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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 21 7.5%
  • lol no

    Votes: 260 92.5%

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I don't get how Juju makes that much on Patreon when his Xitter engagement figures are in the lower 2 digits. It's weird.
A lot of people probably forget about their patreon after a while since it's such a small recurring charge unless you went for some gigapaypig-tier subscription. There are grifters like Jake and Spoony who haven't produced anything or even updated their page for years and years and still make hundreds of dollars a month from sheer inertia.
 
Who was upset with him for getting the Chris Chan arrest on camera? Everyone was stoked that it was recorded for posterity as far as I can remember. Lol Null even said he was grateful to Ralph for the closure.
I was upset! I'm still upset! All the Rekieta stuff is making me way too happy, Ralph would really own me by going out in public and acting like a retard instead of being boring. Oh what will I ever do if he went and did something stupid?
 
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Did you know if you report child abuse in your congregation, it sheds bad light on you and you're swatting people?
 
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Did you know if you report child abuse in your congregation, it sheds bad light on you and you're swatting people?
Well to be fair to Ralph, he did change his mind when he learned about child abuse shit, but it's still a dumb statement to make in the first place since they had a warrant so it's not swatting. The only party that is at fault in this whole shit is literally Rackets and his wife, I don't know why Dick and his squad of cum gargles are still looking for someone else to blame. It's quite bizarre.
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Well to be fair to Ralph, he did change his mind when he learned about child abuse shit, but it's still a dumb statement to make in the first place since they had a warrant so it's not swatting. The only party that is at fault in this whole shit is literally Rackets and his wife, I don't know why Dick and his squad of cum garggle is still looking for someone else to blame. It's quite bizzare.
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He doesn't consider that snitching. But when he yells at Amanda to shut that bitch baby the fuck up, as he drives down the wrong lane, completely fucking hammered, now that's legal because there is no pictorial ebadance.

This guy's so fucking primitive. Mexico really is his place in the world. He cannot survive in a civilized world anymore.
 
Who was upset with him for getting the Chris Chan arrest on camera? Everyone was stoked that it was recorded for posterity as far as I can remember. Lol Null even said he was grateful to Ralph for the closure.
People were upset because he would not shut the fuck up, he and the horse were yelling over the arrest footage then he was DMCA people after for reposts.
 
Well to be fair to Ralph, he did change his mind when he learned about child abuse shit, but it's still a dumb statement to make in the first place since they had a warrant so it's not swatting. The only party that is at fault in this whole shit is literally Rackets and his wife, I don't know why Dick and his squad of cum gargles are still looking for someone else to blame. It's quite bizarre.
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Dumb retard pig, not seeing the full picture while also assuming things like "why not sit them down first" -- as if the church haven't tried an intervention (or multiples) already.
They all deserve each other. Ethan Ralph was talking about how Kayla was whoring herself out to Warski and how their 5 children are retarded, just short of yet another miscarriage "joke". Nick Rekieta took him back.
Just vile.

This guy's so fucking primitive. Mexico really is his place in the world. He cannot survive in a civilized world anymore.
He belongs in a Tupperware box.
 
Ralph is getting a bit too cocky now there is a massive corn harvest and for once he's not the one get sacrificed. Will probably loose him up and start producing Kino again.
Surely he will establish a powerful alliance that will finally destroy Kiwifarms and Metokur. Dick, Nick and Ralph now have a common goal of avenging their hurt feelings. It's not like the reason Ralph got all those cool Internet guys to leave him is because he was the weakest link and a fucking liability, the second people saw the gunt picture.
 
Ackshually the Ralphamale don't need shit from them snakes! He is a real nigga who is going to open a torta shop and bar, not so he can drink, in a country with a worse economy than the US.
And why wouldn’t he? He’s said that the cartels “totally don’t exist and are an American imperialist myth” so it’s not like he’ll be another victim of small business exploitation at the hands of a Mexican narcotrafficking cartel!

They don’t exist! It’ll all be fiiine
 
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Did you know if you report child abuse in your congregation, it sheds bad light on you and you're swatting people?
Lunacy. Pure Lunacy. There's been repeated attempts to the point Balldo was openly heresy posting and bitching about his church for being prudes. But I get why he thinks that because of how many "unguarded" moments have dropped.
 
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Did you know if you report child abuse in your congregation, it sheds bad light on you and you're swatting people?

*licks finger and puts it up to the air*

*Most people are supporting Nick? Alright then.*

"FUCK ALL Y'ALL HATURZ! HOW DARE YEW SNITCH ON MAH BEST BUDDEH?!"

Well to be fair to Ralph, he did change his mind when he learned about child abuse shit, but it's still a dumb statement to make in the first place since they had a warrant so it's not swatting. The only party that is at fault in this whole shit is literally Rackets and his wife, I don't know why Dick and his squad of cum gargles are still looking for someone else to blame. It's quite bizarre.
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*licks finger and puts it up to the air again*

*Most people outside of the lawtube circlejerk despise Nick now? Oh fuck.*

"UH ACKSHUALLY WHAT NICK DID WAS FUCKED UP! THANK GAWD THAT MAN OF THA CLOTH REPORTED HIS SHYSTER LAWYER ASS! CHRIST IS KANG!"
 
About the cursed Sonichu medallions:story:
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Ralph you literally drove like 3 hours to go to a motel he was staying at for the sole purpose of filming him and had Meigh go up to his room and knock on it how the fuck are you going to call anyone else an obsessed psycho you fat fucking hypocrite.
 
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