🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Die For Me!]

GED UPPP! GED UPPP!!!
MEDICARE IS DYIN'!!:

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[Look--an Alien!]

GED UPPP! GED UPPP!!!
MEDICARE IS DYIN'!!:
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And to think, Ralph had the chance to confront Medicare at his home and say his tearful goodbyes to his internet dad...but he didnt

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

Quadratits went from claiming that Medicare was faking his illness to outright celebrating his death.

Even if Jim dies, he’ll die loved by his family, his wife, and his fans. As for Quadratits, you’ll die in Mexico, alone, surrounded by unwashed vomit, empty beer bottles, and cockroaches. You’ll die a loser fat boy. Your children will be relieved of the burden of seeing your ugly face for good.

 

[Michael Landon's Liver]

Wrasslin heels are just doing a job. At the end of the day wrasslin heels still go home to their wives and families. They are still friends with the faces backstage.
Ralph has made his entire identity into a wrasslin heel but without the money, the wife, the family, the friends and the gym.

Pretty pathetic really.

 

[You're MDNWU]

You’ll die a loser fat boy.

Even funnier is that no one will know NOT Ralph is dead for at least a week because he already smells like putrid shit and no one actually watches his streams.

 

[joebobmurphy]

If the Mossad gave Ralph a rigged phone he'd get drunk and lose it foiling their plan

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Remember, they're after you. He's just in the way.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Remember, they're after you. He's just in the way.

He’s so fat and slow he’s blocking the God damn fire escape!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph W. Imagine getting sick and dying. What a retard.

 

[Not Even Twice]

GED UPPP! GED UPPP!!!
MEDICARE IS DYIN'!!:
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Remember this is simply because his internet daddy laughed at him. That's it.
It's easy to laugh at Ralph, but between this and him laughing about the woman who got raped and shot I have to thank him for constantly reminding us that he is an utterly despicable person.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Hey, Ralph, when Jim dies he'll be surrounded by the people that love him.

When you die you'll be surrounded by piss bottles and the chair that you will inevitably melt into.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralphs #1 paypig Guitar_Anthony has revealed the name of his 2 twin daughters, they bare a shocking resemblance to someone else's daughter (cant imagine why):

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Based on his previous history, why am I not surprised he condones the rape and murder of a woman.

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So he really did rape & murder that woman behind an Arby's!

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Since Ralph has been bragging about the death of his internet daddy, I thought it would be appropriate to post this here

Both circles would be around the date @Null said Ralph should be harvested for the corn. And the price of corn shot up drastically but now its coming down. I think another harvest is needed

 

[JAKL II]

LOL Rape It Ralph got worked. Spent all week hyping up that he was gonna take over BPITU with Dick because Vito was getting fired and Ralph had inside info about it only for Dick to sell half the trademark to Vito for a buck, effectively making Ralph look the the Biggest Rube in The Universe.

 

[One Winged Pear Farmer]

Incredible, he typed a three letter abbreviation followed by a four letter one with no stroke/drunk typos. At this rate Ralph might match the developmental milestones of your average five year old

 

[HackerX]

Ralph W. Imagine getting sick and dying. What a retard.

I don't think he has to imagine too hard.

Remember this is simply because his internet daddy laughed at him. That's it.
It's easy to laugh at Ralph, but between this and him laughing about the woman who got raped and shot I have to thank him for constantly reminding us that he is an utterly despicable person.

Ahem. Jim also shook a pill bottle and it made Ralph feel really sad because it reminded him of lows. Though if I were to think about it, maybe it reminded him of his highs?

LOL Rape It Ralph got worked. Spent all week hyping up that he was gonna take over BPITU with Dick because Vito was getting fired and Ralph had inside info about it only for Dick to sell half the trademark to Vito for a buck, effectively making Ralph look the the Biggest Rube in The Universe.

The most logical reasoning for Dick going through this entire ordeal was to make Ralph look like a pathetic retard. This may have been a legitimate work, lol.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Ralphs #1 paypig Guitar_Anthony has revealed the name of his 2 twin daughters, they bare a shocking resemblance to someone else's daughter (cant imagine why):

Jesus Christ. Imagine being so braindead that you paypig Ralph. Someone like that having kids is legitimately a frightening thought.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph browsing the karen farms again in bed, you can tell by how he censored Rape:

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By the way Ralph... ya missed a spot!

better clean it up Ralphie boy! Your entire lifes work (a twitter account) is on the line here!!

 

[Bepis]

He can squeal about "werks" all he wants on Xitter but we all saw him groveling like a bitch at Juju's feet for the chance, and we can all see him just taking the disrespect now, like a bitch. Sad that Dax didn't even respect him enough to let him in on the joke!

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Ralph browsing the karen farms again in bed, you can tell by how he censored Rape:
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By the way Ralph... ya missed a spot!
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better clean it up Ralphie boy! Your entire lifes work (a twitter account) is on the line here!!

My favorite part about this tweet, is that honestly who gives a fucking about BPITU. Dick is a freak, Vito is a pedo and everyone adjacent to it is a retard.

 

[JAKL II]

Ralph browsing the karen farms again in bed, you can tell by how he censored Rape:
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By the way Ralph... ya missed a spot!
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better clean it up Ralphie boy! Your entire lifes work (a twitter account) is on the line here!!

LOL Rape It Ralph is big mad and coping because he got worked.

WHAT A MARK!