Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Louis Beans said:
Has anyone made a Rick soundboard yet? I would like to tap a button and have classic sassy gay comebacks like this one, "mmmm didn't actually say that little baby child" and "because you don't actually listen to what I'm saying", which if you've heard the last Josiah tape enough you are probably reading in exactly the way he delivered them.
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I got all these archived, knock yourself out.


















Pat's Pointer Finger said:
nooooooo, pat never does that
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Correct, stalker, and when he does nobody is willing to publish them.
 
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Judge Holden said:
>nobody has mentioned Animal Farm, a novel literally about evil pigs taking over society
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Patrick likes to think of himself as Napoleon but in reality he's an even shittier version of Squealer.
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Instead of writing and changing the Seven Commandments on a wall, he squeals impotently (and fatly) on twitter 24/7 about Ukrainian paint balloons, his daughter's abortion rights, Drumpfler, and his gay rodeo father.
 
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Hey, Patrick. How many hours a day would you say you put into working? Most people do at least 8 hours per day on weekdays, you know.

Surely your literary output must be impressive considering that you apparently do absolutely nothing else all day and seem to have ample time to complain about the end of democracy on Twitter. For years you've done this. I'm sure your wife appreciates having a full-time job to pay all your bills while you work equally as hard. I've seen certain situations like yours where the wife begins massively resenting the husband who refuses to even work part-time, hasn't brought in money in years, and loses all respect for him. Glad you don't have to worry about that.

Surely you must have a huge backlog of masterpieces to show for your free time, though! Surely you aren't just fucking around all day living a lazy life of leisure while pretending to keep writing books despite putting in minimal effort. Surely.
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
Now that I think about it I recall fat tweets demanding that America leave red states to rot in poverty and starvation and that no federal tax dollars be allocated to red states so we can wallow in our ignorance. Those tweets would look good next to his tweets about how generous dems are while the republicans are meany child hurters.
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Blue State's couldn't survive without Red States money.
 
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Sorry if all of this is late and gay.

Apart from the image, the statement here is so bizarre. For those that don't know, In Ireland, especially in Northern Ireland, the colour orange is associated with pro-Protestant and anti-Catholic beliefs and is closely associated with the Orange Order, a staunchly conservative and pro-unionist (wanting the north of Ireland to remain part of the UK) organisation. The Orange Order has ties to both Unionist parties in NI and both of them are right-wing and opposed to Sinn Féin, the major lefty party. Parties like the DUP are staunchly against LGBT issues and abortion (NI has some of the strictest abortion laws in the UK, even after it was amended in 2019, which the DUP opposed). Furthermore, most people who would be the type of people to wear orange and beat up Catholics (the majority population of the island and those who claim to be the native population) would be very unlikely to call themselves Irish preferring to more likely call themselves British instead ( or if they did call themselves Irish it would be with a caveat)

Basically, if there was a proper American equivalent, Fatrick would be the first to call them nazi fascist colonisers. It just shows how fake and surface-level his knowledge of his "identity" is when he unknowingly supports people who hold views that are the complete opposite of his own because he saw somewhere that "orange people in Ireland don't like Catholics and I don't like Catholics" and stopped reading there, understanding nothing of the context.

p.s. I know bringing up any Northen Irish history/politics is going to piss off anyone who has any feelings about it on either side
 
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p.s. I know bringing up any Northen Irish history/politics is going to piss off anyone who has any feelings about it on either side
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The only thing g more angry and deadly than brotherwars are what the brothers do when some fat retard pig attempts to take a side for show.
 
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Microplastics In My Blood said:
It just shows how fake and surface-level his knowledge of his "identity" is when he unknowingly supports people who hold views that are the complete opposite of his own because he saw somewhere that "orange people in Ireland don't like Catholics and I don't like Catholics" and stopped reading there, understanding nothing of the context.
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WE WUZ LEPREKANGZ!
 
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Schwarzwald said:
Hey, Patrick. How many hours a day would you say you put into working? Most people do at least 8 hours per day on weekdays, you know.

Surely your literary output must be impressive considering that you apparently do absolutely nothing else all day and seem to have ample time to complain about the end of democracy on Twitter. For years you've done this. I'm sure your wife appreciates having a full-time job to pay all your bills while you work equally as hard. I've seen certain situations like yours where the wife begins massively resenting the husband who refuses to even work part-time, hasn't brought in money in years, and loses all respect for him. Glad you don't have to worry about that.

Surely you must have a huge backlog of masterpieces to show for your free time, though! Surely you aren't just fucking around all day living a lazy life of leisure while pretending to keep writing books despite putting in minimal effort. Surely.
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He has his airbnb gig where he is on spooge cleanup.
His insurance job he refuses to admit to.

He has written several 'books' since his last contract (2017), it's just no-one wants them.
In The Red
Exponential
Herd Immunity
Tiny Tim does Dallas
Some 'screenplays'
He's now working on his near future Trumpler 4th reich fanfic and waiting for Netflix to call.

He did land the exclusive rights for his wife to pay Quasi $83k so there is that.
 
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Microplastics In My Blood said:
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Sorry if all of this is late and gay.

Apart from the image, the statement here is so bizarre. For those that don't know, In Ireland, especially in Northern Ireland, the colour orange is associated with pro-Protestant and anti-Catholic beliefs and is closely associated with the Orange Order, a staunchly conservative and pro-unionist (wanting the north of Ireland to remain part of the UK) organisation. The Orange Order has ties to both Unionist parties in NI and both of them are right-wing and opposed to Sinn Féin, the major lefty party. Parties like the DUP are staunchly against LGBT issues and abortion (NI has some of the strictest abortion laws in the UK, even after it was amended in 2019, which the DUP opposed). Furthermore, most people who would be the type of people to wear orange and beat up Catholics (the majority population of the island and those who claim to be the native population) would be very unlikely to call themselves Irish preferring to more likely call themselves British instead ( or if they did call themselves Irish it would be with a caveat)

Basically, if there was a proper American equivalent, Fatrick would be the first to call them nazi fascist colonisers. It just shows how fake and surface-level his knowledge of his "identity" is when he unknowingly supports people who hold views that are the complete opposite of his own because he saw somewhere that "orange people in Ireland don't like Catholics and I don't like Catholics" and stopped reading there, understanding nothing of the context.

p.s. I know bringing up any Northen Irish history/politics is going to piss off anyone who has any feelings about it on either side
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As a NY Irish boy, believe me I've seethed earlier in this thread about Pat's stunning lack of knowledge here regarding Prots/Catholics. It's astounding how he posts such retarded shit and just adamantly keeps it up in some ludicrous defiance to own the chuds.
 
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Red Frida said:
From the second better forum you'll see that it's even more grim than that. He not only ran horrible times at half marathons, but Pat's wife's EMPLOYEE was forced to not only run with Pat (his boss's husband), and also had to lose to make big boy feel special judging from the fact this employee ran much faster times solo:
Post in thread 'Mothballed - Is Niki Gone after the Lawsuit?' https://new.onaforums.net/threads/mothballed-is-niki-gone-after-the-lawsuit.62863/post-1466874
Having to tard wrangle your boss's husband by running significantly slower at a half marathon is a major employment humiliation ritual.
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Is that Anthony Huber’s cousin? Is Pat like three degrees separated from Kyle Rittenhouse?
 
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