Personal Lolcows: Furry Edition - Only God Knows the Horror Lurking in this Fandom

Lycalopex said:
Ah, right. Now that FA is back up I want to talk about one of my personal lolcows, Flash_Lioness. Apologies if I break some etiquette here, this is my first time actually compiling info like this.

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At first glance looks like your average ESL furry going "stop telling me what to do". And then you look deeper.

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Several ad journals made a day, maybe with a few weeks between clusters, but constant YCH/commission shilling without even the decency to delete the old journals. And then you look at what those journals contain. Sure, most of them are just a link and nothing else, but some...

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There's more like this. These are just the most recent ones.

But wait! Surely she's more professional on her other socials?

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It doesn't look like I can archive her Twitter because I had to log in to be able to see her whining, sadly.

There's not really a lot of milk here, but she amuses me. Her Twitter also has a bunch of older posts about how furries are the worst commissioners, other women are terrible, woe is her she doesn't have enough money to live despite having a literal pet serval in what appears to be Russia. Maybe it's a particularly serval-y savannah cat but it just looks like a straight up serval to me.

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But don't worry! It's okay, because the Egyptians kept cheetahs and lions. In their natural habitat. Which was not Russia.

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Crazy how someone with an extremely expensive pet is struggling to pay rent. If you can't afford to take care of yourself and your pets you should probably give the pet to someone who doesn't have this issue.
 
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Just remember that the ruble has gone down significantly in power so just $500 in commissions a month would give her a median salary in most parts of russia.
She chooses to live in Moscow, the most expensive city in russia. She could easily move but she doesn't want to. You can't get what you want all the time bitch
 
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Servaldays sounds familiar as a name. I don't have any archives on hand so this is going by my word of mouth alone right now, but I do recall that Flash Lioness under "Servaldays" DMCA's any videos that download and share videos of her Serval without crediting Flash Lioness as the owner of the Serval.
 
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Lycalopex said:
Ah, right. Now that FA is back up I want to talk about one of my personal lolcows, Flash_Lioness. Apologies if I break some etiquette here, this is my first time actually compiling info like this.

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At first glance looks like your average ESL furry going "stop telling me what to do". And then you look deeper.

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Several ad journals made a day, maybe with a few weeks between clusters, but constant YCH/commission shilling without even the decency to delete the old journals. And then you look at what those journals contain. Sure, most of them are just a link and nothing else, but some...

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There's more like this. These are just the most recent ones.

But wait! Surely she's more professional on her other socials?

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oh.
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uh
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well...
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hm.

It doesn't look like I can archive her Twitter because I had to log in to be able to see her whining, sadly.

There's not really a lot of milk here, but she amuses me. Her Twitter also has a bunch of older posts about how furries are the worst commissioners, other women are terrible, woe is her she doesn't have enough money to live despite having a literal pet serval in what appears to be Russia. Maybe it's a particularly serval-y savannah cat but it just looks like a straight up serval to me.

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But don't worry! It's okay, because the Egyptians kept cheetahs and lions. In their natural habitat. Which was not Russia.

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Thank you for reminding me of this lovely cow I used to follow some years ago. I had followed her for about a month or so before following her on Xitter only to see how she’d berated and practically told her followers to fuck off when she didn’t get her own way. She’s a real piece of work which could get her a thread one day.
 
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Lycalopex said:
All I can find trying to dig is "drawing hand pain" and "expensive meds" and it sounds like maybe some sort of chronic pain condition? Or she's just playing up carpal tunnel.
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She mentions injections so I'm assuming some sort of inflammation.
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There's a different e-mail address for donations, seems to be another random friend
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I guess she has these people convert the donations into crypto to bypass the sanctions. Flashlioness isn't the only one Mike has laundered money for.
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I had a look at her Twitter and it seems there's breaking news on the hand arm pain! (archive)
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If nobody purchases a slot in the YCH soon, the cramps may soon become terminal.
 
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Riftrunner said:
She mentions injections so I'm assuming some sort of inflammation.
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I had a look at her Twitter and it seems there's breaking news on the hand arm pain! (archive)
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If nobody purchases a slot in the YCH soon, the cramps may soon become terminal.
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I can't think of anything that would cause inflammation localized to only one hand that requires injections to treat.

Arthritis is the big one, but it doesn't usually present in people under 30, and it presents in multiple locations, not just one joint if it's genetic, which it would be if it's young-onset rheumatoid arthritis.

If she's suffering from carpal/cubital tunnel, the LAST thing you should do is to take cortisone shots for it. You're taking away the pain but not the problem. Pain tells you to stop using that muscle. Taking that pain away means you'll continue to use that muscle, damaging it further until its FUBAR.

If it's true, she's speedrunning the path of never being able to draw again with that hand/arm, forcing her to get a real job.

edit- lol it's gotta be carpal/cubital
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dumbass

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They ARE the same.
It honestly looks liek the cheetah is smiling because she added no facial features that denote otherwise

Fixed her stupid ass art. Left original, right angry
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She's been drawing since 2009 but her skills and anatomy haven't improved since like 2021. Look at how many teeth the cheetah has on just one side of the nose. Cheetah are supposed to have six small teeth in the front.

also lol that she tries to dehumanize the person criticizing her art by calling them creature and it. She can't even attribute that to bad english.
 
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Lycalopex said:
It's in a LOT of her twitter posts, and she runs an account on Instagram, Threads, etc under the name ServalDays which seems dedicated to it.
(IG cannot be archived. Threads archive.)

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So it seems the serval is definitely hers. Can't find definitive location info. But she's definitely somewhere that it snows in northern hemisphere winter, because there are photos of Sirius in a snowy yard around the right time.

Edit: I'm blind. She literally has this page linked on her FA bio. She's Russian.
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I follow her on insta because the cat but my god she complains all the fucking time
 
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Here's her face in case that thread does go up. I'm looking halfheartedly. May update this post.

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(archive) a uni page with her name on it.
#16.
Ивойлова Анастасия Васильевна
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Ivoylova Anastasia Vasilievna
https://topdb.ru/id3215644 (archive)
This page says
Настя Ивойлова

Nastya Ivoilova​

with her art on it so it confirms the name was correct.
Her old vk says it as well

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who dat
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I don't have crypto so I can't access it.
МХПИ for school


has a fursuit
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twitter.com/Aurummort old twitter handle

https://x.com/Nibelun80558338 This account seems to reblog only her artwork
https://x.com/blackwanderer20 along with this account. you know what's funny about that name, "wanderer"?
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SOCKPUPPET SHILL ACCOUNT DETECTED
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lol https://x.com/BlackWanderer20/status/1335684977246285833 (archive)

The other account reblogged this
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Seems like a random thing to reblog

She's married to https://x.com/RaymanAlex32 who also shills the fuck out of her shit
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Attached screenshot archives of that clownsplacecircus telegram channel.

more on that privated Statum vk
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google translate
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yet another account that does nothing but shill for this cunt
They communicated with each other like they were lovers or something
 

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I'm not confident enough to make the thread but anyone who is has my full blessing

Also her eyes look dead and soulless and her face looks empty. It's like a pretty mask on some Uncanny Valley demon. No wonder she can't draw any expressions but passive joy.
 
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Equal Rights for Androids said:
Can a russian speaker please translate what this says?
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I used google lens:

"This certificate confirms that Anastasia Vasilievna Ivoilova, from September 7, 2022 to November 24, 2022, mastered the vocational training program for the profession of worker “Veterinary orderly” in the amount of 340 hours. By decision of the certification commission dated November 24, 2022, protocol No. 2 was assigned qualification VETERINARY NURSE 3rd category (category)"
 
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