🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[AndyGuntski]

ralph truly is retarded white trash if he thinks fuentes will ever forgive him

 

[Trans Randy]

ralph truly is retarded white trash if he thinks fuentes will ever forgive him

His mind is still spoiled from Rekieta sucking up to him after all the Ay-Lawgs realized Nick was even more of a Degen than the Hollerin' Hog.
That probably cemented in his brain that he is never wrong and EVERYONE will eventually come back to realizing they were wrong to diss the Ralphamale.

 

[Die For Me!]

Did you all miss the tweet he posted he has a forthcoming pilot the killstream is gonna be resurrected and brought to TV for the world to see

Ralph speaks on the pilot, stating that there's real money behind it, also states that this may be a sign that the "groypercurse" that has been making his life literal hell for years may have been lifted, even shouts Christ is King, something that he's refused to say for years now:

Ralph reveals that he believes the reason Pantsu left him was because she saw what he was doing to the groypers and thought it would happen to her as well, tells gaylogs to clip it:

In the midst of his show, Ralph would bounce around the room while sending messages to the hot mormon that supposedly walked into his shed earlier this week and immediately attempted to convert him

Ralph still cannot comprehend that she is using flirt-to-convert on him despite someone telling him that's what's happening, and even telling that to her himself (0:55)

The mormon rejects Ralph and tells him she would "still love to show up and share the gospel". Despite getting rejected, Ralph decides he will do it anyway, still refusing to believe he is getting played:

Ralph lost his debit card a long time ago and is too retarded and lazy to get it replaced, admits he regularly begs for money from his lawyer because of this:

Ralph comments on his 20 minute victory lap for (potentially) getting amnesty, stating that the gaylogs are just mad that we don't understand Loyalty and Friendship

Donators can have dinner with Ralph, but only if they pay for the entire meal

Ralph reveals that the visual damage to his head were from "bumping" (smashing his skull onto glass piss bottles), is suffering from headaches ever since:

Near the end of the show, Ralph does the fuentes pledge he shied away from doing earlier in the show. Ralph is still pretending he doesn't know it from heart:

Ralph decides to raid his new arch nemesis, Jaden McNeil. The moment Ralph checks in, Jaden is in the midst of his Ralph segment and reads a superchat stating "What a fat disgusting pig" which makes Ralph sperg out:

In a seething fit of rage, Ralph attempts to hop onto Kick and shows his username and password character length:

Kick Username theralph@theralphretort.com
Password length: 10 characters
Considering the email is the domain he sold to pajeets for $500 dollars earlier this year, he probably has very limited access to this account and doesn't give a shit about it either way.

I'd also like to point out that the same day it was revealed Ralph was botting viewers, his likes also spontaneously doubled
What typical Ralphalikes from this year look like:


What the past 2 Killstreams have had:


This is probably because the same service that Ralph uses to fluff up his view count by ~250 viewers also sells likes:

Bonus pigs:
I'm that type of faggot

Ralph reminds us that his new man purse was gifted to him for free after buying so many fucking hats

 

[Sam Losco]

I'm not sure whose brain is more fried right now, Rekieta or Ralph.

 

[sufferhorse]

So his password is 10 characters...

You know what is also 10 characters and would be super easy for a drugged up retard to remember?


HIS OWN FUCKIN NAME

 

[Rage Pig]

I'm not sure whose brain is more fried right now, Rekieta or Ralph.

Piggy is older, took more drugs over a longer period of time and started with the handicap of his IQ being at least two standard deviations lower than Balldo's. Hearing him talk over the last week I'm pretty sure that he'll be a literal drooling retard in less than 10 years if he survives that long.

 

[Helping Friendly Book]

Piggy is older, took more drugs over a longer period of time and started with the handicap of his IQ being at least two standard deviations lower than Balldo's. Hearing him talk over the last week I'm pretty sure that he'll be a literal drooling retard in less than 10 years if he survives that long.

You could literally pause on any frame and he’ll look absolutely sloshed.

