Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[joebobmurphy]

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STOP THE SQUEAL

I don't mean to derail, but what the fuck is he talking about? Convicted of 34 counts of stealing the 2016 election? What? Was this a thing? I remember the Mueller investigation and how it ended with a sad, wet fart, but I don't recall anything that sounds like whatever he's talking about. I hadn't really been paying attention to all the kangaroo court bullshit, but I only recall a conviction for bribing a whore and a civil case regarding the 2020 election in the state of Georgia, I think. I know Pat is insane and makes shit up, but does anyone have any idea what his Swiss cheese, schizoid brain is getting at?

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Wow, all those lawyers the DNC have are retards. I am sure this college dropouts harebrained scheme will totally work.

If he wasn't allowed why did they even allow him to run in the first place then? I do not get Rick's logic here. Why wait until then?

but does anyone have any idea what his Swiss cheese, schizoid brain is getting at?

Idk something about being fat and gay?

 

[Procrastinhater]

I really hope he tries and gets (inevitably) caught and all the retarded details of his retarded plan to save America from the Nazis get made public.

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But the realist in me knows he's too fat and lazy and his efforts to lead a rebellion will be confined entirely to squealing on social media.

Pat genuinely thinks getting his ass handed to him by Pests and dunked on by civillians on Xitter is "fighting on the front lines of the information war".
He literally believes that.

I don't mean to derail, but what the fuck is he talking about? Convicted of 34 counts of stealing the 2016 election? What? Was this a thing? I remember the Mueller investigation and how it ended with a sad, wet fart, but I don't recall anything that sounds like whatever he's talking about. I hadn't really been paying attention to all the kangaroo court bullshit, but I only recall a conviction for bribing a whore and a civil case regarding the 2020 election in the state of Georgia, I think. I know Pat is insane and makes shit up, but does anyone have any idea what his Swiss cheese, schizoid brain is getting at?

If he wasn't allowed why did they even allow him to run in the first place then? I do not get Rick's logic here. Why wait until then?

Idk something about being fat and gay?

He is insane.
The election has broken what little remained of his grip on reality.
We are now in the Fatzone.

 

[Judge Holden]

Took a lil break from the thread for my own personal sanity and BOY WAS THAT A FUCKING MISTAKE


I swear....i fucking swear this pig is gonna be the death of me

 

[AnOminous]

He doesn't really think democracy and the Constitution are dead, nor does he truly think death squads/death camps are on the way.

He doesn't give a fuck about the Constitution. He's openly proposing the insane and totally wrong interpretation that Congress can just unilaterally declare someone guilty of a crime then throw out an election. That's even worse than anything Trump's accused of.

I don't mean to derail, but what the fuck is he talking about? Convicted of 34 counts of stealing the 2016 election?

It's 34 counts of business fraud, which does not disqualify anyone from the Presidency anyway.

 

[Judge Holden]

Fatrick is this fucking close to goin Kharn the Betrayer and turning his grinder against his fellow #resistance libs for insufficient bloodlust


Also we are seeing some of the finest Pig Law ever put to virtual paper right now


EDIT: God I fucking pray fatpig goes into local politics in the wake of this....I just wanna see him pull this shit in recorded city council meetings once before I turn to ash

 

[joebobmurphy]

It's 34 counts of business fraud, which does not disqualify anyone from the Presidency anyway.

Thanks. I swear, the connections he makes are causing him to develop his own Terry Davis(BBUH) schizoid pidgin language to decipher. "Adjudicated rapist" will hopefully become a mainstay in the thread.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Fatrick is this fucking close to goin Kharn the Betrayer and turning his grinder against his fellow #resistance libs for insufficient bloodlust
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Also we are seeing some of the finest Pig Law ever put to virtual paper right now
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EDIT: God I fucking pray fatpig goes into local politics in the wake of this....I just wanna see him pull this shit in recorded city council meetings once before I turn to ash
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Imagine if someone uses the exact same tactics he's been suggesting people use at Trump and he loses.

 

[Sand Mega]

"actually no he's going to be voted out at the last minute trvst the plqn"

TRVST the PLAN FATRIQTS. Biden is still in control. We still have two more weeks months until Trump takes office. The dems are gonna save us.

 

[Judge Holden]

Pig Law continues to unfold in real time before our eyes on threads...


