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All lolcows are beholden to Ralph’s law:
Any W is followed by an L of equal or greater size
If Fatrick wins against the MPD (unlikely) I am sure he will start another lolsuit
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Any W is followed by an L of equal or greater size
If Fatrick wins against the MPD (unlikely) I am sure he will start another lolsuit
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Enjoy being loved, Null. Sexually, if some of us can convince you to get drunk.
This is why you won't be spared, child.
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Guess we know what demonic entity Alex Jones was channelling during his prophesies.
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ENJOY PRISON SQUEALING - MAGA EDITION - DAY 6.5/DAY 14.5
We only have 8 squealing so far. Since it's 10:46 AM in Milwaukee, expect the actual Day 7/Day 15 to coming soon when Rick starts to explode into a childing spree. Most of his recent posts are related to politisperging, so I'm not counting the posts where he politispergs, but add in extra mega ragepigging posts from him that shows how furious this fat pig was for the day.
Source: @Judge Holden
1 childing, 2 taunting and 1 sweetie in total.
Take them and add them with 515, we have:
515 + 8 + 2 + 1 + 1 = 527
It's just the beginning, stalker children. Wait gently for the knock.
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CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILD....LITTLE BABY STUPID CHIIIIIIILD....
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We only have 1 squealing so far. Since it's 10:46 AM in Milwaukee, expect the actual Day 7/Day 15 to coming soon when Rick starts to explode into a childing spree. Most of his recent posts are related to politisperging, so I'm not counting the posts where he politispergs, but add in extra mega ragepigging posts from him that shows how furious this fat pig was for the day.
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1 childing, 2 taunting and 1 sweetie in total.
Take them and add them with 515, we have:
515 + 2 + 1 + 1 = 519
It's just the beginning, stalker children. Wait gently for the knock.
He started oinking 5 minutes ago
EDIT: So....in light of his recent xeets this has become a teeny bit more concerning
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Since the election, Patrick has managed to get an additional 60 pages to his thread. By January 7th we'll have more than 4000 pages at the rate he's going. Still not equal to his weight, but we're getting there.
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No child, I will enjoy you enjoying prisonWhoops! I forgot
I guess I’ll enjoy prison then.
Ahh fuck we gonna have to figure out a rota for fatrick 40k shitposts...
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if pat starts childnapping irl instead of on the fart couch we should be scaredEDIT: So....in light of his recent xeets this has become a teeny bit more concerning
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I wonder if Pat mumbles in drunken stupor on the fart couch when he's passed out and it startles Niki awake to hear "mmmmrhhm no stalker... Prison for you forever."
"No child wrong..."
"You... Traumatize... Wife..."
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Any progress on getting the Senate to ban Trump from taking office, and also to deny him oxygen until dead? I'm guessing no.
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Everything fatprick does is for the approval/respect of others. That's why he bought a glock and attached a bunch of airsoft tier shit to it. That's why he "ran" a "half marathon." That's why he oinks about politics all day.
Meriasek
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You see, he's not a Liberal. He's a Conservative, it just so happens he only wants to conserve liberal values (plus guns and cars and other forms of performative masculinity to offset his obvious limpwristedness).
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Actually I just want him to fatly stumble onto 122 actually. Like purely by luck and stuff. You expect him to eat Healthy with Drumphf's RFK telling him to?
And here on display is the reason why Patrick's Comedy career never took off.
"The weakness of The Democracy
is that most people don't agree with me"-Patdolf Fatler
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Recently when my younger kid has been doing something he’s not supposed to I have started saying “no, child!” In the breathy PST voice. Now when my older kid sees my younger kid doing something he isn’t supposed to, she starts to no child him too. Patposting is truly wholesome fun for the entire family.
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"I'd hoped this page would be able to refocus on..."
Since when was it ever focused on any of those things? Nobody cares about his shitty Tiny Tim book, his Rustang, or his white boy salsa and he knows it, even if his Twitter-fried oppositional defiant brain won't let him admit it.
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This is how RFK should Make people like fatprick Healthy Again.
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Put Fatrick on a treadmill and generate power at the same time, just dangle meatloaf in front of his fat greasy face as an incentive.
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Or better yet, throw Patrick S. Tomlinson, Jackie Singh, and Shane Nokes into an incinerator, then use the harnessed energy to launch missiles at Israel.
bortherman
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Fire up the Enola Gay, we got Fat Man, Little Child and Big Brown to drop over Tel Aviv