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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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  • lol no

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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Is scopolamine real? That could come in handy when a restaurant refuses to serve you off the lunch menu at dinner time.
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It is real and it can be found in the flowers of a very common type of tree. In Colombia is known as burundanga, but as far as i know, the one used for robbing and raping is mixed with other narcotics. The flower itself has sedative properties so people put them under their mattresses as a sleeping aid, for example.
Since scopolamine can be absorbed through skin criminals can put in in stickers or flyers, but the most common way of intoxication is through food or drinks.
 
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porkWellington said:
Ralph went from oiling up latinas and thumbing their ass to losing Adolwulf, losing Linx, fucking no porn stars, and if he's lucky he'll get to be in the room watching one get fucked in the ass, but given past experiences with someone he used to know he'd probably enjoy that last one.
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Oh yeah? Well when was the last time YOU ate a sandwich in Colombia?
 
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Ralph is God btw
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The Wokest said:
The place is $4k USD a month.
https://livrealtymedellin.com/property/casa-loma-4-bedroom-penthouse-w-jacuzzi-in-poblado/

I guess with his big AM ALIVE BISH stream earnings he can contribute a big 5% of this month's rent.
They're paying for his food too right?
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4000 USD per month?! Am I going crazy? it's still in fucking Medellin, Colombia! Look at the view from the place for fucks sake, nasty ass spic commieblocks... Maybe the world property market really is fucked, bros.. :(
 
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Humble Architect said:
Ralph continues to be the greatest modern comedy and he does it for free.

The movie of this nonsense is gonna be kino, might even save cinema.
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It's gonna be like The Hangover, except instead it's set in Columbia, and the "heroes" are: A fat pig with a bifurcated gunt, A manosphere grifter and a latina whore. There is no wedding, but there is cartel related shenanigans that the internet trolls only escalate.
 
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I'm surprised Ralph hasn't tried going around Medellin larping like he's Pablo Escobar.
Gator_Aids said:
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Ralph is already covering any underage accusations.
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When he performed the Ralphathumb, he probably closed his eyes and pretended it was Nora.

Darth Dingus said:
I think Ralph is going to have a great time in Columbia and come back unharmed, bish
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Whatever you do Ralph, do not accept any Colombian neckties.
 
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