🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Braphamut]

That is one fat hand. Down so bad he can’t afford the thin escorts he’s gotta get the goblina ones and can’t afford to take a photo with them.

Having a Nora nostalgia phase again, or he's just resigned to dating fellow People of Torta.

 

[Drunkensailor]

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His humiliation fetish is presenting itself once again. That catchers mitt most likely fully engulfs the Memphis micro.
I personally think fake nails are trashy and gross, with just a few exceptions. However what self respecting spicy Latinx escort does not have two inch daggers at the end of her fingers?

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

His humiliation fetish is presenting itself once again. That catchers mitt most likely fully engulfs the Memphis micro.

There’s not much that would leave the MX mm peeking out from under it.

I personally think fake nails are trashy and gross, with just a few exceptions. However what self respecting spicy Latinx escort does not have two inch daggers at the end of her fingers?

The kind EOR can’t afford.

 

[Lidl Drip]

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What's with those giant stalks of cilantro (?) in there? lmao. It's like they plucked the leafs off and just gave him the stalks.




Looks like it's supposed to be chopped small and served on tortilla chips like a salsa and not as a soup with giant slices of avocado and cilantro stalks. The places he goes to probably just get the leftover ingredients from a proper restaurant to work with.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

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That is not ceviche that is a bowl of shit.

How is it that the only thing Gutter Gunt has perfected is finding the shittiest restaurants within 100 miles?

Actually I bet the restaurants are fine. It is that they see Seethan and scoop out the sink trap, throw it in a the microwave for thirty seconds, and then drop it in front of him with some rotting vegetables.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

What's with those giant stalks of cilantro (?) in there? lmao. It's like they plucked the leafs off and just gave him the stalks.

Those are sea beans

 

[Beavis]

Fake donos, fake girlfriends, fake photos. Ralph’s entire life is a facade.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I do not know the meaning of this pic.

He's got that Cyraxx posture. Emulating a more successful goblin that still lives in the country his rapist daddy gave him?

 

[Truly Rural]

He'd look exxxttrrraaaa slim next to her if only she hallowed him to take a pic of them.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Mmmm, senorita Gordita and the Ralphamale slapping gunts, their oily sweat congealing and forming a miasma of stench not experienced outside of a six week old wet decomp. Knowing the Ralphamale, he promised her a green card to pretend she likes the West Memphis Micro.

 

[P0LYBIUS]

 

[Harry Angel]

The jokes write themselves.

 

[Internet Inquisitor]

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He looks like a strung-out mall janitor sitting in a giant booster seat. What's the flex? We'll never know. One thing is for sure, he's starting look more Mexican.

 

[AnOminous]

Those are sea beans

Tbh it doesn't actually look that bad. It doesn't look that good either but I've seen worse ceviche camaron. I wouldn't view that as worthy of a picture although I'd eat it.

Looks like it's supposed to be chopped small and served on tortilla chips like a salsa and not as a soup with giant slices of avocado and cilantro stalks. The places he goes to probably just get the leftover ingredients from a proper restaurant to work with.

It's prepared in a lot of different ways, usually by region. Personally I prefer it with at least some whole tail-on shrimp or at least big chunks, with soft flour tortillas to make tacos. It also makes a mean Bloody Mary.

 

[jimmybags]

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The king takes his throne while the peasantry ITT all seethe at him. Pearls before swine.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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Look at this bum with a fag purse and laugh.

 

[Tom Myers]

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In me high chair with me vape waiting on ma to feed me.

 

[Obscura539]

I’m trying to imagine what is the person taking the photo is thinking. I would imagine it’s something like this:


Wow, he had a really hard time getting up there.

This flabby gringo is wearing all black and it’s 102 degrees out. Weird.

His head is legitimately the size of a watermelon.

Why is wearing boots that are five sizes too big?

Wait, why is he wearing boots?

Is that a purse? Is this woman?

Oh, they want to get a cigarette from their purse so they can look badass in this photo.

He won’t smile. He just does weird ass gestures.

God, he smells bad.

 

[Elmo]

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Imagine this grizzled gunted retard trying to climb up on this, likely even needing a ladder. Think you can get down from there okay, fatty?

 

[Nate Higgers]

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Ralph, noooooo! You took so much Ozempic that you shrunk down to Beardson size!