Artcow Patty Locke / Peter Locke / AuntBibby / UncleBibby / petermobeter - Artistic autist and kino musician whose every thought is a randomtxt. Abstract pansexual and virgin with rage, but keeping cheerful.

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Owner of a Lonely Hole said:
Getting some Wesley Willis vibes here. Can I say it? I like his music.
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I was thinking the same thing. Wesley was a wild mother fucker, we booked him years and years ago and he stayed at my homies crib, worst mistake ever....for him. I got to go back to my spot after too much of his shit. I get the same vibes from this dude, like he'd be a real hoot to hang out with for a bit but naaaaah, you're not staying at my digs.

If I was still in the music scene, I would 100% book this dude for an underground rave or multi genre indie show though. Swear to god.
 
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Uncanny.
 
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snus said:
He’s been sent to the psych ward 6 times, and regularly has rage attacks. Seems incredibly unstable emotionally, even for an sparklegender. View attachment 3717490

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Christ someone alert his tard wranglers they are in danger. Here next week we will see on the news "support worker drowned in chocolate milk"
 
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Jack Awful said:
This is some classic cow content.
Just a fascinating, weird individual that makes interesting stuff.

No pedophilia, no politics, no malice, no existential threat to the farms. Just nice and cozy.
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Exactly this.

So far, this is possibly the most wholesome reaction to a cow the Farms can produce, and that's a testament to Patty's talent, and positivity despite being handed numerous shitty sticks in life. I'm still laughing, but fondly.

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Swerf'n'Terf said:
Exactly this.

So far, this is possibly the most wholesome reaction to a cow the Farms can produce, and that's a testament to Patty's talent, and positivity despite being handed numerous shitty sticks in life. I'm still laughing, but fondly.

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So many current popular cows like Ralph or Keffals are genuinely detestable people where, if they dfe'd and went to live in a cabin in the middle of Siberia forever with no internet, I'd feel it's for the best.

With Patty, I'd legitimately feel bad and miss him.
 
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Hunter Diego said:
Genuinely compelling music, art, and games from a cow. Thanks OP!!!
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Is piece pro-graphical user interface or against it? This will be the determination for me on whether he's based or not. Is his (graciously blurred) ass hanging out of his pants part of the artistic message?
 
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