Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I regularly check my used book store for his books but alas I have yet to find any.

Have you tried the dumpster?

 

[Ring of Basilius]

(I'm still working on my pat posting skills, please bear with me child)

You will be told many thousands of times that you're a natural, stalker. Your word-choice and sentence structure are all matched 1:1 to the Pig. Enjoy compliments, child.

 

[Meriasek]

Another non-contribution to our thread from this zilch.
Shit like this is why it's so hard to find anything in this thread, it's been bloated by haikus and whatever the fuck this post was supposed to be.

Be more funny!

No, child. There only one funny person in this thread, and that is The Pig of Man himself, professional comedian and author. His entire life is just one joke after another.
Enjoy Days of our Lives posting.
I. Will.

 

[Pedophobe]

Like children through the meat grinder,
So too are the days of our lives (in prison)

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

I saw an old text exchange I saved from Fatrick and the Pests and it got me nostalgic for the olden days. I'm actually surprised his new number hasn't been leaked by himself or put on his site because he's such an important author he needs to be able to be contacted. Maybe it's a sign he's given up the farce?

Wookie/monkeyposting and "Dan doesn't have a penis stalker" replies are a thing of the past and it's left me wanting.

 

[Something Awful]

Shit like this is why it's so hard to find anything in this thread, it's been bloated by haikus and whatever the fuck this post was supposed to be.

The ignore function can be an easy way to improve your forums experience without any drama.



It seems Rick shares the Kiwi Farms position on physical media. Of course, the true pro move is to pirate everything.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

FOR STALKER CHILDREN EYES ONLY!

Please find attached the swatting calls made against Patrick's family in 2023. The dates are 11th of April, 12th of April (associated with a swat call), 21st of April (associated with a swat call), 22nd of April, 25th of November.

 

[OffTopic]

The ignore function can be an easy way to improve your forums experience without any drama.

That wouldn't be very sporting of me. Where's the fun in that?

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

So they did in fact get SWATTTTTTed numerous times. So kind of Patrick to let the Internet know the calls worked and thus it lead to more. You know, the thing you're not supposed to do.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

So they did in fact get SWATTTTTTed numerous times. So kind of Patrick to let the Internet know the calls worked and thus it lead to more. You know, the thing you're not supposed to do.

There is something that's more interesting than that. I wonder, why is it that this was not protected under the umbrella of FBI active investigation? Why is it that as far as I see, only people with the name Patrick Tomlinson are shielded under it? That's quite an interesting question, wouldn't you agree?

 

[RaxxScholar]

Very interesting rick's parents think he's possibly responsible for this.

Bottom of pdf page 16

 

[Something Awful]

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Very interesting rick's parents think he's possibly responsible for this.

So Rick warned his parents in advance to expect a swatting (because he was the one doing it), but they're senile and didn't realize they're not supposed to say that to the police. Holy shit!

 

[Nihil Jung]

The ignore function can be an easy way to improve your forums experience without any drama.

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It seems Rick shares the Kiwi Farms position on physical media. Of course, the true pro move is to pirate everything.

Fake news, Fatrick! The UNILAD article talks about the DVD being rare and worth 107 dollars on Ebay, but there are dozens of copies on there for $15.

 

[Maude Snew]

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Very interesting rick's parents think he's possibly responsible for this.

Bottom of pdf page 16

"I don't know if you've met him, officer, but our oldest son is a fat faggot with bitch tits, luckily we've since had a second, better son. This has been reported many thousands of times. Yeehaw!"

 

[RaxxScholar]

Pages 4 and 5 respectively. Patrick's mother is claiming Patrick warned them they might be SWATTed around April 10 2022. What was the timeline looking like back then?

 

[bortherman]

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Pages 4 and 5 respectively. Patrick's mother is claiming Patrick warned them they might be SWATTed around April 10 2022. What was the timeline looking like back then?

Torswats first Swat was 25 July '22

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Wookie/monkeyposting and "Dan doesn't have a penis stalker" replies are a thing of the past and it's left me wanting.

My personal favorites are the shower head spergout and the one where a dude posted a picture of Elon Musk raping the pigman and kept going "And then?" which caused Fatrick to go on an endless loop of "We will." and the prison child copypasta.

 

[RaxxScholar]

Torswats first Swat was 25 July '22

In all fairness this is an old woman recalling something that happened "about a year ago". This interaction with the police occurred on 4/14/23, I wouldn't put it past her to overestimate the timing a little bit. It is very suspicious though.

If we could find the report Judith made to the Marquette County Sheriff's office informing them of potential swattings at their residence then we could hammer a date down.

 

[Red Frida]

Pat calls his parents once a year?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Torswats first Swat was 25 July '22

That sure is interesting. I mean, by itself it doesn't say much, but there's an awful amount of coincidences circling around Pat