Daniloff said:
Top 5 all-time favorite Pat moment was him picking up his phone to show the globally puzzled NBC news reporter the fresh atalker texts that were pouring in live during their interview. Good shit. Those times are over, but as Space Edge reminds us…time’s a flat circle. They will come again.
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And Patrick is a fat circle. Everything will be alright,fren
 
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AnOminous said:
What is there to do in Milwaukee but sell insurance, eat cheese, drink beer, or be a serial killer?
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The best damn Artisanal Pepperoni in the Continental United States?
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Surprise surprise, Baron Patimir Tomkonnen has come out against the god emperor and the golden path.
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Any man who unironically uses terms like "toxic masculinity" has lower testosterone levels than Dylan Mulvaney.
 
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This Machine Milks Cows said:
Dozens and dozens of messages to Robert Prongay Jr today.

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I can't believe this retarded pigman still believes Robert Prongay Jr is real. I guess it is easier for his ego to believe a mafia hitman's son is trying to kill him by calling him fat rather than another tubby Midwestern rube. I think Boomia mentioned he was from Michigan. He is gullible on a Chris Chan level. How long until Boomia tricks moose tits into shoving his Tiny Tim in space manuscript up his ass?
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You can look up an insurance agent's license info online.

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Yeah, so, UnitedHealthcare... they're another one who runs those scummy ads for the AARP-sponsored Medicare plans. I forgot though, I guess that's not exactly what he's selling. Life insurance, yeah, that tracks. And the accident/health would be the kind of coverage like Aflac is - it only pays out if you experience a covered accident or illness. It isn't just plain old medical insurance.
What it comes down to is that when you see an insurance advert on TV and you call the 800 number, the switchboard might just route you to Patrick S Tomlinson's phone. Isn't that just a lovely thought?
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I'm seeing that credentials are up to date. I'm actually slightly proud of Fatty for having a job. Obviously the author thing isn't working out because typing "Enjoy prison" 6000 times a day doesn't pay the bills. He so desperately wants to be a special boy that he refuses to acknowledge he still works a normie job.
 
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Life Insurance through United. Shoulda figured it would be something scammy. If this job doesn't work out for him, maybe he can get a job with Colonial Penn next where you convince old people to sign away their belongings to your shitty company when they pass. He's already got the experience in one place that does scam commercials on the Game Show Network.
 
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Hello from page 1195. This is the perfect thread. It's like a good book you don't want to end, but this time it actually cannot end because just like Patrick and supposedly the universe, this thread just keeps expanding faster and faster, perpetually at an acceleraing rate. None of us will ever see the end of it.

No spoilers please, but I really hope Patrick gets the Chalice of Retribution for the Lizard King. It's like he doesn't even remember the quest he was given. Who knows what powers the chalice holds? Then again if I were the Lizard King, I'd have Pat hunting for the Girder of Fatherly Duties & Weight Loss instead, but I am no Lizard King, I am just a humble child waiting quietly for my imprisonment.

See you on page 5400 out of 23778.
 
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grapeshark77 said:
IN THE RED has been "half finished" since 2021. There isn't a new contract and there won't be. I love how his only motivation for writing is money.
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Wrong as usual, child. In The Red was half ready by 2021; a year after that, I added another 1/4 of the expected page count; last year, another 1/8 of the book was produced and, by the end of this very year, I expect to grace my editor with 1/16 of this upcoming magnum opus as we revel in the mindbending profits of The Maltese Tiny Tim. Its publication is ever approaching, and closer than you think. Enjoy covergence, stalker.
 
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