🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AncientPhosphur]

While his newest diary entry is poorly written, derivative, and juvenile, I do respect Ralph for actually trying to do something with a modicum of creativity. Better than sitting and yelling at video clips of other streamers.

Plus we get another avenue of making fun of him

 

[Rex Mendicorvm]

Big ups to Ralph's Twatter thread for reaching the mystical huyte number #1488!!! Let the Romans commence!!!

 

[polar bear]

Big ups to Ralph's Twatter thread for reaching the mystical huyte number #1488!!! Let the Romans commence!!!

RETVRN TO THE GVNT

 

[Elmo]

Happy 1488 pages on your Tweets, Ethan!

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Happy 1488 pages on your Tweets, Ethan!

A regular Adolph Twitler, if you will.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Happy 1488 pages on your Tweets, Ethan!

I'm surprised that it took the thread this long. You would think Ralph would tweet a lot more with his famous blue checked account.

What a shitty Nazi.

 

[Braphamut]

Thus spake Sandrathustra,

Hail to the Güntermensch!

 

[EyeGuy]

Ralph couldn't get Finkelstein for the Kill Show so he had to borrow those alien mummies that Mexican archeologist dug up:

 

[Truly Rural]

I do not know the meaning of this pic.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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I do not know the meaning of this pic.

He's a big guy.

 

[Nate Higgers]

He's a big guy.

“if I take away those klonopin…would you die?”
“I really gotta say, It would be extremely painful, to be honest…”
“You’re a big guy”
“FOR YOU, BISH!”

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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I do not know the meaning of this pic.

Adam Savage is rebooting Mythbusters?

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph couldn't get Finkelstein for the Kill Show so he had to borrow those alien mummies that Mexican archeologist dug up:
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Literally who and who?
Top of the Sektur indeed. I'm sure those pesky Zionists are shaking.

 

[Um...]

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I do not know the meaning of this pic.

It’s the image he’s selling (trying to) that he’s some kind of International Badass. All the fake photoshopped images he posts are conveying the same myth, when the reality is he’s flabby, doughy, broke (his last two ‘vacations’ prove this) and increasingly irrelevant (stream today never made it out of the 300s of live viewers.) He has the stink of failure all over him, despite his best efforts at faking what a ‘winner’ he is.

 

[porkWellington]

When the Guntguard gets more engagement clipping the Gunt than the Gunt.

 

[Rage Pig]

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

"Friend".

Must be the toilet lawyer.

 

[AltisticRight]

That wristband has an unfortunate choice of colours, or was it really a coincidence?


Alright, it's not that close. Phew. We don't need another nonce in this Sektur.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

That is one fat hand. Down so bad he can’t afford the thin escorts he’s gotta get the goblina ones and can’t afford to take a photo with them.

 

[alan thicke]

It's nice of ralph to treat his best friend, torta guy, to a meal every now and again.