🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Mr. Manchester]

Pretty sure the Gunt would just absorb the blast and Ralph would just think he had a bad torta shart.

Ironic because I think he blames half his torta sharts on Israel.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

If the Mossad gave Ralph a rigged phone he'd get drunk and lose it foiling their plan

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If Mossad wanted to get Ralph, they would just lower the price of Xanax and Makers Mark

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Ironic because I think he blames half his torta sharts on Israel.

If only he could find kosher tortas...

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

A burst of comradery and pride over come Ralph as some fellow woman beating and raping niggers from Memphis made the news

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

A burst of comradery and pride over come Ralph as some fellow woman beating and raping niggers from Memphis made the news

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Based on his previous history, why am I not surprised he condones the rape and murder of a woman.

Genuinely horrifying.

 

[AltisticRight]

If the Mossad gave Ralph a rigged phone he'd get drunk and lose it foiling their plan

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Yeah because dimwitted poltards who bitch about Joooz all day would be using pagers. He should be worried about cyanide planted in tortas or a razor blade attached to his Meheecoh prostitute's vagina.
Least dumb piggytits xeet.

 

[FiveStarAce]

If Hamas ever did kidnap Ralph life living in a terror tunnel for 12 months would be a great improvement on the Mexican shack

It must slowly settle in that the gig at Juju's house isn't happening and he's getting desperate

 

[Bill Evans 45]

This retard has never been in a church willingly.

He has. He did a skip to Spain from Portugal, visited a historic church and stole a votive candle. Christ is indeed Kang.

It must slowly settle in that the gig at Juju's house isn't happening and he's getting desperate

I reckon this will sink in some time in November. This will ensure fireworks in time for Thanksgiving. Which he will also spend alone in a Mexican tin shack, having fled the land his daddy gave him.

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[AncientPhosphur]

Yeah because dimwitted poltards who bitch about Joooz all day would be using pagers. He should be worried about cyanide planted in tortas or a razor blade attached to his Meheecoh prostitute's vagina.
Least dumb piggytits xeet.

If I was Ralph I’d be more worried about browsing blacked porn on Pornhub (a Jewish owed site that also is involved with fostering sex trafficking and frequently having issues with hosting videos where kids get raped) because the joos can easily install a stutnex type virus on his shitty alienware causing the CPU to heat up and explode sending shrapnel into his already fucked up face

 

[UCantCCPMe]

If I was Ralph I’d be more worried about browsing blacked porn on Pornhub (a Jewish owed site that also is involved with fostering sex trafficking and frequently having issues with hosting videos where kids get raped) because the joos can easily install a stutnex type virus on his shitty alienware causing the CPU to heat up and explode sending shrapnel into his already fucked up face

Yep, that's what did it. Not him trying to run his whole setup for 12 hours at a timeon 8 gigs of ram, not the scorching temperatures in his Mexican tin shack with no air conditioning, not his browser having 90 tabs of blacked porn open... it was da joos.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Based on his previous history, why am I not surprised he condones the rape and murder of a woman.

On a positive note she survived and the perps got life sentences, but the details of the case are fantastically vile.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Yep, that's what did it. Not him trying to run his whole setup for 12 hours at a timeon 8 gigs of ram, not the scorching temperatures in his Mexican tin shack with no air conditioning, not his browser having 90 tabs of blacked porn open... it was da joos.

You forgot to mention that there ain’t no way he’s cleaned the inside so it’s packed with cat hair and ground up Xanax pills

 

[UCantCCPMe]

You forgot to mention that there ain’t no way he’s cleaned the inside so it’s packed with cat hair and ground up Xanax pills

That and the components are no doubt gunked up from all the weed and cigarette smoke

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Just him saying he's refusing service and taunting them about it opens the door to serve by publication. You can't stop someone from divorcing you with retarded pig antics like that.

The pig is a pigger for sure, he lives in the moment and something five seconds ago or five seconds in the future is nonexistent, never happened, and never will happen.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

You forgot to mention that there ain’t no way he’s cleaned the inside so it’s packed with cat hair and ground up Xanax pills

That and the components are no doubt gunked up from all the weed and cigarette smoke

Don't forget all those piss bottles he kicks over when he's lurching around.

 

[not william stenchever]

Hamas would not hesitate to remove piggy's head from his fat little torso and parade it around on a stick

Butchering piggertits and parading around parts of his corpse would be absolutely haram.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Butchering piggertits and parading around parts of his corpse would be absolutely haram.

Think about the poor sucker that would have to inherit his wife. Israel might stop bombing them for 24 hours out of pity.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

all mah enemies are vahl degenurits! Anyway how funny is it this woman got raped and beaten lol

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggy's Judenknax forces him to retweet AOC. Once a shitlib, forever a shitlib.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Based on his previous history, why am I not surprised he condones the rape and murder of a woman.

Genuinely horrifying.

Of course Shanaynay McPiggietittles is from West M-Town, AR.