🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Muppetstudios]

T/A

He should do one of his wrassling promos for this he's got good form on threatening women:

"I'm going to put my hands on you and you're not gonna stop me, if you try to stop me I'll kill you"

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

My money is on Grace, first round by knockout in the first 15 seconds.

 

[Rubber Plant]

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He should do one of his wrassling promos for this he's got good form on threatening women:

"I'm going to put my hands on you and you're not gonna stop me, if you try to stop me I'll kill you"

Lmao, Ralph, 90% of the time we can smell you through our screens.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Lmao, Ralph, 90% of the time we can smell you through our screens.

I want my money back on this smell-o-screen. All I get is wiffs of piss bottles and moldy tortas.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

don't let this man distract you from the fact that in 1998, The UnderQuaker threw Mankind off Hell Incel, and ratings plummeted 16 shows through the database table.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

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I could not sit through her laughing and wheezing and trying to be amusing at all reading his story. Somehow she's less tolerable than the rage pig.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Grace should accept, agree to 3 month timeline, learn kickboxing, then put this swine in the grave.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

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He should do one of his wrassling promos for this he's got good form on threatening women:

"I'm going to put my hands on you and you're not gonna stop me, if you try to stop me I'll kill you"

I want this to happen so so much it's unreal.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

This would be unironically the best thing for both of them. It's a giant spectacle for two people no one gives a shit about right now. A weird BPD father fucking nightmare against an Ethan Ralph who has lost weight without working out. It's beautiful. I will buy whatever thing I need to watch it.

 

[Internet Inquisitor]

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He should do one of his wrassling promos for this he's got good form on threatening women:

"I'm going to put my hands on you and you're not gonna stop me, if you try to stop me I'll kill you"

It would be impressive to see him kick that high. I think Grace has at least a solid 5 inches on him height-wise and she probably has better reflexes since her dad booted her like an abused Shih Tzu. Realistically she would forfeit once she gets a whiff of the festering Gunt and Tampon breath wafting from the opposite corner. Pretty bold of Ralph when he looks like he smells of After-birth cooking on hot tarmac after a Hazardous waste spill.

 

[Dr. Puncherillo]

Why are people counting alpha male out, have you seen the kinda ass whooping it he took in Portugal? This man is a veritable tank. I mean it took a few people to steal his purse. My bet is she gasses out before he stays down.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

This man is a veritable tank.

Am I wrong here or did Ralph take the sucker punch at the bowling event pretty well?

 

[Elmo]

This man is a veritable tank. I mean it took a few people to steal his purse. My bet is she gasses out before he stays down.

That's because he's always using performance enhancing drugs.

 

[Scout Trooper]

Why are people counting alpha male out, have you seen the kinda ass whooping it he took in Portugal? This man is a veritable tank. I mean it took a few people to steal his purse. My bet is she gasses out before he stays down.

I believe by his own admission it took one person. If that wasn't enough evidence, we saw Ralph completely unable to stop even one punch from Dan over multiple engagements.

 

[Dr. Puncherillo]

The technique of stopping a punch with the face is an ancient technique

"I am bleeding, making me the victor."

 

[AltisticRight]

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He should do one of his wrassling promos for this he's got good form on threatening women:

"I'm going to put my hands on you and you're not gonna stop me, if you try to stop me I'll kill you"

Man who wears this threatens women to fucking cage fights. Pathetic.

 

[AnOminous]

Why are people counting alpha male out, have you seen the kinda ass whooping it he took in Portugal? This man is a veritable tank. I mean it took a few people to steal his purse.

Lmao you really believe his bullshit? It took one tranny.

Man who wears this threatens women to fucking cage fights. Pathetic.

Maybe he's trying to do a sad segue from Hunter S. Thompson to Andy Kaufman.

 

[Nate Higgers]

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Man who wears this threatens women to fucking cage fights. Pathetic.

Maybe he’s hoping that his victory will allow him to take ownership of whatever purse she owns, and he can upgrade from whatever knockoff Gucci manpurse he got for $15USD “at a shop in the centro (read: downtown Merida)”.

You know, old school 90’s black woman street fight rules

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

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Oh look, it's Humpty Gunty

 

['Ole Dente]

don't let this man distract you from the fact that in 1998, The UnderQuaker threw Mankind off Hell Incel, and ratings plummeted 16 shows through the database table.

Did you hear? Kane is running for mayor of Knox County?

He's wearing a suit.