Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Anonymus Fluhre]

What the fuck is wrong with this clown. Hey Pat. Your kid is going to see you shit talking her dead father. This is cruel.

This is why she will never have anything to do with you (a long with the fact you chose to abandon her). Some bullshit dedication in one of your books will never make up for you doing this again and again.

I can't wait for Pat to start his "parental alienation" arc and how the US court system is anti fathers.

If what he's said about his daughter being treated was true he could have fought for full custody. However gaining custody of a daughter is six figures and he'd rather spend that on Star Wars models and trips to countries he's not welcomed in. He's spent more of other peoples money to pay back Quasi, hell he spent more on getting back his precious Twitter account back than he ever paid for his daughter. He wasn't even willing to get a better job to support her. No, being a low grade insurance salesman for a hated healthcare insurance provider stealing from old people is the best he knows he can get given how hated he is by others. He couldn't last a day at a real job given his 1.2 GPA, narcissism , low IQ, and aggressive, belligerent behavior.

Jon was also able to give his daughter a little brother. Patrick's micro penis has been shooting blanks for 14 years because of his obesity and alcoholic dependent nature. Even if by some god given miracle he wanted to be a better man and be a father, he can't. His body wont let him. It's likely why he no longer hides his homosexuality.

 

[Something Awful]

All his dedications are fucking cringe and retarded.

The Ark


(If anyone's not aware, Annabelle is the daughter Patrick abandoned and has never supported in any way)

Trident's Forge



Children of the Divide



Starship Repo



Gate Crashers



In the Black

 

[AltisticRight]

Butter mask mask with da butterView attachment 7637621

Fat and dripping with grease even with half of his pig face covered.
And he's very fucking fat.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Pat is still seething about Jon, and insists that he himself is "an actual man" while Jon is not:
View attachment 7637952 (tweet, archive, archive)

Jenny, we've seen your faucet-shaped micropenis (to our eternal regret.) Jon, meanwhile, had the kind of schlong that turns lesbians straight. He's the real man and it's not even close. Embrace your womanhood, Jennifer.

 

[Entomologist]

Here's one for you. This is from some weird hotel trip where he also took a pic of him in a robe in the lobby with kids around. Sick guy !!!View attachment 7637728
It's also so weird how his mouth goes way beyond his lips.

The resemblance is uncanny. It's the eyes. Fatrick has the same kind of crazy eyes as a bonafide cult leader.

Enjoy wilful exit from the body in a dignified manner, child. Await the Mothership.

 

[YouTube Autist]

He was TOLD to miss? "Hey weird schizo we found, shoot AT the presidential candidate, but uhhhh make sure to miss okay?"

What?? "Hey, bro. Here's what we need you to do -- shoot one millimeter away from the president's head while he's moving around and gesticulating. Like, get the bullet to pass right next to his head, but don't hit him. That's step one. Step two is, we shoot at you and we kill you. Sound good?"

Is this a common belief anywhere?

 

[AnOminous]

It's also so weird how his mouth goes way beyond his lips.

Innsmouth look.

 

[Jackie's Abortion]

Is this a common belief anywhere?

Yes, stalker. It is. Enjoy prison.

 

[Laburnum]

The famous torque wheeler is still riding his Triumph, stalker childs:

 

[Plum Smuggler]

The Farms is the new Klan

She want's to go after all the supporter's of the KF's Threads account.

Because you countiously act like a retard online. You were clearly trolled by the pests and now you are attempting to grift off of your followers.

 

[RollingRock2]

Thank you Jackie, very cool

 

[break these cuffs]

Starship Repo

I fucking hate nuspeak so god damn much. You know what you call the group of people you choose to hang out with? Friends. What did you call that friend from a broken home who basically lived with your family when you were kids? Family. You know what you call a libshit narc who can only find 4 other people in the entire fucking world who can stand being around them? A found family.

 

[The Noise]

I'm kind of relieved that black Jackie is seemingly one of those millennials who has no idea how the Internet works and thinks blocking people on Threads will destroy those evil kiwi chuds.

 

[Meriasek]

I guess White Jackie found out that KF is the most evil den of evil on the Internet and is now gonna focus her grift on this place. Good decision, there's a lot more clout to farm with the, uh, Farms. Nobody cares about Fatrick, and his pests are too niche for really deriving traction from. But the Farms? Hell yeah, it's a known hive of scum and villainy and the perfect target for a good grift campaign.
Sorry Jackie, but this place has a pretty strict hands-off policy. There are no orchestrations here, and even just laughing at Fatirck's pest problem is almost borderline.
We just archive and laugh at idiots. You're just interesting due to your involvement with Piggyrick, otherwise you'd be, at most, a passing mention at some "race grifter watch" thread.

