🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Crispy Jakes]

I agree and very sound advice, Haroo.

"Some people who took eszopiclone ate food"

 

[T00L Nigger]

He's probably suffocating beneath that fat, sack of pig shit he calls a belly while he sleeps. And when he inevitably does, he needs to do us all a favor and gunt in hell.

You can really hear it during the pillstreams. The "We need Moar," one really showed how laboured his breathing gets when he's blacked out. Even when he's "sober" you can hear it between his sentences. It's like a death rattle omen of the obvious outcome.

As far as the insomnia goes, Ralph. nigger.. You wouldn't have it if you weren't a severe alcoholic. It's a symptom of being a drunk and it's one of the many reasons people don't believe you're sober.

There's alternatives though such as a Trazodone or Mirtazapine but I would assume that Ralphamale needs the harder stuff because he's fat.

He would gain so much more weight on Trazadone. I was personally on it and a pretty bad drunk. The two with my poor diet had me 60lbs overweight. Once I stopped both and watched what I stuffed into my pie hole, the weight went down considerably. The insomnia went away with a more active and properly managed lifestyle.

Another thing about Trazadone is that It can cause night terrors in some. I was one I vaguely remember Faith mentioning Ethan would whimper and thrash around like he had them. I would assume he'd experience worse dreams and it would just be counter-productive.

 

[Asian tech support]

Fallen asleep and pissed on it.

Despite spending much of his adult life behind computers, I doubt Ralph is much more adept with them than DSP. I'd guess he either fell out of his chair and somehow onto it, or yanked cables, knocking it over.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

What I do see is Ethan Ralph's pill-seeking behaviour, which is similar to Nicholas Rekieta. A responsible doctor wouldn't be prescribing any hardline drugs to deal with their problems. But we're speaking about Mexico, with higher population densities and less functional medical practitioners. Each MD there probably deals with 10 times more patients, many of which are fat bastard gringos that seek cheap Mexican pills.

Ralph isn’t seeing a doctor for these pills, he’s just talking to the pharmacist he buys from, if he’s talking to anyone at all. Ralph’s magical convos about Ambien never happened.

He always scripts this type of BS when he pretending to be sober. Ralph in his tiny brain tries to come up with how a non-addict, regular, upstanding, sober man could possibly be in a drugged stupor. “Ah just took half a legally prescribed ambien in the morning to try to get back to sleep, like the doctor told me too.” Then ofc he immediately calls his doctor to discuss these concerning side effects because it could affect his job performance! It’s the type of Ralph comedy I enjoy the most.

I think his creative writing flair in this dept is thanks to watching scripted to TV shows (soap operas with Sandra) for his comical understanding of how this strange world of employed people that aren’t drug addicts operate and communicate. *

He probably did go to a doctor for his gimped arm, but that’s separate from his pill addiction. If he ever pays to see a doctor for pills it’s just a script mill doctor there to provide pills Americanos and he needs at least one official valid script at all times so he can take them through customs and sadly for court matters with his kids. 95% of the benzos he takes have nothing to do with a prescription.

Possible truth: Ralph realized dawn was breaking and he still had not passed out 4 am so he took more pills because he had to “work” at 2 pm. Probable truth: Ralph took way more Xanax than intended because he kept forgetting he just took some and was way more fucked up than he realized rendering him unable to pull off his “sober” LARP while streaming.

Ralph has never been sober since moving to Mexico, not that he was sober before then, but the easy no-Rx Xanax is his doom.

Spoiler

Ralph has never been sober since moving to Mexico. At best he just cuts back on his daily Xanax consumption and doesn’t mix with booze while streaming. I think, at best, he’s managed to stop drinking for a few weeks at a time during some of his “sober” claims, but he’s still eating benzos like pez. He can pull off appearing sober on his streams if he’s just eating a few Xanax and not mixing them with booze. 6 mg of Xanax just allows normal functioning for Ralph.

Never forget the first entire day of his 3 day Italy vacay (with an infant in tow) was soent desperately trying to find an Italian doctor to prescribe him Xanax because he lost or took them all before he left NYC.

His first priority everyday is making sure he has enough Xanax to function and not risk seizures.

From a non-MD perspective, my true and honest advice is a rapid change in lifestyle. That beats any magical pill which will likely cause worse side effects.

Ralph sits in his hovel staring at screens during all waking hours, eating slop on top of his pill/benzo addiction.

This the guy who threatened KF that he was going to start taking two mile walks, and never did.

If he wasn’t a benzo addict/ alcoholic, just putting down his phone and walking a few miles a day (any physical activity that made him move his body) and maintaining a regular sleep/wake time would probably cure most of his problems. Instead he leans harder on pills and booze to help the problems they cause.

