Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[OffTopic]

I do quite well on my sim rig I have for flight games, I prefer it over some planes. Syrians are losing that battle anyways so they should just back off for awhile.

Half the replies in this thread are now you talking to yourself. Nice job.
Come to ONA forums so we can laugh and throw shit at you.

 

[Something Awful]

So I think everyone on this board is aware of Ralph’s law: Every lolcow W is followed by an L of equal or greater value.

This got me thinking, has Rick ever had a win? He lost Aide, lost to Quasi, will soon (probably) lose to MPD. Where is the win? Is this all fallout from the publishing deal?

He got the Opie and Anthony subreddit shut down, or so he claims.



And yes, child, he IS writing a book about this massive win. Future generations will use it as a textbook on how to deal with trolls.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

He got the Opie and Anthony subreddit shut down, or so he claims.

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And yes, child, he IS writing a book about this massive win. Future generations will use it as a textbook on how to deal with trolls.

He got it shut down, which resulted in them creating their own site where they could do whatever they want. Ralph's law vindicated yet again!

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Come to think of it, do we know for certain that fatrick's daughter isn't actually PCJ's?

She's (unfortunately) the spitting image of Rick. It's pretty clear.

He harkens back to a time where there was no one-upsmanship over whose lolcow was the worst criminal/pedo/whatever else. Where all a lolcow needed to do is produce milk and be someone who couldn't stop taking the bait. Lolcow watching in general has too much moralfagging nowadays.

Too many lolcows are actually horrorcows and should be disqualified on that grounds alone, imo. Horrorcows are interesting in a trainwreck sort of way but they're not really lolcows. Rick is king lolcow.

 

[TurboNAS]

This got me thinking, has Rick ever had a win? He lost Aide, lost to Quasi, will soon (probably) lose to MPD. Where is the win? Is this all fallout from the publishing deal?

The city warned him about his backwards fence but he hasn’t had to tear it down and rebuild it the right way.

He got his detractors sent to prison (coming soon, wait for the knock).

 

[Divine right to rule]

He got the Opie and Anthony subreddit shut down, or so he claims.

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And yes, child, he IS writing a book about this massive win. Future generations will use it as a textbook on how to deal with trolls.

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That last puch is so fucking powerful, he spent 4 years charging it up.
Stlakers beware, the Hog-Haymaker will reorder every molecule in your bodies.
Enjoy Desintegration.

 

[lindsayfan]

This got me thinking, has Rick ever had a win? He lost Aide, lost to Quasi, will soon (probably) lose to MPD. Where is the win? Is this all fallout from the publishing deal?

this is why pat will never be loty. never ever winning is just one of pat's "things"... and he's into things.

Pig man I say this as someone who regularly talks about violently assfucking you......can you fuckin stop with the fag vernacular for like five goddamn minutes?!

pat CONDESCENDING to fucking syrian militia fighters is why "general fatton" triumphs every year in the off-the-books patrick-only "most hateful fatrick persona" awards

 

[Procrastinhater]

I look forward to reading Tiny Tim in Space this Christmas.

It is going to be out for Christmas, right?

 

[Judge Holden]

Shitty xitter meme format aside, the fuck does "chi-chi's" mean in this context?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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Shitty xitter meme format aside, the fuck does "chi-chi's" mean in this context?

Mexican restaurant chain.

 

[AnOminous]

And if one more big happening happens before the new year, like him losing his lawsuit against the MPD (which he is losing) that will get put on the happenings page for all to enjoy like when he lost against Null and Quasi.

That's not happening any time soon. It's been scheduled for trial with the motion to dismiss already disposed of and the only likely dispositive motion that could get rid of the case entirely is a motion for summary judgment at the close of discovery. If there's an appeal of the partial denial of the motion to dismiss (which the City has as of right), then it would still take months to resolve.

The only way he could "lose" before the New Year is if he settles on humiliating terms somehow, and I don't see that happening, at least not yet.

 

[AprilRains]

I look forward to reading Tiny Tim in Space this Christmas.

It is going to be out for Christmas, right?

Sure. Which Christmas, though?

 

[AnOminous]

Have to say I will be annoyed if Rekieta wins two LOTYs in a row.

Tbh I will be too even though I disagree about the weird opinion of him bringing no lols. I just think nobody should be allowed to win consecutively because it's boring to have the same cow over and over, even if he's honestly been way more of a retard and a cow this year than last.

He has the almost unfair "advantage" of having had an unironic fandom here at some point so there's an element of revenge in going after him.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Tbh I will be too even though I disagree about the weird opinion of him bringing no lols. I just think nobody should be allowed to win consecutively because it's boring to have the same cow over and over, even if he's honestly been way more of a retard and a cow this year than last.

He has the almost unfair "advantage" of having had an unironic fandom here at some point so there's an element of revenge in going after him.

You got a point, I just don't know who else even comes close to the magnitude of Rekietas collapse this year.
Personally I don't think he should have won last year, but this year I can't think of anyone thats fucked up as much, as badly, or as consistently as Balldo has.
I'm still voting for Pat though just on principle.
I've found Pat far funnier than Rekieta, Balldo disgusts me more than anything, I'd rather vote for someone I find funny, even if its pretty much a lost cause at this point.

 

[Something Awful]

Rick is the thinking man's lolcow. We don't need mainstream acclaim.

 

[Well Intentioned]

You got a point, I just don't know who else even comes close to the magnitude of Rekietas collapse this year.
Personally I don't think he should have won last year, but this year I can't think of anyone thats fucked up as much, as badly, or as consistently as Balldo has.
I'm still voting for Pat though just on principle.
I've found Pat far funnier than Rekieta, Balldo disgusts me more than anything, I'd rather vote for someone I find funny, even if its pretty much a lost cause at this point.

Not being super well versed on these guys, but I'd argue Bossman Jack (his jailbird arc), Ralph (the chair rejecting him honestly was peak comedy) or Rekieta would all work as lolcows of the year.

Patty's only real notable thing this year is the lolsuit, which is just starting to take shape. And I guess chimping out over his lawn chairs.

Next year should be a big year for homo porcus. Lawsuit should resolve, hopefully the FBI investigation has the hammer dropping on him, and his Tiny Tim novel will finally be available for pu-okay, sorry, I was just having another one of my delusions with that last one.

 

[Welf Welf]

No, stalker, you have been told many thousands of times that Patrick is not a lolcow. Lolcows do not exist.

Lolpigs do. Enjoy lolpig of the year award, stalker. We. Will.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Maybe Patrick needs his own award category for which persona did the best that year. He has so many to choose from.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Maybe Patrick needs his own award category for which persona did the best that year. He has so many to choose from.

This would be a lot of fun but there's so many to choose from.

Gun expert pat
Geopolitics pat
Car expert pat
Resistance fighter pat
Irl toughguy pat
Science pat
Sports fan pat
Commando pat


I know I'm missing some

 

[AprilRains]

Patrick's GPA makes an appearance:

Yeah, I know it's more like 1.78 including gym, but still.