Skitzocow Paul Richard Atkinson A.K.A The Alien Whisperer

[JudgeDredd]

Mother fucking space oddity!
He thinks aliens are real he posts shitty alien artwork he thinks he himself is an alien and posts "true" stories about his encounters.... I cant make this shit up I just cant! he is really active on the face book posts his email for us all to see and updates his shitty image site every couple of months. this guy has space autism. so yeah go... go check this out you'll see what i mean.

(Edit Screen caps on the bottom of the page!)

http://www.starseedssanctuary.com/

http://www.starboycreations.com/

https://www.facebook.com/paul.r.atkinson.77

 

[autism420]

Does he freak out on the interweb? I ain't readin' all this text.

 

[JudgeDredd]

Does he freak out on the interweb? I ain't readin' all this text.

The point being read his shit its fucking crazy! And look at his face book this guy legit thinks he is an alien!

 

[SpessCaptain]

Okay this is a name I kind of remember, he might of been in some series of Alien Documentaries or I might of dragged him out of a website.
While I do believe that aliums exist, it is unlikely they would look like something similar to life on Earth or be here.

His human portraits suggest he has something social-disorder wrong with him, while he has improved they still seem to hang in the Uncanny Valley.

 

[autism420]

The point being read his shit its fucking crazy! And look at his face book this guy legit thinks he is an alien!

When I look at his FB I only see a baby picture of him. Post some screencaps.

 

[drtoboggan]

Sam Halpern was a great man. He said, "aliens exist but they don't come here. That's like driving 500 miles for Arby's."

 

[JudgeDredd]

Here lies the proof of this mans insanity.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

I second autism420's question:

Does this guy chimp out at people who don't believe his theories/stories?

If not, then, while he's a strange person, I don't think this makes him a Lolcow.

 

[JudgeDredd]

Good point well ill go find out.

 

[tomgirl4life]

Sam Halpern was a great man. He said, "aliens exist but they don't come here. That's like driving 500 miles for Arby's."

Sometimes you're just in the mood for a Jamocha Shake.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Good point well ill go find out.

Please no weening or trolling to try and find out, dude.

 

[Saney]

Good point well ill go find out.

You really should have done that before you made this thread.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Two things...

Spoiler

"A reposeful lizard woman from the Pleiades."

1. Why do people keep drawing stars with "+"-shaped light beams around them (like in the painting's upper right corner)? These structures aren't real, they are artifacts in some astrophotography images created through light diffraction around the optical components of a telescope.

2. "Pleiades" - why do so many weirdos keep insisting that there are intelligent aliens from the Pleiades cluster? Like most Open Clusters, this group of stars is very young, around 80 million years. Probably by far not old enough to harbour planets with sentient life on them.
Mkay, I'll answer my own question: Because the Pleiades look very beautiful and mysterious in the night sky. But still!

(Pleiades cluster in lower right part of image)

Then I typed "Pleiadians" into Google and got this:

"Billie Meier claims that he has been contacted over 130 times by the Pleiadians, his first contact being with a female Pleiadian named Samjese."
http://www.itsnature.org/cryptocorner/pleiadians/

It's good to know they dress for their body types.

 

[Kršćanin Čendlervic]

Great, so you found Fox Mulder's blog.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Two things...

Spoiler

2. "Pleiades" - why do so many weirdos keep insisting that there are intelligent aliens from the Pleiades cluster? Like most Open Clusters, this group of stars is very young, around 80 million years. Probably by far not old enough to harbour planets with sentient life on them.
Mkay, I'll answer my own question: Because the Pleiades look very beautiful and mysterious in the night sky. But still!

(Pleiades cluster in lower right part of image)

Then I typed "Pleiadians" into Google and got this:

"Billie Meier claims that he has been contacted over 130 times by the Pleiadians, his first contact being with a female Pleiadian named Samjese."
http://www.itsnature.org/cryptocorner/pleiadians/

It's good to know they dress for their body types.

For the same reason they say that aliens are from the Orion sector whatever that means. I'll admit that when I was a kid I actually thought the stars that made up constellations were literally at the same distance from one another. It was only later that I understood they could be hundreds of light years apart which makes the whole "sector" meaningless.

And while I'm a firm believer that life exists on other planets, I don't believe for one second that it's humanoid or a combination of one type of animal and human. So this means that creatures like:

probably don't exist.

But the thing that really got me and honestly hurt my brain was this little tidbit about the (supposed) planet Nibiru:

Nibiru was originally a brown dwarf star which failed to ignite. Such a star/planet stemmed from the explosion of Sirius B. Nibiru was hollowed out by the Galactic Federation and turned into a battleplanet.

Anybody that knows anything about the cosmos knows that a brown dwarf is not a planet or a star. Take something the size of Jupiter, add anywhere from 50-80 times it's mass and let it sit. It's not massive enough to undergo stellar fusion but make no mistake it has a heavy gravity, it's hot and most importantly it's not solid.

How can you hollow out what is effectively a giant gas ball?

Just an update, he might have found out about this as his webpage http://www.starseedssanctuary.com/ comes up as 404 when you try to access it.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Just an update, he might have found out about this as his webpage http://www.starseedssanctuary.com/ comes up as 404 when you try to access it.

Curses!
He's escaped into hyperspace!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The star cluster thing bugs me too because of the same reason DDC pointed out - they're too young. Unless of course, any intelligent life there came from elsewhere. Also, some people who claim to have met aliens claimed they were from Venus, which sounds even more ridiculous. Also, convergent evolution could result in sentient life resembling humans, but as others already said, it's unlikely.*

Another thing, if faster-than-light travel and communication are impossible (which is likely), why would aliens travel many light years just to talk to a few (probably mentally ill) people on Earth?

Also, why do some assume aliens are New Age beings of incredible wisdom and benevolence? What if alien societies are generally no less corrupt than societies on Earth?

Spoiler

*(scientists speculate that a bipedal form is most compatible with sentience though)

 

[Curt Sibling]

Also, why do some assume aliens are New Age beings of incredible wisdom and benevolence? What if alien societies are generally no less corrupt than societies on Earth?

Totally agree!
What most hippies don't like to think is that alien beings are likely to treat our world the same way Europeans treated the new world when they arrived.

Alien conquistadores sound pretty magnificent to be honest...

 

[ToroidalBoat]

the same way Europeans treated the new world

Or they could treat this world like the Indian government treats the people of North Sentinel Island on Earth nowadays - leaving them alone. Like I said, that doesn't necessarily mean aliens are mystical gurus though.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Or they could treat this world like the Indian government treats the people of North Sentinel Island on Earth nowadays - leaving them alone. Like I said, that doesn't necessarily mean aliens are mystical gurus though.

Yep - The possibilities are unlimited...