🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Lidl Drip]

Ralph is such a primitive animal.

Me: "Nobody wants to talk to you."
Ralph: Invites literally anyone with a pulse to try and get as many callers as possible in one day.

He's the most easily manipulated person with the most easily understood motives in the world.

He did create two (now fatherless) children just to spite you afterall. Unfortunately he couldn't afford the motorcycle.

 

[Null]

He's already said he's literally too afraid to get a cool chopper.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Better not invite literally anybody who gives you the time of day, boy!

 

[Musashi's Son]

He did create two (now fatherless) children just to spite you afterall. Unfortunately he couldn't afford the motorcycle.

Lmfao the pig will scream about how he hates Josh because he hosted "a board for pedophiles to post their content" (his words not mine) but whenever Josh takes a slight jab he runs to his Twitter to prove how successful he is to Josh and how many guests (literal nobodies) he can get on his show. He will also brag that he got 1200 viewers (because he covered a viral story) and hit an 800 $ donation goal (even though Josh can hit it in 1 hour and it takes this dude to stream 12 hours to hit it). Dude reeks of insecurity.

 

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

He's already said he's literally too afraid to get a cool chopper.

Ronnie told him motorcycles were dangerous at a young age just before stabbing him and running off to another state. It left a strong impression.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Ralph is such a primitive animal.

Me: "Nobody wants to talk to you."
Ralph: Invites literally anyone with a pulse to try and get as many callers as possible in one day.

He's the most easily manipulated person with the most easily understood motives in the world.

I think you have the power to save him using reverse psychology.
"You will never get clean!
"You will never become a likeable and humble person!"
"You will never repair your relationships and be a man your kids might not be ashamed to call Dad"
"Roll that up and smoke it piggy!"
You could do it. You could fix him.

 

[AltisticRight]

Josh takes a slight jab he runs to his Twitter to prove how successful he is to Josh and how many guests (literal nobodies) he can get on his show.

I don't get how Juju makes that much on Patreon when his Xitter engagement figures are in the lower 2 digits. It's weird.

 

[Musashi's Son]

I don't get how Juju makes that much on Patreon when his Xitter engagement figures are in the lower 2 digits. It's weird.

I was talking about Ralph not JuJu. But yeah it's weird how JuJu's Xitter and Patreon numbers don't cross over. The majority of Patreon paypigs probably come from that Facebook group Juju had for the discussion of his show (just a theory though).

 

[AltisticRight]

I was talking about Ralph not JuJu. But yeah it's weird how JuJu's Xitter and Patreon don't cross over. The majority of Patreon paypigs probably come from that Facebook group Juju had for the discussion of his show (just a theory though).

Oh yeah, the way I said it was confusing. I was referring to Ethan @ing a bunch of his little minions, he @ed Juju twice I think.

Bizarre. With that much Patreon grift, his xeets should be getting high hundreds in attention at least.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Oh yeah, the way I said it was confusing. I was referring to Ethan @ing a bunch of his little minions, he @ed Juju twice I think.

Bizarre. With that much Patreon grift, his xeets should be getting high hundreds in attention at least.

Internet is weird. If you look at Fuentes’s twitter engagement you’d think he’d be the most famous person ever. If you look at Ralph’s you’d assume correctly he’s a fucking loser.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

He's already said he's literally too afraid to get a cool chopper.

What a coward. I have a motorcycle and its really fun. If you roll up to the bar on one it turns heads, just saying.

 

[Lidl Drip]

What a coward. I have a motorcycle and its really fun. If you roll up to the bar on one it turns heads, just saying.

He could trade in that horrible truck with the predatory loan that he can't afford anyway and finally drive the way he wants, weaving through traffick instead of staying in a lane. But he's clearly a coward afraid to go out like a king of the road... cause he got so much to live for lmao

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Metokur currently getting literally 20 times the viewers Ralph got on his recent 1000 viewer "comeback" stream lol

 

[HackerX]

LOL. Metokur just had a solid 5-ish minute "I'm not mad, I'm disappointed" speech on Rekieta. It's everything Ralph wanted, but was denied.

Jim absolutely had kid gloves on against Ralph. He treated him like a toddler in comparison to Rekieta.

 

[Mikoyan]

LOL. Metokur just had a solid 5-ish minute "I'm not mad, I'm disappointed" speech on Rekieta. It's everything Ralph wanted, but was denied.

Jim absolutely had kid gloves on against Ralph. He treated him like a toddler in comparison to Rekieta.

Indeed. It's something else, really.

As I said in the Jim thread, I'd be amused if Ralph now reaches out to Rackets to do a spite stream.

 

[AltisticRight]

What a coward. I have a motorcycle and its really fun. If you roll up to the bar on one it turns heads, just saying.

I own a motorbike too. I get many Arkansas 8s in West Memphis but I'm too much of a dimwitted pussy to ride it across South Africa while playing the TND copypasta on loudspeakers.

I'll be very owned if Ethan Ralph does that.

 

[Nate Higgers]

I own a motorbike too. I get many Arkansas 8s in West Memphis but I'm too much of a dimwitted pussy to ride it across South Africa while playing the TND copypasta on loudspeakers.

I'll be very owned if Ethan Ralph does that.

If Ralph was as black as he claims, he’d buy a Hayabusa (only blacks own/ride them). But he won’t, because he’s a quad-titted white coward who isn’t even from the “cool Memphis”.

 

[AltisticRight]

If Ralph was as black as he claims, he’d buy a Hayabusa (only blacks own/ride them). But he won’t, because he’s a quad-titted white coward who isn’t even from the “cool Memphis”.

Imagine NOT being an actual Memphis, Tennessee nigger.
Imagine being a pasty pudgy White trailer park trash from WEST Memphis, Arkansas.

COULDN'T be me.

 

[Ammyterasu]

About the cursed Sonichu medallions


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[There She Glows]

About the cursed Sonichu medallions
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Who was upset with him for getting the Chris Chan arrest on camera? Everyone was stoked that it was recorded for posterity as far as I can remember. Lol Null even said he was grateful to Ralph for the closure.