Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Patrick's mother said they were warned a year *prior* to April 2023. Meaning Patrick warned them they might get swatted sometime in or after April of 2022. Which is almost three months before the first torswats incident. Of course that year figure is an approximation an old lady is thinking back on so it's entirely possible this warning came after the first incident. The only way to know for sure is to try and find the record she made informing the sheriff's office that their house might be targeted.
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If we can find this record (I doubt it) and it was made prior to July, 25 there's your smoking gun.

Also, I believe the sentence "Judith went on to explain" is switching back into the present time contemporary to the report. I think everything prior to it is an account of what they did when they first received the warning in 2022.

I think there is a more than strong possibility that Fatrick quite regularly tells his parents about crazy sounding stuff that he thinks goes on.

It would be interesting to hear what their recollection of how Fatrick explained the break up with Adrienne, why they can’t meet their granddaughter, and why he is now married to a dumpy lesbian who always seems to smell of fried chicken and watermelon farts.

His mother probably just recalled Fatrick burbling about swatting and some probably African guy called ”kwasi”, that man Norm Macdonald, from Saturday night live, and a load of other things that barely made sense.
 
Imagine being such a massive cunt that even your own parents are telling the feds "Don't believe his shit, he did it."
To be fair to Rick, I took that as more of a "some stupid shit the kids are doing" type of response than a "Rick did it, we know" response.

The most interesting thing about this (besides it somewhat backing up Rick's stories) is that it wasn't sealed, even though it's clearly involved. Oversight?
 
Fatrick or Snackie, who would you want to see the footage of their interrogation more? I could predict how Pat's would go and it would be really, really funny (think the swat recording but mix it with Josiah 5), but I'm curious how Jackie would react in a situation where she has very little agency and enough ego she thinks she can clear her name by talking to the police without a lawyer.
 
Fatrick or Snackie, who would you want to see the footage of their interrogation more? I could predict how Pat's would go and it would be really, really funny (think the swat recording but mix it with Josiah 5), but I'm curious how Jackie would react in a situation where she has very little agency and enough ego she thinks she can clear her name by talking to the police without a lawyer.
Rick would win by far, he's so far up his own ass all he can see is his own shit, and seeing is believing! We've multiple examples of exactly this in court.

Snackie would only be interesting as she goes into a schizto rant about russia, and we have enough of those online already.
 
Fatrick or Snackie, who would you want to see the footage of their interrogation more? I could predict how Pat's would go and it would be really, really funny (think the swat recording but mix it with Josiah 5), but I'm curious how Jackie would react in a situation where she has very little agency and enough ego she thinks she can clear her name by talking to the police without a lawyer.
Given her posts online and her bankruptcy stuff I'd much rather watch that. She's unhinged already online, imagine what she'd be like in front of authorities.
 
Given her posts online and her bankruptcy stuff I'd much rather watch that. She's unhinged already online, imagine what she'd be like in front of authorities.
"You assaulted the interrogating officer, Jackie."
"NUH UH IT WAS THAT SWEDISH GUY DUSHATAR"
"We have video."
"THE RUSSIANS FAKED THAT"
 
Given her posts online and her bankruptcy stuff I'd much rather watch that. She's unhinged already online, imagine what she'd be like in front of authorities.
The bankruptcy call was what we'd get, it's just slithering and subservient groveling.

Snackie, for all her insanity, knows when she can get immediately stomped.
 
The bankruptcy call was what we'd get, it's just slithering and subservient groveling.

Snackie, for all her insanity, knows when she can get immediately stomped.
That was a call though, she doesn't strike me as someone who does well when confronted in person. Sort of like with Patrick who can't handle it when he can't control things
 
ITS ALL OVER BROS! PATRICK IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYONE! (please ignore that he doesn't drive any car nearly as good as the one in the picture)
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I'm sorry, but sports cars almost always look dumb these days, like what a kid playing with hotwheels would think is cool. If Pat were the man's man he pretends to be he would just drive a station wagon or a truck. How did this "country boy" get so gay?
 
Man, Patrick fell off the deep end with his Facebook.

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This is fake and gay, as we know Rick would never work a day in his life, let alone at Walmart.
I can assure you that profile is very real. We all know Patrick has deep delusional tales. He's even going so far as to make up working at Walmart. Clearly, he's reached a state of unwellness that's past the point of no return. Just look at his tweets. LOOK AT THEM! You look at those tweets and tell me those are from a sane and rational person.
 
I can assure you that profile is very real. We all know Patrick has deep delusional tales. He's even going so far as to make up working at Walmart. Clearly, he's reached a state of unwellness that's past the point of no return. Just look at his tweets. LOOK AT THEM! You look at those tweets and tell me those are from a sane and rational person.
Maybe OnA bought a wal-mart franchise and now employ men named Patrick Tomlinson to work in them as greeters.

Shoppers are delighted as they are instructed to enjoy prison when they enter.
 
I saw an old text exchange I saved from Fatrick and the Pests and it got me nostalgic for the olden days. I'm actually surprised his new number hasn't been leaked by himself or put on his site because he's such an important author he needs to be able to be contacted. Maybe it's a sign he's given up the farce?

Wookie/monkeyposting and "Dan doesn't have a penis stalker" replies are a thing of the past and it's left me wanting.
I miss those days and the Hoolies posting too.

But it does show that Patrick is at least somewhat capable of doing one thing to get the Pests off of his back (changing his phone number). He’s still hilariously addicted to the victim complex so he won’t take the additional step of just, you know, ignoring them entirely.
 
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