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My favorite thing about ralph is that he legitimately believes that he's a handsome guy, and that he doesn't still look like dogshit in that picture despite all the filters.
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Look at that fat baby head he has no amount of weight loss will fix that.
Rage Pig
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100% real. With the help of a strict vegan diet, Merida tap water, daily prayer and not using any drugs the Gunt managed to turn himself into a 14 years old cherub.
Douglas Mortimer
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yeah in hindsight it was really retarded for me to assume he actually lost weight rather than simply posting fake pics
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He did lose weight but he’s been finding it again pretty quick
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He got rid of all his mirrors since they kept alogging him.
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- Jan 31, 2020
Ethan Ralph's thought process never fails to amaze me.
Hmmm what photo should I pin to my gay social media page?
Oh I know! I'll post the one of me taking a selfie alone in front of a door with a retard's uncomfortable smile on my face. The one where there's enough grease on me to make my face all shiny.
That'll show 'em how much I'm winning.
Hmmm what photo should I pin to my gay social media page?
Oh I know! I'll post the one of me taking a selfie alone in front of a door with a retard's uncomfortable smile on my face. The one where there's enough grease on me to make my face all shiny.
That'll show 'em how much I'm winning.
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Aids is the ultimate weight loss
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- Aug 31, 2017
lol
and all the gunt's filters, and all the gunt's mans,
couldn't get rid of his fat fucking hands.
couldn't get rid of his fat fucking hands.
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I think the bigger issue here has less to do with the fat baby head, and more to do with the fact that he’s 5’1
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holy shit, the gunt looks so fucking bad, literally looks worse than the ass of a 90 year old woman
6MillionCoofs
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I feel it cannot be understated that basically all the bad shit that happened to Ralph basically happened within about the span of seemingly a month. Went from horse and child to threatening to alone and threatening to murder whores in the span of a month.
It’s impressive. Real impressive.
It’s impressive. Real impressive.
- Joined
- Jul 5, 2019
Unfortunate stature and a tragic physique. It's possible to be short and look physically aesthetic, but his sedentary lifestyle has given him zero muscle mass. Until he starts working out he's always gonna look doughy and disproportionate.
Destiny looks the same way and for the same reason.
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No I’m pretty sure Good Bye Horses where Ralph was hammered drunk and Dax left him alone in a room with booze and a shotgun to livestream was like April-May? His “relationship” where he was madly in love with Pantsuela was a month with him bragging “The year of the Ralphamale”
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That's one of my favorite Killstreams of all time. The "SUFFER HORSE" right before the song started playing was amazing. That and Dax coming out and saying that there was almost a Chris Farley situation afterward.
Man was truly peak Ralphamale at that point.
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- Jul 21, 2021
Since he's wading in pussy maybe one of the girls can show him how to use snow/Meitu
That's a arc I would love to see
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- Jun 12, 2021
What I find amusing is you know 100% he uses these extremely heavily filtered pictures on his tinder profile.
I want homeless crackhead sasquatch Ralph to come back, it was his best look after blue hair lesbian Ralph.
Anasûrimbor Kellhus
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Pretty easy to do in a country that uses lard in just about everything and that's before its deep fried.