🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Axiom.]

I feel compelled to remind everyone of Ralph’s Law: Every “W” Ralph obtains, is always followed by an L of equal or greater value and magnitude.

This time in only 12 hours for the law to regain!

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

FUCK. Every time this four-tittied faggot sets foot in Winning America, Ralph takes an L. I think God is sending a message. Piggertits needs to stay in Loser America.

 

[Niggernerd]

Ralph is such a nigger. I really don't know what else to call him! Lmfao

 

[Vect]

Ralph actually has a reasonable defense in that there's a corpus of evidence proving that he's always seething online and saying shit that he never actually does. Being a well-documented pussy might actually work in his favor.

But the thing is he was talking to Nick. He then offers to fight Imholte for basically no reason and then doxes him. He also has a history of revenge pornography, domestic violence and getting into brawls with people he has the tiniest issues with. He did come to that courthouse from Mexico for the purposes of some kind retributive action, his Tweets prove that. The pattern would show that he actually does go out of his way to dick around with people.

That this was EVEN a rake that he managed to find, set up and step on is incredible.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

More like witless intimidation amirite?

Shit, I’m so good with the standup I’ll be next inauguration in Ralph’s hollow fame!

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Ralph is such a nigger. I really don't know what else to call him! Lmfao

If an ET landed in my backyard and wanted to understand what the word "Nigger" actually meant I'd show them a picture of Ethan Ralph

They'd quickly scan his history... look at each other nod and warp speed the fuck out of here faster than you can say Zeta Reticuli

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

But the thing is he was talking to Nick. He then offers to fight Imholte for basically no reason and then doxes him.

He didn't just talk to Nick, he came to town specifically to be at Nick's hearing where he made this notation:

• Based on Imaholte... him & Rekieta don’t like each other — doesn’t qualify as concerned citizen because of conflict

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and THEN he hung out with the Rekieta's and THEN he intimidated Aaron Imholte.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I doubt anything will happen because Ralph is incapable of being intimidating, but I'm sure his cope on twitter will be kind of funny.

 

[Axiom.]

I doubt anything will happen because Ralph is incapable of being intimidating, but I'm sure his cope on twitter will be kind of funny.

He's just going to put his tail between his legs and go back to being El Gunto, eating soggy tortillas with his dead cats

 

[Step out of the car sir]

Ralph really can’t do a single thing right in his life.
A bunch of Kiwis go to the trial, dress nicely and get notes while Ralph somehow managed to get involved in a way that may get him arrested.

The one who will fuck up the trial is YOU ragepig, whaddya think about that bish!?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

If Ralph appears on Interpol's red list I am going to die laughing.

 

[Rage Pig]

Imholte thinks that Balldo send the attack pig after him. Gunt is a scared bish, tweets a rat gif and is silent since then, for 7 hours now.

 

[Maude Snew]

I doubt anything will happen because Ralph is incapable of being intimidating

Oh, not so good sir! What if he comes to Aaron's house and just stands outside being all greasy and gross so the next time Aaron steps outside he'll slip in Ralphagrease and injure himself then he'll just have to lay there on the greasy floor in Ralphastank. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Imholte thinks that Balldo send the attack pig after him. Gunt is a scared bish, tweets a rat gif and is silent since then, for 7 hours now.
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I bet he's tucked his curly tail between his legs and is running for Mecheeco as fast as he can.

Bish don' scare tho'.

 

[FiveStarAce]

RIP ralphs cats. Poor things gonna die now, because piggy has to stay put.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

RIP ralphs cats. Poor things gonna die now, because piggy has to stay put.

Ralph would think of jail as a step up. Running water, two meals a day.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Ralph would think of jail as a step up. Running water, two meals a day.

Ralph has already done time, it changed him for a while. He is deathly afraid of going back (as seen during his revenge porn trial). Also, piggy would probably die of Xannie withdrawals.

 

[Nate Higgers]

I bet he's tucked his curly tail between his legs and is running for Mecheeco as fast as he can.

Bish don' scare tho'.

I mean considering the absolutely ridiculous roundabout way he had to come into the USA, is he gonna be able to get a direct flight from Kandy Yoshi County to El Domicilio Del Gunto? Does the passport issue only apply if he’s entering the USA instead of exiting it?

 

[HackerX]

I feel compelled to remind everyone of Ralph’s Law: Every “W” Ralph obtains, is always followed by an L of equal or greater value and magnitude.

But where was the W??? Was there a perceived W for him getting a picture with the cuckhold coke head? Has he passed the singularity where every L is followed by greater LS?

 

[Nate Higgers]

But where was the W??? Was there a perceived W for him getting a picture with the cuckhold coke head?

Uhhhh…*checks notes*

Getting his paypiggies to bankroll his wild and crazy airport hopping adventure halfway around the west coast of the North American continent so he could go to a short court appearance?

Getting a hug from Mrs Crackeita, maybe?

Eating lunch in Wisconsin?