Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

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Nice "excess", stupid.

Just shows how wrong you always are, child, little baby child. You've never been swatted in Microsoft Access '97 for Windows, and it really shows. Enjoy Excel.

 

[Well Intentioned]

I think the most surprising thing to me is that Patty isn't pigsona non grata with his family and he actually talks to them. I know there was a lot of speculation that his family had distanced themselves from him.

That said, it is interesting that his mom's recollection had him warning 'over a year ago' and not, say, 'in December' which a) was roughly 4 months ago and b) a logical time family members would be connecting and meeting up. Probably doesn't mean anything and whenever Patty came up with this hare-brained scheme and mentioned it to his parents was whenever it happened, but it is amusing.

The other interesting thing is that you would think Patty would be squealing from the rooftops over his parents getting swatted instead of vague 'stalker child gang my family' posts. He was super vocal about making sure the world knew about his bathrobe nudist performance art ("Tragedy of Faucetus Phallus") but he was quiet as a murdered black kid in his basement about his parents getting similar targeting.

A sane person would assume it is because Patty didn't want to have the spotlight shone on his parents and was trying to spare his loved ones some grief. Me? I think its because our homo porcus is such a glutton for attention that he couldn't stand sharing the limelight (at least until he realised you can't eat 'limelight') or the notion that sympathy would be put on other people, because he is an egomaniac.

Also, Thomas Tomlinson? Tom, son of Tom?

Nice "excess", stupid.

Yeah, cops aren't exactly known for their literary skills. I don't blame them, given they're writing reports at like 3AM or whatever.

 

[Markorian]

Man, until I saw the documents for myself, I was sure he was just straight up lying about the SWATs to his parents. Would be far from the first lie of his. The fact he (allegedly/most likely) SWATted his own parents because he thought if he could make himself sympathetic enough, the judgement against him would be dismissed, is just beyond the pale. And that's despite knowing about his conviction for threats of premeditated murder against his ex wife and child.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

Obviously Bulgaria didn’t exist during biblical times and whether people from that region were known for sodomy at the time is unclear, so I can see why it didn’t get quite get into American use.

The etymology of buggery apparently comes from the French word bougre. It was a term used for Cathar heretics in 13th century and derived from their connection to the earlier Bulgarian Bogomil heretics. Literally every single heretical movement was accused of practicing sodomy, no matter whether they actually did.

 

[TurboNAS]

Maybe OnA bought a wal-mart franchise and now employ men named Patrick Tomlinson to work in them as greeters.

Shoppers are delighted as they are instructed to enjoy prison when they enter.

Enjoy savings, shopper child.

 

[Windy Moors]

You’re gonna be eating lots of crow when Patrick’s book gets released and Tiny Tim finds Scrooge’s murderer. Aaaaany day now. Wait for the release, stalker.

I think Rick has written Tiny Tim as the killer, all to be revealed in a spectacular twist ending.

There is another exciting update to the infinitely repeating Patpost.

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TIWYLIAOSEP doesn't naturally roll off the tongue, but it would shorten the time it takes him to type and enable him to prison people faster than ever before.

The bankruptcy call was what we'd get, it's just slithering and subservient groveling.

It's in her DNA.

 

[Summer of George]

Rick, that's a million dollar car. I don't think you have $10,000, let alone enough to buy that.

The City of Milwaukee is going to lavish millions upon him, remember. Any day now, child. Wait for the cha-ching.

I think the most surprising thing to me is that Patty isn't pigsona non grata with his family and he actually talks to them. I know there was a lot of speculation that his family had distanced themselves from him.

He's Mama Raven's special boy, remember. You know, the lady who worked at the high school from which he conveniently (barely) graduated.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Nice "excess", stupid.

Fatrick does provide access to his "wife" for vagrant negros to ventilate her hotbox with flatulence.

 

[Meriasek]

I can only imagine they enjoy the silence. Hearing him reciting his plights over the phone would be insufferable. I bet they talk to Kyle much more often.

I bet Kyle calls them once a week because he's just a good son, and he has more interesting things to talk about with them.
And I imagine his voice is less faggy, making him more pleasant to talk to already.

 

[FinnSven]

I bet Kyle calls them once a week because he's just a good son, and he has more interesting things to talk about with them.
And I imagine his voice is less faggy, making him more pleasant to talk to already.

Maybe they conference call Pat in, but mute him and “forget” he is on the line.

They don’t want to have to listen to his blubbering as they tell Kyle what a good son he is.

 

[Meriasek]

Maybe they conference call Pat in, but mute him and “forget” he is on the line.

They don’t want to have to listen to his blubbering as they tell Kyle what a good son he is.

"Wow Kyle, that's great! So now you're up to, what, five sinks in your house?"

 

[Something Awful]

It's because you didn't tweet hard enough, Rick! You grew complacent! And now here we are. Hitler.

 

[FinnSven]

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It's because you didn't tweet hard enough, Rick! You grew complacent! And now here we are. Hitler.

The classic example of false comparison.

I suppose it’s no good to try to explain to Patrick that getting person of the year in Time magazine doesn’t mean they automatically approve of that person.
It just means that that is the person who has been in most news stories or headlines by a metric they decide.