 

[break these cuffs]

I guess White Jackie found out that KF is the most evil den of evil on the Internet and is now gonna focus her grift on this place. Good decision, there's a lot more clout to farm with the, uh, Farms. Nobody cares about Fatrick, and his pests are too niche for really deriving traction from. But the Farms? Hell yeah, it's a known hive of scum and villainy and the perfect target for a good grift campaign.

She knew about us early on. Her cuck deleted the good reads account with his picturearound a day after it got posted and she was bitching about being doxed by racists. I think she may have actually been scared about the big bad kiwi farms and thought Rick was a softer target, but eventually figured out who the pests are, that going after Fatty will get her nowhere, and that nobody here is going to bother her. Now she's going to chimp out and clout grub off of us. Would she lower herself to allying with a certain thwomp faced tranny?

It will fail just like all her attempts as a mommyblogger did and as a sheboon self-help guru currently are. The blackest thing about her is her Predator ass hairline.

 

[Doug S]

Can a watch guy weigh in on this? @Doug S how cringe is Pat for wearing this?

Oh wow, you guys found the actual make and model. I was just wondering about this. I thought it was a knock off of an Orient. Nice job finding the actual watch.

It’s pretty cringe. (8/10) If we take a look at this watch you’re not even really getting good value for the money.

1) mineral glass - many watches in this price range offer sapphire crystals for the dial glass. Sapphire is insanely scratch and shatter resistant. Mineral glass is just not great. It’s something you expect to see on a $25-50 watch.

2) it looks like it’s using a Miyota movement. Not terrible. It’s what you expect to see on cheap watches. If you buy just one of the movements expect to pay $50-$65. But if you’re an established company like Festina, these movements purchased in bulk are about $15-$25 a piece.

https://shop.diywatch.club/collections/movements

3) 41mm is a good size for Pat (he’s massive)

4) claims to have 50m water resistance. That means if he falls into a puddle drunk the watch itself may survive so long as he doesn’t bang the mineral glass (that will shatter even if a person of normal body weight falls on it)

5) I think $150-200 is a decent price to pay for this watch. But at that price point you can get a Seiko which is way better.

6) this company seems to really push the “Swiss made” in your face. I hate that. An important thing everyone should realize is that only 60% of the watches parts need to be made in Switzerland in order to stamp “Swiss made” on their watch. And there are ways around that 60% too. But Festina really slams you with the “Swiss made” label.

https://www.fhs.swiss/eng/strengthening.html#

Here is a great video explaining the “Swiss Made” trademark if you don’t want to drudge through a hundred pages of legal jargon

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ6HSOClTRg

TLDR; it’s exactly what I expect from Pat. He saw an automatic watch with a see-through bit on the dial. It showcases a cheap movement and he thought “that’s very exotic”. It’s the equivalent of him cutting a hole in the hood of his Rustang so people can see the corner of the valve cover gasket. Everyone who knows anything about cars says “ok, it’s a stock Mustang. Why did he do that?”

 

[Judge Holden]

So was searching his feed for the full pick of him snarling during the marathon waddle for my next pig head shoop but found out there is infact a photo of Nikkki showing emotion


Gonna be real....kina glad she is permanently on pills because this shit is just plain freaky

MFW I watch Ro'Dan wolfing down an three bean burrito after I snuck exlax into his drink

Here is the pure head version for shoop purposes


As for the marathon photo I am still looking for, its the one I previously used for this one


As I said, cant find the OG so if anyone has it kindly drop it so I can get to twerk

 

[Summer of George]

All his dedications are fucking cringe and retarded.

Gate Crashers

What an insult and an embarrassment. Here's what Carlin would have thought about you, Patso.

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=66OwZjsi0D0

"Dumber than a second coat of paint."


"Patty Melt" ... "will eat anything, ANYTHING."


"Big Time, Pig Time."


"Have you taken a good look at some of these big fat motherfuckers walking around? Big fat motherfuckers! Oh my God, huge piles of redundant protoplasm."

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edit: here you go @Judge Holden

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Hello, nigger Jackie. The day you find a Kiwi fruit in your bed will be the day you know we're going after you.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

TLDR; it’s exactly what I expect from Pat. He saw an automatic watch with a see-through bit on the dial. It showcases a cheap movement and he thought “that’s very exotic”. It’s the equivalent of him cutting a hole in the hood of his Rustang so people can see the corner of the valve cover gasket. Everyone who knows anything about cars says “ok, it’s a stock Mustang. Why did he do that?”

Awesome writeup, thank you for delivering. We can only hope Pat decides to become a Watch Guy to awe us with further purchases like that.