 

[Kandinsky]

In retrospect, it's pretty crazy that Ralph once had the means to set up a bowling event or a wrassle wrassle match. Not even from just the money aspect. He's lost the connections that that made all that shit possible in the first place. The biggest event Ralph could possibly muster now would merely rival Ronnie's memorial service at the taco place or whatever it was.

That would be Pancho’s, and the buffet Mexican restaurant has been out of business for years. You would raise the Mexican flag on your table for sopapilas.

The only flag Ralph should be raising is a white one, because this dude is cooked. It’s over, dude. The guy is so miserable that anyone living in that much pain is either actively trying to kill themselves or is trying to make someone murder them. He’s destitute, miserable and knows there is no way out at this point. He is begging for relevance. I just hope his landlord has an extra key to his shack and that he leaves enough cat food out for Cleo and Smoke. Otherwise, he’ll be the food. Cats aren’t above eating their owner if they are starving. Just hope they don’t get some sort of fucked up disease from eating undercooked pork.


EDIT: Apparently there are actually 5 remaining locations of Pancho’s. WE’RE SO BACK, BROS.

 

[alan thicke]

Ralph speaks on the pilot, stating that there's real money behind it

I’m cautiously optimistic about the “pilot” arc. My bet is a catfish scenario, but some bozo grifter putting Ralph in an actual writers room and expecting him to “perform” has big train wreck potential.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph states he should not have uploaded the video on X yesterday because he appears to have been outside or near his home (5:10)

I do like how retarded he is and his screw ups are always his own fault. He’s drunkenly shows his browsing history constantly, revealed his credit card on air because he was too retarded to mute it. He always steps on rakes but he sees the rake and mutters “Fuck you alogs I bet this will own you” right before stepping on it. Hes a one man comedy gag and the gag is his own life.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph reveals that he believes the reason Pantsu left him was because she saw what he was doing to the groypers and thought it would happen to her as well, tells gaylogs to clip it:

Piggy’s brain is such mush. Pantsu left his Xanax addicted ass months before he broke up with Fuentes.

When Ralph flew to Florida, for Nick’s 1930’s Germany cosplay and piss swirl speech, he gave the epic O’Day Stinson speech. After several months he had determined Pantsu wasn’t actually ever going to speak to him again so he was praising the guy who got away with murdering his white wife.

After Ralph epic arrival he felt disrespected by Groypers since they didn’t want a stinking fat drunk staying at their AirBnB. The rejection sent Ralph into a tailspin which lead to his meltdown. There was no snake whispering in Ralph’s ear. But Im sure he cried to Milo about Nick not appreciating he was Cozy’s biggest star other than Nick and Milo definitely nursed his giant wounded ego.

Ralph had been an utter trainwreck on Cozy the entire year and was even worse after Pantsu fled. He was upset he wasn’t getting emotional support from Nick and more $$$ for his mumbling drunk streaming content. Telling him to sober up before showing up in Florida was the final straw for Gunt’s BPD.

It is true that Pantsu was a big fan of Fuentes so I’m sure she was thrilled when Ralph got banned from the gay catboy cabal. She could enjoy the cat boy squad again sans Ralph’s taint.

When Pantsu was pregnant Ralph took her to AFPAC, the one he attended wearing that fat clown suit. The highlight of her relationship with Ralph was getting close to Nick and the Groypers. I’m sure she had dreamed of finding a catboy groyper boyfriend, but since they are all gay she had to settle for a drunk old fat man that simped for Nick so hard he named his child after his streaming platform.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I’m cautiously optimistic about the “pilot” arc. My bet is a catfish scenario, but some bozo grifter putting Ralph in an actual writers room and expecting him to “perform” has big train wreck potential.

Not to PL but I worked in the entertainment industry and I'm really curious what he thinks is happening and what he's being told. Any serious prodco doesn't just reach out to random retards to offer them writing and performing jobs. To be writer you need to have a packet (entertainment/talk show) or have written a pilot (teleplay) as samples. Ralph can't even write a fucking blog anymore and he absolutely is too retarded to put together either of those things to any professional quality.

