🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

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  • lol no

    Votes: 291 92.7%

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Ralph continues his obsession with Jim, did he search Metokur's name for this or is this pauly frog a name that would get around?
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Still hasn't gotten over having his dick called small by a bunch of women.

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Ehm...I might be retarded gentlemen, what are we looking at?
A shadow that kind of looks like a fatroll (when zoomed, but it's clearly just a shadow) and a couple of blemishes that might be scars.

People have scars, and if they were self-harm scars, there'd be a lot more of them and they'd be way shallower. Anyone who has ever known a cutter knows that. Ralph (who has never had a real-life friend, much less a female one) does not.
 
Ralph continues his obsession with Jim, did he search Metokur's name for this or is this pauly frog a name that would get around?
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That's the guy he shit on a few days ago, called him a faggot and said he would NEVER come on his stream. I think pauly offered a spot for warski/ralph to hash shit out. I think it's the same dude that was the first obs slave for ppp and culture war criminal.

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Didn't this faggot claim Wu was more attractive than lauren southern? This nigga projects so much.
 
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Ian Miles Cheong has refused to acknowledge Ralph's existence for at least a couple years, but like a vulture in the desert, he began circling Ralph's bloated carcus sensing weakness and a chance at vengeance, broke his silence tweeting the above, and also a retweet last week of Lauren Southern's in regards to the gunt.



X-posting to this thead as well as it involves twitter, and it took a little while, but Ethan Gunt vs Ian "puppy killer" Cheong is on:

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Still hasn't gotten over having his dick called small by a bunch of women.

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Is Ralph insinuating that Venti cuts herself? As someone who, when she was younger, did self harm I don't think that Venti is a cutter or at least cuts herself on her upper arm. Most girls when they cut themselves usually cut on their lower arms or thighs. Places that are easy to reach with a knife as well as easy to hide the cuts and scars. Even now I try to see how Venti cutting herself on her upper arm would work and it is quite hard to try to cut yourself on your upper arm. My guess is that those scars are from Venti's many cats.
Also, Ralph should be the last person to make fun of someone's appearance given that his body looks like that of the archdevil Baalzebul from D&D in his cursed slug form and he is the only person I know that has 4 tits.
 
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A shadow that kind of looks like a fatroll (when zoomed, but it's clearly just a shadow) and a couple of blemishes that might be scars.

People have scars, and if they were self-harm scars, there'd be a lot more of them and they'd be way shallower. Anyone who has ever known a cutter knows that. Ralph (who has never had a real-life friend, much less a female one) does not.
Also old, long healed cutter scars from an emo phase in High School are way less embarrassing and far more pleasant that Ralph’s ever expanding gunt bifurcation and his increasingly pancake batter face from all the alcohol and trash burgers he consumes.
 
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What is this suicide baitpig trying to insinuate? Is he actually suggesting that Brittany self-harms?
How would she cut herself at the back of her upper arm? Those cuts are deep enough to leave scars. She'll have to pull out the knife wrap her primary arm all around just to reach that portion, she'll have to awkwardly twist her neck to see where she wants to cut and literally push inwards to inflict such a wound, unless she's using an extremely sharp sashimi knife or a fucking microtome knife.
All of this is made even harder because of her massive breasts, something Ralph has as well and can really sympathise with. I doubt Ralph can even reach the backside of his arm from his other hand.

Those do look like deep cuts, maybe one of her cats got mad or it was an accident when she was younger. I know a couple cutters, they do it to their thighs and lower arms. It's something they are ashamed of, enough to hide it. Why isn't Brittany trying to hide those scars? It's a simple makeup trick.

Now, so what if she did cut herself? You made babies with a paedophile and someone who claimed she was raped on a school bus, you suicide baited both Nora and Faith.

tl;dr those are not self-inflicted and the suicide baiting pig should pull his fat snout out of people's businesses.
 
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