...while on BlueSky we get our latest serving of Pig Ethics


Im just gonna level with you all. If fatrick winds up directly/indirectly setting off a #resist lib insurrection in the next couple months I will actually start crying IRL knowing I shall never again experience such giggling bliss in my soul

 

[femoralcanal]

So today I was killing a bit of time on YouTube when I saw an interesting title on my suggestions:

"Clueless Japanese Lawyer Wages Unwinnable War Against Anonymous"

Huh. Let's watch it I guess.

[Opening narration]:
"What would you have to do to make the entire Internet hate you? To make thousands of people stalk you, frame you for hundreds of crimes, and even go to  prison jail, all trying to ruin your life?

This is the story of the most trolled man in the world."

Huh.

[Narrator continues]:
"The year is 2012, and user Yagami Taichi has just made the biggest mistake of his life. He just posted his college acceptance letter on an anonymous Japanese message board to win a very important internet argument and prove that he will spoon feed you your teeth got into a prestigious university."


Get out of here! Pat is just such a loser, he is pretty much just cosplaying as the original Japanese Fat Tough Guy. Now I'm even questioning if he's just pretending to be obese!!

... fine, I'm not.

 

[RX-78]

Took a lil break from the thread for my own personal sanity and BOY WAS THAT A FUCKING MISTAKE
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I swear....i fucking swear this pig is gonna be the death of me

Funny how the criminally obese are selfish cunts at the end of the day, almost as if there's some kinda correlation between eating 50lbs of food and being a self-centered asshole.

 

[Judge Holden]

So....anyone else countin down to January?


I genuinely don't know what direction the Pig's screaming faggot fury will go after drumpf gets inaugurated again despite all pig's zany schemes. He is going out of his way to set up some kind of personal war against the Democrat party should they fail to simply declare to drumpf "no child you are not president, this is simply not true. Enjoy Prison" and thus un-president him, but he is such a mindless whore to democrat party grifters and professional shills such a war may only last three seconds until the next savior and greatest president to be is annointed.

Seriously....I have no clue what happens next for fatrick.....isnt it fucking exciting niggas?!

EDIT: Fuuuuck January cant come soon enough

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Took a lil break from the thread for my own personal sanity and BOY WAS THAT A FUCKING MISTAKE
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I swear....i fucking swear this pig is gonna be the death of me

I spent the first night after the election drunkenly childing election deniers. It's nice to see things come full circle.

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

Sorry if repost. I just saw this meme in the wild posted by someone I assume doesn't understand the joke.

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Just played it, got into the same question.
>does your character grinds black children into pepperoni?
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<Oh god, are there 2 or more persons grinding nigs into 'roni
>Is you character indian?
<No
>Its Patrick Tomlinson!

 

[Burd Turglar]

If I had a dollar for every retard that pisses and moans about J6 now saying the election was stolen, I would be able to afford groceries!

 

[John_Smith]

Piggy! You're only supposed to swallow ONE blackpill, you stupid, fat fuck, not the entire fucking bottle...

I like the direction the showrunners are taking this new season. Piggy's doom and gloom is snowballing. Something unimagineably stupid is coming. A supernova of stupidity. Piggy takes the Wisconsin electors hostage when they meet in December? No, even stupider. While reading Piggy's re-interpretation of the Federalist Papers, Remember that Piggy, er Publius Fatlius, claims to have college credits for acing the AP civics test (the AP U.S. Government and Politics Exam), but did not take the course in high school. Too busy in *calculator math for retards* aka Problem Solving.

 

[Billy Bong]

Patrick without talking points sounds unhinged and retarded. I wonder why that is?
Oh yeah!

The news has to tell him what to say, quickly. Our boy is falling apart at the FAT seams.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I love lawfat, not only because he’s batshit insane, but because he’s now admitted and will insist that the only reason (TREASON) the Dems didn’t do it is because they’re chickenshit Trump lovers.

Also this dumbfuck doesn’t realize that if his logic held, we’d never have a president again because each side can find one state to “convict” the candidate of “insurrection” and there will never be a 2/3rds majority in the Senate again.

 

[The Backwards Man]

January 6th, 2025.
Judgement day, the day we finally enjoyed prison.
Never forget the aftermath of the pork squealer.