My guess is if it's real, it's some no-name startup who wants to do some kind of hot take politics debate show and found the most loudmouthed imbeciles possible in hopes of doing some streaming dog shit that's such a trainwreck people will tune in.

 

[sufferhorse]

Not to PL but I worked in the entertainment industry and I'm really curious what he thinks is happening and what he's being told. Any serious prodco doesn't just reach out to random retards to offer them writing and performing jobs. To be writer you need to have a packet (entertainment/talk show) or have written a pilot (teleplay) as samples. Ralph can't even write a fucking blog anymore and he absolutely is too retarded to put together either of those things to any professional quality.

My guess is if it's real, it's some no-name startup who wants to do some kind of hot take politics debate show and found the most loudmouthed imbeciles possible in hopes of doing some streaming dog shit that's such a trainwreck people will tune in.

its not real. he is trying to steal Guntchat's plan to revive his career. this was decided after months of relentless Thorpe posting flooding chyat. We had a hashtag going and all #SAVETHEGUNT #SAVEOURGUNT

We literally planned to write small scripts for him to act out and make enough money to continue to exist. less than 24 hs later this shit pops up.

Its either him, through the feaser fags trying to steal ideas, or jesse trying to do the same but with the intention of ruinin them.


nothing more than that.

 

[demicolon]

What do you mean bottles his viewers first he falls on bottles he's stuffing his fans into bottles for later or what?

 

[HackerX]

When Pantsu was pregnant Ralph took her to AFPAC, the one he attended wearing that fat clown suit. The highlight of her relationship with Ralph was getting close to Nick and the Groypers. I’m sure she had dreamed of finding a catboy groyper boyfriend, but since they are all gay she had to settle for a drunk old fat man that simped for Nick so hard he named his child after his streaming platform.

My favorite part was everyone getting mad that Ralph ate all the cookies or brownies or whatever.

 

[unironicjudiaism]

its not real. he is trying to steal Guntchat's plan to revive his career. this was decided after months of relentless Thorpe posting flooding chyat. We had a hashtag going and all #SAVETHEGUNT #SAVEOURGUNT

We literally planned to write small scripts for him to act out and make enough money to continue to exist. less than 24 hs later this shit pops up.

Its either him, through the feaser fags trying to steal ideas, or jesse trying to do the same but with the intention of ruinin them.


nothing more than that.

Or....

Its a shitty YouTube show idea in the vein of El Stanky....which is what i am hoping for....the kino would floweth

 

[Gator_Aids]

So his password is 10 characters...

You know what is also 10 characters and would be super easy for a drugged up retard to remember?


HIS OWN FUCKIN NAME

Killstream

or

2thumbsup!

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Or....

Its a shitty YouTube show idea in the vein of El Stanky....which is what i am hoping for....the kino would floweth

Or, hopefully, some Mexicans want to use him to recreate 'Funkytown'.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Ralph speaks on the pilot, stating that there's real money behind it, also states that this may be a sign that the "groypercurse" that has been making his life literal hell for years may have been lifted, even shouts Christ is King, something that he's refused to say for years now:

Its a shitty YouTube show idea in the vein of El Stanky....which is what i am hoping for....the kino would floweth

I hope it's real and true. Ralph can't be around people without flipping out because it's every rational person's conviction to make fun of and bully Ralph which causes him to meltdown. Imagine if they pay for his drinks too? Oh please let this happen!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

My guess is if it's real, it's some no-name startup who wants to do some kind of hot take politics debate show and found the most loudmouthed imbeciles possible in hopes of doing some streaming dog shit that's such a trainwreck people will tune in.

If it’s un traditional it is probably related to the fishtank thing he embarrassed himself on or the Colombian porn thing. Or it’s just some alog absolutely fucking with him. Whatever the pilot is going to be it’s just going to be him sitting in front of the green screen while he squeezes the last 2 brain cells out for some kind of show that’ll end up no different than anything he’s posted to Twitter or done on the Killstream.

Knowing Ralph his pilot is probably just a submission to be on some boring YouTube slop channel show and he is building it up as an actual thing.