Ralph passes out at random times in the wee hours and then tries to be conscious in time to start e-begging in the afternoon. His lack of sleep schedule would mess up anybody, but add booze and benzos to it and it’s hopeless. Ralph’s solution, of course, is more pills.

Spoiler

* It’s funny Ralph leans on ambien, which was the go-to legal drug to blame from 2005-2015 for when rich people got into legal trouble for being fucked up. His education about the adult world seems to have ended when he stopped watching TV with Sandra and reading her tabloid magazines. Everything he learned after that was courtesy of the internet.

 

[Braphamut]

Sweet Innocent Baby Ethan isn't to blame once again, he's just a victim of these poor conditions. You know, just like the anxiety, bad hygiene, and violence against women we have placed upon his crown. These are all external conditions inflicted upon his otherwise perfect diamond soul.

It doesn't matter how many thousands of dollars in valuable practical advice from experienced dedicated professionals from PharmaFarms are placed upon his table when we also call him mean names that make him toss and turn and whimper all night long.

Shame on us all. Perhaps we should remove the black vomit from our own throats first, fellow physicians (of caring and understanding).

 

[deeman]

Isn't Ambien (Eurofag so i don't know what would equal it over here) one of those who give restless legs?

 

[porkWellington]

American expat Ethan "Gunted Alice behind a Wendys" Ralph saying he will hold a Republican in DC accountable from casa de piss in Mexico, if you wanna know the truth about it

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

This has to be the intro song to any Gunt documentary.

 

[Mahavitchnu Orchestra]

To be fair, I was the moron making that argument to my doctor.

I understood you. That's 100% fine to be a civilian and think that, as you're not medically trained. I had a friend who clearly had apnea, but was small. There were plenty of other factors, in fact, all of them, EXCEPT fat. That friend's doctor dismissed this friend's suspicion out of hand without asking about any other factors. Fuck lazy pieces of shit like that. You are lucky to have had a good doctor.

Gunt making good decisions, due to increased blood oxygen and restful sleep, would be the death of this board.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

American expat Ethan "Gunted Alice behind a Wendys" Ralph saying he will hold a Republican in DC accountable from casa de piss in Mexico, if you wanna know the truth about it

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Nigga you don't live here shut up

 

[Pelican Bones]

American expat Ethan "Gunted Alice behind a Wendys" Ralph saying he will hold a Republican in DC accountable from casa de piss in Mexico, if you wanna know the truth about it

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What is it with foreigners always thinking they have a say in American politics?

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

Ralph is thinking about going to Sinaloa

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[Rage Pig]

Pig who has neither friends nor family

Seething at the Hanania abomination

Seething at Cog

Seething at Elon Musk

Seething at the Malaysian faggot

Continues seething at the Muskrat

All within the last 4 hours. Piggy's in a foul mood and the amount and frequency of typos in his Tweets and show titles is increasing, brain is obviously fried on pills and booze, permanent damage.

 

[jewsernotfound]

veteran of twitter warfare

 

[Near]

TWITTER IS MEANT FOR WAR

-Internet veteran and wife beater Ralph

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Twitter really is the most important thing in his squalid life

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Pig who has neither friends nor family

Responding to the guy who runs the Babylon Bee, a parody website, is a sound idea Ralph. There's absolutely nothing they could do to make fun of you champ

 

[HackerX]

Twitter really is the most important thing in his squalid life

TBF, I'll give credit to Ralph. If I were him, I'd have killed myself a while ago. The womanly, passive aggressive nature that helped ruin his life is also the only reason he's still alive.

Responding to the guy who runs the Babylon Bee, a parody website, is a sound idea Ralph. There's absolutely nothing they could do to make fun of you champ

He'd nut himself if he could initiate any non-sektur drama.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

He'd nut himself if he could initiate any non-sektur drama.

I am sure a bunch of normies finding out the entire story of ethan ralph would give him a nut and a massive headache with post nut clarity

 

[Punished Lobsterchu]

Pig who has neither friends nor family
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Seething at the Hanania abomination
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Seething at Cog
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Seething at Elon Musk
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Seething at the Malaysian faggot
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Continues seething at the Muskrat
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All within the last 4 hours. Piggy's in a foul mood and the amount and frequency of typos in his Tweets and show titles is increasing, brain is obviously fried on pills and booze, permanent damage.

What a sad sack peice of shit dude. "Meant for war", nigga, it's meant for fun. A concept that you have completely forgotten how to experience. Ralph is the biggest fucking misanthrope who only exists for spite. His existence is anathema to how normal people view their purpose on this earth.