If there were daily reports in every quality broadsheet on how fat, stupid, bad at writing and homosexual Patrick is, then he would be Time Magazine’s obese gay stupid illiterate person of the year.

 

[NaggotFigger]

The classic example of false comparison.

I suppose it’s no good to try to explain to Patrick that getting person of the year in Time magazine doesn’t mean they automatically approve of that person.
It just means that that is the person who has been in most news stories or headlines by a metric they decide.

If there were daily reports in every quality broadsheet on how fat, stupid, bad at writing and homosexual Patrick is, then he would be Time Magazine’s obese gay stupid illiterate person of the year.

MATI here, but. This fat faggot with bitch tits has Orange Man living rent-free in his mind. He’s incredibly retarded to a high degree that anyone who’s from the Republican Party, excluding The Donald; is a fed/spy who’s going to dump Orange Man soon after and go become one part of the Democrats. He’s been consistently spewing garbage for so long now, people will make fun of his extreme left-wing takes, and then he’ll child at them back because they don’t give a shit about his bad takes.

Keep in mind that he has his 9th to 12th grade GPAs being fully leaked, and still denying everything about his personal life, and lies about everything just to feed his own ego. This pig will always be a fat lying homosexual nigger with bitch tits that has burnt bridges with many people in his circle, and kept laying on the fart couch saying about how evil Orange Man and Elon Musk is, cultivating absolutely nothing valuable in society, and still doesn’t accept his reality and responsibility as an failed, unemployed, obese pig writer; and still lives in his own bubble of self-service and self-entitlement. Most retarded Internet Tough Guy award of 2024 here, Kiwis.

 

[Broadside]

A fellah over on the other forum put together some interesting questions anyone reading the Pat thread should ask themselves re the SWATings.
Hey MPD/FBI, that includes you btw!
They're worth considering, because this Torswats story stinks and Pat clearly knows more than he is letting on.

Spoiler

Hey how did Pat know to have Niki out of the house the first time he was swatted?
How did Torswats know that Pat was going to sue the MPD months before he did it?
How did Pat know his parents would soon be swatted months before they were, despite no history of swatting and outright disdain for it around here or in the history of the pests?

How did a swatting happen at a baseball game nobody knew he was at?
How did a swatting happen at a theater that had a similar name to a theater show he was at but nobody had any way of knowing he was at?

Why did Patrick lie about being swatted at Penguicon?
Why did swattings not occur at other cons he was at after being caught lying about Penguicon?

Why is there a Gemini account under his information when it requires photo id?
Why and how did Patrick KNOW someone from here supposedly identity thefted him to cover that story?

Why did his phone get irreplaceably water damaged, supposedly corrupting all the data when water wouldn't likely do that?

Why does the number of swatting vary in his retelling?
Why did they stop after Torswats, who said he was working for Patrick, got arrested, if someone is trying to kill him?
Why would they be satisfied moving on to his patio furniture, which Patrick always knows to check Craigslist for?

Why do the swattings always miss his Airbnb clients, his source of income?

 

[Helvetia]

How did Torswats know that Pat was going to sue the MPD months before he did it?

I'd like to know this too - even we didn't think of him suing the MPD until Torswats mentioned it, or if we did, we thought it was so retarded and delusional it gave us strokes.

 

[Misogenes]

Ah, finally caught up. It's like binge-watching a very fat show.

Has anyone actually read any of his books? I'm curious how bad they are, but I don't want to give the pig any money.

Answered already ITT but you got me wondering, so I checked my local library system on a lark. They have Fatrick novels in stock! Well, they have a handful of first edition copies of In the Black (two of which are checked out, to my surprise,) and ebook copies of everything else except Starship Repo. (A lot of them are unavailable because people haven't "returned" the ebooks so they're still off the digital shelf, or however that works.) Audio for just one of the books.

So if I was stricken with a bout of insanity and decided to rent one of his books to read and perhaps review, my public library system is largely not super helpful.

Spoiler: However, his books seem to be on sale at the moment on Amazon.

Can you imagine paying nearly hardback price for a fuggin' digital file of a mediocre-to-bad novel, though? Eight bucks is still too much imho.

 

[Markorian]

I'd like to know this too - even we didn't think of him suing the MPD until Torswats mentioned it, or if we did, we thought it was so retarded and delusional it gave us strokes.

I think it was at least a fringe theory, and I don't think it was fat's original plan. IMMEDIATELY after they started (only months after things started to proceed on collecting the fees he owed quasi), he would say things along the lines of "well, they're SWATTing [sic] my house (no, don't you DARE ask for evidence it's them!), so I should be exempt from this judgement against me!" Even days before Lynn forced him to pay, he was filing motions rambling about trying to relitigate the original case.

 

[Pedophobe]

How did a swatting happen at a theater that had a similar name to a theater show he was at but nobody had any way of knowing he was at?

That seemed pretty sus to me at the time too.

 

[Markorian]

That seemed pretty sure to me at the time too.

The most suspicious thing to me is when he says some detail that the police absolutely would not tell him, and when the reports finally become public like 7 months later, he was right.