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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.4%
  • lol no

    Votes: 323 92.6%

  • Total voters
    349
The Pigmaster Ritual
Belligerent Gunts
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Demented minds

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All of those times that I got my ass beat were FRADULENT you fuckin alog :story:
“physically attack me in front of a bunch of cops”

Imagine when I give Ralph a wedgie with his tiny little arms going everywhere in the air as he’s screaming “ARREST HIM ARREST HIM”. I’m sure the officers will be dying laughing at the sight once they arrive on scene thinking it was a woman being assaulted from the screams just to see Ralph.

Squeal piggy! The day of the wedgie will be upon you soon. All the memories of grade school will be coming back!
 
I’m sure the officers will be dying laughing at the sight once they arrive on scene thinking it was a woman being assaulted from the screams just to see Ralph.
You poor deluded fool. They're gonna ventilate you, they're all huge fans of the KEEEELSTREEEEM BABEH!
 
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