🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[CECA Loather]

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I warned Ralph about the Pajeet Problem! I warned anyone I could about them Pajeets. They don't just want bob and vegana, they don't just act and smell funny, they the Jeets are the new Jews and Vivek Ramaswarmy should never be trusted!

But I suppose the silver lining in that cloud for Ralph is that he is in Mexico and Pajeet CECAs aren't interested in leeching off Mexico.

 

[AltisticRight]

Merry Christmas Ralphabros and Ralphasistas! We saw what happened long term. Suffah piggy!
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>I won't go into it too much
Proceeds to jab several lines of incoherent babble with his trotters.

 

[porkWellington]

Ralph gets more engagement on this board than his own Twitter and he's been reduced to a side character on his own board. Truly sad, truly pathetic.

 

[Die For Me!]

This is now 2 shows in a row Ralph has ran away from with zero reason as to why. While I could sit here and hypothesize on why, I think there's a much more important question we should be asking right now, which is CAN WE HIT IT?! CAN WE HIT IT?!?! WE ARE 1 NO-SHOW AWAY FROM 3 ABORTED RETORTS IN A ROWWW! NAP-UP FAT BOY, NAP-UP!!!!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

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Dothead absolutely DESTROYED by the Ralphamale! Get WRECKED BISH!

 

[Random Internet Person]

Ralph gets more engagement on this board than his own Twitter and he's been reduced to a side character on his own board. Truly sad, truly pathetic.

How the fuck does that happen?

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

How the fuck does that happen?

It’s Shanaynay McPiggietittles.

How does it NAWT?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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Why the fuck would the Ralphamale care about jobs. He never worked a day in his life bish! Doesn’t even stream. He just lives that Ralphamale lifestyle: seething at the farms and twitter

 

[Devious Dave]

I would pay to send Ralph to India it would be just as cheap as Mexico, probably less dangerous too. The locals might even build him a temple.

 

[Axiom.]

The locals might even build him a temple.

The Killstream from India would guarantee him a new audience and groupies that we all know he has a taste for.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

I would pay to send Ralph to India it would be just as cheap as Mexico, probably less dangerous too. The locals might even build him a temple.

India would be perfect for the Ralphamale. There's so much shit he won't have to resort to the effort of digging it out of someone's ass, its paving the streets. Free food as far as the eye can see.

 

[AltisticRight]

India would be perfect for the Ralphamale. There's so much shit he won't have to resort to the effort of digging it out of someone's ass, its paving the streets. Free food as far as the eye can see.

It would, he still misses Nora, though she's born to Pakistan immigrants but close enough. The RALPHAMALE likes them brown and chubby.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

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Shocking Ralph hates anything based on MERIT.

 

[Devious Dave]

Not even joking if he moved to India and filmed himself interacting with the locals I think it could legitimately revive his career imagine ip2 but in India

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Suffa a-lawgs I bet none of you have fresh Nam bread or mango lassies. My local somoso guy shook my hand and told me he's a huge fan of the killstream, actually. Even the brothels are cheaper if you want to know the truth about it.....

 

[Victim2988]

Not even joking if he moved to India and filmed himself interacting with the locals I think it could legitimately revive his career imagine ip2 but in India

I believe the locals will burn him alive to some pig god with 8 arms if he tries to drunkenly squeal at them. Locals are normally ok but don't try to push their buttons, things can escalate out of control quickly. Life can also be a little bit tricky and hazardous there, if the street food don't kill you accidents are really common. From my trips there I got 2 broken toes, 12 lacerations on one foot, and a broken tooth in different accidents. And I am the careful type of visitor. I have also been thrown in the air by a cow (no real injuries).
Definitely not the best destination for gunty if he wants to stay alive.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

If Ethan Ralph refuses to be a top tier streamer anymore, we'll just have to replace him with Ethan Rajesh.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

If Ethan Ralph refuses to be a top tier streamer anymore, we'll just have to replace him with Ethan Rajesh.

Ethan Rajesh's Killstream is a 30 second instructional video on how to access CNN clips.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Ethan Rajesh's Killstream is a 30 second instructional video on how to access CNN clips.

See, a perfect 1:1 replacement.

 

[FiveStarAce]

It’s Shanaynay McPiggietittles.

How does it NAWT?

Just.... stop...