🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Rage Pig]

Nick must be so happy that Gunt wants to fuck his live-in whore.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph has finally been noticed by a coffee brand hes shilled for months yet never tried:

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[oopsie doodle]

OH HE DRUNK

Spoiler: fat retard speaking fatly and retardedly

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That is not how you say "chilaquiles," he's got the emphasis completely wrong. How fucking long has he been in Mexico at this point? He can't even order breakfast correctly.

Pro tip: forvo.com can help you sound less like someone who is clearly two brain cells (albeit thoroughly pickled ones) ahead of cabbage.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Nick must be so happy that Gunt wants to fuck his live-in whore.
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We should have a new cow of the year category for crossovers/team ups.

 

[Null]

If this fat retard lush makes it to Minnesota by Wednesday I'd be impressed.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Nick must be so happy that Gunt wants to fuck his live-in whore.
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Ralph baby #3 incoming.

We should have a new cow of the year category for crossovers/team ups.

Call it the 'Dimensional Merge Award.'

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

This man! How does he do it?? He can't even get on a plane without turning it into some clownshow.

When you're the clown, every day is a circus.

 

[Axiom.]

Call it the 'Dimensional Merge Award.

We need Ralph to chant about the Killstream while standing next to Rekieta

 

[genericwhitemale]

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Violence (or attempts at it) are so due bro.

One of Ralph's best attributes is how he can spend years calling someone a pedophile, insult their kids and wife by saying they're retarded and whores or dox all their top capos like he did with AF but then say "well ah meen we squashed da beef a lawng tahm ago" and think it's all kosher.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

"whats up Bish! yeah I got through this weak Biden Border as Trump would say, I hired a Coyote by selling my daddy's solid gold made by the gods ring, and I'm gonna be using the rest of the funds to get to that courthouse and attend that hearing which Joshua moon wasn't able to stream! gonna be a kill stream exclusive! some Alog Border security actually tried to stop us but you can't put down the ralphamale! besides, that brown rice slut in office who was in charger of the border really made it easy, you can tell that a woman was in charge by how bad it is! I WILL BE at that omni-bussy hearing, you can count on THAT!"

 

[Mikoyan]

I do wonder how many people are going to go to this thing - especially Ralph - and don't know it's basically a procedural deal, even if it's a fairly important one.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

If this fat retard lush makes it to Minnesota by Wednesday I'd be impressed.

Same. I've never heard of someone being off by a day for a flight- wtf does that mean for likely, the 3(+) other connecting flights?

Plus this poor hobo is probably looking at $3-4k (USD) round trip, and somehow the most dicey part is getting from MSP to Willmar and back. Assuming he can haul his fat ass across the border without somehow ending up in jail. And which form of government issued ID will he lose on this trip? He's running out of them.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Same. I've never heard of someone being off by a day for a flight- wtf does that mean for likely, the 3(+) other connecting flights?

I've heard of flying standby but this is kinda ridiculous.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

I bet rekieta is shower texting ralph in an attempt to manipulate him into staying away, without directly telling him not to come. If so, he doesnt realize that ralph can only be manipulated into doing stupid shit, but never out of it.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

And which form of government issued ID will he lose on this trip? He's running out of them.

This makes Ralph sound like he's running around with Viktor Bout.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I do wonder how many people are going to go to this thing - especially Ralph - and don't know it's basically a procedural deal, even if it's a fairly important one.

The bigger the spectacle the better really, I'm sure Rekieta loves the attention...

 

[Jump]

Ralph isn't going to make it. He lives in Mexico but can't speak spanish. He can't understand how flights work. He is always the the gate at the wrong times. He is so poor he can't afford a hotel. And now he is basically stuck in the Mexico City airport drunk, making a fool out of himself.
Ralph doing live reports from the courtroom steps would have been kino as fuck. But Ralph never fails to fail.

Null wins again by doing nothing at all.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I do wonder how many people are going to go to this thing - especially Ralph - and don't know it's basically a procedural deal, even if it's a fairly important one.

I hope just the one lawyer or whoever that Null organized with. I don't want embarrassing retards yelling about sonichu and other gay nigger shit like the zoom court appearance. Sadly lots of people think they're funnier and less autistic than they are in reality.

 

[Oxous]

The g(a)untlet has been thrown down

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[Balldo's Gate]

Ralph continues reading his thread:


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